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Game Thread: 5/31, Padres vs. Rockies

San Diego Padres at Colorado Rockies, May 31, 2009 12:10 PM PDT


I predict Adrian will hit his 20th home run today.

Go Padres!




 

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Funny, the White Sox bullpen

had a Tinkerbell backpack-toting rookie, too.

It must be a favorite.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on TGJ!

Get it started.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Rock y Crusher

Reporting for duty

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on May 31, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice scotty

singles to right… two outs though

by london_balling on May 31, 2009 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that a banana

in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that was

non-satisfying.

I want satisfaction, danggit!

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.

by LJbumfool on May 31, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lead-off K

Way to go, Gandalf.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

K for Barmes

thankgoodness, he was pwning us all day yesterday

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

Triple K

"I bleed powder blue." - Antonio Gates

by matthewverygood on May 31, 2009 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

HE GONE!

K’s the side!

Bite that Crocks!

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

morning

i have what scientists call a hangover

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

There is no such thing

scientists want you to believe it exists so they can sell a lot of painkillers, it’s all a big conspiracy.

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 31, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

no one told my soul that...

i feel like a bag of @ss right now

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

started with scotch

and ended with scotch…

apparently there were rumplemintz shots involved, which is always a bad idea. but scotch is pretty much what did me in…

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

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by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is rumplemintz?

never heard of it

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

a minty minty death

avoid

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

schnapps

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what’s up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.

by soulSD on May 31, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

its basically that

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what’s up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.

by soulSD on May 31, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy carp!

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

sneaks up on ya

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone have absinthe?

heard that is nastier

green fairies and shit

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

mixed it with champagne

and drank it in the hot tub!

"What in the name of Randy Jones is going on over there..."

by ABY on May 31, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

oddly enough i too was in a hot tub

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think I'd want anything

That was made of green fairies and shit.

Maybe you can get it with just the green fairies.

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

there goes the no cursing badge

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

no pix plz

kthx

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

two weekends ago

and i was hungover for like three days… absolutely the worst experience of my life

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine

black liquorish and super high proof booze. never got the hallucinations.

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what’s up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.

by soulSD on May 31, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh miserable...

i didnt hallucinate either… just died a slow painful death

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had an Italian thing

called cento herbe. Also really strong but tastes great (translats to 100 herbs and tastes like that with a shock of alcohol)

by itay n. on May 31, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another quality Kouz at bat

even free swinging Henry Blanco didn’t offer at ball four at his chin and took a walk in 2nd. Meanwhile, Kouz had bullcrap swing at ball at his chin on ball four that he of course couldn’t square up on.

by texpadre on May 31, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

kouz has the slowest bat in baseball

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

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by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

that did NOT hit him dude

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

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by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Buds like all

WTF happened?

It didnt hit anything.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF???

That didn’t hit him!!!

by Drama on May 31, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

terrible call, it didn’t hit him and he isn’t in the batterbox

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 31, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

One of these years

The umpires might actually care about such things.

You know, it being their job and all.

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope

it’s not another umpire who, for some reason, wants to make “special” calls. Like the on in Arizona the other week.

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 31, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

With "special"

I mean calling the complete opposite of what happened

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 31, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

im still waiting for matt holiday to touch home plate

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

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by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did

awhile ago

DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.

by LJbumfool on May 31, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah

I thought you were dead.

by Drama on May 31, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

I went to France and Italy for 2 weeks and didn’t have a lot of internet.

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah oui, monsieur

C’est magnifique?

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They all talked like that over there

I tried to tell them they were wrong, but they didn’t seem to understand.

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

so it's not just us then!

"What in the name of Randy Jones is going on over there..."

by ABY on May 31, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paris
Tours (Loire Valley)
Avignon
Nice
Milan
Venice
Florence
Rome

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's quite a nice trip

looks like you did a Grand Tour in Italy. I’ve been to Paris and Rome. I thought Rome was great, lots of stuff to see.

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 31, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was a huge fan of vatican city

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

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by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Good vaca? We getting any pics?

by Drama on May 31, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll see

There are many, many pics. Mostly of stuff you can find on internet already.

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

donkey porn?

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

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by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

mrs justdave is in italy for a two weeks right now

hence the hangover…

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh nice...

Wifey is out of town and Dave is chillin’ in a hot tub drinking scotch and rumpleminze. Huh. Interesting.

by Drama on May 31, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhhhhh

she can hear you…

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOUUUUUUD NOISES

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

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by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this the west wing

of teh Lair?

