"It’s all bullshit, basically," said Gilbert Reiter, a statistician at University of Texas. "A-Rod hit .409 in the 2000 ALCS and .258 in the 2004 ALCS, which was 58 points higher than Derek Jeter hit in the same series. Obviously, A-Rod was Mister October that year and Jeter was, well, A-Rod. Right? Wrong. It’s just random, people. These hitters try to get hits every time they’re up. The good ones succeed more than the bad ones. That’s it."
"Although it is impressive that he’s nailing Kate Hudson," he added. "I still jerk off to Almost Famous."
Random, Small Sample Size Of At-Bats Transforms A-Rod Into True Yankee
H/T to devil_fingers from Driveline Mechanics
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