Open Thread, 4/7/2009: Padres vs Them Darn Dodgers
Los Angeles Dodgers at San Diego Padres, Apr 7, 2009 7:05 PM PDT
I heard from a bird that tonight's victory is guaranteed. That bird's name? Dex.
Don't even think twice about it. It is what it is. Chris Young vs whoever. GUARANTEED VICTORY.
Tony Gwynn says that true fans show up to the ballpark the day after opening day. Borderline fans show up on Gaslamp Ball that day. I like the idea of being "borderline". It implies that I'm crazy, that I livenear a geographic border and that I don't care as much as I probably should.
It's very descriptive.
GO PADRES!!! BE THE BORDER!!!!
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feels like i'm going to lose my mind
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
GL
Go Pads. Watch out for that Wolf though. He has been around the block a few times.
Scan's keys to the game
might be the most insightful baseball analysis on the air. By watching this I’ve learned that you not only need a strong defense, but a good offense as well.
They must be thinking Left and Right can help him cover.
"2009 Padres.....Yeah, we're still here.
by Boilermaker19 on Apr 7, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
My favorite porno from the early eighties.
by notsotricky on Apr 7, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
bye bye Manny
I love it when he fails
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
I've been blogging about the Pad Squad all day today
1 comment. Gaslamp Ballers not very big fans of the squad.
Maybe there's enough of your fixation to spread around.
"2009 Padres.....Yeah, we're still here.
by Boilermaker19 on Apr 7, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, yes we are!
we took pics with 2 Pad Squad dudes on Fan Day.
Plus sis and I talked to Andre on Fan Day. Plus, we hearted him running after cars on Opening Day.
Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.
nice inning guys
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
nice play by Khal--er, Luis
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
We don't need Khalil
he never would have caught that fly ball in the 1st. As soon as it was hit he’d stare at the ground, kick some dirt and get all emo instead of running like a wild man afte that ball.
december
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Admittedly
I am more tuned into the Blazers game than this game right now.
I don’t even know how I became a basketball fan.
Heretic!
"2009 Padres.....Yeah, we're still here.
by Boilermaker19 on Apr 7, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Padres! Down with teh Suck today!
BEAT LA! BEAT LA! BEAT LA!
Beat the dirty, stinkin rotten Doyeurs!!!
GO CY!
Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.
Theres more than one now?
This is like my 7th grade dance all over again. Ill be on the other side of the room.
Heck yeah! Maybe he DID hear me, I scared my dog half to death screaming!
by kdukat on Apr 7, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Who Kouz or my dog? HeHe, you already know I kind of gave Kouz a hug this week
My doggie is a girl, actually.
by kdukat on Apr 7, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
My feed is a little behind.
Triple? Someone did just win a pillow case though!
by ABY on Apr 7, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm back
Blazers win and Pads score. What a great few moments I’ve just had. I’ll crack a beer in celebration.
My Spurs won
so the Padres HAVE to win now.
I want the bifecta of winnage.
Chicks Dig a Low ERA Bullpen.
bifecta of winnage?? Is that an easybay original term?
by kdukat on Apr 7, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
"easybay"

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Hey guys
Just wanted to check in and say yo. Been busy lately.
I’m also not in full baseball mode yet. Ducks are clinging to a possible playoff spot, so that’s taking most of my attention (see what taking Khalil off the team does to my attention span?)
CY is the man
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
teh* man
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
There is absolutely
nothing more soul crushing than losing Opening Day when there are that many Dodger fans at our home opener.
Incidentally, I saw an official, MLB sanctioned “Los Doyers” shirt.
I wasn’t sure if I should laugh or vomit.
I think
that umpire is Giles’ girlfriend’s lawyer
rally time!!!!!!!
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
I don't mind it
nearly as much as I did last year.
And wow, what a nice call he got on the 1-0 pitch to Kouz.
Is there
a Mets uniform under Kouz’s Padres uniform? They should play “Under Pressure” whenever he comes up to bat.
Manny's helmet came off!
I’m surprised
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
It's so cute! He's such daft little prankster!
Manny can go masticate a phallus. Seriously.
by Phantom on Apr 7, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
way to avoid breaking the no cussing rule
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It's just incredibly galling
having to listen to someone like Vin Scully defend any of Manny’s obnoxious habits as harmless and zany.
Yeah
I wasn’t expecting him to OK that move
by matthewverygood on Apr 7, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Hundley
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
If only Eckstein was 2 feet taller
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
I imagine
it will be said a lot
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Padres
Please note LA’s actions with men on the bases. They may be the scourge of dignity, but the Dodgers do have an adequate approach in this situation.
