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Open Thread: 9/8, Padres vs. Dodgers

Los Angeles Dodgers at San Diego Padres, Sep 8, 2008 7:05 PM PDT


I'm surprised that corn dogs aren't a bigger part of baseball.  They are so much easier to eat, you won't spill condiments all over yourself and you can dip them.  They even look like baseball bats. 

Here's a question for you.  If you stabbed a vampire through the heart with a corn dog would the wooden stick inside the corn dog act as a stake and kill the vampire?  Maybe that's why they don't sell them at the ballpark, for the safety of the vampires.

Go Padres!!




 

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do i root for maddux or the padres??

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

How is that even a question

for you of all people?

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can maddux get a W and the Dodgers lose?

is that possible?

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

So your Dodger hate

overrides your Stras love?

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the dodgers

I love Maddux and Strasburg and the Padres… That’s 2 agaisnt 2.

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

this would be a BIG win for Maddux

I’m pulling for him. It’s a much bigger milestone than win #56 for the mathematically eliminated friars

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Sep 8, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point...

Hating Clemens makes it 3 to 2.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-2

…at least 3 points for hating Clemens!

"...thoroughly professional first baseman." Vin Scully

by ABY on Sep 8, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

go dodgers?

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the spirit?

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

go maddux… the dodgers winning is just a nasty side effect

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Sep 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot, will not

cheer for Manny. Evar.

No can do.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

dazed and confused checking in

doooooooooooooooood

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

checking in or

checking out, for the rest of the season?

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Sep 8, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we in rain delay?

In SoCal? Why is mlb.tv playing nyy vs. nym 2000 WS game?

"...thoroughly professional first baseman." Vin Scully

by ABY on Sep 8, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

It's snowing

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was a July thing.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Between my family, friends and self,

I’ve got a birthday (or two) to celebrate every day of this week. Hectic!

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

When's your birthday?

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how many flips that is for kooz

on the flip-a-kooz-o-meter

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

what happened?????

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Sep 8, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

he dropped a catchable ball

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

aww!

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Sep 8, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont worry, girlfriend

he’s fine.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

he better be

i cant handle a hurt KK while my friend is dealing with a hurt KG

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Sep 8, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

see? he's up right now

wait for it, wait for it.

And…he hit a fly out. :-(

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea im watching now

lol

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Sep 8, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

did one of his

trying to catch a ball, fall over the wall sorta thing

but unfortunately he didnt catch it and fortunately he wasn’t hurt

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Sep 8, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny and Nick having a convo

He’s probably singing him Happy Birthday.

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Cha Cha versus the klingon

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Sep 8, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I swears those dreads have a life all their own

They’re like Davy Jones tentacles in POTC.
They can prolly do some scary stuff.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a bad inning for Baek

9 strikes, 4 balls

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Sep 8, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude

Briles is unbeatable.

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

Like 12 doods in the LALA bullpen. They are sitting EVERYWHERE.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Maddux loves September.

There are so many rookies to pee on.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky he got traded to LA-LA

Before all the Beavers showed up.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have the worst visiting bullpen

in the majors. Okay I can’t say that definitively, but it’s a disgrace.

by jbox on Sep 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why should the visitors be given a luxary bullpen

If it were up to me they’d have to sit in really uncomfortable chairs of something…

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oakland A's Bullpen at the Coliseum

I guess at least they have a cover thingy. For people to bang on.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen homeless encampments that look better.

Someone could get a serious case of hemmies sitting on those chairs for an entire season.

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Sep 8, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't the Coliseum where Frank Francisco

hit that lady with the chair? Obviously from the visitors’ bullpen side?

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but that was the Visitor's Bullpen

He was with teh Rangers, right?

I think they called it “Chairgate”.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the story was it was her "wonderful" husband

that was saying nasty personal stuff to some of the Ranger’s bullpen members.

Eh. It was probably both.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Argh! These chairs suck!"

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGON!

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Sep 8, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Sep 8, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

 ?

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Sep 8, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ax, speechless?

Impossible.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had the same thing typed in when that showed up

so i went with “THAT”

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Sep 8, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This or that?

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So just chill till the next episode

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twenty nine/ 99!

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HR AGo

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Our guy!

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

o\OOOOOOOOOh!

"...thoroughly professional first baseman." Vin Scully

by ABY on Sep 8, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Did AGon actually smile?

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh no he dint

Strike out the birthday boy.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone Believe This ?? Or Buster Olney??

Buster Olney says he heard that “the Padres were livid when Giles vetoed the trade that they pursued with the Red Sox in August.”

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I could see that.

I was surprised he didn’t have them waive the option, go try to win a ring and come back to SD in the offseason.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now for punishment, they'll decline his option.

Oh wait, Buster Olney said this…?

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giles should be livid

with them for attempting to trade him to someone on his no trade clause.

by jbox on Sep 8, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baek is doing pretty good...

I hope J Dub doesn’t show up…

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Dave isn't driving.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't Worry

About to watch Mad Men now that I’m done with dinner.

by Jonny Dub on Sep 8, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh okay

If Dave is driving we are Double Dog Doo Doo.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least they already got that hit...

Otherwise I might be worried.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha...

“If the Padres win tonight, all the kids get sno-cones.”

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Even Antonelli?

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

7-0 Ponies over Loser Nation

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, come on...

I mean just ’cause their fans look like idiots on Halloween Oh wait, go on!

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyday is Halloween

when you’re a loser, or a goth.

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Sep 8, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Antonelli

1 for 19 to start his MLB career.

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Sep 8, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

About on pace with his AAA numbers

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's good enough to not warrant

a day off either.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

How tall is the first baseman at Portland?

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Sep 8, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

6'5" but he grows like Willie

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else have the bare-bones MLB.TV package?

