Open Thread, 5/24: Padres vs Cubs
Chicago Cubs at San Diego Padres, May 24, 2009 1:05 PM PDT
JBox and I are going to the game today. Say hi if you see us, but be prepared for us to act real awkward around you. We're like the Gaslamp Bwallflowers.
You probably didn't notice, but the Padres go for a sweep of the homestand today. Before you call me an idiot somewhere else on the Internets, the first sentence of this paragraph is sarcasm. This part you may or may not have actually noticed, but another win gets the Padres back to .500. The last time we were trending towards .500, it was so depressing. This time I feel giddy like I'm in the car and on the way to Disneyland on a Tuesday.
Eckstein will be back in the lineup today and I fully expect him to get drilled twice by opposing pitchers and spiked at least three times by runners sliding into second. If I were him, I'd also expect to get sucker punched by an ump. It's not outside of the realm of possibility that his cup will spontaneously combust while strapped tentatively around his manhood.
Here's a limerick while I wait for JBox to pick me up in his car:
There once was a team called the Padres
They had aspirations so high they were starry
When they started to suck
Black said, "WTF?"
And now they're as hot as tamales
I only put that limerick in there because the formatting of that picture of David Eckstein was weird. Do you like my filler? It's so much better than the people who copy and past the penalty text on FanPosts isn't it? That's because I'm more creative than most.
What are you guys going to eat at the game? I might eat a hot dot. I have a Cubs fan friend who I might try to find at the game and force him to eat crow for razzing me so bad when the Padres sucked.
Are we there yet? Formatting OK? Yes? Good.
Let's go Padres!!!
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
good morning/afternoon
i’ll be around but i’m working on finals
"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig
by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good afternoon to you
Sorry you have a headache, hope it goes away.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks
me too!
"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig
by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We were all at the game last night
and we’re the only ones here right now?

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Snoopy is here,too
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
punching in

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not a fan of this lineup
Except for Eck. Good to see him back.
by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No Giles=win
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except for last night :(
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't care if he goes 0 for 2009
just stay out of Adrian’s way.
by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite One-on-One evar
I miss Scotty. But will be seeing him tomorrow. :-)
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
his kids
are adorable!
"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig
by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe they only have one little girl
Ellie Jane, born in 2007.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oops! i wasn't watching chanel 4
and thought you were talking about the one they showed friday night with Scott Hairston i didn’t pay attention to the entire post just saw one and one and Scotty and was like ohh! Brain doesn’t work anymore.
"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig
by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, you are studying and you do have a headache.
Liney is still my favorite Scotty.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good evening Padres fans
still no rest-day for Adrian, I note
by london_balling on May 24, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Possibly because he is 3 for something against Lilly
And 2 of those left the yard.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have to admit
I’m nervous about CY going today. He seems to alternate good/horrible starts, and is coming off a good one. Plus, this team hit 4 homers off him last time out. I hope my worries are unfounded.
Go Padres!
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Petco Park will handle the four homers
Young should fare well today
by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grant had a Sweet Hat
thats a pimp hat
by BeantownComPadre on May 24, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mud has the best lids
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I had to make a big decision today
Do I buy a new SD hat or do I switch it up this year and go with the Portland Beavers cap … As fate would have it, the store I go to in Beaverton, OR has no Beavers caps in my size and I end up with the Padres home cap.
"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.
"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black
by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When I was last in SD I had a very limited choice
I take an 8 and I had a straight choice between all-white, including logo, and brown with orange logo… I got them both because I am a poor decision-maker
by london_balling on May 24, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
never had any luck
with white hats. i guess im not very clean though.
by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm down with the BP hats

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about the one that AGon rocks with teh flaps?
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i want that!
sooo much!
"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig
by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Snowtrooper

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not it, silly
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
me either, it is almost looks camo now
when it was new though it did make one look beautifully tan
by london_balling on May 24, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wear an 8, too.
but I have a slew of 7 3/8s from my pre-dread days.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on May 24, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Derrek Lee
No Fukudome. No Cubs win.
by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
great games
these last few days. All smiles.
by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There was such a buzz in the ballpark last night
All the Padres fans are jazzed up and excited.
