"The Padres look to Sandy Alderson to tell them how to celebrate properly within the organization's philosophical guidelines so that they don't get it wrong."

First off, I apologize for yesterday's cat photo.  That was unnecessary and uncalled for.  I'm not sure what came over me.  It won't happen again.

Padres beat the Dodgers.  Except no one cares because the Dodgers had already won the NL West and we've pretty much wasted our shot at 100 losses.  Disgusting season, please end.  (On the bright side - hahahahahahahahahaha Arizona.)

By virtue of LA winning the division, we get a better player for Maddux.

The Pirates arrive in San Diego tonight to close out the season.  Josh Geer takes on Ian Snell.  If MLB cared at all about the game of baseball, they would cancel this series.  "Game" time is 7:05pm PDT.