Open Thread: 9/3, Padres vs. Dodgers
San Diego Padres at Los Angeles Dodgers, Sep 3, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
This Mythbusters video is really old, but it's funny seeing Roger Clemens try to be personable when he's really a prick.
I hit the cover off of a baseball once. It was a really old baseball that was rotting from moisture and exposure to sun. Even with the laces ripped pretty well, I still had to hit the ball as hard as I could for like two hours before the innards were freed from the hide. I felt like Robert Redford though, so it was all worth it.
Go Padres!
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Sorry
minor malfunction. I had to delete the open thread and recreate it. Nothing is f’d here. Two comments were deleted. Matto619 is headed to the game and then somebody else said something in response.
by jbox on Sep 3, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Matto619 said he was praying for offense on the way to the game, I told him not to pray and drive.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the clip isn't that old
only a year ago
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Sep 3, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've got a new idea for a weekly fanpost...
It’s called “Ask Wonko” or “What Would Wonko Do” or something like this…Basically it’s a Q and A with the Wonkster himself and we get to ask all of our toughest questions…
and Wonko responds with a thorough, well thought out, if not slightly opinionated answer. It’s like having somebody do all of your homework for you. Of course Wonko gets to pick out which questions he chooses to answer… I think it might be a pretty enetertaining excercise for all parties involved.
"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."
by The Kipper on Sep 3, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They should let him do the official mailbag.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure there's enough bandwidth
by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 3, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Zing.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that was what this site was for
Hold on, I being told now, that this site has nothing to do with me. Learn something new everyday.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Sep 3, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's with this vintage footage on MLB.TV? Kinda nice.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And Vin Scully calls him "Will LeBlanc"
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go Pads!
I hate the Dodgers! Let’s ruin them tonight!
Padres for life
by sdgaucho on Sep 3, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait. 85 MPH fastball and an 83 MPH change. OK.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to bounce back, rook
No pain from the leadoff walk.
Padres for life
by sdgaucho on Sep 3, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, let's do something with this
Please.
Padres for life
by sdgaucho on Sep 3, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TWSS?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bardo,
Double play specialist
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Sep 3, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And here we go...
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Randy Wolf shutout?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Except for the 38 ptiches already thrown.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But hey, he can calm down...
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
headley isnt exactly putting a lot of effort into this game
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Sep 3, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wheels coming off
Hopefully the kid can bear down and make some good pitches.
Padres for life
by sdgaucho on Sep 3, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That went better than I thought it would
But friar is right, lots of deep counts, lots of pitches thrown. The kid isn’t long for this game. But way to keep your head about you when it got rough there.
Padres for life
by sdgaucho on Sep 3, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hellz yea
he hit his own picture
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Sep 3, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Back to back Jacks?
Agon is wayyyyyy overdue
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Sep 3, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*sigh*
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Sep 3, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Savior
has been hitting well
Pop-Gun Padres '08
by soulSD on Sep 3, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i love his swing
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Sep 3, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOOO
heres to not getting swept.

Pop-Gun Padres '08
by soulSD on Sep 3, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I so wish I could get that out here...
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bardo makes up for it
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Sep 3, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
First knock for Wade!
We’re certainly putting the bat on the ball against this guy.
Padres for life
by sdgaucho on Sep 3, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And he's the last to know
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Sep 3, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got to be the funniest thing
ive seen all year.
Pop-Gun Padres '08
by soulSD on Sep 3, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In retrospect, there's been quite a few.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
its just funny
because THAT was his first major league hit. Something out of a movie.
Pop-Gun Padres '08
by soulSD on Sep 3, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHA
dude thats funny as hell. did you see wade wait in the box. Classic
Pop-Gun Padres '08
by soulSD on Sep 3, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
blake dewitt
is the shit
Pop-Gun Padres '08
by soulSD on Sep 3, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Blame me.
Th second I turned on MLB.TV the wheels fell off.
by Drama on Sep 3, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe I shouldnt have stopped watching?
I was there for the rally.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Sep 3, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh i've done it again...
i had to go to Orange County last night.
ah ridiculous.
although, looking at the time of this post, i was NOT driving at the time. just before and after though.
www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com
by justdave on Sep 4, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to the bigs, kid!
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What if he didn't have a broken hand?
By the way, which hand did he break?
by jbox on Sep 3, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The one that
he couldn’ t hit with.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
left
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Sep 3, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Figures
he couldn’t do anything right this season.
by jbox on Sep 3, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Were you waiting for that one?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard Khalil has a beard?
