Jody Gerut calls television "The Glass Toilet"

by jbox on Apr 15, 2009 3:25 PM PDT Comment 11 comments

XX Sports Radio: Jody Gerut Interview (MP3)

Playing at Bailout Ballpark is like walking the strip in Vegas. It's very colorful, loud, big and guady. No mention if it smells like puke.
The Mets may need to rely on pitching and defense because the ballpark plays huge and may shrink power numbers.
Ball players need to adjust their game depending on which ballpark they play in.
Gerut as a hitter would prefer to play in a bandbox like Cincinnati.
Gerut's cell phone battery died because he had so many messages after he hit the first home run in Bailout Ballpark.
Gerut saw Anthony Michael Hall, Geoffrey Rush and five character actors that were in Law and Order. Gerut got hooked on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit BIG TIME!
Gerut calls television "The Glass Toilet" because all you see is crap and it makes you sit for long periods of time passively.
He has a lot of respect for Jackie Robinson breaking the color barrier. It's a major part of U.S. history in the 20th century.
Hat tip to Darren Smith and Coach John Kentera

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Then that makes the Internet... what?

Thin-Film Transistor Liquid Crystal Display Cesspool?

Other suggestions, GO!

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by Axion on Apr 15, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

If television is a toilet

then the internet might be leaking sewer pipes.

by jbox on Apr 15, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

the plastic outhouse?

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by justdave on Apr 15, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I feel like the toilet might be a limitation for this scenario

Let’s really open it up.

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by Axion on Apr 15, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Fiber-Optic Gloryhole?

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Apr 15, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs

Now we're cooking!

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by Axion on Apr 15, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

eek

(rec)

by Dalton on Apr 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The walls are high in a bunch of places which will result in fewer HRs, but they’ll still be doubles. And all that space out there will turn more doubles into triples, singles into doubles and let guys take an extra base a few more times a year. I don’t think it’ll be much more of a pitcher’s park than Shea was, but it will have less HRs for sure.

Memo to baseball managers: You manufacture runs by NOT making outs, not by making them on purpose.

by Wonko on Apr 15, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs