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So, last week I was doing a google image search for unicorns and accidentally discovered your blog. I've commented a few times but I don't think I've introduced myself to the regulars- and, quite frankly, I'm not sure if I want to. Seriously- what's up with this Drama guy? I guarantee you that this pervert has a ski mask and at least four roofies (floories?) in his glove compartment. "Flirt lair"? More like "rape stand"... which brings me to Ron Mexico. Dude needs to lay off the Stone IPAs; even Sammy G doesn't drink as much as this disease-ridden lush... speaking of disease-ridden people, I have a lot of respect for sdsuaztec4; I would never be able to find the time for law school (that's right, dirtballer), destroying random Long Island strange and sipping daintily on Bud Lights with my pinkie extended... WinfieldsGhost seems like a great writer with good points but I'm not sure since he's never around... I honestly cannot take any operation seriously that hasn't banleted the Axions of the world. The only one of you sickos that seems to have any redeeming qualities whatsoever is TheThirdGonzalez. Have you seen his perfectly-chiseled cheekbones? Of course not; you were lost in his eyes! God, he's awesome....


                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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