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Brian Giles is 76.8% attractive

I was watching some show about the Golden Ratio of a human's face.  You are considered more beautiful, depending on how closely the dimensions of your face match the ratio

I decided to take the most attractive Padre, Brian Giles, and test the theory.

I didn't want to do all the calculations myself, so I found this website where you can upload a photo and then it tells you how attractive the person in the picture is based on the symmetry of certain points on your face.

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The results are in:

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The website is also able to tell you about the person's personality based on their looks.  The results are incredibly accurate, shockingly so.  Tell me they aren't talking about Brian Giles, no really, I dare you.

  • This laid-back style of living is fairly typical for him. At the same time he is far from lazy; instead, he is basically ready to do any work and may even take on too many projects at once.
  • This man is talented and truly gifted, but may not be as lucky in love. In love he can have a high sex drive but tends to cheat on his loved one, seeking affairs outside of his relationships.
  • This man knows exactly how to organize a project or an event to make it come together more smoothly.
  • This man likes physical contact, such as shaking hands and touching on the shoulder, arm and even knee; and yes, he is comfortable with hugging.
  • This man is disciplined and methodical and may be successful in life as a solid businessperson.
  • He can't go by a mirror without looking at his appearance.
  • He is ready to take charge and takes on greater and greater responsibility because it is natural for him. Promotions may be in order.
  • Yet inside he tends to feel conflicted, and this may result in bad moods or stress. Yoga, walking or light music may help to balance his psychological or spiritual energies and relax tension.
  • This man is physically active and energetic, always on the move. His stamina is endless.
  • He can experience fear in the face of new circumstances, situations or people.
  • No, he is not into the Container Store. He'd rather not store old things because they clutter up his comfort zone.
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    This statistical analysis suggests to me

    that we should be batting Giles 2nd.

    Or 3rd.

    Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
    Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

    by Axion on Apr 8, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

    I'm more attractive than giles

    give me a contract

    Isaac Brock is my Morrissey

    by CurbEnthusiasm on Apr 8, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

    Wow, that is frighteningly accurate

    "If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself." - Bob Dylan

    by JollyWaffle on Apr 8, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

    Ok, let's take a cue from The Office

    And go with a Hillary Swank debate. I say hot.

    by matto619 on Apr 8, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

    Not hot.

    Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall -- and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres. - Jerry Coleman

    by Padres_Hobo on Apr 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

    Is that the Million Dollar Baby Hillary or

    the Boy’s Don’t Cry Hillary?

    A day at the ballpark is better than a day at the therapist

    by wishfulthinking on Apr 8, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

    Added bullet points

    just to make it easier to read.

    by jbox on Apr 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

    it rated me too high on the attractiveness thing i think

    but on awesomeness it was dead on.

    "I suggest more bike" ~KSK

    www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com
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    by justdave on Apr 8, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

    Apparently I married up

    my wife was over 80% while I was at 75%, don’t tell her, she still thinks I’m hot.

    A day at the ballpark is better than a day at the therapist

    by wishfulthinking on Apr 8, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

    Ok,

    so after trying out some of the shared photos I wasn’t to impressed with the accuracy. Maybe I’m not 75 % beautiful, but my money makes me 100% attractive. I’ll go with that for awhile.

    A day at the ballpark is better than a day at the therapist

    by wishfulthinking on Apr 8, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

    im going to just come out with it and say

    David Eckstein is the padres new beef cake.

    by dirtballer on Apr 8, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

    Coencidence?


    Isaac Brock is my Morrissey

    by CurbEnthusiasm on Apr 8, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

    Can we do this with jbox?

    Or maybe Dex’s butt?

    I want to thank the good Lord for making me a Philip Rivers fan.

    by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Apr 8, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

    jbox and Dbutt

    Don’t think it would come out too good. It is designed to analyze faces, and Dex’s butt is anything but a symetrical face. The jbox picture would have to be from exactly straight on, or him being 2D would screw up the software.

    by Orel on Apr 9, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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