Padre Matt Antonelli wishes to trade places for a day with Tiger Woods and ruins his life

by jbox on Dec 1, 2009 10:49 AM PST Comment 27 comments

Tiger Woods' awesome life, before Matt Antonelli traded places with him and ruined it all.

Did anybody read Matt Antonelli's blog post from last week? He answered some questions for the Sporting News and shared his answers with his blog readers, that's you and me.

He was asked the one person he'd like to trade places with, living or dead, and he chose Tiger Woods.

The one person I’d love to trade places with for a day (can be alive or dead; please include a sentence on why that person)
Tiger Woods. He runs the world.

Keep in mind this blog was written on November 28th, the day after Tiger Woods was accused of cheating, had his face clawed at and car attacked by his wife while getting in a car crash that left him unconscious. Now Tiger is being accused of multiple infidelities, wanted for questioning by the Highway Patrol, missed a Golf Tournament and had his name smeared in every gossip column.

You may be thinking, "Antonelli couldn't have picked a worse day to trade places with Tiger Woods."

But may I suggest that maybe Matt Antonelli's wish came true and he already traded places with Tiger Woods and all of this is his fault. Think about it, Matt Antonelli took over for Tiger for one day and ruined his life and his career!

Are we supposed to believe that it's a coincidence that Antonelli makes a wish to "run the world" as Tiger Woods and suddenly Tiger's life goes down the toilet? Antonelli obviously switched bodies and raised hell as Tiger Woods then switched back to the body of a Padres infielder. He must be sitting at home smirking right now, thinking that nobody would ever figure out what he had done, feeling so cocky that he'd even blog about it, nobody would figure out his secret... until now!

Think about that!

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Did Antonelli trade places with Tiger Woods?

Yes, I'm not stupid. I have the facts right here in front of me

84 votes

No, it's all just a coincidence.

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While we're all wishing...

I wish Matt Antonelli would trade places with Chase Utley.

by Drama on Dec 1, 2009 11:02 AM PST reply actions 1 recs

LOL!!!

by strummer on Dec 1, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions

I thought jbox and Dex ran the world.

"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers

by jodes0405 on Dec 1, 2009 11:08 AM PST reply actions

Here's Matt Antonelli's

Twitter

by jbox on Dec 1, 2009 11:15 AM PST reply actions

JBOX

J BOX your a liar and a cheat you phony bastard

by thebeef on Dec 1, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions

How so?

Do tell… proper punctuation isnt necessary im just interested in youre thoughts

"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Dec 1, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs

Go to his blog

He has a link to his twitter account.

by jbox on Dec 1, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions

who ever wrote this about Matt is a moron I wish i could trade places with you then I would do everyone a favor and kill myself

by thebeef on Dec 1, 2009 1:05 PM PST reply actions

Whoever wrote this?

Dude, it was jbox- you know, the lying, cheating, phony guy without a dad.

"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Dec 1, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs

I think your wish came true!

We traded places.

Everybody is waiting for that favor.

by jbox on Dec 1, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions

I can honestly say...

jbox has more value to the Padre organization than Matt Antonelli.

by Drama on Dec 1, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions

we will see after next season

by thebeef on Dec 1, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions

Dustin Downs, is that you?

"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Dec 1, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions

Seriously...what do you see that the rest of us don't?

Dude can’t hit. Period.

by Drama on Dec 2, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions

Boy, can he blog though.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Dec 2, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions

His blog is SPECTACULAR.

I am a much bigger fan of his than I was before.

"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThinGwynn on Dec 2, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions

Tiger Woods? Really?

You can be ANYONE, dead or alive, and he chooses Tiger Woods???

Not Julius Caesar? The Dalai Lama? Shakespeare, Christopher Columbus, Alexander the Great, Abraham Lincoln, Neil Armstrong, Winston Churchill, Leonardo DaVinci, or even John Lennon?

Tiger Woods? I question this guy’s decision making.

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Dec 1, 2009 2:48 PM PST reply actions