Astros vs. Padres; Open Thread 6/29
by Drama on Jun 29, 2009 7:14 PM PDT
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Roy Oswalt takes on Josh Geer. I had a pretty good day today...work went by pretty quick. No one famous died today...which was weird. We're all bullshitting about MJ in the newsroom today and one of our reporters says "Yeah, it's so strange how these deaths always come in threes: Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson - BUT WAIT! IF YOU ACT NOW I'LL THROW IN A FOURTH DEATH ABSOLUTELY FREE! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU GET MCMAHON, FARRAH, JACK-O AND BILLY MAYS ALL FOR ONE LOW PRICE!!"
Evil, right?
Go Padres!
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Suck it, 'tec.
I had you beat by a full minute.
by Drama on Jun 29, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My OT was much more informative.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your OT should be deleted for mentioning Adam Eaton.
by Drama on Jun 29, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least it was relevant
Sheeeeit Portland is F_____g B______t.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They suck ass...don't they?
We should seriously just swap the entire roster and coaching staff with San Antonio.
by Drama on Jun 29, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why the F__K would we do that? We want good players in our system.
Just waive the M____r F_____s
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we move every roster up one level....who will be our low A ball team?
by Drama on Jun 29, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The lowest is the Rookie League AZL Padres
Unless you count the DSL Padres. Brilliant idea actually. Let’s send those Portland F_____s to the Dominican Republic and let the 16 year old kids come play in AZ. The temperature is the same, it’s just dry heat. They’ll adjust.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd be embarrassed to send those jerk-offs to the DR.
We’d lose all credibility there. They’d get one look at Stansberry and Antonelli and just laugh their balls off.
by Drama on Jun 29, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I deleted mine
just is time for Kevin GIDPmanoff.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are we really the last two pricks that care about this team?
by Drama on Jun 29, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm just here for Brian Lawrence and Tim Stauffer.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're aren't even going to respond to this are you?
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely pricks...
Drama is an a-hole.
by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 30, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I care...I really care
astro crusher boy reporting for dootie
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
by planetjeffy on Jun 29, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the other 3
are at the game
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
by planetjeffy on Jun 29, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TTG and Eastbaysd are cybering
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you Colorado.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Our two best pitching prospects at AAA both have ERAs 6+
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bush Man 6.27
In Man 7.27
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rehabbing in Peoria
Should be facing live hitters soon according to Dee PO
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
expanding the definition
of a prospect
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
by planetjeffy on Jun 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF Neely?
Why is he concentrating on how many runs Lake Elsinore gave up? Big deal. They scored THIRTY-THREE! Talk about that part.
by Drama on Jun 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate Neely
THAT’S RIGHT I SAID IT.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess he didn't want to watch
Eck foul off 30 pitches.
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
by planetjeffy on Jun 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was that guy when I played too.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eck could have scored
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hoffman is NOT a good third base coach.
But he’s better than Flan.
by Drama on Jun 29, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adrian is the scariest man in baseball.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you kidding me
Did he just get back from the tilted kilt? F_____g B_____t.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you guys (heh) see all the hoopla about Rivera's 500th save?
They were going on like he was a golden god. Meanwhile they compare career save %
Hoffman was 3/10th of a percent better bitches! 94.4 to 94.1 I think it was.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bases Loaded none out
We score one on a WP
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Honestly.
It’s like we know the offense better than Hoffman does. Does he suffer from amnesia? It’s like every day he shows up to the park it’s his first day.
by Drama on Jun 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He suffers from something all right
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Glenn Hoffman,
THAT’S YOU F**KING SEND THEM.
Thanks.
by Drama on Jun 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Loan Padre QCA?
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey tec
just getting home sorry I missed the game I’ll try again tomorrow . Drama that was right on about billy may you guys rock go Padres
by Lone Padre Fan QCA on Jun 29, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no man you rock!
you rock Lone Padre Fan QCA
EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN'
by CurbEnthusiasm on Jun 30, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow a lead, I guess it will last until about the 5th inning!
by SDfaninAZ on Jun 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please send your complaint to
jbox_gaslamp@yahoo.com so it won’t happen next time.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Kouz hitting .075 in 53 AB's when count is 1-2
Count 1-2 42 53 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 30 0 0 .075
Can you imagine. 30 strikeouts in 53 at bats when you are down 1-2 and never, ever working your way back to draw a walk
by texpadre on Jun 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Isn't Irod like 50?
That’s a dangerous age these days.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
errrrrr
Dude…the Astros are decrepit. It’s like they’re filming Cocoon 3 over there.
by Drama on Jun 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most clubhouses have ESPN on the TV's....
