Emergency Game Thread 06/08
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 7:13 PM PDT
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Mr. box and Dexter are slackin'. Me, I've been awake since the seventh inning of yesterday's game and am hoping my "new" hat is lucky for us... Wooo! Go Padres! Do mean things to snakes!
Peavy is done with his half of the first now...
Jeez, I still need twenty six words... roster changes, huh? What do you guys think about that? Am I done now? Nope? Here are five more.
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Jake Peavy
Dat Ass
EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN'
by CurbEnthusiasm on Jun 8, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good stuff TTG
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 8, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sure is...
I’m still awake, right? Oh, you mean…. okay… Thanks, TGH!
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha!
Dare I post that pic from last year that I was able to get before the admins swooped in?
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 8, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(of you, that is)
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 8, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh, probably not.
I’ll tweet it… that work?
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think only a few of us actually saw that.
by Drama on Jun 8, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A few months ago,
my best friend in the effing world called me at 4am to tell me that they were doing lines off of a generous young lady’s ass and that he made his a Chargers bolt just for me.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Need pics
On the OT. Either this one or Drama’s. Let’s see that ass though with the blow on it.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 8, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He didn't send me a pic
but here’s a funny related story…
The gal who was his canvas for the bolt once, without any of us knowing it at the time, had sex with my brother, me… and my sister in the same day.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does she have a phone number?
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 8, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...
1 (BAC) KUP-PLAN
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously;
She’s really awesome. She’s like Wendy O. Williams, Jenna Jamison and GG Allin all rolled into one Joan Jett-lookin’ badass.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I suck.
I just put up my emergency thread.
by Drama on Jun 8, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't mind going back and forth
Maybe I’ll drink beer on your thread, and do other stuff while I’m on this one.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 8, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aaaaaaaaand...
Too late.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 8, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look.
There’s a party going on here for the next 10 minutes until Mrs. Hatching gets home.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 8, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The house all to yourself...there's nothing better.
by Drama on Jun 8, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Habla Espano ?
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ttg comes through!
"2009 Padres.....Yeah, we're still here.
by Boilermaker19 on Jun 8, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
crud
shoulda risked it.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 8, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
bfop
Kouz swings at the first pitch?
"2009 Padres.....Yeah, we're still here.
by Boilermaker19 on Jun 8, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yea
Garland HAS to complain about that.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 8, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great pitch
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 8, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ooops
…here we are!
"What in the name of Randy Jones is going on over there..."
by ABY on Jun 8, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear Padres:
Work the count
"2009 Padres.....Yeah, we're still here.
by Boilermaker19 on Jun 8, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn, Mrs. TGH got home and wants to watch a movie.
F-CK THAT! I’M WATCHING THE GAME!
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 8, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(I'm not familiar with that joke)
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 8, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's from yesterday's OT in extras...
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll look into that
Now how about “THIS”? I’ve seen that a couple times too.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 8, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That one is relatively new to me as well.
I take that it’s short for “See the statement above this word? I agree with THIS”.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice
Although now I’m having trouble watching the game.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 8, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was.
Now I’m trying to explain myself to Mrs. Hatching.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 8, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's totally our fault.
Actually, you can blame Ax.
by Drama on Jun 8, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blame me.
She can never stay mad at me.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True
Maybe we can get her together with your sister… WAIT! THAT’S MY WIFE!
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 8, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn the English language
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 8, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's talking about homosexual female sex.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 8, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of which...
You wanna see two hot girls making out?
rdetube.com/2318
(skip the first half!)
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
first half = se habla espanol?
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 8, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, the second half is all kindsa straight.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If by homosexual making out
you mean straight
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 8, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sssshhhh... don't ruin the surprise for everyone else.
I thought your uncle taught you that.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not going to lie.
I’m watching “Anal Gang Bang by the Pool”.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 8, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not gonna lie.
That’s my plan once the game is over. Not the watching part, so much…
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get salt water.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 8, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tomorrow,
the pool boy better just throw his skimmer away.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adrian and Junior;
best first try EVER.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just tell her this is a Kevin Costner movie.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So last night was "The Postman"?
"2009 Padres.....Yeah, we're still here.
by Boilermaker19 on Jun 8, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love this latest idea.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno
my crappy computer that has down syndrome can barely keep up with one OT.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 8, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not only that
But I think jbox’s OT has AIDS. I’m fine over here.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jun 8, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got a good idea for the next game
that I was going to do today, but it will have to wait.
by jbox on Jun 8, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why did they pitch to him
He’s the only hitter in the lineup with can make contact.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 8, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great bump by Ch4...
“Sorrow” by Bad Religion
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See...
no stats on TTG’s thread… just sex, drugs and punk rock ‘n’ roll.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
father can you hear me....
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 8, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just moved up a notch in my book, holmes...
You’re sneaking up on WG as my #2 GLB man crush (#4 when the mods are in the house)…
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make that #5 on rare occasions...
Kev might never show up but at least he gave me a timeless sig quote … I’d had that for over a year until I realized he was talking about pooing. Before, I just equated it to how when I drink coffee I get jacked up and clean the whole house. The first time my brother saw it he cracked up because it was so obvious to him and I felt like the biggest idiot this side of Long Island.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kev and I were flying back from NY
and we were drinking coffee because we were bored and we had to stay awake. I had to wait in line (pre-9/11) and when I get back he swears I cleaned house. I’ve never cleaned house on a plane though.
The real story about “cleaning house” and Dex will back me up on this. Whenever we’d try to hang out with Kev after High School, he’d say he’d have to go home and clean house before.. Kev’s a neat freak so we didn’t think much of it. Finally after like 3 years we realized what “clean house” meant and we’ve been referring to it in that way ever since.
by jbox on Jun 8, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
So awesome
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Jun 8, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suck on it, Byrneinhell.
Nice glovework, clown.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How cool is that?
(so I went to her room and read her diary)
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Impressive list
of guys drafted after Mud.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 8, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think this was my favorite thread of the night
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Jun 8, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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