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Open Thread, 5/24: Padres vs Cubs

Chicago Cubs at San Diego Padres, May 24, 2009 1:05 PM PDT


JBox and I are going to the game today. Say hi if you see us, but be prepared for us to act real awkward around you. We're like the Gaslamp Bwallflowers.

You probably didn't notice, but the Padres go for a sweep of the homestand today. Before you call me an idiot somewhere else on the Internets, the first sentence of this paragraph is sarcasm. This part you may or may not have actually noticed, but another win gets the Padres back to .500. The last time we were trending towards .500, it was so depressing. This time I feel giddy like I'm in the car and on the way to Disneyland on a Tuesday.

Eckstein will be back in the lineup today and I fully expect him to get drilled twice by opposing pitchers and spiked at least three times by runners sliding into second. If I were him, I'd also expect to get sucker punched by an ump.  It's not outside of the realm of possibility that his cup will spontaneously combust while strapped tentatively around his manhood.

Here's a limerick while I wait for JBox to pick me up in his car:

There once was a team called the Padres
They had aspirations so high they were starry
When they started to suck
Black said, "WTF?"
And now they're as hot as tamales

I only put that limerick in there because the formatting of that picture of David Eckstein was weird. Do you like my filler? It's so much better than the people who copy and past the penalty text on FanPosts isn't it? That's because I'm more creative than most.

What are you guys going to eat at the game? I might eat a hot dot. I have a Cubs fan friend who I might try to find at the game and force him to eat crow for razzing me so bad when the Padres sucked.

Are we there yet? Formatting OK? Yes? Good.

Let's go Padres!!!




 

 

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Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good morning/afternoon

i’ll be around but i’m working on finals

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good afternoon to you

Sorry you have a headache, hope it goes away.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

me too!

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We were all at the game last night

and we’re the only ones here right now?

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 24, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We rock

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup!

woo woo!

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Snoopy is here,too

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

punching in

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 24, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not a fan of this lineup

Except for Eck. Good to see him back.

by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No Giles=win

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except for last night :(

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't care if he goes 0 for 2009

just stay out of Adrian’s way.

by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My favorite One-on-One evar

I miss Scotty. But will be seeing him tomorrow. :-)

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

his kids

are adorable!

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe they only have one little girl

Ellie Jane, born in 2007.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oops! i wasn't watching chanel 4

and thought you were talking about the one they showed friday night with Scott Hairston i didn’t pay attention to the entire post just saw one and one and Scotty and was like ohh! Brain doesn’t work anymore.

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, you are studying and you do have a headache.

Liney is still my favorite Scotty.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have to admit

I’m nervous about CY going today. He seems to alternate good/horrible starts, and is coming off a good one. Plus, this team hit 4 homers off him last time out. I hope my worries are unfounded.

Go Padres!

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mud has the best lids

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i agree!

i love his hats!

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I had to make a big decision today

Do I buy a new SD hat or do I switch it up this year and go with the Portland Beavers cap … As fate would have it, the store I go to in Beaverton, OR has no Beavers caps in my size and I end up with the Padres home cap.

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When I was last in SD I had a very limited choice

I take an 8 and I had a straight choice between all-white, including logo, and brown with orange logo… I got them both because I am a poor decision-maker

by london_balling on May 24, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

never had any luck

with white hats. i guess im not very clean though.

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm down with the BP hats

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i want that!

sooo much!

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Snowtrooper

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's not it, silly

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me either, it is almost looks camo now

when it was new though it did make one look beautifully tan

by london_balling on May 24, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wear an 8, too.

but I have a slew of 7 3/8s from my pre-dread days.

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"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThirdGonzalez on May 24, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Derrek Lee

No Fukudome. No Cubs win.

by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

great games

these last few days. All smiles.

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There was such a buzz in the ballpark last night

All the Padres fans are jazzed up and excited.

Cubs fans are just annoying.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude

I was by some annoying ass cubs fans yesterday. I can’t stand fans from other teams who boo the home town team. It was fun throwing peanuts at them all night though.