…they watch Murder She Wrote and Matlock.
by Drama on Jun 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Curt Schilling...
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ed McMahon
was a celebrity.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Jun 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Still one to go
We’re at 5 now.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Jun 30, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All Neely
does is spit out stats
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
by planetjeffy on Jun 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you know Kevin Kouzmanoff hit a grand slam is his first MLB AB?????????
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you see they sent Barfield down today?
by Drama on Jun 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't even realize he'd been up.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
beat me to
it
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
by planetjeffy on Jun 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chris Young is 6'10"
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Jun 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no really...
and he has never watched a movie, tv show or listened to music
never gets any of Mudd’s references
just crickets…
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
by planetjeffy on Jun 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ax
Is there a way to rearrange the pics of the people you’re following on Twitter?
by Drama on Jun 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't think so
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Jun 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you'd have to unfollow all of them
and refollow in the order you want
that would be fun
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
by planetjeffy on Jun 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not as bad as
getting everyone to unfollow you and then follow you in the right order.
jeebus this game is boring
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
by planetjeffy on Jun 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember when Matty used to talk about us on air all the time?
I know you’re watching Neely.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Neely were smart...
He’d invite jbox and Dex to come watch a game from the booth…then we’d get like a 12-part series over the next month about how Neely is the greatest play-by-play man in history.
by Drama on Jun 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You taking notes Mark?
Mud, give the kid a little help
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With the Directv baseball package, I usually only get the other teams announcers.
Very rare to hear the Padres cast. Every other games you have 2 options but with the Padres thats not the case.
by SDfaninAZ on Jun 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're watching baseball tonight aren't you?
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watching...sound is off.
Just looked up and saw Lincecum make that diving play to throw out a runner at first. GREAT play.
by Drama on Jun 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aren't we all?
Besides jbox
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Jun 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you were at the game
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watching baseball tonight
but not Baseball Tonight
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Jun 29, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Padres can't even afford a pitch tracker that works properly.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
they can't afford
a pitcher
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
by planetjeffy on Jun 29, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Luebke gets the W in his first AA start.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was pretty funny.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet that's what she says in bed
BLUMMER!
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blumpkin+hummer?
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Jun 29, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought
a blumpkin
includes a hummer
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
by planetjeffy on Jun 29, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
did we give up
when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
by planetjeffy on Jun 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blummer
ribby
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
by planetjeffy on Jun 29, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hat shuffle
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Jun 29, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3 a winner
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Jun 29, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I count us lucky
that we got 6 IP and only 3 ER from Geer with 1 HR.
by maestro876 on Jun 29, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
That guy made he debut with the Indians and he pegs the first two guys he sees in the head.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He just wanted him to get
on base and wear him out running…
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
by planetjeffy on Jun 29, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
way to work the count
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
by planetjeffy on Jun 29, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JUST F_____G GET RID OF HIM ALREADY
I don’t care how. Trade him, release him, demote him. I don’t care. Just do it.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He should be traded.
He’s at optimal value now.
by maestro876 on Jun 29, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what would you get for him
another .240 hitter?
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
by planetjeffy on Jun 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A mid-level prospect or two.
Maybe an arm that Darren can work with. We need to remove the logjam at 3rd and the OF.
by maestro876 on Jun 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's hope for some KT magic
The Rangers need pitching. Let’s trade them Stauffer and Lawrence.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not without Thatcher
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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Jun 29, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just like Khalil after 2007.
He had a good year for him, but the red flags were all still there. Same with Kouz. He’s doing better now, but all the issues are still there. Trade him while the trading is good.
by maestro876 on Jun 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sheeit
I’ll take two arms. Even if one of them needs TJ.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burke
throwin in the towel
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
by planetjeffy on Jun 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Burke has been good.
Two bad outings pushed his ERA up. Hopefully he’s working through it.
by maestro876 on Jun 29, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just using
reverse shpycology
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
by planetjeffy on Jun 29, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless we have a great inning here
Oswalt is gonna CG us.
by maestro876 on Jun 29, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
That wasn’t even close to a strike.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Umpires.
Computers would do a better job.
by maestro876 on Jun 29, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should we be pinch hitting Blanks here?
by maestro876 on Jun 29, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel like we've been CG'ed a lot this year.
Though I can only think of two for sure—Weaver and this one. Have there been more?
by maestro876 on Jun 29, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what happened to david carradine?
EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN'
by CurbEnthusiasm on Jun 30, 2009 11:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Something kinda like
what happened to that guy from INXS.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This made me laugh.
Curb – Ax ruined it.
by Drama on Jun 30, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't blame me, I didn't die.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Jun 30, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool, so I can make it right still?
I’m having something new for lunch.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Jun 30, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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