One Million Visits
Any minute now, Gaslamp Ball will welcome its one millionth visit. At the time of this writing, we're a little over 500 visits away. Officially, if you count the stuff from PFS76, we hit a million a week or two ago, but we like celebrating random milestones.
I imagine the person making the one millionth visit will probably not realize that anything special is happening, and indeed maybe it's not that special. It's just a number.
Maybe this person will be a regular reader and is just checking to see if there's anything new to be seen. Maybe the person will be brand new. What if the person's a Dodgers fan? Ugh. Maybe the person will be somebody who's just discovering the site via Yahoo. Welcome, to all you Yahoo visitors, btw. Thanks for stopping by.
Or maybe, we'll get to 999,999 visits or something really close and then people will all stop coming at once. Like Greg Maddux's 350th win or Sam Rice finishing just shy of 3,000 hits.
In any case, it feels like a big number for a blog written by and for, so called, "fairweather" fans. If we're so fairweather, then what are we still doing here and how did so many people decide to show up over the course of four years of blogging?
The answer is simple: We kinda didn't realize what we were doing and it just happened.
Kinda like college or when you suddenly take a look around and wonder, "How did I end up driving this Miata? What brought me to this point? I wasn't trying to end up in a Miata and yet here I am."
Maybe the Padres will pull something similar off for the 2009 season. Maybe if we don't think about it too hard and just leave glimmers of hope, the Padres will prove all the doubters wrong and hit some milestone and we'll all kinda wonder how they managed to do it.
Probably not, but... you know... worth hoping.
In any case, here's to our one millionth visitor, whoever you may be and here's to hoping the next million visitors are as good times as the first million were.
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Does it count if I just refresh over and over again?
Brady Hoke, Al Borges, and Rocky Long. Aztec football is back!
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Feb 25, 2009 11:16 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
That's the problem
Visits is a horrible metric. How many unique visitors has the site had?
Even more important – how much $ has the site generated?
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx
by planetjeffy on Feb 26, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Now now now
No reason to ask for statistics that are going to make the boys feel bad.
It’s like seeing a 0.00 ERA and then asking “But how many innings have they pitched? What’s the strikes to balls ratio? How many players got on base?” That’s just being a downer. LOL.
Capri. Denial. It's a sweet sweet place; come join me....
by Demoira on Feb 26, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You're right....what the heck....let's celebrate a million somethings
and speaking of statistics, the Padres are tied for first.
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
Groucho Marx
by planetjeffy on Feb 26, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Do I
get a prize? Because it was me.
DODGERS, RED SOX, YANKEES, BRONCOS, PATRIOTS and RAIDERS all suck. Especially the Dodgers.
by LJbumfool on Feb 26, 2009 7:00 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
First visitor should
be the millionth visitor
Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!
by thenerdhater on Feb 26, 2009 7:03 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Kind of like when I found myself living in a shotgun shack...
(Beat you to it, Drama.)
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Feb 26, 2009 9:13 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Congrats GLB!
Where’s my door prize?
Capri. Denial. It's a sweet sweet place; come join me....
by Demoira on Feb 26, 2009 10:08 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
999,876
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5!!!!
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Feb 26, 2009 10:10 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
999,881
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Feb 26, 2009 10:12 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
when will it happen
"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
by Ron Mexico on Feb 26, 2009 10:50 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Now
"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
by Ron Mexico on Feb 26, 2009 10:50 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
are we there yet?
"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
by Ron Mexico on Feb 26, 2009 10:50 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
999,944

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Feb 26, 2009 10:50 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I just open and cllosed my browser 20 times
"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
by Ron Mexico on Feb 26, 2009 10:52 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
999,955
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Feb 26, 2009 10:57 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Have to be there now,
I just logged in 40 times or so
"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
by Ron Mexico on Feb 26, 2009 11:04 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Load the homepage, go somewhere else, come back
Rinse, repeat.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Feb 26, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
999,967
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Feb 26, 2009 11:07 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
What's taking so long???
Capri. Denial. It's a sweet sweet place; come join me....
by Demoira on Feb 26, 2009 11:08 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
TWSS
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Feb 26, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
999,984
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Feb 26, 2009 11:19 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
999,997
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Feb 26, 2009 11:26 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
999,999!!!!
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Feb 26, 2009 11:27 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
1,000,000!!!!!
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Feb 26, 2009 11:27 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Feb 26, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This is like
taking a picture of your odometer when it hits 100k…except this engine is just getting revved up (in my Pacino voice)
Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!
by thenerdhater on Feb 26, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Photosensitive Seizure Warning
A very small percentage of people may experience a seizure when exposed to certain visual images, including flashing lights or patterns that may appear in video games. Even people who have no history of seizures or epilepsy may have an undiagnosed condition that can cause these “photosensitive epileptic seizures” while watching a party hard.
These seizures may have a variety of symptoms, including lightheadedness, altered vision, eye or face twitching, jerking or shaking of arms or legs, disorientation, confusion, or momentary loss of awareness. Seizures may also cause loss of consciousness or convulsions that can lead to injury from falling down or striking nearby objects.
Immediately stop partying hard and consult a doctor if you experience any of these symptoms. Parents should watch for or ask their children about the above symptoms – children and teenagers are more likely than adults to experience these seizures.
The risk of photosensitive epileptic seizures may be reduced by taking the following precautions:
* Party hard in a well-lit room
* Do not party hard when you are drowsy or fatigued
If you or any of your relatives have a history of seizures or epilepsy, consult a doctor before partying hard.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Feb 26, 2009 11:33 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
PARTY HARD!



Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Feb 26, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks
for the flashback. Scroll down the page for your complimentary seizure.
by The Kipper on Feb 26, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
At least
This one came with a warning.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
by Axion on Feb 26, 2009 6:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Okay everybody
let’s head over to Uncommon Sportsman and get it up to 1M visits! Follow me!
Guys? Where’d everybody go?
by jbox on Feb 26, 2009 11:41 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
crickets chirping
"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
by Ron Mexico on Feb 26, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like one of those banner ads
I’ve been the 1,000,000th visitor dozens of times. :-)
by Brendan Scolari on Feb 27, 2009 12:23 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

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