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't like

that they get in your face. i fully believe that you give people respect especially when you are in their ballpark. when i walked in the park this cubs fan goes “padres are going down” I just ignored her but it was the first time in my life i really thought of punching someone in their face.

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They were more mild than Dodger fan

but that’s partly why I splurged on my ticket, I didn’t want to have to deal with them.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dodger fans are easier to ignore

but cubs fans drive me crazy. I don’t know why.

the best fans i’ve ever encountered are sf fans… but not as a whole just individual fans in general.

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah these guys got a little bt mouthy with me

All i would reply with is “100 years”

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i almost said

“like they went down last night” but i’m not a trash talker, i feel like the minute i say something i’m gonna give the padres bad karma lol

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mudganism!

Save it for a Friar Homer.

Dang, hear those Cubbly fans after Eck struck out.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Base hit, El Shreko

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shrek single

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How bout a tater?

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HUGE jump

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Adrian is having a rough go as of late

he’s got to heat up soon

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gameboy

Petco’d. Nice to see Drew out there.

And he’s not dragging a suitcase. Yoyo Man.

If they bring Cliff Floyd up and send Macias down, Ima gonna be PISSED.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OW!

Poor Nick got his bell rung.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cage rattler!

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That noise that Mud made

even got the Boring Mark giggling.

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Monotonous Mark?

He needs a zzzzzzzzzzz nickname.

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's the payroll discrepancy between us and the Cubs?

A trillion? 2 trillion?

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

its listed as

135 million on a few of the sites i looked.

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so roughly a hundred mil more

wow

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its unbelieveable

their team is stacked. Keep trying to buy that World Series, chumps.

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Money can't buy you glove

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're right

in my defence I was pretty squiffy last night and my hearing/vision may have been impaired, sorry

by london_balling on May 24, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you squiffed?

I hope it wasn’t too messy

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hold up, does that mean something else over there?

I was tipsy, to say the least… and it was only 32 per cent messy

by london_balling on May 24, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, I don't know what it means

I like the sound of the word though. Growing up in SD, slang was a huge part of my vocabulary and I appreciate the creative abuse of language

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can appreciate that

I was forever inventing new and innocent sounding ways to swear… buddyfunkster, suck my lozenge, kiss my elbow, etc

It was a simpler time

by london_balling on May 24, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CY, model of efficiency

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

cool! Someone get a pic of the planes

skywriting GO PADRES

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kouz, Eck, and Chase

All batting .228

Thank the good lord for this pitching staff and I didn’t think I’d be saying that at all in 2009.

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This bothers me

2-0 count and he’s swinging at a slider? You gotta look for a fastball in that situation … if you don’t get it, so its only a 2-1 count. Kouz hit Lilly’s pitch and got him off the hook. Not a good approach right there.

by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was wondering the same?

and if he has twenty bad nights in a row, he keeps playing him?

Buddy probably can’t explain it himself.

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ended the way I figured it would

but at least Chase made Lilly throw a few.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn't we draft Bobby Scales?

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I believe so.

WGN commentators mentioned it last night

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think i remember

postgame mentioning on the night Jake hit him that it was funny because they were teamates on the same farm team.

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap

I forgot the game is on WGN. Mute, of course. Bob Brenly makes my blood curdle.

by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I would love to turn on Coleman/Leitner/Masur

but the radio delay drives me nuts. But yeah, the WGN guys are awful.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chip Caray/Steve Stone were great

they weren’t the unabashed homers that they have now. They were actually objective in calling the game. It’s too bad they were let go.

by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CY sure has good stuff today.

Unfortunately, so does Lilly. Should be a good pitcher’s duel.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We need to stop looking hopeless on offense

We’re terrible vs. the lefty

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think suck beats hands

every time

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

the suck is always there though

and sometimes you have to ‘handle’ that situation.

