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Game Thread: 6/9, Padres vs. Dodgers

San Diego Padres at Los Angeles Dodgers, Jun 9, 2009 7:10 PM PDT


Have you ever been to an SDSU basketball game?  Fans stand and clap in unison until the Aztecs score their first basket.

Here's my idea:  In the comment threads we can only comment in Haiku form until the Padres get their first hit. 

A Haiku written in English is three lines.  The first line is 5 syllables, the second line is 7 syllables and the last line is 5 syllables.

Dodger Stadium
In the L.A. Summer heat
Smells like a toilet

Go Padres!



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too bad, mister box

nobody reads the text there
first loser owes us beer

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Judging by spelling
I’m not convinced some can read
Why do we bother?

by jbox on Jun 9, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

that last sentence was

not correctly formatted
count your syllables

by Dex on Jun 9, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn it, you are right
this is most embarrassing
i wont fail again

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

what was up with that
interview with mark neely?
weird shaky cam’ra

by Dex on Jun 9, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

the first pitch was thrown out
by elmo the red monster
my son loves that guy

by Dex on Jun 9, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

that first sentence was
not correctly formatted
count my syllables

by Dex on Jun 9, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s class this place up
Italics will do the trick
Words wearing a suit

by jbox on Jun 9, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

we need a bass line
with people smoking cigars
GLB jazz club

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s go Padres, Let’s
Go! I was never good at
Haikus. But I’ll try.

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on Jun 9, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Try one thought per line
Let your heart do the typing
You will catch on soon

by jbox on Jun 9, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nasty nose hangers
Wipe your f-n nose, Loney
You’re making me sick

by clydeoverslept on Jun 9, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Only just begun
but now my favorite thread
I feel so alive!

by jbox on Jun 9, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

ahh, chavez latrine
i’d
so attend a game there…
in a pope mobile

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Virgin Suicides
Kirsten Dunst used to be hot
What happened to her?

by jbox on Jun 9, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

it is her chompers
they’re tiny like baby teeth
plus she has weird boobs

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tony Gwynn Junior
Leads off the game with a hit
No more bad haikus!!

"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec

"you must know much more about baseball and the Padres than most people on this blog"

by jpleeg2 on Jun 9, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I have one more...

Tommy Lasorda
BMI is off the chart
A pumpkin with arms

by clydeoverslept on Jun 9, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Tony Gwynn Junior
Lead off single stops the fun
Now Tony is out!

by jbox on Jun 9, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

what the fcuk Tony
Second time in the last week
breaking cardinal rule

"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec

"you must know much more about baseball and the Padres than most people on this blog"

by jpleeg2 on Jun 9, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

thwarted first batter
our high brow time comes to end
damn that son of a…

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Tony Gwynn Junior
Think about what you just did
Hang your head in shame

by 'Eaters on Jun 9, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Trying to steal third
Junior won’t ever make it
An inning killer

by clydeoverslept on Jun 9, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

ball was in the dirt
wasn’t trying to steal third
either way, dumb play

"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec

"you must know much more about baseball and the Padres than most people on this blog"

by jpleeg2 on Jun 9, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haiku tomorrow
A new tradition for us
When we are hitless

by jbox on Jun 9, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

we’ll let them escape
like we always seem to do
RISP death

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we now return
To our usual nonsense?
Stop the haiku game???

"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec

"you must know much more about baseball and the Padres than most people on this blog"

by jpleeg2 on Jun 9, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

We can all stop now
Oops! How did the Dodgers score?
Lost my attention

by jbox on Jun 9, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

very good to hear
i think the comments slowed down
til you gave green light

"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec

"you must know much more about baseball and the Padres than most people on this blog"

by jpleeg2 on Jun 9, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neely just did one

The Padres score first
For the first time since Monday
Against the Phillies

"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec

"you must know much more about baseball and the Padres than most people on this blog"

by jpleeg2 on Jun 9, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Man with magic hair
You all know who I speak of
Might come check this out

"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec

"you must know much more about baseball and the Padres than most people on this blog"

by jpleeg2 on Jun 9, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

where’d everyone go?
was it haikus or nothing
for tonight’s OT?

"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec

"you must know much more about baseball and the Padres than most people on this blog"

by jpleeg2 on Jun 9, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

two runs on the board

screw it, let’s OT

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

here here!!

"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec

"you must know much more about baseball and the Padres than most people on this blog"

by jpleeg2 on Jun 9, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is going to be fun

when the Padres don’t get a hit on the second pitch though.

by jbox on Jun 9, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we did alright for the first time

"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec

"you must know much more about baseball and the Padres than most people on this blog"

by jpleeg2 on Jun 9, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought for sure someone was going to come in and blow it

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

so did I. Pleasantly surprised.

by jbox on Jun 9, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

no one wanted to buy the beer!