Cubs fans are just annoying.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude
I was by some annoying ass cubs fans yesterday. I can’t stand fans from other teams who boo the home town team. It was fun throwing peanuts at them all night though.
by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't like
that they get in your face. i fully believe that you give people respect especially when you are in their ballpark. when i walked in the park this cubs fan goes “padres are going down” I just ignored her but it was the first time in my life i really thought of punching someone in their face.
"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig
by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They were more mild than Dodger fan
but that’s partly why I splurged on my ticket, I didn’t want to have to deal with them.
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dodger fans are easier to ignore
but cubs fans drive me crazy. I don’t know why.
the best fans i’ve ever encountered are sf fans… but not as a whole just individual fans in general.
"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig
by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah these guys got a little bt mouthy with me
All i would reply with is “100 years”
by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i almost said
“like they went down last night” but i’m not a trash talker, i feel like the minute i say something i’m gonna give the padres bad karma lol
"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig
by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mudganism!
Save it for a Friar Homer.
Dang, hear those Cubbly fans after Eck struck out.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Base hit, El Shreko
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shrek single
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How bout a tater?
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Scott wants another stolen base.
by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HUGE jump
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adrian is having a rough go as of late
he’s got to heat up soon
"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.
"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black
by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gameboy
Petco’d. Nice to see Drew out there.
And he’s not dragging a suitcase. Yoyo Man.
If they bring Cliff Floyd up and send Macias down, Ima gonna be PISSED.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OW!
Poor Nick got his bell rung.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cage rattler!
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That noise that Mud made
even got the Boring Mark giggling.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Monotonous Mark?
He needs a zzzzzzzzzzz nickname.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's the payroll discrepancy between us and the Cubs?
A trillion? 2 trillion?
"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.
"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black
by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Theirs is $90m I think they said last night
third highest iirc
by london_balling on May 24, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
its listed as
135 million on a few of the sites i looked.
by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so roughly a hundred mil more
wow
"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.
"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black
by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its unbelieveable
their team is stacked. Keep trying to buy that World Series, chumps.
by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Money can't buy you glove
"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.
"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black
by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're right
in my defence I was pretty squiffy last night and my hearing/vision may have been impaired, sorry
by london_balling on May 24, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you squiffed?
I hope it wasn’t too messy
"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.
"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black
by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hold up, does that mean something else over there?
I was tipsy, to say the least… and it was only 32 per cent messy
by london_balling on May 24, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, I don't know what it means
I like the sound of the word though. Growing up in SD, slang was a huge part of my vocabulary and I appreciate the creative abuse of language
"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.
"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black
by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can appreciate that
I was forever inventing new and innocent sounding ways to swear… buddyfunkster, suck my lozenge, kiss my elbow, etc
It was a simpler time
by london_balling on May 24, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CY, model of efficiency
"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.
"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black
by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
cool! Someone get a pic of the planes
skywriting GO PADRES
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kouz, Eck, and Chase
All batting .228
Thank the good lord for this pitching staff and I didn’t think I’d be saying that at all in 2009.
"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.
"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black
by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This bothers me
2-0 count and he’s swinging at a slider? You gotta look for a fastball in that situation … if you don’t get it, so its only a 2-1 count. Kouz hit Lilly’s pitch and got him off the hook. Not a good approach right there.
by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How come whenever Giles has a good night at the plate
Buddy sits him the next day?
by BeantownComPadre on May 24, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was wondering the same?
and if he has twenty bad nights in a row, he keeps playing him?
Buddy probably can’t explain it himself.
"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.
"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black
by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ended the way I figured it would
but at least Chase made Lilly throw a few.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CY has already given up two homers
(if he were at Wrigley).
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The dangers of being
a “fly ball” pitcher.
by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't we draft Bobby Scales?
"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.
"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black
by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I believe so.