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*isn't

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or just lay back and accept it

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

true

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As long as the Cubs

don’t choose today to break out of their hitting funk, we should at least have a shot. We’re making Lilly throw some picthes, so once we get into the cruddy Cubs bullpen we can strike.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Base knock CY!

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CY sINGLE yOU GO, bIG bOY!

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CY is so tall

that if you look closely, you can see King Kong swatting at airplanes circling his head.

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CY is so tall

that if he wore a tophat, God would come down and confound our languages, and scatter our peoples throughout the Earth.

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He'll never retire from baseball either

when he’s too old to pitch he can go stand in left field wearing a yellow suit and be a foul-pole

by london_balling on May 24, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just saw an ad for "Johnsonville Sausage" on WGN.

That’s an unfortunate name for a sausage company.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so much giggle

thx

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phallustown Meats

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

i can’t think of a single non funny name for a sausage company.

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kouz!

Nice snag!

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thank god

the fans behaved.

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

essecpt Miss Grabsomeass

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

the girthy dude(?) didn’t comply, Kouz just reached over his/her glove

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well that,

and to keep the sisterhood happy.

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

she must join the ranks

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kouz looked at her like

“Are you grabbing at me bum?”

Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

even seeing the replay

I’m not sure.

If it was a dude,eeewww.

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No question

whatever it was… goggles please.

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what kind?

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Safety

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thas no fun

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just fyi

guys slapping ass in sports = not gay

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes I know

still jealous

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought

it was a kid

weird how no one knows

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ask Jennay

maybe she knows for sure

or can go down and ask

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

i think she is far too nice to ever ask someone that

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

what would she do for more Twitter followers?

Wandering minds wanna know.

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, my official ruling is "chick"

On the replay, I can see some rings on the hand and what might be some kind of butterfly-print

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dex has softer skin

Maybe that’s his lady friend

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

See, first impulse was right

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you think it was a grab or a slap? I don't think whoever it was grabbed

it was more of a slap or trying to keep him from falling in the stands

by kdukat on May 24, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would have grabbed

you would have grabbed

k8 would have grabbed

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no way

i would have been hiding from the ball
and he sweats too much

but if it was Conor i would have grabbed and not let go

but as far as that person goes i didn’t even see them touch his butt at all more looked like they were trying to give a hug

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was a couple of taps

Like “hey, hi there, check out this pillow. It’s kinda soft. I’d buy that for a dollar.”

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kevin looked like

“here’s the ball you can stop touching me now lady/man/child”

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well to the fan's credit, I do think they didn't want to see him

go over the railing and possibly get hurt, so they were trying to stop that from happening. I still think it was a dude, but there is no way to no for sure unless another ball goes over that way

by kdukat on May 24, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice catch Kouz

swinging 3-0 and fouling out? Thanks and here’s your bus ticket to AAA, rook.

by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We should totally pick him up on waivers

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn.

Was hoping that ass-grab would have given Kouz a testosterone rush.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

from the looks of his

helmet throwing hissy, it did.

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just the wrong kind

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was gonna say the same thing

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw gawd this is officially

a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz game.

Can’t wait for the 4th inning recap. Screen goes to black.

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's cool

We can wait another 40 years… right?

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what comes 1st?

cycle or no hitter?

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm gonna say noey

We’ll never be good at hitting.

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kid's day

You’re such a perv…

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Milton

Clean-up man for Cubs, having a worse year than Kouz so far.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ditto.

His heart isn’t in it at Chicago. He needs to come home to sunny SD and the warm, loving arms of Buddy Black.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hurm

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dont sit so close

you’ll blur your eye out

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kouz

too busy thinking how to work up the courage to ask that lady for her phone #.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lilly

He’s no Greg Maddux.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ted said a bad word

He owes somebody a quarter.

Actually its a Cub, so fitty cent.

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bud Light with Lime

That sounds like awful with awful.

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i dont like it

how effing hard is it to cut a real lime?

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DREWWW!!!!!!