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on Jun 9, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss

"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec

"you must know much more about baseball and the Padres than most people on this blog"

by jpleeg2 on Jun 9, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

one last one for me

that is what she said
thinking someone else would blow
now she’s on her knees

"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec

"you must know much more about baseball and the Padres than most people on this blog"

by jpleeg2 on Jun 9, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Kouzmanoff
who likes to party all night
also drives in runs

by brewer090 on Jun 9, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m drinking sake
cultural coincidence?
wish it was not tied

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

to borrow a line from TTG, he needs to DIACF

"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec

"you must know much more about baseball and the Padres than most people on this blog"

by jpleeg2 on Jun 9, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

done and done

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate it when

the other team scores a run, making their total number of runs equal to the Padres’ total number of runs.

by brewer090 on Jun 9, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

plah, statistics...

"What in the name of Randy Jones is going on over there..."

by ABY on Jun 9, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nick Hundley

Hundley is a liability defensively. The question obviously is will hit enough to make up fordefensive shortcomings ? Will he get better defensively ?

by texpadre on Jun 9, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he'll get better

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is going on here...

two hits in a row, twice?

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

yo

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by justdave on Jun 9, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

good thing i missed the haiku section

i don’t speak “literary douche”

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by justdave on Jun 9, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec

"you must know much more about baseball and the Padres than most people on this blog"

by jpleeg2 on Jun 9, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe that's why your breath stinks

SNAP



(luvya dave)

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

it took me like 8 seconds to get that

but i do now.

nice.

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by justdave on Jun 9, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tony Gwynn baby

I’m liking what I’m seeing from him. Wanna get people to pitch to AGon? Put two people on base

And put Cabrera in the 8 spot or better yet lead him off and Gwynn #2, and we got some real speed for the first time in a long long time

by TheAxManCometh on Jun 9, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I so hope it's for real

“Jody Gerut who?” I’ll say.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think of it this way

1: Gwynn
2. Eckstein
3. AGon
….
8. Cabrera

or conversely
1. Cabrera
2. Gwynn
3. AGon

eat my dust :-D

by TheAxManCometh on Jun 9, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

also ...

Buddy may want to stop batting Giles third. Did he lose a bet or something?

by brewer090 on Jun 9, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

More likely

Well………we gotta play him. So keep him out there

Can’t wait for Venable to step in full time at RF

by TheAxManCometh on Jun 9, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

im falling back on my "inject Giles with steroids when he isnt looking" plea

whats the worst that can happen..

1. he starts hitting (baseballs)
2. he gets caught, and we don’t pay his salary.

win-win.

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by justdave on Jun 9, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We don't have Hairston

and Headley strikes out too much.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Buddy's defense...and this is rare for me...

It must be painful for him to make out that line-up card night after night.

by Drama on Jun 9, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a fist, wrapped in barbed wire, submerged in a jar of salt

with a hint of lime

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I want headley out there

He needs more playing time period, he needs to get out there more often, only way to get him back into a groove.

Hairston could be moved to RF, I’d be fine with that. I don’t want to remove Gwynn’s bat and I want headley to get his ABs soooo………

by TheAxManCometh on Jun 9, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Play Giles, if we must. But Adrian was hitting third. That makes much more sense. Giles shouldn’t hit anywhere near the top of the lineup.

by brewer090 on Jun 9, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

should have stopped your sentence after "anywhere"

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by justdave on Jun 9, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

even though I think Giles could bounce back, I wouldn’t be playing him every day. Giving him more rest would help him and more importantly, the team.

by brewer090 on Jun 9, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only other person with a higher OBP that you can use

is Hundley. The goal is to load the bases with RBI for Adrian.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

right

that’s why giles shouldn’t come before adrian.

by brewer090 on Jun 9, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

or it's why he should

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate Giles

and i wish i didn’t have to look at his awkwardly tanned face and ugly hair color all the time

but it’s where he happens to fit in the line up

Bud’s tried different lineups this season and its whats the best choice right now since Hairston got hurt. oh well.

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on Jun 9, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

how is giles the best choice

he is the seventh best hitter in tonight’s lineup.

by brewer090 on Jun 9, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

and yet he did his job

and got on base
just reread Axion’s comments

the giles sucks stuff is as overplayed as the Kouz is a party boy stuff, it’s the same conversation over and over.

