An Open Letter from Matt Bush to East County Padres "Fans"

by Dex on Feb 6, 2009 7:58 AM PST

Hey bitches,

It's me! Matt F__kin' Bush! F__k East County!

Man, I'm so glad to be rid of you bitches. I didn't know that people East of the 5 were legally allowed to be Padres fans. F__k those East County turds!

I'M MATT F__KIN' BUSH!!! BOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!

I totally pwn this place. I'm Matt muthaf__kin' Bush. What, you don't know who I am?

Of course you know who I am. You weren't supposed to answer that question, dipsh_t. It's what they call a retardical question. I asked it cause if you didn't know the answer, You're a retard. That's why it's retardical.

See how stupid you are? I told you I didn't need no college. I didn't need no high school either. All it is is p___y freshman that are so easy so smash. Just to prove it, I smashed up some freshmen just this weekend before driving over their weak little Lacrossdresser sticks.

You see what I did there? That's called a... it's a... Whatever. It's an English language thing. WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS ONE FOR ENGLISH!?!?! EFF EAST COUNTY!!!

Anyways. I don't got time to write no more. I'm gonna go get trashed on some hard lemonade and key any car I see with a East county license plate.

F__k y'all,

Matt F__kin' Bush

P.S. F__k everydboy who works in the service industry.

P.P.S. F__k Arizona and eveyrbody in Grossmont Union High SChool District.

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Absolutely brilliant

by Phantom on Feb 6, 2009 8:03 AM PST reply actions

Retardical

that’s like my new favorite word…

552

by wrveres on Feb 6, 2009 8:22 AM PST reply actions

Awesome!

WAR Grossmont Union High School District!

by Grey Suit on Feb 6, 2009 8:31 AM PST reply actions 1 recs

Go Eagles!!

A witness, who requested his name not be used because of the ongoing police investigation, said Bush was drunk, threw a golf club into the dirt, picked up and threw a freshman lacrosse player and hit another one.

Tommy John surgery is AWESOME.

"We're not going to be as bad as you think."

by Drama on Feb 6, 2009 8:48 AM PST reply actions

Freshamn

are like 13 years old and probably weigh 140lbs….I think he is going to spend some good time in south county……

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Feb 6, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions

omg drama!

"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."

by freelunch on Feb 6, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions

omg freelunch!

Brady Hoke, Al Borges, and Rocky Long. Aztec football is back!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Feb 6, 2009 7:25 PM PST up reply actions

omg sdsuaztec4!

"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."

by freelunch on Feb 6, 2009 7:37 PM PST up reply actions

Giles is gonna be pissed that Bush was disrespecting his school

Does Giles fight men?

by jbox on Feb 6, 2009 8:57 AM PST reply actions 5 recs

With apologies to the great Ben Folds...

“Song for the Bust…”

So you wanted
To get all drunk
toss a golf club and
a frosh…
Well f**k you too!

Give me my money back
Give me my money back
You bitch
I want my money back
(and dont forget to give
me back my number one pick)

Wish we hadn’t picked you over
Pedroia, Weaver
and Stephen Drew

Give me my money back
Give me my money back
You bitch
I want my money back
And don’t forget…

"We're not going to be as bad as you think."

by Drama on Feb 6, 2009 9:13 AM PST reply actions 3 recs

Great person. Great player. Great reflection on the organization.

Thanks, Matt, for being ready to fill in right behind Khalil. Really appreciate your work ethic these last few years…staying out of trouble, trying to just keep your head down and play the game.

Fantastic.

This season will be AMAZING.

by goose1 on Feb 6, 2009 10:44 AM PST reply actions