WGN commentators mentioned it last night
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think i remember
postgame mentioning on the night Jake hit him that it was funny because they were teamates on the same farm team.
"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig
by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap
I forgot the game is on WGN. Mute, of course. Bob Brenly makes my blood curdle.
by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would love to turn on Coleman/Leitner/Masur
but the radio delay drives me nuts. But yeah, the WGN guys are awful.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chip Caray/Steve Stone were great
they weren’t the unabashed homers that they have now. They were actually objective in calling the game. It’s too bad they were let go.
by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CY sure has good stuff today.
Unfortunately, so does Lilly. Should be a good pitcher’s duel.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We need to stop looking hopeless on offense
We’re terrible vs. the lefty
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget righties too
We suck vs. all hands
by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think suck beats hands
every time
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
the suck is always there though
and sometimes you have to ‘handle’ that situation.
"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.
"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black
by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*isn't
"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.
"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black
by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or just lay back and accept it
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
true
"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.
"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black
by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as the Cubs
don’t choose today to break out of their hitting funk, we should at least have a shot. We’re making Lilly throw some picthes, so once we get into the cruddy Cubs bullpen we can strike.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Base knock CY!
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CY sINGLE yOU GO, bIG bOY!
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CY is so tall
that if you look closely, you can see King Kong swatting at airplanes circling his head.
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CY is so tall
that if he wore a tophat, God would come down and confound our languages, and scatter our peoples throughout the Earth.
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll never retire from baseball either
when he’s too old to pitch he can go stand in left field wearing a yellow suit and be a foul-pole
by london_balling on May 24, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just saw an ad for "Johnsonville Sausage" on WGN.
That’s an unfortunate name for a sausage company.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
so much giggle
thx
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phallustown Meats
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meat in the shape of penis sausage Co.
by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no wont work
too long
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
funny, I've never had to say that before
at least in mixed company
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kouz!
Nice snag!
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
essecpt Miss Grabsomeass
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
the girthy dude(?) didn’t comply, Kouz just reached over his/her glove
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well that,
and to keep the sisterhood happy.
by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
she must join the ranks
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kouz looked at her like
“Are you grabbing at me bum?”
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they just reshowed it, I think it was a dude actually!
by kdukat on May 24, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can't tell for sure but I think it was a guy
by kdukat on May 24, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
even seeing the replay
I’m not sure.
If it was a dude,eeewww.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No question
whatever it was… goggles please.
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what kind?
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Safety
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thas no fun
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just fyi
guys slapping ass in sports = not gay
by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes I know
still jealous
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought
it was a kid
weird how no one knows
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by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ask Jennay
maybe she knows for sure
or can go down and ask
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
i think she is far too nice to ever ask someone that
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by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet she's not there today since they don' t have pre or post games shows on
Sunday, I don’ t think she works the games.
by kdukat on May 24, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, my official ruling is "chick"
On the replay, I can see some rings on the hand and what might be some kind of butterfly-print
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dex has softer skin
Maybe that’s his lady friend
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, first impulse was right
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you think it was a grab or a slap? I don't think whoever it was grabbed
it was more of a slap or trying to keep him from falling in the stands
by kdukat on May 24, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would have grabbed
you would have grabbed
k8 would have grabbed
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, yes, of course, but I don't think that person did
by kdukat on May 24, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no way
i would have been hiding from the ball
and he sweats too much
but if it was Conor i would have grabbed and not let go
but as far as that person goes i didn’t even see them touch his butt at all more looked like they were trying to give a hug
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by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a couple of taps
Like “hey, hi there, check out this pillow. It’s kinda soft. I’d buy that for a dollar.”
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kevin looked like
“here’s the ball you can stop touching me now lady/man/child”
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by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well to the fan's credit, I do think they didn't want to see him
go over the railing and possibly get hurt, so they were trying to stop that from happening. I still think it was a dude, but there is no way to no for sure unless another ball goes over that way
by kdukat on May 24, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That lady grabbed Kouz's ass
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice catch Kouz
swinging 3-0 and fouling out? Thanks and here’s your bus ticket to AAA, rook.
by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We should totally pick him up on waivers
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn.