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by C8LIN B on Jun 9, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not focusing just on how giles sucks

or start any sort of p-ing contest. I just made a common sense comment about a guy with an on-base .297 batting third. He is the second worst candidate to hit in the top four, right behind Josh Wilson.

by brewer090 on Jun 9, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's not a pissing contest

I don’t like having to explain that everyone else just sucks that bad is the best answer you’re going to get.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't have to explain that

We can agree that there are only two hitters in the lineup — Gwynn and Adrian. Maybe Gwynn can keep up is hitting even after Hairston comes back. Then we can have three.

by brewer090 on Jun 9, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's pretty simple

Gwynn and Eck can’t be the third hitter, neither can Headley or Hundley, or the pitcher, so that’s five off the list. Adrian is cleanup, and Kouz gets on base less than Giles. Who’d I forget? Oh, Josh Wilson can’t bat third either.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

hurm

Are we really relying on Kouz?

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

only to buy rounds at the Hard Rock

2 games does not a season make

"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec

"you must know much more about baseball and the Padres than most people on this blog"

by jpleeg2 on Jun 9, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

kouz you douchebag

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by justdave on Jun 9, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

whew

For a second I thought CY gave up a jack to Juan F**king Pierre.

by Drama on Jun 9, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

no just Ethier again

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on Jun 9, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah man

Now we have to score more runs. I dunno about this.

by Dex on Jun 9, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Trivia Question

Who are the only 2 Dodgers to hit 4 homeruns in a game?

"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec

"you must know much more about baseball and the Padres than most people on this blog"

by jpleeg2 on Jun 9, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Answer

WHO GIVES A FLYING FCUK!!!!

"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec

"you must know much more about baseball and the Padres than most people on this blog"

by jpleeg2 on Jun 9, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they:

I don’t know and I don’t care?

by TheAxManCometh on Jun 9, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

'zackly

why is channel 4 asking a Doyer trivia question on a Padres broadcast?

"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec

"you must know much more about baseball and the Padres than most people on this blog"

by jpleeg2 on Jun 9, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're the Dbacks

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

where's Conor?

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by C8LIN B on Jun 9, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

In your dreams

Where else?

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dunno

sitting on their bench with his antifungal medication

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by C8LIN B on Jun 9, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twice in one game?

Whoever teaches baserunning should be fired

by TheAxManCometh on Jun 9, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its one thing if Gwynn or Eckstein are out that way

they at least are threats to steal

but how do Nick Hundley and others like that get caught?

by TheAxManCometh on Jun 9, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well Nick got hung up in no-man's land

on a semi-passed ball, there. I don’t know what you do about that.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopes

is brilliant. His influence as the Phillies first base coach helped them win the World Series. SB % gets better when he goes to a team. All baserunning gets better.

by brewer090 on Jun 9, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Picked off!

NICE!

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

76, I'm seeing

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

over 100, I'll say

You know those 4 pitch innings late in the game we’re famous for

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strike zone

seems to be floating side to side

by Steve Adler on Jun 9, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Full Count - 2 straight batters

Maybe hes finally slowing down, we can jump on him

by TheAxManCometh on Jun 9, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

84

9th pitch of the at-bat?

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerry just said

Andre Gonzalez

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

oh Jerry

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by C8LIN B on Jun 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too!

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on Jun 9, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me three

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woohoo

This Gwynn kid…

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Another very good hit

TGwynn is 3-3!
What’s all this crap about him not being able to hit? My goodness!

by TheAxManCometh on Jun 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

95 pitches

Giles threatening to get above .200.

You keep on threatening old man

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Figures that is how we'd score

A groundout up the middle

At least T-Gwynn is in scoring position

And AGon is walked, oy

by TheAxManCometh on Jun 9, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tie game again

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

INT BB

I shake my wang at thee.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone think it's odd that AGON

has the two worst hitters surrounding him?

by Steve Adler on Jun 9, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, great

First pitch, huh?

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Even better

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

CY is getting pegged by these women.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 9, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Is CY turning into a tomato can on the road?

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

4.97 at Dodger Stadium, career

eek

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jackie Robinson Day a couple seasons ago up there was U-G-L-Y

I, unfortunately, witnessed it in person…Yuck!!

"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec

"you must know much more about baseball and the Padres than most people on this blog"

by jpleeg2 on Jun 9, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's always been that way

This year, he is taking it to the next level though.

by brewer090 on Jun 9, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chase is

struggling hardcore.

by soulSD on Jun 9, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch!

poor Nick!

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by C8LIN B on Jun 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Give it up, Josh

You’re just a pitcher.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm trying to keep the number out of my head

so I don’t obsess over it and carve it into the walls.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

wilson

might be the worst hitter and worst pitcher in the league.

by brewer090 on Jun 9, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

On a lighter note

Chris Burke could totally pay Josh Wilson to hang out with him so he looks better by comparison.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

CY has faced more Dodgers than he has any other team

We ought to give him some kind of hazard pay.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

No way

wilson makes that throw in time anyways.

by soulSD on Jun 9, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers have a nice lineup

if they can afford to bat Kemp eighth, must be nice

by clydeoverslept on Jun 9, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

The PCL must be just awful

Moreno has a 2.08 ERA there…. wtf.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Oooooh, Beli-sorry-o

We could get to this guy

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey what's Tonya Harding doing these days?

