Things Padres Fans like
- The Padres
- Complaining about the Padres
- Threatening to cancel season tickets they never actually owned
- Counter threatening the Padres "So move the team! See if I care"
- The Pad Squad
- Wondering if Steve Garvey's number should really be retired
- Dressing their pets in Padres gear
- Fish Tacos
- Players who grew up in San Diego
- Cheap hot dogs
- Free give away items at the ballpark
- The Compadres Club
- Planning for championships 10 years in the future
- Unicorns and Rainbows
- Old Padres colors and uniforms
- Theme nights at the ballpark
- Jerry Coleman and listening to what he did today
- The Military
- Tony Gwynn
- Beers that cost less than $9
- 1984 and 1998
- Beating the Dodgers
- Being the underdog
- Modest players
- Nerds in our Front Office
- Doing other outdoor activities instead of going to Padres games
- Wearing flip flops
- Palm Trees
- Players who will play for "the San Diego Discount"
- The San Diego Chicken
- Great players playing their twilight years in San Diego
- Doing the Wave
- Playing games between innings on the Vision Board
- Blogging
- Pretending that a big name player will come to San Diego
- Advancing to the Post Season
- Mark Grant. "Anybody on Earth that doesn't like Mark Grant... They got... They got problems."
Keep this list going I just ran out.
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Players with fun names like Bip Roberts and Randy Ready
by MarshmeloMartinez on Mar 4, 2009 2:28 PM PST reply actions
Gimme back my Compadres Club

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Hanging stars on babies
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Mar 4, 2009 3:35 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
i wonder
what heaths intro song will be, i hope he has some fun with it.
Bud Black, if nothing else, he's even keel.
I wondered what this "Jalapeno handshake" was
until I finally read the Cheapskate’s guide to a Padre’s game today, which is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read on GLB.
um hell yes
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
Arriving before the 3rd inning and staying beyond the 7th inning.
by 'Eaters on Mar 4, 2009 5:00 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
Tailgate parties with Ron Mexico
:(
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Mar 4, 2009 6:24 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
ugh
"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
Putting stuff in Dex's butt.
"We're not going to be as bad as you think."
by Drama on Mar 4, 2009 6:56 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
Dolphin porn.
"We're not going to be as bad as you think."
by Drama on Mar 4, 2009 6:57 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
Firing hitting coaches.
"We're not going to be as bad as you think."
by Drama on Mar 4, 2009 6:59 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
Team Mexico
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Mar 4, 2009 7:08 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Making lists that end up being similar to a list written about 12 days ago
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Mar 4, 2009 7:10 PM PST reply actions 10 recs
stankin up my section with garlic fries
"I suggest more bike" ~KSK
www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com
www.drinkerswithawritingproblem.blogspot.com
by justdave on Mar 4, 2009 7:12 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Reminding Cubs fans about 1984
any time they ever try to gloat about anything.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Mar 4, 2009 7:14 PM PST reply actions 7 recs
Rec'd
I made a ‘1908’ shirt for a Cubs game a few years ago.

by 'Eaters on Mar 4, 2009 8:42 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
I did my part.
That is awesome.
I got my friend Shane a Cubs jersey shirt for Kwanzaa or whatever and, since I have to be an ass even when I’m being nice, I made the name “NINETEEN” and the number “84”.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Mar 4, 2009 9:22 PM PST up reply actions 6 recs
Brilliant.
"We're not going to be as bad as you think."
by Drama on Mar 4, 2009 9:28 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Then make it green, person.
www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Mar 4, 2009 11:10 PM PST up reply actions
HOME RUN GARVEY!
Brady Hoke, Al Borges, and Rocky Long. Aztec football is back!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Mar 4, 2009 10:41 PM PST up reply actions
When visiting San Diego
Staying @ the OMNI and taking the sky bridge (or whatever the hell you want to call it) over to a Padres game.
" (Stewie) Wait a minute. Germany is building WMD's? Then, why doesn't America go in there and kick their a$$e$? (Brian) I don't know. Maybe it's because they don't have any oil? (Stewie) Ohhhhhhh. Clap, clap, clap, clap, claaaaap. "
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Mar 4, 2009 9:18 PM PST reply actions
watching bombs die in right field
by trade*for*trevor*cahill on Mar 4, 2009 11:39 PM PST reply actions
1. Hating on Sandy Alderson
2. Talking smack about Sandy Alderson
3. Blaming Sandy Alderson
4. Blogging about how much they hate Sandy Alderson
5. Wishing Sandy Alderson were fired
6. Hoping Sandy Alderson quits
7. Waiting for Sandy Alderson to resign
8. Praying that Sandy Alderson becomes a failure
9. Letting the Union Tribune know how they feel about Sandy Alderson via SignonSanDiego.com
10. Taking their pets to the ballpark
Brady Hoke, Al Borges, and Rocky Long. Aztec football is back!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Mar 5, 2009 12:27 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
All this green
It looks like a Shrek’s piss in here.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Mar 5, 2009 8:13 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
Harrison caught something?
Hmm...a financial panther?
by friarinchicago on Mar 5, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Kerry!
Oh, man we’ve missed you! You’re a sight for sore…
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Gross
I wouldn’t go fishing with a man after that.
(I’m sure he’s a great guy, all due respect.)
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Jim Leyritz and every post season HR he hit in 98
T shirt guns
The Swinging Friar
Jack Murphy/Qualcomm stadium
Jon Daniels – Rangers GM
Lemonade
by BeantownComPadre on Mar 5, 2009 10:48 AM PST reply actions
Wait...
Who actually wonders if Garveys number should be retired? I mean, it was clever and all to put that at #6, but I don’t think there is any question that it should not be retired.

