Your pal,
Phantom
P.S. I miss my shortstop. He’s already got 3 RBI.
boring so far
I really liked Matty
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll get my first listen to him this weekend
As of now, just Vin Scully for me
by matthewverygood on Apr 7, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
sell it at
sdrallystick dot com, I think. Probably petco too, since they have the inflatable sticks there.
Never actually seen it
just know that he’s in it.
Consequently, I have seen Wicker Park and he was pretty good in that.
apparently
you need to be more specific
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
So rude of her
to talk with her mouth full
by The Kipper on Apr 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
enough guys
I can’t rec every comment!
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Not with that attitude
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
somebody paid blake off
maybe i’m giving him too much credit, but that looked like he could’ve at least stopped that ball properlike.
LETS DO IT PADRES
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
Giles went to Rubio's after the game
He told them he likes his fish tacos like he likes his women… lightly battered.
by jbox on Apr 7, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
The Savior
saves!!!
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
So good
to hear “Beat LA” with some heart to it. By the way, anybody see the beach towels for this year? Its a CA license plate that says BEAT LA.
by Phantom on Apr 7, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
that is awesome
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasn't the prettiest sac
but it will work.
And yeah, that is most definitely what she said.
by Phantom on Apr 7, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I would lick his face
If his face were scoop of ice cream on a cone.
by Dex on Apr 7, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This
is why girls don’t stay around here for very long.
by soulSD on Apr 7, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That
…and the no-pants rule after the 7th inning stretch.
by Drama on Apr 7, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't know we were supposed to wait that long
(putting thong back on)
by The Kipper on Apr 7, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
still here too
it’s much more fun to ‘watch’ games with the GLB boys than without them, thongs and all.
too easy
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Hooray!
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
I did hear that now that I think of it
I wonder if Ch4 will not go to commercial and show the first one if this goes that way
by kdukat on Apr 7, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Blow You Away
by Breaking Benjamin. I heard him describing his entrance the other day, and it apparently will incorporate the 300 intro and lead into the song.
Great thread guys!
Gotta take off. Feeling pretty good after scoring four and Dex guaranteed the victory… Hasta manyana.
boom, roasted!
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
Three cheers for Edwin!
Hip hip, hooray!
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
and his hat stayed on!
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
manny is going to be pissed...
trade request being prepared by agent as we type…
mission accomplished.
time for teh Heat
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
Heat's Entrance
Music barely loud enough to hear across the street…..SOOOO unlike Hell’s Bell’s!!
"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec
entrance music is
Blow Me Away by Breaking Benjamin
by icaughthundleys#4 on Apr 7, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTjnhS96Nyo
"Wow. Sounds like someone didn’t get excepted.." - our beloved Tec
I was thinking the same thing, even though technically it will be his third save if he gets it
maybe they didn’t want to jinx it?
by kdukat on Apr 7, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
yossha!
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
Mienkiewiz (or whatever)
apparentky subscribes to the Vlad Guerrero approach of batting with no gloves.
K
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
The bullpen has been really encouraging so far.
"If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself." - Bob Dylan
jesus
used the wood for carpentry, not for baseball
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Padres Victory Haiku
First win of Oh Nine
All year will I cherish thee
The tall guy looked sharp
by RBS on Apr 7, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
H*LL YEAH HEAT!!!!
way to start your career as a closer!
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
I'm gonna
go to Valley View Casino and spend my unemployment check!!!!
by notsotricky on Apr 7, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
20,000 people there tonight
wow
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Apr 7, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
I talked to Scan at fan day
mentioned GLB, told him to be here. He has an iPhone, too. We’re gonna be buds.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Good times
It’s nice to get a PAdre win. It’s even nicer to Chris Young back in regular form….. he worried me this Spring Training.
by rubenriverarocks on Apr 7, 2009 11:29 PM PDT reply actions
Awesome game
Bullpen really stepped up and held down the lead, hopefully we have several options for the 6/7/8th now.
After seeing such a solid win, i may be too superstitious to attend another OT thread, oh my, so conflicted!
But so much win!
DUDE!
What a game to miss! Darnit. And of course, MLB.tv doesn’t have the archives up — not for another week, my guess. And what a game thread to miss! Pout
Love ya’ll. You kill me. Hard to explain the giggles to my cubby buddies this morning….
Capri. Denial. It's a sweet sweet place; come join me....

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