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have many leather bound books

and my apartment smells of rich mahogony

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

not wife yet

but prolly in the future… and close enough

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

"babe wait"

wait… babe.. babe wait!

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

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by justdave on May 31, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

good luck with that

ask Drama for patented excuses.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE GONE!

Grab some pine, Tulotwitski!

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

the Aid action figure

has an abnormally small head

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

and ginormous feet

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

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by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark y Mark groping Agon

put the doll DOWN

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey look

Hitting!

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

RISP 1 out.

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what’s up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.

by soulSD on May 31, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Eck in the Neck!

scrappy dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Gwynn Jr wearing some REAL baggy pants

Maybe he’s figuring with his genes, he’ll grow into them yet.

by Dex on May 31, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

looks like pops' uniform

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuck

Bad Shrek!

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Pound it, Agon

F’ing pound it!

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

idiots

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

20 baby!

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

HA!

I love it!

"I bleed powder blue." - Antonio Gates

by matthewverygood on May 31, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

20

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on May 31, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo-ya!

"What in the name of Randy Jones is going on over there..."

by ABY on May 31, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?!!!!!

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what’s up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.

by soulSD on May 31, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Not to mention

the next guy up can’t hit worth a damn

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

see

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hai thur 3 run HR

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 31, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

well hai thur

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies were like

“This guy probably won’t even start for the all-star team. He won’t even be in the home run derby. What could he possibly do?”

by Dex on May 31, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

where is San Diego anyways?

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what’s up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.

by soulSD on May 31, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

between the legs of a whale

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

summon the cartographer

wait, too early

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

They probably just think

they can get them all back next inning… :/

"What in the name of Randy Jones is going on over there..."

by ABY on May 31, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Kouz

4 hits in his last 31 at-bats.

by Drama on May 31, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Well in all fairness, Headley, your choice to move to 3B is 7 for 31 with 11 strikeouts and 4RBIs , not much different

While Kouz has only 9 strikeouts and 7 RBIs and let’s not forget that near home run the other night in AZ to end the game that would have been the tying sac fly had Hairston
Not GIDP just before.

by kdukat on May 31, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont mess with the pants

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what’s up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.

by soulSD on May 31, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for the fact that Chase is...

about three years younger, has about 850 fewer major league at-bats and is currently (probably not for much longer) playing out of position.

Other than that…not much difference.

by Drama on May 31, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kouz's 2nd at bat

de la Rosa rattled after an Agon blast. on a 1-0 pitch Kouzmanoff swung at ball two, a pitch way out of the strike zone. On a swinging strike three, Kouz swung at a ball in the dirt that he was tied up on.

by texpadre on May 31, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

thats what you get when your first name is Yorvit

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

oops i thought that was the catcher

my B

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

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by justdave on May 31, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Guise

Is this a replay from last nights game?

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 31, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

be quiet

you!

"What in the name of Randy Jones is going on over there..."

by ABY on May 31, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

a win today would be a fairly big one

3-3 road trip (after much futility on the road) would be nice after a 9-0 homestand, not too mention a .500 month of May after a brutal start.

by texpadre on May 31, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude

im so over this weather. Its summer right?

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what’s up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.

by soulSD on May 31, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

may gray

super gay

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

It’s May. This is what May looks like. Also June. You’re thinking about July. It’ll be here eventually.

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hanging with kouz too much

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

caught the Kouz

flu

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on May 31, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bri Gi must have a terminal case

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't one

of his strong points in the minors that he didn’t strike out a lot?

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 31, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

But he was able to get more BBs there so it didn’t look so bad.

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at that

a double without a stumble for wilson

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 31, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The Whodat hits a double?

Cows must be flying.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I vote that.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

There it is

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confused look from Neely

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

and dead silence

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

or

awkwardly repeat the same thing

“How about that fresca?”

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 31, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

obviously

humor

either you got it or you don’t

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on May 31, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

just think

without that knee injury we wouldnt have to deal with Helton, or Peyton.

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Or

he could have signed with us instead of going to Tennessee to play football.

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

semantics

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

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by justdave on May 31, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chad Gaudin looks like the kind of guy

that i want to punch at the bar.

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

the facial hair

is like a furry runway to his mouth.

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what’s up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.

by soulSD on May 31, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand.