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BREEEZER

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man, he ripped that one

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RBI DOUBLE!!!

YAY!

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ok,a well almost

I got so excited

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

negative, adam

no ribs

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TAKE HIM OUT LOU!!

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CRAP

BFOP, our poison!

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's go CY!!

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps CY can uncork

another single?

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yesyes yesyes

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I called it!

YAYAYAYYAYAYAY!

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Call me getting an A on my finals

please and thank you

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Screw that

I’m effing fired up! WOOOOOOOO!

by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES!!!!

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Big knock, BIG KNOCK!

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

First pitch, people

Just swing

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THE SQUEEZE!!

WHO ARE WE??

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

squeez! LOVE IT!

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AAAAAHAHAHAHA

I heart cubs misery

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW!

Un-Padres like!! Love it!

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A SQUEEZE!

HAHAHAHAH!

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Where is the real Bud Black

and can you keep him there?

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lou has the classic

“who farted?!?” face

by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rofl

Lilly’s faceplant is awesome

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I dont have DVR

Cany anyone get a clip in SUPER-slomo?

That would be damn skippy.

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let me see what I can do

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 minutes

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh

2 MORE minutes

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

I tuned in to the game and the first things I see are CYs 2 run single and the squeeze.

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 24, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DO.NOT. TURN.TV.OFF.

Mmkay?

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry

I’m staying here till the hopefully not too bitter end

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 24, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+10

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 runs!

What an inning! All smiles.

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So...

Over at my in-laws place. My 4-year old daughter got a hold of a small little container of yellow paint. She promptly takes it out to the back deck and starts painting. I walk out and catch her full in the act…the whole “What are you thinking?” speech…blah, blah, blah. I’m all pissed off, I turn around to go into the house to get something to start cleaning up the mess and walk right into an outdoor light attached to the side of the house. My head hit that thing so f**king hard I damn near went down and out. It hurt like a bitch. UGH.

So long story short….if I start talking some crazy shit…you know, I start asking why Bochy is leaving Ashby for in so long…someone please call the proper authorities.

Afternoon, guys.

by Drama on May 24, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

You are letting her paint the Lair yellow?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No kidding.

That’s not going to calm and relax the victims visitors.

by Drama on May 24, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hope you're better....

But when you see that Chris Young is 2-for-3 today (with two RBIs) and the Padres performed a successful suicide squeeze, it isn’t your head messing with you. It actually happened!

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The best thing to do

is fall asleep immediately after hitting your head so it can heal.

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That GIDP

was more like the Padres baseball I’m used to.

I like the brief hiatus from that, though.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CY

apparently, he’s no Greg Maddux, either.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

First multiple hit game for CY

per Corey on Twit

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CY is rollin

set em all down

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice hack, Aid

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I shaved the

mustache before the game yesterday. glad its not having an effect.

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome!

Go Kouz!

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YAYYYYY

DOUBLE ZOOUZZER!

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

woo

Kouz and Aid trading places!!!

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Double-double

Me getting hungrys!

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

worst bunt ever?

gunna have to say yes.

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nick!

Back to Bunting 101.

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

there was an interview w/ Endy Chavez

before the Mariners broadcast this morning. He was telling us how to lay down a proper bunt. Problem was his accent is so thick, I understood about10% of what he actually said. I don’t think anyone can understand that dude. His teammates probably just shrug and agree, unless they speaka the spanich.

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't believe Lilly is still in there.

Lou must have zero confidence in his ’pen.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here we go

Let’s see how fast I get a takedown

http://www.gaslampball.com/2009/5/24/885426/eckstein-suicide-squeeze-lilly

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I think I beat Gameday Premium

lol

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome.

Hope it stays up. A Padres suicide squeeze. This is like finding video of the Sasquatch.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

only BETTER

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is awesome!

Thanks for doing that.

Now, all it needs is a sound effect, going “SPLAT!”

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm playing it AGAIN

Watching Cub futility can be fun.