Can we get confirmation on this, or a pic?
I think it’s a fake.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Sep 3, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i didnt know he had the ability to grow facial hair
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Sep 3, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no picture
but my friend went to the autograph singing he took over for CY last month and said that he had a lot more peach fuzz than usual.
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Sep 3, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually someone put a pic up on the autograph thread
http://forums.chargers.com/showthread.php?t=42142&page=94
second to last comment you can see facial hair
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Sep 3, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hotlinked for freshness

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Sep 3, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he looks so thrilled
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Sep 3, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It looks like he glued on his arm hair from when they put on his cast.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
looks like he could clear that right up
with a feather duster
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Sep 3, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He passed out
on the “cat couch”
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need to get a picture
that’d be fantastic.
by jbox on Sep 3, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If anyone can make a fake
picture, you can!
"...thoroughly professional first baseman." Vin Sculley
by ABY on Sep 3, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
- fite-in-gon-zah-lee...
"...thoroughly professional first baseman." Vin Sculley
by ABY on Sep 3, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Manny
is terrible…at defense
Pop-Gun Padres '08
by soulSD on Sep 3, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's why he's in left.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MBM
Just about as inept as it gets out there.
Padres for life
by sdgaucho on Sep 3, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh Beard
has 3 RBIs tonight.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Sep 3, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Almost a quarter of his season total...
albeit…
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woot!
"...thoroughly professional first baseman." Vin Sculley
by ABY on Sep 3, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So where is andruw jones these days?
Pop-Gun Padres '08
by soulSD on Sep 3, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lost Wages?
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Sep 3, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
First Pads game I've seen since I-don't-know-when
and a semi-decent one at that.
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 3, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
heyyy!
i haven’t talked to you in like forever!! how are you?? :]
Laura
by padparazzi on Sep 3, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm all kindsa rad!
And you?!?
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 3, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anything Anything!
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 3, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm great! :]
just started college. haha.
Laura
by padparazzi on Sep 3, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Congrats!
Where ats?
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 3, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sdsu.
yet another aztec here at GLB. haha.
Laura
by padparazzi on Sep 3, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
me toooo
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Sep 3, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aren't you supposed to be sharing a tatoo
young man…? (or am I muddled?)
"...thoroughly professional first baseman." Vin Sculley
by ABY on Sep 3, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No pics as of yet.
I’m living extremely minimalist for one year to get huge bank to slack on for awhile. I stumble across teh internets on accident…
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 3, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So how many months left?
We may need a GLB countdown clock.
by jbox on Sep 3, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Give me one month from this minute.
I’ll get my $#!+ in gear by then.
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 3, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andruw Jones: Still Not at Full Health – 9/2/2008 9:03:21 AM
Update:
Jones (knee) may have been activated from the disabled list, but he’s still suffering from soreness in his right knee, the Los Angeles Times reports.
Recommendation:
Manager Joe Torre indicated that he didn’t foresee much action from Jones this year. “We’re looking for people who can help us,” Torre said. Not exactly a ringing endorsement.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Sep 3, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Winston Wolf beat the Baby Bears today...
I enjoyed reminding my friends Shane and (the other) Joe about 1984.
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 3, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beat 'em in a big way.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, poop.
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 3, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Saviour...
…please?
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 3, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How typically Padre.
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 3, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn it.
A dreadlocked Dodger makes me want to shave my head.
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 3, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Son of a
oh, nevermind.
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 3, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
shazbut!
"...thoroughly professional first baseman." Vin Sculley
by ABY on Sep 3, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And now...
your proverbial six bullets left.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Manny;get a hat that fits.
A late jump doesn’t make you Willie Effin Mays.
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 3, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was my signature move
back when I played. I looked so fast when my hat flew off.
by jbox on Sep 3, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've done it, too.
…but nothing’s okay when a Dodger’s doing it. I was fine with it before he started reppin’ the Latrine.
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 3, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taco?
…really?
"...thoroughly professional first baseman." Vin Sculley
by ABY on Sep 3, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Broxton
makes my comments look fat.
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 3, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Too soon!
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
L
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Sep 3, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
L
schweppes?
"...thoroughly professional first baseman." Vin Sculley
by ABY on Sep 3, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
First place.
A half game ahead of Washington.
by maestro876 on Sep 3, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 3, 2008 11:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FLAGGED as inappropriate.
Losing is never an occasion for celebration. Shame on you, tec4.
www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev
by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 3, 2008 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs



