Chad’s pitch count says he’s thrown 34 strikes and 13 balls. Shouldn’t it be 13 strikes and 34 balls?

by Zach (maestro876) on May 31, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

8

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has

67 strikeouts so i’m going to go with… no

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

wiffff

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on May 31, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

it's on ESPNU I think

So I’ll be watching. Which game did the Stras pitch? The first one?

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah and got a L

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

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by justdave on May 31, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

His arm is hurt

did we tell nationals yet?

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what’s up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.

by soulSD on May 31, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

First one

15 Ks 0 BBs 1 ER I think. LOSS :(

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 31, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand the above comment

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

they would have to play two games today

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

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by justdave on May 31, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

can never have too much

baseball

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what’s up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.

by soulSD on May 31, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they win both today

They have to play Virgina again tomorrow for the regional championship.

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 31, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's a ginorous task

I hope they got it in them.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big set of games

for TG. He really needs to get a CWS berth to prove that he’s more than just a big name in the college game, but actually a good coach.

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, walk Shrek to get to Agon

BRILLIANT!

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Something tells me

He didn’t do that on purpose.

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free duck for Aid

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 31, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

Now I’m sitting in a mimosa daze

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 31, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is not just the mimosas

the Padres really are ahead.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad Shrek

Bad

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha stupid Yorvit

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on May 31, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

You really

seem to have it in for this guy

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 31, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's part Joe Torre

part Jessica Alba.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 31, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

now they just walk ago

great

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by justdave on May 31, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

It's only like 9%

of his plate appearances. Only.

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!!

Mud!!! I just texted Mud about 15 minutes ago telling him about the HR Derby ballot!!!!

by Drama on May 31, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

What is a HR derby ballot?

I thought they decided to just use the HR leaders in the derby.

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

So it’s just a fancy poll. It determines nothing but how ignorant MLB is.

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

duck duck

KOUZ!

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

good question

don’t they know he’s the SLOWEST runner on the team?

what was he thinking?

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the replay

did Aid run through a stop sign?

I dont have DVR

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Hoffman was windmilling him home.

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No surprise there.

Didn’t he send Boomer Wells in his first game back with the Padres….second stint?

by Drama on May 31, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get DVR

it’ll change your life

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

my sis is a DVRoholic

but Im considering it

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly

I can’t install the NexDef plugin for MLB.TV. I would like to get it though

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 31, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

He can hit

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

But

Adrian still can’t run

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't

have 2 semi miracles in 1 play

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 31, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

My goodness

don’t send Adrian on that play

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 31, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

wow he's slow

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by justdave on May 31, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice hit, Kouz

Someone call Aid a cab next time.

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

ECab?

He’s still hurt.

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

A cab

But Ecab would be faster, except no hauling abilities.

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was like jumping up to yell hooray

and spilling your beer
on yourself.

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on May 31, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

showing a minor league Tulotwitski HR

bad mojo, bad

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

bad Channel 4, bad

hey look, Neely was just as boring as now

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey look guys

i had prior employment

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by justdave on May 31, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a surgeon?

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

a word surgeon

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by justdave on May 31, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

fans then, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

fans now, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's up champs?

Can’t stay long, got work to do. (taking off pants and heading outside)

Looks like we’ve staked a lead.

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by The Kipper on May 31, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

taking off pants?

oh I didnt know this was no-pants Sunday

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every Sunday. Mark your calendar.

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on May 31, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things looked good for Gaudin

until this inning.

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were saying?

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That those two hits were bad

and then they blew their toes off.

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

I think I just saw a guy with a T-shirt with a Stella Artois logo on it.

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 31, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Mmmm, Stella Artois

good beer

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's pretty cheap here

if you get a case in the supermarket it’s less than 0.5 euro. You gotta love that

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 31, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like buying PBR in Milwaukee

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you figure the price

vs it kicking your ass

Stella is a cheap drunk

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Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on May 31, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

very nice

it has a reputation here, however nice it is… it’s stronger than most other popular lagers so it is know as ‘wife beater’

No this is not about gilly

by london_balling on May 31, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heard that nickname too

over here it’s a standard lager so we don’t call it that way, we just call it a “pintje”.

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 31, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

fire your manager now

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by justdave on May 31, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

strike him out throw him out

lovely!

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

double pooper

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Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on May 31, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

twss?

