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Vote for Pad Squad Amanda to represent the San Diego Chargers at the Super Bowl

Pad Squad Amanda is a die hard Charger Fan.  You should probably vote for her.

I'm hesitant to use the full power of the Gaslamp Ball to alter events.

We don't know enough about Mass Consciousness to experiment without careful consideration and deep thought. 

Some people believe that our reality is determined by a collective unconsciousness. Mass Consciousness is when a large group of people focus on altering an event and creating a new mass reality.  As far fetched as this might sound, some believe that with enough concentration by enough people we can change weather, ending droughts, altering the course of hurricanes or alter space and time!

Of course man should not fool with powers they don't fully understand and these experiments can easily backfire and create catastrophic destruction.  It is highly risky proposition to even consider such an experiment. 

Pad_squad2_mediumGaslamp Ball has only walked this razor's edge once before.  We asked you all to vote for Pad Squad Carrie when she wanted to be a model for Deal or No Deal.  Amazingly she finished as runner up.  Then we became drunk with power and asked you all to focus on Carrie walking around in a bikini in the Miss USA competition.  For some reason you were easily convinced.  Again she finished as runner up.  I think some of us have Attention Deficit Disorder because it seems we're only good for 2nd place.

In any case we learned our lesson.  We had tried to bring fortune and glory upon the Padres and Carrie and yet it led to greed, pain, suffering and a touch of fortune and glory.  Our intentions were noble, but we knew not what we were doing and  propelled her to stardom and plagued her with scandal.

We swore that we would never again be convinced to open Pandora's box. Never again!  It's too risky!

 
So on an unrelated topic, I got an email from Pad Squad Amanda.  You're not going to believe this, she's in a competition for a chance to represent San Diego and the Chargers at the Super Bowl.  The contest started with 200,000 contestants and now miraculously Amanda is in the final 8!  I don't think I'm allowed to take credit for that, but I'm considering it anyway. They flew her out to New York and had her and the others shoot commercials and do other promotional stuff.

If she wins she gets a monetary reward, to call a play at the Pro Bowl, attend the coin flip at the Super Bowl and announce a Chargers draft pick.

Vote for Amanda Cameron at the Director of NFL Department of Fandemonium.  You can vote once a day and each time you do you are registering for a chance to attend the Super Bowl yourself, so you got that going for you.

She's in 7th place right now and there's a weird old dude who is a Miami fan in the lead.  Who's voting for this guy over a cute Pad Squadder?  Not you!

Focus the power of the Gaslamp Ball!

VOTE NOW! 

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Where's Chrissy Russo?

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
Representing the San Diego State University Aztecs, home of the 2009 College Cheerleading National Champions in the all women's division.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Dec 29, 2009 1:06 AM PST reply actions  

Use the power wisely

It also eventually led to the Carrie sex tape revelation. I hope that one day Chrissy Russo will ask the Gaslamp Ballers for help; who knows where that will lead.

by anthony on Dec 29, 2009 7:20 AM PST reply actions  

My guess is

it will lead to you being trapped in a burlap sack in Thailand as a little person repeatedly kicks you. You best hope Chrissy never asks for GLB help.

by SDPads_1 on Dec 29, 2009 7:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Let me just say

Pad Squad Amanda owes me big time for this vote. I went there to vote thinking it would be super easy but then they ask for all this info. After a quick sigh I give the info (I mean have you ever typed your e-mail address & birth date before? It’s very exhausting!). THEN it takes you to yet another page and asks for even more info so you can sign up. I mean this is cutting into my “being a lazy SOB time” big time…..but once again since she’s a Pad Squadder so I give up the info once again. Good luck Pad Squad Amanda you got my vote.

by SDPads_1 on Dec 29, 2009 7:46 AM PST reply actions  

I voted for her.

But now I’ve got a bad feeling like she’s going to end up as the national poster child for racial segregation or the leader of a cult that thinks the bible should be the only book allowed in school or Sarah Palin’s 2012 running mate.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Dec 29, 2009 8:22 AM PST reply actions  

She has weird bird legs

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Dec 29, 2009 9:13 AM PST reply actions  

and i'm assuming you have lovely sculpted super thighs?

there’s something about glass houses and throwing stones here ax…

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.throughbucknerslegs.com

by justdave on Dec 29, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

the thighs aren't the problem

and I’m spoiled because Chrissy Russo has elevated my expectations.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Dec 29, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

(but i did laugh)

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.throughbucknerslegs.com

by justdave on Dec 29, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

douchebag/pua pro-tip

that’s a “neg.” Now she has to love me because I insulted her.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Dec 29, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Clueless DB

You are clueless…insulting a women is not the way to heart. Lets see a picture of you….I am sure you are GQ model with a perfect body….right???

by AmandaC12 on Dec 30, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Picture of Axion

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
Representing the San Diego State University Aztecs, home of the 2009 College Cheerleading National Champions in the all women's division.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Dec 30, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahah

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.throughbucknerslegs.com

by justdave on Dec 30, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

You shit

That was my father.

You know this is me:

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Dec 30, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

and these are my legs

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Dec 30, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That was my intention, madam.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Dec 30, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I voted for her

But only because of the Padres connection. Technically, I should have voted for the Colts fan, seeing as I live in Indiana, and the Colts are much more likely to be in the Super Bowl, but the Colts fan had that scowl, and I could really give a rat’s ass about football.
What’s the countdown to pitchers and catchers report?

"And now for something completely different"

by Boilermaker19 on Dec 29, 2009 1:10 PM PST reply actions  

It’s like 6 weeks

Pitchers and Catchers Report (2010) in 47 days!!!!

Players Report (2010) in 50 days!!!!

Opening Day (2010) in 98 days!!!!

I'm the first person to admit that I'm wrong about a lot of things, but I'm going to be the last person to admit I'm wrong about what we're currently talking about.

by Wonko on Dec 29, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

wait whoa whoa wait

MUCH more likely?

drugs are bad, even if you are stuck in Indiana…

:)

"I suggest more bike" ~KSK

www.throughbucknerslegs.com

by justdave on Dec 29, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Good choice Boilmaker!

Good choice in voting for me…but we will see who makes it to the Super Bowl! I think this is the year!!

by AmandaC12 on Dec 29, 2009 2:07 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Hey look at that

GLB makes a post….you move up one spot in the standings to #6. Coincidence? Probably.

Good luck Amanda.

by SDPads_1 on Dec 29, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Slow and steady

I am moving up slow and steady so I don’t startle anyone!

by AmandaC12 on Dec 29, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Just like the tortoise and the hare?

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
Representing the San Diego State University Aztecs, home of the 2009 College Cheerleading National Champions in the all women's division.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Dec 30, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTbd0Ncsyus

"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers

by jodes0405 on Dec 30, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

Pretty sure the Colts have no chance to beat Chargers.

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
Representing the San Diego State University Aztecs, home of the 2009 College Cheerleading National Champions in the all women's division.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Dec 30, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

And class of 2012!

"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers

by jodes0405 on Dec 30, 2009 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm Class of 2007

Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
Representing the San Diego State University Aztecs, home of the 2009 College Cheerleading National Champions in the all women's division.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Dec 31, 2009 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

There's an Aztecs football joke in there somewhere

I’ll let it be though.

I'm the first person to admit that I'm wrong about a lot of things, but I'm going to be the last person to admit I'm wrong about what we're currently talking about.

by Wonko on Dec 31, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Keep voting

Keep the votes coming…I moved up to 4th pretty fast, only a couple more places to go! Go Chargers!! Almost game time!

by AmandaC12 on Jan 3, 2010 12:31 PM PST reply actions  

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