Was hoping that ass-grab would have given Kouz a testosterone rush.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
from the looks of his
helmet throwing hissy, it did.
by soulSD on May 24, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just the wrong kind
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was gonna say the same thing
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by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw gawd this is officially
a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz game.
Can’t wait for the 4th inning recap. Screen goes to black.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There IS one reason to maybe keep watching...
…but I don’t want to say why.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I place the whole blame squarely on you, Mr Meadows
not on that crap pitch
by london_balling on May 24, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's cool
We can wait another 40 years… right?
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna say noey
We’ll never be good at hitting.
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kid's day
You’re such a perv…
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
take 5 laps!
by london_balling on May 24, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Milton
Clean-up man for Cubs, having a worse year than Kouz so far.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ditto.
His heart isn’t in it at Chicago. He needs to come home to sunny SD and the warm, loving arms of Buddy Black.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
K
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hurm
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dont sit so close
you’ll blur your eye out
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kouz
too busy thinking how to work up the courage to ask that lady for her phone #.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ted said a bad word
He owes somebody a quarter.
Actually its a Cub, so fitty cent.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bud Light with Lime
That sounds like awful with awful.
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i dont like it
how effing hard is it to cut a real lime?
by soulSD on May 24, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DREWWW!!!!!!
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BREEEZER
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, he ripped that one
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RBI DOUBLE!!!
YAY!
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ok,a well almost
I got so excited
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
negative, adam
no ribs
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TAKE HIM OUT LOU!!
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he isa notso listening toa youa
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CRAP
BFOP, our poison!
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's go CY!!
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps CY can uncork
another single?
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yes
"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig
by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yesyes yesyes
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I called it!
YAYAYAYYAYAYAY!
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Call me getting an A on my finals
please and thank you
"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig
by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as Young doesn't GIDP
I’m going to be happy.
by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Screw that
I’m effing fired up! WOOOOOOOO!
by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES!!!!
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Big knock, BIG KNOCK!
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He probably wishes he had pitched to Wilson
by kdukat on May 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We should bat CY clean-up
instead of Kouz.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
First pitch, people
Just swing
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THE SQUEEZE!!
WHO ARE WE??
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
squeez! LOVE IT!
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A SQUEEZE!
HAHAHAHAH!
"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig
by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lilly looked like sh*t on that flip.
again, no Maddux.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where is the real Bud Black
and can you keep him there?
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lou has the classic
“who farted?!?” face
by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
rofl
Lilly’s faceplant is awesome
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I dont have DVR
Cany anyone get a clip in SUPER-slomo?
That would be damn skippy.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let me see what I can do
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 minutes
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh
2 MORE minutes
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
I tuned in to the game and the first things I see are CYs 2 run single and the squeeze.
by sixpakfrombelgium on May 24, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DO.NOT. TURN.TV.OFF.
Mmkay?
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry
I’m staying here till the hopefully not too bitter end
by sixpakfrombelgium on May 24, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...
Over at my in-laws place. My 4-year old daughter got a hold of a small little container of yellow paint. She promptly takes it out to the back deck and starts painting. I walk out and catch her full in the act…the whole “What are you thinking?” speech…blah, blah, blah. I’m all pissed off, I turn around to go into the house to get something to start cleaning up the mess and walk right into an outdoor light attached to the side of the house. My head hit that thing so f**king hard I damn near went down and out. It hurt like a bitch. UGH.
So long story short….if I start talking some crazy shit…you know, I start asking why Bochy is leaving Ashby for in so long…someone please call the proper authorities.
Afternoon, guys.
by Drama on May 24, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You are letting her paint the Lair yellow?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No kidding.
That’s not going to calm and relax the victims visitors.
by Drama on May 24, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hope you're better....
But when you see that Chris Young is 2-for-3 today (with two RBIs) and the Padres performed a successful suicide squeeze, it isn’t your head messing with you. It actually happened!
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, he isnt!