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, I've never said that.

never

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great way

to end the inning: strike ’em out throw ’em out

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 31, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm reading Wikipedia right now

and the entry on Dante Bichette (former Rockies slugger in the 90s) has a pretty interesting chunk

At least some of his slugging success can be attributed to the home run-friendly ballparks in Denver, Mile High Stadium and Coors Field and the rest to a combination of crack cocaine and steroids

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by matthewverygood on May 31, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Imagine this for a second

What would Bud Black and Mark Neely do if they hung out together?

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 31, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Plan to attend a narcolepsy convention?

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

start a charity where they visit insomniacs?

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

ding ding ding

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

all time

and matter
would come to a complete stop

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Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on May 31, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take Tylenol PM

and meditate

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

There ya go

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

my mistake

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

s'okay

that was a stretch nick for Blanco.

I just cant remember the last time he got a hit.

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

cows are flying

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Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on May 31, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Guadin

first major league hit?

by jbox on May 31, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

get the ball for Gandalf

first big league hit

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Tony Gwynn

looks like a jockey with those pants.

by jbox on May 31, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Junior

You see that hole between the SS and 3B?

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

find it

now

Your Dad had a map to it.

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

And we have a cartographer too. A plan is coming together.

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOw is TG not riding the pine today

after missplaying every ball hit to him yesterday?

Fire Bud Black!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 31, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

oh this is good

really good

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Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on May 31, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

2 outs

I’m not getting excited until 2 runs have scored.

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

come on, scrappy doo!

be a pain in the eck!

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

crap!!!!!!!

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

"That wasn't a miss, that was a disaster."

—Jerry Coleman

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

cows realize they can't fly

and crash

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Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on May 31, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

So, since I've been gone

Have we found a 7-8-9 combo for our bullpen?

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Watching a Padres game on my laptop

with the footage of Bruce Springsteens concert at Pinkpop on the TV. Now that’s a very good combination

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 31, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe Gaudin is mad Colorado didn't pick him up

and he’s taking it out on them. How can he save his best for us?

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by Andrew T. Fisher on May 31, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

oh crap, its Barmes

plunk him in the ass

or a K, or a GIDP.

actually a GIDP would be best

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Wilson has had a nice game.

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

DP to the max

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Jerry

would have hung a star on that one

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Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on May 31, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

bye bye

baseball

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Scotty

So hawte

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOM!

Fo shof nizzle!

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shrek

Finding that jet stream

"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec

"you must know much more about baseball and the Padres than most people on this blog"

by jpleeg2 on May 31, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

shrekker

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Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on May 31, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome

Can Kouz make something happen, too?

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by matthewverygood on May 31, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

oui

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

the 5.5 hole!

see it, TGJr? Thats where it is!!!

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

throw the pitcher a bone

we need them to leave him in

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by planetjeffy on May 31, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

That Kouz swing was awful

After seeing it in “X-MO” i don’t know how he hit it.

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ouchie

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

duck duck

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

goof

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hank White

Remember when I said you can’t hit and you did?

Well you still can’t hit, AT ALL!

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

double reverse

psychology

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Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on May 31, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think Peavy is going to be able to pitch

because of the ankle. Those things take forever to heal.

by jbox on May 31, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I know

one day and a protective boot aren’t going to make a big difference.

by jbox on May 31, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had ankle tendonitis before

I swear it lasted like a year.

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many painkillers did you pop?

Because I bet that would help if you needed to forget about it for 2-3 hours.

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touché

That would have been awesome, painkillers for LL.

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but

you can up your score multiplier with some Jager, y’know?

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I know is that

when I get a few Percs and a couple of shots in me, I’m unstoppable on the basketball court. Otherwise I play like a scale replica of Jack Haley.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on May 31, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was silly

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Pickoff

we are hurr durr

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Adrian

brain cramp?

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

it's hard to believe Adrian did that on his own

he is much too smart for that!

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

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Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on May 31, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Im glad we have 5 runs

because that was one UGLY inning after the Shrek Shot

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

only half of it was ugly, the first part was fine, but the pickoff killed it. they could have had bases

loaded with one out, although I am not sure that Wilson’s fly ball would have been deep enough to score Adrian but the pinch hitter might have had a chance.

by kdukat on May 31, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

could, woulda, shoulda

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

SP's into the 7th

I remember this.

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Heyyyyyyyyy, Baby

Oooh, Ahh!

I wanna knooooow
If you will be my girl

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay Buddy

naptime is over.

Time to start warming someone up.

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Like NOW, fool!

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burke's been warming

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is Greg Burke speaking...

How may I help you?

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eat Rocks. Now.

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Num. Num. Num.

There’s one.