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is the most faceplantish facepants

I’ve ever seen.

There has got to be an imprint in the grass.

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shame he got a little bit of chest down before

Not a clean landing

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ax...that is so cool.

For a second it looks like the ump catches it. Love it.

by Drama on May 24, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF

this is awful. Running ourselves out a big inning.

by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The best part about this win streak ...

To read the UT nega-blogger posts as they continue to write with their venom and hate trying with all their might to convince all that will heed that the Padres still suck and that we should not attend any games.

by texpadre on May 24, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lets not get cocky

we all know this could turn bad at any moment.

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're right

We need to shove as much of this win streak up our nostrils as we can so we always remember how good it is.

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh, thanks for teh visual?

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do the same thing

when i get a good bag.

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bottom line : we are a quarter of the way through the season

and the Padres have played competitive baseball and after today will have the same winning percentage as the high priced Chicago Cubs

by texpadre on May 24, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And we can refer to them as a .500 ballclub

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

completely

I am just happy for entertaining baseball. Something I was not expecting.

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good eye!

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lol

that looked like a strike.

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 24, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ouch

Lead halved

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

)*(&^(&*^(_&^*%#*)^%$R

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

crap crap crap crap crap

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damn

If chase had gotten there, he could have had it

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great.

Now we’ve awakened all the Cubs fans in the crowd.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SO many cubs fans!

isn’t vacation over yet?

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Was really hoping

CY could go at least 7 or 8 today. Our bullpen must be taxed.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dont wait too long, Buddy

CY is starting to look like an adventure.

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

He’s been missing his spots since the 5th, or maybe earlier, but that’s when I noticed.

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Finish this inning CY...

…you’ve been great today.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Excellent

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phew.

That will be all, CY. You did well. (And thanks for the offense!)

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think they should let CY hit

He is better than anyone we have off teh bench.

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm guessing

the Cubs are in their bullpen, too. We can get those runs back.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Negatory

Still Theodore Roosevelt Lilly

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geez.

STILL going with Lilly?!?

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

d'oh

yeah

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice rip, Edgar

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You hangy, me bangy

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!

Sorry, Lou…you’re going to have to go with Heilman!

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice bun, Eck

Give Nick a lesson or two on that.

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Eck

does all the LITTLE things. See what I did there?

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Knocked him out

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good bunt, Eck.

Surprised he doesn’t have Post-traumatic stress disorder after getting drilled by that 91 MPH Zambrano pitch on his last attempted bunt.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We should pinch-hit Giles

Even a weak grounder to 2nd should plate Edgar.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Knock him in Hairy

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

or no

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aids walk

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heilman

gave Scott two juicy ones, and he swang through both of them.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He actually looks like he's got an idea of what to do up there

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 RUN SHOT!!!!

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Checking in!

Have to wait for my DVR to catch up

by SD Steve on May 24, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HECK YEA

KOOOOOOOZ!

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH YES!!@

KOUZ IS BACK, BABY!!!

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH HELL YEAH!

KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUZ!

by SD Steve on May 24, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OHHHHHHH

Finally Krushing again!

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AFTER INT WALK

SOME KINDA NICE

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I knew Heilman

couldn’t get through this without doing something stupid.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You put it on the board, YES!!!!

KOUZ!

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now I understand

why Pinella waited that long to go to the bullpen

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 24, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I give credit

to the ass-grabbing lady in the stands. She somehow transferred some kind of special powers into Kouz.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Best. Grab. Evar.

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kouz was fired up

Man, you can see his whole face light up when he saw that pitch out of the hand.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 24, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was huge shot for so many reasons!

Our bellpen needs the rest with trips to AZ and CO this week for starters

by SD Steve on May 24, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AND I have more good news...

The Angels just went up 5-4 in the 7th, Torre STILL hasn’t pulled Billingsley

by kdukat on May 24, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now, the only thing swirling the Glass Toilet

is the Cubs!

