A note about FanPosts

we’re always testing you people.

That’s all I’m at liberty to say.

Though we obviously give a lot of leeway, we’ll intervene whenever someone feels like they’re being attacked or if there are accusations that can’t be substantiated. This goes for regular members of the community as well as anybody outside of the community who brings it to our attention.

The moral of the story: We’re always looking for good reasons to give Drama a hard time so don’t let him bully you.

Gaslamp Ball has a long history of being harsh towards to traditional media before eventually welcoming them in with open arms (Matt Vasgersian, Steve Quis, Bob Scanlan, Troy Johnson, John Weisbarth, etc.)

Keith Law probably does have a bit more work than those other guys though. Bitterness about the Worldwide Leader’s bias spreads far and deep. Maybe we as Gaslamp Ballers can extend that hand across the aisle so to speak and convince Keith Law that by giving mo’ better coverage towards the Padres, he’ll be satisfying a passionate fan base who he can be friends with rather than opposed to.

This is my dream.

And it’s that everyone thinks it’s interesting when Keith Law uses the F-word. Mr. Law, may I humbly suggest you incorporate it into Insider pieces? e.g.:

“Jorge Cantu is a F_____ Marlin.”
“Well, Bob from Staten Island, I think the numbers show that Disneyland is in F______.”
“Where are all the F_______ chicks in this club?” (good to use in Miami or Orlando)

etc.

Thank you Mr. Law for clearing up so much. You are both a scholar and a gentleman and apparently would never use such language towards anyone. I would like to stick out an olive branch of peace from Padre fans to ESPN employees.

Let me apologize for….
A)There is no section under your ESPN contract that states that you cannot talk about the Padres
B)You never underrated Adrian Gonzalez
C)If in your eyes both A & B are considered personal insults then I apologize
D)I guess not all words are considered curse words to everyone so once again maybe a curse word to myself is not a curse word to you and I apologize for saying you cursed at me
E)I apologize for defending all the people a certain major sports writer called “liars” who posted replies stating similar claims.
F)I won’t bid on this auction and make you go to a Beavers, Missions or Storm game like I said I was going to do

Once again I sincerely apologize for all that transpired. Most Harvard grads would obviously never act that way and I commend you for asking the mods to remove the post.

can i have your autograph?

How do you feel about the coverage that ESPN gives the Padres?

That’s how I go through life.

But I’m an a-hole.

Don’t take it bad if something gets moderated on. Feel free to ask me or jbox for clarification if you’re not sure about something.

Thanks, yo.

Whenever you get a chance. I know the game’s on.

I mean, I didn’t actually see it. But I’m just assuming, based on your body of work, that it was.

Anyone who disagrees with me is a dummy. And I mean that as a personal attack.

WG is incredibly easy.

p.s., this is Keith Law

Is asking for equal time for all teams too much to ask? Why is a Boston fan more important than a San Diego fan? If espn only wants to cater to large markets then so be it. But i don’t think calling a spade a spade (bias) makes us seem butt hurt or implies that we have a complex. Its not just San Diego that feels this way.

Let me ask you this, what have the Cubs proven on the field to warrant their nightly 5 minute block? The Marlins seem to prove shit year after year but they’re lucky if they get a mention.

Yes, we will survive without their validation, but don’t fault us for trying to pour gasoline on whats left of their MLB viewership. Whats the harm in calling them a douchbag microphone if all they do is yell about douchbags?

That’s perfect. I feel like a [person with developmental disabilities] for not thinking of that already.

I went to look for a video of Mike Ness’s version and discovered him playing it with The Stray Cats! Whoa!

Were you driving Tuesday night?

this is why i love GLB.

and you know it.

(This is just not getting old for me!)

I am an a-hole. I agree. Under threats of lawsuits by an unnamed major sports network employee I am being told to agree and apologize for everything that is being said even if what is being said is true or false.