I'm New Here

by TheThinGwynn on Nov 11, 2009 1:21 AM PST

So, last week I was doing a google image search for unicorns and accidentally discovered your blog. I've commented a few times but I don't think I've introduced myself to the regulars- and, quite frankly, I'm not sure if I want to. Seriously- what's up with this Drama guy? I guarantee you that this pervert has a ski mask and at least four roofies (floories?) in his glove compartment. "Flirt lair"? More like "rape stand"... which brings me to Ron Mexico. Dude needs to lay off the Stone IPAs; even Sammy G doesn't drink as much as this disease-ridden lush... speaking of disease-ridden people, I have a lot of respect for sdsuaztec4; I would never be able to find the time for law school (that's right, dirtballer), destroying random Long Island strange and sipping daintily on Bud Lights with my pinkie extended... WinfieldsGhost seems like a great writer with good points but I'm not sure since he's never around... I honestly cannot take any operation seriously that hasn't banleted the Axions of the world. The only one of you sickos that seems to have any redeeming qualities whatsoever is TheThirdGonzalez. Have you seen his perfectly-chiseled cheekbones? Of course not; you were lost in his eyes! God, he's awesome....

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Well...yes and no

Totally with you on that Drama guy (girl?) and Ron Mexico and Sammy G and sdsuaztec4 and Winfield’s Ghost…tools, all of ’em.

But TheThirdGonazalez – I’m gonna have to disagree there. I don’t see the redeeming qualities. Never have. Seems kind of shallow, vapid, into himself. I mean come on – he made us throw him a fake baseball game party for his birthday. He was all “If you guys don’t do this for me, I will cry” and we were like “Fine. Whatever. Somebody put up a fake open thread and let’s get it over with so he’ll stop crying.”

I think that says it all.

But hey – WELCOME!!!

Thank you for waving at me.

by Winfield's Ghost on Nov 11, 2009 7:23 AM PST reply actions 2 recs

Could you get any nerdier?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Nov 11, 2009 8:35 AM PST reply actions

That's not very nice

Why do you wanna call the new guy a nerd? That’s kinda mean, especially after he said some nice things about you.

Thank you for waving at me.

by Winfield's Ghost on Nov 11, 2009 8:40 AM PST up reply actions

"destroying random Long Island strange"

just made my morning.

Welcome!

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Nov 11, 2009 8:39 AM PST reply actions 1 recs

Btw

Every time TTG opens a new account, I think of that part in Beerfest when Landfill’s twin brother shows up…

“I feel like I know all you guys, so we won’t have that awkward ‘get to know each other’ phase.”

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Nov 11, 2009 8:53 AM PST reply actions

Landfill's wife is hot

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Nov 11, 2009 9:00 AM PST up reply actions

Blanchard Ryan

nude in Open Water.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Nov 11, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions

I don't understand

Thank you for waving at me.

by Winfield's Ghost on Nov 11, 2009 9:24 AM PST up reply actions

It's complicated

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Nov 11, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions

Yeah

but I feel like we’re getting robbed because we never see the old account die trying to drink its way out of a vat of beer.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Nov 11, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Nov 11, 2009 9:36 AM PST reply actions

I need to challenge this “Sammy G” to a drinking challenge….tonight at Tornado’s!!!!

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

by Ron Mexico on Nov 11, 2009 1:43 PM PST reply actions 1 recs

God I love that bar.

"I did not invent the wheel, I was the crooked spoke adjacent." - Aesop Rock

by John Gennaro on Nov 12, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions

i feel so special/disliked

by dirtballer on Nov 11, 2009 3:03 PM PST via mobile reply actions

Not once did the new guy...

mention the Awesome Girls of the GLB.

See if he ever gets his driveway shoveled again.

by eastbaysd on Nov 11, 2009 6:02 PM PST reply actions

jodes0405

you’re awesome!

by jbox on Nov 11, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions

Hey thanks!

Back at’cha!

"I'm a Padre at heart. Always gonna root for the Padres. Twenty-five years [with this organization], how can't you? Next year I'm gonna be rooting like a son-of-a-gun for these guys and for Blackie ... I'm gonna be rooting for the next general manager here, rooting for the city, the fans, everybody. I think a lot of San Diego." -Kevin Towers

by jodes0405 on Nov 12, 2009 1:52 AM PST up reply actions