Astros vs. Padres; Open Thread 6/29
by Drama on Jun 29, 2009 7:14 PM PDT
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Roy Oswalt takes on Josh Geer. I had a pretty good day today...work went by pretty quick. No one famous died today...which was weird. We're all bullshitting about MJ in the newsroom today and one of our reporters says "Yeah, it's so strange how these deaths always come in threes: Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson - BUT WAIT! IF YOU ACT NOW I'LL THROW IN A FOURTH DEATH ABSOLUTELY FREE! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU GET MCMAHON, FARRAH, JACK-O AND BILLY MAYS ALL FOR ONE LOW PRICE!!"
Evil, right?
Go Padres!
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My OT was much more informative.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
At least it was relevant
Sheeeeit Portland is F_____g B______t.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
They suck ass...don't they?
We should seriously just swap the entire roster and coaching staff with San Antonio.
Why the F__K would we do that? We want good players in our system.
Just waive the M____r F_____s
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The lowest is the Rookie League AZL Padres
Unless you count the DSL Padres. Brilliant idea actually. Let’s send those Portland F_____s to the Dominican Republic and let the 16 year old kids come play in AZ. The temperature is the same, it’s just dry heat. They’ll adjust.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd be embarrassed to send those jerk-offs to the DR.
We’d lose all credibility there. They’d get one look at Stansberry and Antonelli and just laugh their balls off.
I deleted mine
just is time for Kevin GIDPmanoff.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
I'm just here for Brian Lawrence and Tim Stauffer.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely pricks...
Drama is an a-hole.
by Winfield's Ghost on Jun 30, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I care...I really care
astro crusher boy reporting for dootie
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
TTG and Eastbaysd are cybering
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Our two best pitching prospects at AAA both have ERAs 6+
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
Bush Man 6.27
In Man 7.27
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Rehabbing in Peoria
Should be facing live hitters soon according to Dee PO
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF Neely?
Why is he concentrating on how many runs Lake Elsinore gave up? Big deal. They scored THIRTY-THREE! Talk about that part.
I hate Neely
THAT’S RIGHT I SAID IT.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess he didn't want to watch
Eck foul off 30 pitches.
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
I was that guy when I played too.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Adrian is the scariest man in baseball.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
Are you kidding me
Did he just get back from the tilted kilt? F_____g B_____t.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Did you guys (heh) see all the hoopla about Rivera's 500th save?
They were going on like he was a golden god. Meanwhile they compare career save %
Hoffman was 3/10th of a percent better bitches! 94.4 to 94.1 I think it was.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
Bases Loaded none out
We score one on a WP
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
Honestly.
It’s like we know the offense better than Hoffman does. Does he suffer from amnesia? It’s like every day he shows up to the park it’s his first day.
He suffers from something all right
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
hey tec
just getting home sorry I missed the game I’ll try again tomorrow . Drama that was right on about billy may you guys rock go Padres
by Lone Padre Fan QCA on Jun 29, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
no man you rock!
you rock Lone Padre Fan QCA
EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN'
by CurbEnthusiasm on Jun 30, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Please send your complaint to
jbox_gaslamp@yahoo.com so it won’t happen next time.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Kouz hitting .075 in 53 AB's when count is 1-2
Count 1-2 42 53 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 30 0 0 .075
Can you imagine. 30 strikeouts in 53 at bats when you are down 1-2 and never, ever working your way back to draw a walk
Isn't Irod like 50?
That’s a dangerous age these days.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
Ed McMahon
was a celebrity.
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Still one to go
We’re at 5 now.
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Did you know Kevin Kouzmanoff hit a grand slam is his first MLB AB?????????
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't even realize he'd been up.
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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Chris Young is 6'10"
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no really...
and he has never watched a movie, tv show or listened to music
never gets any of Mudd’s references
just crickets…
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
Don't think so
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you'd have to unfollow all of them
and refollow in the order you want
that would be fun
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
not as bad as
getting everyone to unfollow you and then follow you in the right order.
jeebus this game is boring
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
Remember when Matty used to talk about us on air all the time?
I know you’re watching Neely.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
If Neely were smart...
He’d invite jbox and Dex to come watch a game from the booth…then we’d get like a 12-part series over the next month about how Neely is the greatest play-by-play man in history.
You taking notes Mark?
Mud, give the kid a little help
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
With the Directv baseball package, I usually only get the other teams announcers.
Very rare to hear the Padres cast. Every other games you have 2 options but with the Padres thats not the case.
You're watching baseball tonight aren't you?
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Watching...sound is off.
Just looked up and saw Lincecum make that diving play to throw out a runner at first. GREAT play.
Aren't we all?
Besides jbox
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I thought you were at the game
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Watching baseball tonight
but not Baseball Tonight
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The Padres can't even afford a pitch tracker that works properly.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
Luebke gets the W in his first AA start.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
That was pretty funny.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
I bet that's what she says in bed
BLUMMER!
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Blumpkin+hummer?
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did we give up
when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
Hat shuffle
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3 a winner
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I count us lucky
that we got 6 IP and only 3 ER from Geer with 1 HR.
by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 29, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
That guy made he debut with the Indians and he pegs the first two guys he sees in the head.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
He just wanted him to get
on base and wear him out running…
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
JUST F_____G GET RID OF HIM ALREADY
I don’t care how. Trade him, release him, demote him. I don’t care. Just do it.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
He should be traded.
He’s at optimal value now.
by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 29, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
A mid-level prospect or two.
Maybe an arm that Darren can work with. We need to remove the logjam at 3rd and the OF.
by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's hope for some KT magic
The Rangers need pitching. Let’s trade them Stauffer and Lawrence.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Not without Thatcher
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Just like Khalil after 2007.
He had a good year for him, but the red flags were all still there. Same with Kouz. He’s doing better now, but all the issues are still there. Trade him while the trading is good.
by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Sheeit
I’ll take two arms. Even if one of them needs TJ.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Burke has been good.
Two bad outings pushed his ERA up. Hopefully he’s working through it.
by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 29, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless we have a great inning here
Oswalt is gonna CG us.
by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 29, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
That wasn’t even close to a strike.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jun 29, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
Umpires.
Computers would do a better job.
by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 29, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Should we be pinch hitting Blanks here?
by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 29, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
I feel like we've been CG'ed a lot this year.
Though I can only think of two for sure—Weaver and this one. Have there been more?
by Zach (maestro876) on Jun 29, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
what happened to david carradine?
EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN'
by CurbEnthusiasm on Jun 30, 2009 11:25 AM PDT reply actions
Something kinda like
what happened to that guy from INXS.
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by TheThirdGonzalez on Jun 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't blame me, I didn't die.
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Cool, so I can make it right still?
I’m having something new for lunch.
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