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Num. Num. Num.

There’s two.

I’m stuffed.

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of beating up women....

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes!

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Excellent

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait

The opposite of that

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dinked and Dunked

and Dumbed.

Yuck

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

In Buddy's defence

It’s not like Gaudin was walking people or getting hit hard. There was a good chance he could get out of that on his own with some competent fielding.

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Burke was up

right after the first hit, iirc.

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was after the second

They first showed him on channel almost immediately after I posted the Buddy-naptime thing.

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's true

but Gaudin was being hit before the 7th too

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 31, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

G.I.D.P.

we wants it

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

okay, well

one moar out

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Situation defused

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Bullpen members will need to keep doing well

Because my boy is lurking in Portland.

He doesnt want you to do poorly.

But he will take your place.

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I think he's not far off. Wonder who's spot to take. Perdomo has done very little lately. Me thinks

you will for sure find out which game is his first back and will be there! I was thinking there MIGHT be a good chance that he will back by next Sunday for Photo Day? He can’t need to be in AAA for more than 7 games.

by kdukat on May 31, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thatcher, maybe?

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops, "whose"-

what do you think back for Photo Day?

by kdukat on May 31, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever game he first comes back

We plan on being there.

Although R is leaving for Texas a week from Monday or Tuesday I believe.

Perdomo is a Rule 5 dude I think. They have to keep him up to keep him.

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love for that to happen

But someone would have to be voted off the island in the pen.

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone vote off JT!

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would if I could

believe you me.

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could imagine Mike

as the 8th inning guy, setting up Bell.

Oh, that would be saweet!

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steal a bag TG!

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody once took the meat patty out of Tony Sr.'s burger

Brave soul, surprised they didn’t draw back a bloody stump.

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Who pitches the 8th?

Burke?

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Daniel Day Lewis?

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mujica?

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharapova coverage about to start on NBC

I’m ready for some chick grunts? Are you?

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Half mast and rising

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

“vicious and loud returns of serve”

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

those are more like screeches

Sharapova is still the Queen of the Grunts.

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

We took Shrek out? In what world does that make sense? Is he dinged up or something?

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Mujica is batting for him

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get it

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forget where we're at in the batting order

I don’t think he’s coming up next inning.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, because Giles PH and stayed in

and Gwynn moved over

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

tell me about it

he hits a HR and gets taken out.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

We did that

with Burke a couple games ago too, in the same inning even.

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 31, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double switch

"I bleed powder blue." - Antonio Gates

by matthewverygood on May 31, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand that part

It’s just an odd move.

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

one mojito

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

two mojito

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

three mojito, door

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

nice

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

merci

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

barring Adrian going all legal in the 9th, the Cartographer should get an easy shot at redemption.

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Summon the Cartographer!

He Who Shall Not Be Pwned

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

A video clip on MLB GD Premium says

“Atkins scores on a muff”

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

send that one to Leno

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Tha lawd!

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Heater

knock off the f______g b_______t

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Get im Heat!

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

1 away

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

clang

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

clang clang

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

clang clang clang

W

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great play, Kouz

2 gone

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

We got Kouz for his bat

and thought he was a so so fielder.

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by planetjeffy on May 31, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Turns out it was the opposite, right?

I wish we could laugh about it.

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's kind of like smiling

while you are throwing up

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Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on May 31, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

great visual

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on May 31, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

more of a

smell and taste thing

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by planetjeffy on May 31, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

K

W!

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 31, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

alright a win

finally

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what’s up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.

by soulSD on May 31, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Bye Bye

Purple Dinosaurs.

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Mountain Oysters

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks guys

made my sunday

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by planetjeffy on May 31, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

A 3-3 road trip

is not too shabby at all.

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by Axion on May 31, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

.500 for the road trip

.500 in May
.500 in April

.500 for the season.

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by Wonko on May 31, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting

Is there anyway that we could contend this season?

Big Numbers

by homerun013 on May 31, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta root for the Cubbies tonight

So close to having a 4-2 or 5-1 road trip, some really close games that we stayed in

by kdukat on May 31, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

definitely, we won already

so the Doyeurs need to lose!

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by eastbaysd on May 31, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only game we were really out of was the first Colorado one.

Last night was one we should have had.

Game 2 in Arizona we came so close to coming back. Gotta feel good about this road trip.

by Zach (maestro876) on May 31, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit!

I slept through the game. Effin’ Klonopins.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on May 31, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

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