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The best thing to do
is fall asleep immediately after hitting your head so it can heal.
by soulSD on May 24, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That GIDP
was more like the Padres baseball I’m used to.
I like the brief hiatus from that, though.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CY
apparently, he’s no Greg Maddux, either.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
First multiple hit game for CY
per Corey on Twit
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CY is rollin
set em all down
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think it hit Young
it hit the rubber
by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know what would make me even happier right now?
Insurance!
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
from Agon
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leadoff double, babay
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice hack, Aid
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think we may be seeing the Cubs bully soon.
Awwwwwllll-riiiight!
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
walk or whack
we needs it
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SWEET! He needed that and so did we! I knew he was going to do it, he just missed that pitch earlier
in the count
by kdukat on May 24, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I shaved the
mustache before the game yesterday. glad its not having an effect.
by soulSD on May 24, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome!
Go Kouz!
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YAYYYYY
DOUBLE ZOOUZZER!
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's more like it, Kouz!
nice 2-bagger!
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
woo
Kouz and Aid trading places!!!
"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig
by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Double-double
Me getting hungrys!
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kouz hit a double with a runner in scoring position?
I’m heading to the E.R.
by Drama on May 24, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Would be cool
to give Heath an extra day off. (As much as I love watching him close out games.)
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nick!
Back to Bunting 101.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
there was an interview w/ Endy Chavez
before the Mariners broadcast this morning. He was telling us how to lay down a proper bunt. Problem was his accent is so thick, I understood about10% of what he actually said. I don’t think anyone can understand that dude. His teammates probably just shrug and agree, unless they speaka the spanich.
"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.
"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black
by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't believe Lilly is still in there.
Lou must have zero confidence in his ’pen.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Kouz
just when you start winning my heart back….
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here we go
Let’s see how fast I get a takedown
http://www.gaslampball.com/2009/5/24/885426/eckstein-suicide-squeeze-lilly
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
seriously, youre the efiing man
this is great.
by soulSD on May 24, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I beat Gameday Premium
lol
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome.
Hope it stays up. A Padres suicide squeeze. This is like finding video of the Sasquatch.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
only BETTER
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is awesome!
Thanks for doing that.
Now, all it needs is a sound effect, going “SPLAT!”
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm playing it AGAIN
Watching Cub futility can be fun.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is the most faceplantish facepants
I’ve ever seen.
There has got to be an imprint in the grass.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shame he got a little bit of chest down before
Not a clean landing
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ax...that is so cool.
For a second it looks like the ump catches it. Love it.
by Drama on May 24, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF
this is awful. Running ourselves out a big inning.
by Lancers46 on May 24, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The best part about this win streak ...
To read the UT nega-blogger posts as they continue to write with their venom and hate trying with all their might to convince all that will heed that the Padres still suck and that we should not attend any games.
by texpadre on May 24, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lets not get cocky
we all know this could turn bad at any moment.
by soulSD on May 24, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're right
We need to shove as much of this win streak up our nostrils as we can so we always remember how good it is.
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh, thanks for teh visual?
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do the same thing
when i get a good bag.
by soulSD on May 24, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bottom line : we are a quarter of the way through the season
and the Padres have played competitive baseball and after today will have the same winning percentage as the high priced Chicago Cubs
by texpadre on May 24, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And we can refer to them as a .500 ballclub
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
completely
I am just happy for entertaining baseball. Something I was not expecting.
by soulSD on May 24, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good eye!
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lol
that looked like a strike.
by sixpakfrombelgium on May 24, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hope WIlson can get on.
So CY can hit.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ouch
Lead halved
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
)*(&^(&*^(_&^*%#*)^%$R
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
crap crap crap crap crap
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damn
If chase had gotten there, he could have had it
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great.
Now we’ve awakened all the Cubs fans in the crowd.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SO many cubs fans!
isn’t vacation over yet?
by soulSD on May 24, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Was really hoping
CY could go at least 7 or 8 today. Our bullpen must be taxed.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dont wait too long, Buddy
CY is starting to look like an adventure.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
He’s been missing his spots since the 5th, or maybe earlier, but that’s when I noticed.
