Padres Holiday Greeting
by Dex on Dec 22, 2009 9:37 AM PST
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PrintDoes it worry anybody else that the Padres decided to use a Nutcracker theme for their Holiday Greeting this year? I'll tell you one thing: If there's something Dex and his nuts don't need, it's any more cracking. Especially not from the people in charge at my favorite baseball team.
Not only that, it's not some triumphant piece from the Nutcracker, but the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy. I'm a man and I like to watch husky men do manly things like play baseball and hire front office executives. I don't need nobody insinuating that I dance like a fairy made of sugar plums. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I think I would've gone with Christmastime is Here because it's so sad and depressing. Or I would've gone with Nuttin' for Christmas because it's like we must've been bad fans to have deserved the last couple seasons.
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I kept waiting
for more graphics or for something to happen in their holiday message. I’m still waiting. Nutcracker music is creepy.
by jbox on Dec 22, 2009 11:04 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
wat is this i dont even
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
thanks?
Big kid tested, mother fucker approved
by CurbEnthusiasm on Dec 22, 2009 11:42 AM PST reply actions
I sincerely hope
that they didn’t spend too much of the player payroll budget that will start with a 4 on the way awesome animated snowflakes
Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is VERY bad.
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