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Water is wet. The sky is blue. Tim Lincecum smokes weed.

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"I am freaking out right now, man. I am freaking out. Is that guy following us, man? Who is that guy? I think he's following us." AP Photo/Ben Margot)

Tim "Barrel Man" Lincecum was caught driving around with the marijuana and a pipe with which to smoke it out of.

Personally, I'm not surprised at all considering the Giants organization is rife - rife, I say - with drug abusers and hoodlums. It's this blogger's opinion that Lincecum should be stripped of his Cy Young Award, his copy of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, any Tibetan prayer flags currently in his possession and his disc golf disc collection.

Disgusting, disgusting behavior.

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Marijuana makes your hair grow at twice the natural rate.

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on Nov 5, 2009 4:41 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Hey, whoa

Watch it with the disc golf talk, man. Uncool.

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Nov 5, 2009 4:49 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Who gives a shi*t. Its like a reverse steroid

and he STILL won the Cy Young. Keep it gangsta Mitch Kramer

This blog has devolved into UT like, uncerebral blabber

by soulSD on Nov 5, 2009 5:54 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

cant believe i never noticed that lol

too bad mitchy throws about 45 mph

Big kid tested, mother fucker approved

by CurbEnthusiasm on Nov 5, 2009 6:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

HARMLESS?

This blog has devolved into UT like, uncerebral blabber

by soulSD on Nov 5, 2009 5:57 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

It would be so cool to get super baked...

… and just stare at that award… and trip the eff out on how good of a pitcher you are…

"Get on board early," Black said, alluding to, what he feels, is a crop of up-and-coming players.

"I would tell those fans that we're going to play good baseball. We're going to play hard. We're going to have exciting young players..." -Bud Black

by The Kipper on Nov 5, 2009 6:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ARMLESS?

Yes… Yes, it is.

Well, I’m gonna go smoke a joint. See you guys in March.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Nov 6, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking his passenger

was the video game version of himself.

by jbox on Nov 5, 2009 8:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Excellent!

They sure weren’t blasting Wang Chung because they definitely don’t listen to that.

by goldfyngor on Nov 6, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

RIFE you say?

"L.A. is a shithole, solely because of the people."

by LJbumfool on Nov 5, 2009 6:37 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

who cares.

mission accomplished.

by zotzotpadre on Nov 5, 2009 7:29 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

The parents of the kids who look up to him as a role model care.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Nov 5, 2009 8:11 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

There are very few 24/7 role models out there

Asking a 20 something multi-millionarie athlete to be one, is asking an asking an awful lot.

by field39 on Nov 5, 2009 8:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

sad truth

"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers

by jodes0405 on Nov 5, 2009 8:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Good thing

we still have Taylor Swift.

by jbox on Nov 5, 2009 10:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's part of the job requirement...it's not asking alot to not break the law.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Nov 6, 2009 9:53 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Word.

"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers

by jodes0405 on Nov 7, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Smoking pot

is pretty far down on the bad role model actions list in my opinion (obviously). Its too bad he got caught in Oregon, because here in good ol’ Cali its like a 250$ fine. In San Francisco for example, they have a “Lowest Priority” Resolution telling cops to just shrug of personal amounts of it when they find it.

Hes an athlete not a role model.

This blog has devolved into UT like, uncerebral blabber

by soulSD on Nov 5, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

athletes = role model whether anyone likes it or not

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Bolts From The Blue ::This spot currently available for lease::
Representing the San Diego State University Aztecs, home of the 2009 College Cheerleading National Champions in the all women's division.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Nov 6, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Giant fans? A problem with a player's drug abuse?

Dude, rly?

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Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Nov 5, 2009 11:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum achieved at a "high" level

Pete Rose was absolutely zonked out of his mind on speed most of his career.

Willie Mays would hand out uppers and cups of red juice to most of the roster. He was the “go to” guy in the league for years for speed.

It’s pretty much known that The WS Champ (’79) Pirates through maybe ’85 were total coke head years. Rod Scurry (ala Steve Howe) used to do blow in the ’pen. The Hammer John Milner had loads of “high level” fun

by texpadre on Nov 5, 2009 9:17 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

yeah...threw a no hitter and walked 8

thought the home plate ump was Richard Nixon and batter was Jimi Hendrix swinging a guitar

by texpadre on Nov 5, 2009 10:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Parker

Dave Parker, Dale Berra, Pascual Perez……all coked out of their minds on those 1979-1985 Pirates teams.

by RoyalsFan on Nov 6, 2009 7:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

what's worse, thumb sized bud or looking to not crack your vial ?

Tim Raines told how he’d keep a gram of coke in his uniform pocket (as well as revealing that he snorted during games), and that he only slid into bases headfirst as not to break the vial.

by texpadre on Nov 5, 2009 9:22 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

pretty sure the second one is worse

not really even close

Big kid tested, mother fucker approved

by CurbEnthusiasm on Nov 5, 2009 10:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We forgot

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Nov 5, 2009 11:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Vida Blue

When Vida wasn’t hanging out in the parking lot at Royals Stadium (1982-1983), turning down my autograph request, he was usually bringing a drug dealer into the clubhouse. Former Royals GM John Schuerholz has confirmed this.

by RoyalsFan on Nov 6, 2009 6:16 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Am I the only one who got insanely jealous after reading this?

25 years old, Cy Young Award sitting at home, about to sign a contract for a bajillion dollars, and he’s just kickin back during the offseason, driving around smoking a little weed and enjoying life.

I WANT THAT LIFE!

by theodore donald kerabatsos on Nov 6, 2009 7:24 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I think everyone is missing the most important part...
An officer approached Lincecum’s 2006 Mercedes and smelled marijuana as the pitcher rolled down his window.

Yes that says 2006 not 2010. Pshhh….2006 is so 4 years ago.

by SDPads_1 on Nov 6, 2009 8:19 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Does this mean

the next time the Giants come to Petco, we can throw a giant plastic joint onto the field?

by Dalton on Nov 6, 2009 8:44 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

or more subtle

many bags of Doritos?

by Dalton on Nov 6, 2009 8:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I would love Padres fans forever if that happened.

Or if we could get the pyro guys to set up some smoke machine to release smoke whenever he’s on the mound. And have the music guys only play Afroman when he is pitching against us.

"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers

by jodes0405 on Nov 6, 2009 9:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Man we need to do something

Clips of Dazed and Confused on the jumbotron. Blacklights in the visiting clubhouse. Anything to get him “jonesing” as the kids say.

by Dex on Nov 6, 2009 9:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

don't you have friends in high places?

get this done

"L.A. is a shithole, solely because of the people."

by LJbumfool on Nov 6, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

high places

hehehe

www.FriarsOnCardboard.blogspot.com
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by TheThirdGonzalez on Nov 6, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

definitely did not notice that, haha

I am TOO baked

"L.A. is a shithole, solely because of the people."

by LJbumfool on Nov 6, 2009 5:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We should get a post up asking for ideas.

But I’m way too lazy for that.

I think having the Super Troopers “Littering annnddddd….” audio play during his warm-ups would be good.

by Dalton on Nov 7, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You can probably throw the real thing on the field

Just confiscate from any of the Giants fans in the stands. I can almost guarantee they have some on them. From my in-depth analysis of Giants fans, I have found that they require weed in order to watch baseball games live.

Wisdom can not be cultivated through ignorance of information.

by Wonko on Nov 8, 2009 1:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You put your weed in there

Don't hate the game, hate the nerds!

by thenerdhater on Nov 6, 2009 9:02 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

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