Recently I voiced my dissatisfaction with Scott Hairston playing for Mexico in the WBC. I'd just like to issue a public apology to both Mexico and Scott Hairston.

I am probably the last one to arrive at this party, but I just discovered that Ruben Rivera is playing for Team Mexico in the Caribbean Series.

I had no idea things had gotten so bad. I'm deeply sorry, Mexico. You can have all the Hairstons you need.