Dex and I were just chatting that we thought it was weird that people don't like Mark Neely as much as we do. Here's a list of reasons we like Mark Neely:
- He's clean cut. Gets a fresh haircut at least twice a day.
- He holds his microphone so delicately. I haven't seen someone hold a microphone like that since Bob Barker.
- He only mentions that he's from St. Louis a few times a game
- His silence after Mark Grant jokes is just as funny to me as Vasgersian ripping on Grant.
- He doesn't currently have a favorite player because he tries to root for players on the team he works for.
- Boyish good looks. How could we forget boyish good looks? I guess we see them in the mirror every day so we forget to mention them.
- To the best of our knowledge he hasn't committed any serious crimes
- He acknowledges that the Padres are a Major League Baseball Team
- He is not Matt Vasgersian
- He seems like he'd be shy, just like us