The Plan in Action: Grady Fuson no longer allowed to work on pipelines
Here's a word of warning to you if you're slinging guns or laying pipe in and around Petco Park: Clear outta town because there's a storm coming. (Listen to this while you read the rest of this post and think of good comments).
I'll be honest with you. I never quite understood what Grady Fuson was doing here. As I said many years ago:
Grady Fuson wants to create a "draft pipeline" for the Padres. I'm pretty sure I have no idea what the heck that means. Grady Fuson needs to lay off the sauce. Seriously, what does that mean? Can I get a job as director of scouting by repackaging what teams already do and calling them fancy fake names? Hey Padres, hire me. I won't just set you up with a draft pipeline. It'll be a full-on draft aquaduct, holmes. I could so do Fuson's job.
In my imagination, this was my imaginary interview with the Grady "the Plumber" Fuson:
Grady: "I'm gonna implement a draft pipeline."
Me: "What's that?"
Grady: "Well, I'm gonna draft players I think are really good."
Me: "The other guys are drafting players they think are good, right?"
Grady: "Yeah, but they don't got a pipeline."
Me: "What constitutes your pipeline?"
Grady: "I'm gonna draft players I think are good. It's called the draft, dude."
Me: "Then why are you calling it a pipeline?"
At least now, this nagging feeling that there's been too much pipe being laid in the front office can be put to rest. We can get back to work on the rest of The Plan.
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maybe
he plans on drafting all 17-18 year olds in year 1, then 18-19 in year 2, then 19-20 in year 3 and 20-21 in year 4 and so on… Then you’d have a virtual “WAVE” of talent hitting their mid 20s at about the same time, ready to enter their primes together. The problem with this is the aftermath and when they all hit arbitration around the same time.
by the-dude on Oct 27, 2009 3:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
or perhaps
instead of being overwhelmed by a flood of unknown players, we’re going improve our scouting to such an effect that the question of who to draft is no longer an issues — it’s just whoever comes out of the pipe next?
by pjbno4 on Oct 27, 2009 8:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah that's good
Where were you in 2006 to explain this to me?
by Dex on Oct 27, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drill baby, drill
was a poplular meme back then, I guess.
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by Axion on Oct 27, 2009 9:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Some pipelines go to MLB
Grady’s went to Jiffy Lube
by field39 on Oct 27, 2009 11:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Incidentally
I laid some pipeline this morning, even BP would be proud of…
"If and when Gaslampball ‘proclaims’ from the mountaintop, we follow blindly. That’s just how it works around here."
by ABY on Oct 27, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

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