Padre Matt Antonelli wishes to trade places for a day with Tiger Woods and ruins his life
by jbox on Dec 1, 2009 10:49 AM PST
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Did anybody read Matt Antonelli's blog post from last week? He answered some questions for the Sporting News and shared his answers with his blog readers, that's you and me.
He was asked the one person he'd like to trade places with, living or dead, and he chose Tiger Woods.
The one person I’d love to trade places with for a day (can be alive or dead; please include a sentence on why that person)
Tiger Woods. He runs the world.
Keep in mind this blog was written on November 28th, the day after Tiger Woods was accused of cheating, had his face clawed at and attacked by his wife while getting in a car crash that left him unconscious. Now Tiger is being accused of multiple infidelities, wanted for questioning by the Highway Patrol, missed a Golf Tournament and had his name smeared in every gossip column.
You may be thinking, "Antonelli couldn't have picked a worse day to trade places with Tiger Woods."
But may I suggest that maybe Matt Antonelli's wish came true and he already traded places with Tiger Woods and all of this is his fault. Think about it, Matt Antonelli took over for Tiger for one day and ruined his life and his career!
Are we supposed to believe that it's a coincidence that Antonelli makes a wish to "run the world" as Tiger Woods and suddenly Tiger's life goes down the toilet? Antonelli obviously switched bodies and raised hell as Tiger Woods then switched back to the body of a Padres infielder. He must be sitting at home smirking right now, thinking that nobody would ever figure out what he had done, feeling so cocky that he'd even blog about it, nobody would figure out his secret... until now!
Think about that!
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While we're all wishing...
I wish Matt Antonelli would trade places with Chase Utley.
by Drama on Dec 1, 2009 11:02 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
I thought jbox and Dex ran the world.
"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers
JBOX
J BOX your a liar and a cheat you phony bastard
How so?
Do tell… proper punctuation isnt necessary im just interested in youre thoughts
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on Dec 1, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
who ever wrote this about Matt is a moron I wish i could trade places with you then I would do everyone a favor and kill myself
Whoever wrote this?
Dude, it was jbox- you know, the lying, cheating, phony guy without a dad.
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThinGwynn on Dec 1, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Boy, can he blog though.
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Dec 2, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
His blog is SPECTACULAR.
I am a much bigger fan of his than I was before.
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
Tiger Woods? Really?
You can be ANYONE, dead or alive, and he chooses Tiger Woods???
Not Julius Caesar? The Dalai Lama? Shakespeare, Christopher Columbus, Alexander the Great, Abraham Lincoln, Neil Armstrong, Winston Churchill, Leonardo DaVinci, or even John Lennon?
Tiger Woods? I question this guy’s decision making.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Dec 1, 2009 2:48 PM PST reply actions
Question his decision making? really??
The question was from a sports magazine, Not Life magazine. lets Keep it in perspective.
I, too, was disappointed
when I found out Tiger owned an Escalade with rims.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play
Jbox has an uncanny knack for bringing the crazies out of the woodwork.
Good show.
Mountain West Connection ::Above the Rest::
Bolts From The Blue "There’s a gleam men. Let’s go get the gleam! Focus and Finish!!! One play at a time!!! Let's Go!!!"
Representing the San Diego State University Aztecs, home of the 2009 College Cheerleading National Champions in the all women's division.
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Dec 2, 2009 2:15 AM PST reply actions
Matt Antonelli Trading Places w/ Tiger.
The Blog was posted the 28th, but the question from the article in Sporting News was asked well before 28th
that's the only problem you see in my argument?
the date?
by jbox on Dec 2, 2009 8:44 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
If anyone has any information about whether Matt played golf on the 27th
and what he shot, it would really help clear up this mystery.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Dec 2, 2009 8:53 AM PST reply actions
It had to have been better than the 114 he shot on October 24th.
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
So, we'll know he was driving that Escalade if he broke 80 on the 27th...
or if he cheated on his girlfriend with a VH1 reality “star”.
by theodore donald kerabatsos on Dec 2, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions
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