How annoying is it that they keep trying to force the upgraded package down your throat? If the Padres were better, they might be worth 1.2

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Sep 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS?!?

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet doublage, Luis!

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

He needs the franchise tag.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

KG

irrelevant

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tongue-in-cheek?

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

possibly

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's three!

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Make them pay Headley!

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Sep 8, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

or not

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Sep 8, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

There goes the no-no

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Sep 8, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

There goes the no hitter!

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny, the Dreadlock boy

Has a gross-looking batting helmut.

I do not wanna know where it’s been.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

How does he do it?

He’s only had it for a month.

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Sep 8, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeopardy

TMI Category for $100 Alex.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, I love Jeopardy.

I got a Jeopardy DVD last week and all of my friends mocked me relentlessly.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I slay.

Also, I challenge anyone anywhere to some Scrabble.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty good

at Dirty Drunk Scrabble, I’ve been told.

Regular Scrabble, average.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you rather run your finger's through Manny's hair?

Or have Maddux pee on your foot?

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Sep 8, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Mad Dog pee

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

same here

less risk of an infection

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Sep 8, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i second that

at least maddux pees on people in the shower where it’s easier to clean

my fingers might fall off if i ran them through manny’s dreads

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

I bet they are crusty.

Maybe they have eaten through the batting helmut.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does everybody think dreads are dirty?

I wash mine all the time and they’re tight as eff.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

we are thinking

that Manny’s hygiene isn’t near as good.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I beg to differ.

You know he showers at least once a day with Julian Tavarez.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you ever see that video

where he’s on the bench during a game with his arm around Tavarez and gently petting his head with the other hand? Hilarious.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, geez, I missed that one

Was he petting his head for good luck?

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think so.

It went on for about two ABs and they were looking into each others’ eyes passionately.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

Man Love.

Did they play grabass in the clubhouse afterwards?

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And how.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until Julio Lugo got jealous

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twice a day with Ortiz

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a Dominican tradition

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Sep 8, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH, oh oh

That’s This or That for $500 Alex!!!

muhahahahhhahahaa.

Can we pick neither?

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Option # 3

Listen to Harry talk base running strategy for an hour straight

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Sep 8, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a shorter version out there?

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's actually web sites just for Raider fan jokes?

Wow! Nothing goes untouched.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS
OAKLAND (CA)—Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAOROFL

seeriously

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by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They fired Coach Lane already?

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess that isn't updated

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

not bad Baek

only 46 pitches through 4

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Sep 8, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn Mad Dog

and his Gold Glovin’.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

It's the curse of the Antonelli

1 for 20. Officially batting .050

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Sep 8, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

would his luck change

if Maddux peed on his leg to welcome him to the Bigs?

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would it work vicariously

if someone who Maddux has peed on pees on him?

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, reverse whizzing?

Boggles the mind.

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by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why

has maddux peed on you?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not yet...

maybe one day when I can afford to go to a fantasy camp.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

just don't cross streams

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light…

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Sep 8, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Maybe not

but at least he could brag to his children and grandchildren that Greg Maddux peed on his leg

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Sep 8, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baek is probably best in long relief

about 50-60 quality pitches

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Sep 8, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

He probably would be

for anyone but the 2008 Padres.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

They also missed Ish's Birthday

It was last Friday.

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by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Later Fellow Friar Faithful

It’s been fantastic

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Sep 8, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Take care, gai!

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another baserunning error

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad Bad Baserunning, kooz

Nice hit, though.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

we still got the run though lol

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Sep 8, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was due after the hit and run. Who do they think they are anyhow?

Baserunning is for teams that beat us.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take it!

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

the raiders are so awful

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, Luigi sighting.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Sep 8, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a great effing pitch by Cha Cha Slide

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Take that, Manny!

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

manny lover

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not for the rest of this year at least.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, Baek!

When’d you decide not to suck?

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah?

Who is this Cha Cha?

7 innings-3 hits-no runs?

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Venable

Lock for starter next season.

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

nice pick

"...thoroughly professional first baseman." Vin Scully

by ABY on Sep 8, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Adrian!

Niiiiice.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Cha Cha Ching!

"...thoroughly professional first baseman." Vin Scully

by ABY on Sep 8, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

1 for 21.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I vote

a Maddux whizzing to reverse the bad juju.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vote for AGon Marvin Miller Man of the Year

For charitable ballplayers. Only thing is, you have to vote in each division of MLB.

http://sandiego.padres.mlb.com/mlb/fan_forum/moy08_award/ballot.jsp

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HEAD-LAY!

Niiiice!

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Headley cratered

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Sep 8, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Cracking out on some games

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Sep 8, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, okay.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah!

"...thoroughly professional first baseman." Vin Scully

by ABY on Sep 8, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Chase!

And don’t ever compare him to Nevin again, Matty.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea, NEVAR.

Yay Grounds Crew. Replace those divots.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Beimel

Needs a shave and a haircut. Surriously.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Mikey!

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Kids love 'im

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Sep 8, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a fan of this Ethier kid.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

K

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Sep 8, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahahahaha

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

0 for 4

with two Ks for him on the night.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Sep 8, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys want to hear a joke?

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Oakland Raiders?

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Sep 8, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to say that too

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I can't believe I got it right

Something’s off, I’m paying attention to football in September… oh that’s right… 2008 Padres.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Sep 8, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no, we blew their 2008 scoreless streak

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Sep 8, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know we do.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andruw Jones

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is

a chunky, total waste of money for the Duds?

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

W

ಠ_ಠ

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Sep 8, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

There it is!

Another shutout!

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 8, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

VIVA Cha Cha

He can win at home.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see moar Michael Barrett

kissing on AGonz!

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 8, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

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