Game Thread, 5/29: Padres vs Rockies

That is the worst hat I have seen in some time

Oh, joy.

Aztecs, Pads and Kobes all on at the same time. My TV is going crazy with three screens!

as a called strike. Did I mention how much I like umpires?

Heatin’ up, baby.

Not sure if I’m willing to retract my retire post yet though.

for the long ball.

This is Jason Marquis not Jason Ruth Clemens Ryan Seaver

Adrian walked.

Their bullpen is BAD. Like, worse than the Arizona one we just beat up.

Is their attendance as bad as ours? I know the Nuggets are playing…but that place is a ghost town.

But Yahoo linked to one of your posts.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew

Scroll down to Tichenor hits an ump’s grand slam

5.65. Third worst in baseball, better only than Washington and Anaheim.

Arizona’s is 5.19, 26th.

and Dex’s limerick, not that anyone even reads it.

2-1 Virgina. 2 outs bottom 8 runner on 3rd.

Cut the lead in half 2-1 now. Man on 3rd with 2 outs in the 8th

2 singles in that late inning rally the other night.

How about another ribbie!

Deep flyball to center ends the 8th. 2-1 Vagina going into the 9th.

Nice.

Great catch!

Gameday shows the first pitch to Smith right down the middle, called a ball. WTF.

He sucks at managing.

has an OBP of under .300. Batting .200. And CY gives up an RBI single.

Thank goodness. CY needs to stay away from the bloody walks.

Anybody need me to pick something up for you?

Let’s get him home.

Adrian Gonzalez 2-run home run, plz.

Why does he want to be known as Tony Gwynn? I don’t get that.

Really?

and his .396 OBP.

….is it possible for us to win a game where we can actually GAIN on those f*ckers?!?

is nice and smooth in center. Good to have in this massive park.

bad effort by scotty. makes sense if he lost it in the lights.

Petco Park Coors Field Special.

They are beating us with 1 hit.

I’ve realized that buying by the case from Costco isn’t as smart as I thought… by time you get to the end, you get sick of it.

Put Fowler on.

Why am I behind? Maybe Cuz i’m in the MLB.TV HD

Got out of it.

It sure as hell isn’t going to hit your bat.

(2 outs)

he’s had some clutch hits lately….

that was a tasty burger.

what did i miss… far too lazy to read all the comments

Always a good idea to put him in with runners on.

anybody’s favorite player?

CY looking frustrated as hell.

We’re the Dbacks

capital E. Wow that was bad.

let them know they can start scoring too.

these are the f-ing ROCKIES, for crying out loud.

OTHER people on TV so as not to scare the viewers

isnt he french?!?!

Who should have started.

Who is pitching next?

this looks like the 2008 padres

for a win?

at least I won’t feel as bad as if we had lost this game 1-0.

Maybe we can get to Corpas in the 9th. However, if I were Hurdle, er, Tracy….I’d leave Marquis in until the end. Heck, I’d pitch him all three days against us.

Works?!?

I have a bad feeling about this.

Thatch!

Managin’ and stuff.

redder than the fires of hell.

Can we make it two?

Great. Just great.

Tony Gwynn is now our best defensive outfielder.

How can we have that thrilling 11-games-out-of-12 run, and then lose scoreless to the ROCKIES?!?

Embarrassing.

clearly scared of Adrian. 3rd walk today.

you’re due for a big hit.

last shutout at coors. Rockies beat Pads 1-0.

yes, i’m repeating what mud just said.

Come on Kouz! Do something!!

Kouz is just terrible.

maybe me driving to food would help…

Nice game, Kevin. Why don’t you just fly back to San Diego?

of a 13 game losing streak.

fewer DPs in a Aurora Snow feature

What a great job at the plate tonight guys. Jesus Lopez.

That was brutal.

Oh wait….

another incredulous comeback or another pathetic whimper into darkness. It has been prophesied.

by going on this winning spree with Chris Burke mostly being the guy at shortstop. Can’t wait until Rodriguez and Cabrera come back. Let’s hope Burke bats about .225 in the coming weeks and only makes 1 to 2 errors and maybe wins a game with an extra base hit. I said it would be painful watching Burke play at short daily for 30 games when LRod went down….now I would say, at this moment, that it has only been mildly uncomfortable.

right at someone.

Not even making it difficult.

from our 3-4-5 batters. Can’t win like that.

1. We let Jason Marquis shut us out

2. over 7-2/3 innings

3. at Coors Field.

Everybody go get drunk and come back tomorrow for a win.

No Aaron Cook this series.

Painful to watch Adrian get nothing to hit and see an undisciplined hitter like Kouz getting eaten up alive by a pitcher like Marquis with high baseball IQ — It will be nice to see Cliff Floyd batting behind Gonzalez in a few games. He Cliff, can you play left field for 90 innings or so this year as well ?

one of Scanman’s favorite Padres ever.

… the Padres fired Bud Black and made Glen Hoffman the manager so that we could all have former Dodger managers and hang out with our wangs out.

And then retire their numbers.

The Friar?
or
Chris Young?