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy Crap

Luke in Again!!?? How about Perdomo right now.

by SD Steve on May 24, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wouldnt have used Luke here

with a 5-run lead.

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love

watching the opposing pitchers after giving up a big homer like that. If you can, go back and watch Lilly after Kouz hits the ball. He knows immediately, and you can see the life instantly drain out of him.

When that happens, I can’t help but feel a tad sorry for the guy, but then I’m happy again when I see the score.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Player of the Game

Kouz, no doubt

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 24, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Sisterhood agrees

make it so

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or CY.

Pitching AND offense.

But yeah, Kouz really needed a game like this. Hope he’s fired up.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kouz

he has played some solid D today as well. As awkward as it looks.

by SD Steve on May 24, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This rules.

I’ve been checking in periodically, still celebrating the last win this whole time.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on May 24, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I know

It’s like the first 2 weeks all over again

by pasadenapadre on May 24, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Angels

just got past the Dodgers, 5-4. Hope they can hold it tonight.

by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It should be Cla

He hasnt pitche in over a week.

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

But its not him. Its Burke.

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burke?

He’s one of the good ones. And he’s worked a lot lately! Let him rest!

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1 away

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad Bell gets an extra off day.

He needs it. Nice to get an off-day for Mujica too.

by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Recent Cost cutting moves & dumpster diving

Dumping overpriced Khalil Greene for a live arm in Luke Gregerson looks like another KT gem.

Dumping Scott Linebrink a couple of years back (though Linebrink has had success) may also look pretty darn good when W. Inman pitches well at the MLB level (as soon as this year). If Thatcher can be effective again and/or Garrison can get healthy it’s icing on the cake.

Dumpster dive in landing Mujica looking good for KT as well.

What about KT’s landing of Scott Hairston for virtually nothing 2 years ago ? As well as getting Heath Bell for two fringe players.

by texpadre on May 24, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not thrilled

with Buddy’s pitching choices today.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm good with that

as long as Adams is a golden as he was last season.

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well if that is the case, shouldn't you pitch him to promote him for trades? I can't wait till

Mike comes back, he was a great set up guy, if he is fully healthy and looks good, it will be awesome.

by kdukat on May 24, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I cant wait for Mike's return, either

He’s pitched in 2 Missions games for 2 innings so far.

2 hits, 4 strikeouts, 0 runs.

He’s been gone way too long.

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who does Adams and Floyd replace ?

Adams replaces who ?

Floyd replaces Macias ? Though I am impressed with Macias’ approach at the plate one would think that he needs at bats everyday. Lets face it, in a limited sample, Macias seems like he is more polished than T.Gwynn Jr.

by texpadre on May 24, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

9 in a row! Triple sweep!

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 24, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NINE

this is so much fun.

by soulSD on May 24, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know who my favorite rapper is?

Tech N9NE!!!!!!

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by TheThirdGonzalez on May 24, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FIVE HUNDRED!

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by TheThirdGonzalez on May 24, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We thought we'd never see it again!

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on May 24, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man

this is not a bitter end at all, what a great game and homestand. Also loved the big smile on Kooz’s face, let’s hope he stays hot on the road.

by sixpakfrombelgium on May 24, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NINE IS VERY FINE!!!

Come on, help us out, Angels!

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is ridiculous.

It’s had to temper the optimism after seeing these last nine games.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on May 24, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nine

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on May 24, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, yes it was.

How is New York???

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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was watching Reed's homer again

(don’t know why), and noticed the jumbotron pic of him showed him with that highly unattractive “chin/neck” beard that Chad Gaudin used to have. Was that some kind of bizarre Chicago thing?

by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just got home from the game.

Was a well played game. A Cubs fan in my section got his nose broke, or close to hit by a Padre fan. Looked like four Padres fans arrested, went on for awhile before any ushers or cops showed up.

This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman

by Padres_Hobo on May 24, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah i was there too

great game. fun times.

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by justdave on May 24, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perfect

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