“double tapered”

Right after talking about crapping his pants for 3 minutes he jumps right in and says “who’s the pitchers for this game”. Like a flip of the switch he was back on his game.

when guys are so confident with themselves that they can talk so openly about embarrassing things like this.

they were trying to escape the telling of the story and he’s like, “No, wait, there’s more!”

That has to be one of the funniest stories I’ve heard in a long time… I love stuff like that. I like how he starts to kind of talk like he doesn’t want poeple to hear even though he’s mic’d up. Awesome, just awesome.

I was in middle school, skipping class and hammered drunk. I noticed the ol’ crap factory going into overdrive so I sprinted over to the high school gym to use the latrine. As soon as I got in there, I dropped trou and immediately let loose… and then discovered that in my haste I only pulled down my pants but not my boxers. True story.

That’s one of the reasons why he’s my favorite player of all-time.