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think ideally they want him to finish the 7th because the pitcher's spot is due to lead off
otherwise he has to make a double switch
by kdukat on May 24, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Finish this inning CY...
…you’ve been great today.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Excellent
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phew.
That will be all, CY. You did well. (And thanks for the offense!)
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think they should let CY hit
He is better than anyone we have off teh bench.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nope its EGon
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or the little Gonzalez (even though he's older!)
by kdukat on May 24, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or Windmill Man!
watch him windup his bat!
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well it worked, take the double I will!
by kdukat on May 24, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm guessing
the Cubs are in their bullpen, too. We can get those runs back.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Negatory
Still Theodore Roosevelt Lilly
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
d'oh
yeah
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice rip, Edgar
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You hangy, me bangy
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!
Sorry, Lou…you’re going to have to go with Heilman!
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice bun, Eck
Give Nick a lesson or two on that.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Eck
does all the LITTLE things. See what I did there?
by soulSD on May 24, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Knocked him out
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good bunt, Eck.
Surprised he doesn’t have Post-traumatic stress disorder after getting drilled by that 91 MPH Zambrano pitch on his last attempted bunt.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We should pinch-hit Giles
Even a weak grounder to 2nd should plate Edgar.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Knock him in Hairy
"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.
"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black
by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
or no
"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.
"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black
by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Angels are coming back against the Dodgers, 4-3 with two men on, no outs in
the 7th, billingsley pitching
by kdukat on May 24, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like last night, reversed.
GO ANGELS!!!
I absolutely loathe Chad Billingsley.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well now they just tied it up, still two men on no outs
by kdukat on May 24, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aids walk
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Heilman
gave Scott two juicy ones, and he swang through both of them.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kouz needs to make him pay
Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Paybacks a beeyotch!!!
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You would have thought that the Cubs would have learned from walking a guy intentionally
the last time not to do it again.
by kdukat on May 24, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He actually looks like he's got an idea of what to do up there
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 RUN SHOT!!!!
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT!!!!!
"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.
"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black
by The Kipper on May 24, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Checking in!
Have to wait for my DVR to catch up
by SD Steve on May 24, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HECK YEA
KOOOOOOOZ!
"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig
by C8LIN B on May 24, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH HELL YEAH!
KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUZ!
by SD Steve on May 24, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AFTER INT WALK
SOME KINDA NICE
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I knew Heilman
couldn’t get through this without doing something stupid.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You put it on the board, YES!!!!
KOUZ!
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now I understand
why Pinella waited that long to go to the bullpen
by sixpakfrombelgium on May 24, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I give credit
to the ass-grabbing lady in the stands. She somehow transferred some kind of special powers into Kouz.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Best. Grab. Evar.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kouz was fired up
Man, you can see his whole face light up when he saw that pitch out of the hand.
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was huge shot for so many reasons!
Our bellpen needs the rest with trips to AZ and CO this week for starters
by SD Steve on May 24, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AND I have more good news...
The Angels just went up 5-4 in the 7th, Torre STILL hasn’t pulled Billingsley
by kdukat on May 24, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now, the only thing swirling the Glass Toilet
is the Cubs!
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy Crap
Luke in Again!!?? How about Perdomo right now.
by SD Steve on May 24, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wouldnt have used Luke here
with a 5-run lead.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but it's fun to watch him pitch. My guess he was the only one warming when the score was still
4-2 and they couldn’t get someone else ready fast enough
by kdukat on May 24, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love
watching the opposing pitchers after giving up a big homer like that. If you can, go back and watch Lilly after Kouz hits the ball. He knows immediately, and you can see the life instantly drain out of him.
When that happens, I can’t help but feel a tad sorry for the guy, but then I’m happy again when I see the score.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Player of the Game
Kouz, no doubt
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Sisterhood agrees
make it so
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or CY.
Pitching AND offense.
