Ted Giannoulas; AKA The San Diego Chicken is now in his 35th season and is considering retirement.

“The performing is not the problem,” Giannoulas said. “But waking up in the morning after a game is a little tougher, there's no doubt. And the flying is not as fun as it used to be."

He's 55 years old now and waking up morning after morning in another seedy motel room in some Double-AA city surrounded by empty bottles of gin, cocaine residue and prostitutes has taken a toll. Or has it?

“But then I see Mick Jagger. He's 62 (actually 65),for crying out loud, and he's the best he's ever been. What an inspiration. I look at him and say, 'Why can't I keep going?' ”

Will he hang up his chicken suit? Will he keep going? Do we care? Will he ever pay back pjbno4's dad? Why has he never done an interview with The GLB? What does Bert Sugar think of this? What are The Chickens thoughts on gay marriage?