Their outfielders cover too much ground…

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, man, it's beautiful

I don’t know whether to love it or harpoon it.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Adams

Has it been like 3 years?

by Drama on Jun 9, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

lol wut

Mike’s real name is John… John F_____G Adams, guise.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Huzzah

Gunned down

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

So

CY likes to give up HRs?

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing but

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great throw

and then Journey To The End Of The East Bay. Nice.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 9, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Loved that too

when I watched the game this morning. Channel 4 actually has some good music between innings, I’ve also heard Bad Religion. That’s the kinda music you barely hear/see on television over here. Nice!

by sixpakfrombelgium on Jun 10, 2009 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ the shift against Adrian

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Sooooo

Did you train Axion Jr?

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh that

yeah that’s an ongoing thing.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya

hopefully in like… a month (?) that will be over with?

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh geez!

Adrian back to trying to bunt

by clydeoverslept on Jun 9, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He's catholic

He doesn’t believe in that kind of thing

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where'd dave go?

He had a button that did that.

(calling out)

DAVE!

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Seriously

answer the question

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still laughing

at the idea of ’tec accosting people on sight and demanding to know what languages they speak.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

im crying

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

East coast rocks right?

You can be at the bar for hours before the game even starts!

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

but they just about kicked me out before the game was over. lame.

by brewer090 on Jun 9, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

What Jerry did today
  • Walked 45 minutes to the store
  • Had coffee.

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Word on Hundley

is they’re looking at his wrist

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

So Who'd we pick today

after Strasburg Tate?

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

a peck of pickled peppers

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the #52 pick

Evert Williams
Ht/Wt: 5-10/200 lbs
Position:OF
Drafted From:McCallum HS

by clydeoverslept on Jun 9, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evert Williams scouting report

from: http://badwax.net/author/chemgod/

“He is another high school centerfielder… He should project to a 0.280/15/75/35 guy. Small frame but has a sweet swing”

by clydeoverslept on Jun 9, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

More on E. Williams

from: http://macksmets.blogspot.com/2009/05/2009-draft-update-top-lhp-of.html

“a little undersized, but has explosive tools and some polish to his bat”

by clydeoverslept on Jun 9, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the #83 pick

Gerald Sullivan
Ht/Wt: 6-4/220 lbs
Position:RHP
Drafted From:Oral Roberts

by clydeoverslept on Jun 9, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Seriously

What is lone padre fan QCA’s first language?

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gerald Sullivan scouting report

from: http://www.perfectgame.org/(S(1rcr25454hv2xu55t1aurm55))/players/playerprofile.aspx?ID=12491&AspxAutoDetectCookieSupport=1

“Gerald Sullivan is a 2006 RHP from Mt. Olive HS in Budd Lake, NJ, with a good 6’3”, 200 lb. frame. Tall and lean, athletic body, one of the hardest throwers at the showcase 94 mph, over the top arm slot, very good arm speed, little effort, solid control, easy 92 but topped at 94, nasty breaking ball, feel for CH, showed pitchability, projectable body and velocity, huge upside"

by clydeoverslept on Jun 9, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...

They used Rancid for the bump music two innings in a row.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 9, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WTH!

Why is Meredith in?
Bud give up already?

by Steve Adler on Jun 9, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Giles didn't charge the ball in order to make the throw home??

WTF! Just hand your glove to Venable right now and walk away.

by Steve Adler on Jun 9, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Can’t blame Cla for that… I’m sure he knows he sucks.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 9, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Josh Wilson agrees.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 9, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRIAN REGAN!

not sure if that is what you are referencing, but he has a great joke like that.

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on Jun 9, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's an older joke than that one

but i think he uses it there too.

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on Jun 9, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh...

Cla loves surrendering grand salamis.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 9, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

This Carls Jr. commercial with the 20-something...

stockbroker douchebags who think that they owe $20 for a burger makes me want to put my fist through my TV.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Jun 9, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT'S NOT A STRIKE YOU STUPID UMPIRE

He’s a freakin asshole Dodger and it’s 2 feet outside. Pisses me off.

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Please be a greeter

at my local Wal-Mart

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

My home town passed a voter resolution to ban Wal-Mar from building within city limits.

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can commute

The Sprinter

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Ted

saying Jerry is going to out live him.

by jbox on Jun 9, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Takes a walk

This kid…

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Ribbie

Cool

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitches stacking up...

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

L

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by Axion on Jun 9, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

retire old man

right down the middle

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 9, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I can watch strike 3 too

for a whole lot less than $9 million

by unclemoe on Jun 9, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Giles is caught looking
Another loss to the Bums
I hate the Dodgers

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