But yeah, Kouz really needed a game like this. Hope he’s fired up.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, except no postgame show today to do the voting, but we could vote here
by kdukat on May 24, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I second the nomination of Kouz!
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know I would vote that way for sure
by kdukat on May 24, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This rules.
I’ve been checking in periodically, still celebrating the last win this whole time.
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by TheThirdGonzalez on May 24, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know
It’s like the first 2 weeks all over again
by pasadenapadre on May 24, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, so either Gameday is REALLY slow or Aybar is having the longest AB EVER
against Billingsley STILL in the 6th
by kdukat on May 24, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Angels
just got past the Dodgers, 5-4. Hope they can hold it tonight.
by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently
Billingsley isn’t untouchable after all.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All right.
Who gets the mop-up?
by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It should be Cla
He hasnt pitche in over a week.
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think he can get three outs
without giving up 5?
by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burke?
He’s one of the good ones. And he’s worked a lot lately! Let him rest!
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1 away
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad Bell gets an extra off day.
He needs it. Nice to get an off-day for Mujica too.
by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Recent Cost cutting moves & dumpster diving
Dumping overpriced Khalil Greene for a live arm in Luke Gregerson looks like another KT gem.
Dumping Scott Linebrink a couple of years back (though Linebrink has had success) may also look pretty darn good when W. Inman pitches well at the MLB level (as soon as this year). If Thatcher can be effective again and/or Garrison can get healthy it’s icing on the cake.
Dumpster dive in landing Mujica looking good for KT as well.
What about KT’s landing of Scott Hairston for virtually nothing 2 years ago ? As well as getting Heath Bell for two fringe players.
by texpadre on May 24, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not thrilled
with Buddy’s pitching choices today.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he's forgotten about The Claw
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe there is another injury we don't know anything about
by kdukat on May 24, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Meredith is gone
when Adams gets back.
by Zach (maestro876) on May 24, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm good with that
as long as Adams is a golden as he was last season.
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well if that is the case, shouldn't you pitch him to promote him for trades? I can't wait till
Mike comes back, he was a great set up guy, if he is fully healthy and looks good, it will be awesome.
by kdukat on May 24, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I cant wait for Mike's return, either
He’s pitched in 2 Missions games for 2 innings so far.
2 hits, 4 strikeouts, 0 runs.
He’s been gone way too long.
Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who does Adams and Floyd replace ?
Adams replaces who ?
Floyd replaces Macias ? Though I am impressed with Macias’ approach at the plate one would think that he needs at bats everyday. Lets face it, in a limited sample, Macias seems like he is more polished than T.Gwynn Jr.
by texpadre on May 24, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
9 in a row! Triple sweep!

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by Axion on May 24, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The WGN announcers are dejected.
“I wanna go home.”
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know who my favorite rapper is?
Tech N9NE!!!!!!
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by TheThirdGonzalez on May 24, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FIVE HUNDRED!
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by TheThirdGonzalez on May 24, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We thought we'd never see it again!
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by Axion on May 24, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man
this is not a bitter end at all, what a great game and homestand. Also loved the big smile on Kooz’s face, let’s hope he stays hot on the road.
by sixpakfrombelgium on May 24, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NINE IS VERY FINE!!!
Come on, help us out, Angels!
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is ridiculous.
It’s had to temper the optimism after seeing these last nine games.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on May 24, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nine

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
by planetjeffy on May 24, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well this seems good.
Fire Bud Black!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on May 24, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, yes it was.
How is New York???
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by eastbaysd on May 24, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was watching Reed's homer again
(don’t know why), and noticed the jumbotron pic of him showed him with that highly unattractive “chin/neck” beard that Chad Gaudin used to have. Was that some kind of bizarre Chicago thing?
by Mr. Meadows on May 24, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just got home from the game.
Was a well played game. A Cubs fan in my section got his nose broke, or close to hit by a Padre fan. Looked like four Padres fans arrested, went on for awhile before any ushers or cops showed up.
This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman
by Padres_Hobo on May 24, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah i was there too
great game. fun times.
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by justdave on May 24, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perfect
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