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Jay Posner disguises news behind NASCAR

Jay Posner took the time to write this article about how NASCAR is going to take on the Oscars for TV ratings. Now when I read that headline, I do an xbox360 and walk the other direction, but hidden within this husky exterior, I found this:

(By the way, Cox will launch MLB Network HD on Monday on Channel 770, with CNBC HD moving to Channel 762.)

So I was all like, "cool, HD is pretty awesome," and I made one of these:

 

But then my eyes went further down to find this delicious gem:

Good news for afternoon listeners of XX Sports Radio – if there are any left. The station starts airing Padres games Thursday. That means the talk-show schedule must be altered to make room. For afternoon games, Darren Smith will come on after the game until 5 p.m., leaving just two hours instead of four for Brown's Bozos. Nothing official yet, but the same is likely to be true during the regular season, with the unlistenable part of the day generally coming from 2-4 p.m.

Wooooo! We made it through the long winter! Games, people, GAMES!

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