I have a World Series prediction

by jbox on Sep 26, 2008 12:33 AM PDT

... look I don't like it anymore than the rest of you, but I think the Dodgers are going to win the World Series. I know! I've been trying to force it out of my head for the last couple of days. I didn't want to say anything, but the world is a cruel place and it'd make this season even worse. They are just going to swoop in under the radar and take it all, like some sort of winged creature that swoops down on things.

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This is what happens when SC loses

You stay up all night, posting everything you can find, then make a prediction that wounds us all so we’ll feel your pain.

by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 26, 2008 6:30 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Only bright side...

It may cause Hank Steinbrenner’s head to actually explode, or then again he may buy every free agent in the off season.

by Baron Von Metzger on Sep 26, 2008 8:15 AM PDT reply actions

Man, that would be so cool

I’d love it if he wasn’t even going after free agents, but straight up offering cash everywhere.

by Dex on Sep 26, 2008 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions

He'll just buy the umpires

If only professional baseball were like professional wrestling. . .

Bases loaded, two out in the bottom of the 9th in Yankee Stadium, Tim McClelland umping at first base. Jose Molina hits a chopper to Evan Longoria who effortlessly fields it and launches it to first. Molina arrives at the bag two minutes later, and Tim McClelland flails his arms indicating a safe call, while Derek Jeter has crossed home plate from second base for the now, winning-run.

Joe Maddon, tired of the poor officiating rushes out of the Dugout, his Weezer glasses fogged up from frustration. He puts his hands on McClelland, and a scuffle ensues. While being pulled away, Maddon inadvertently rips McClelland’s shirt, and knocks off his hat, to reveal that underneath the shirt are pinstripes, and NY logo hat is underneath his generic MLB one. With shocked looks on all the Rays’ faces, Yankees assault them from behind with orange Gatorade coolers, loaded baseball gloves, and styrafoam bats that Rays players sell like they’re being hit by telephone polls.

Yankee Stadium is roaring, while fans pelt the field with trash, and every twenty seconds, a boxing ring bell can be heard. After all the Rays are beaten and defeated, the Yankees celebrate on the pitchers mound with cigars, and high-fives, while the television cameras go off the air.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Sep 26, 2008 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Great Idea

for a movie. I never saw Baseketball, but no way it’s as good as movie that marries baseball and wrestling.

by The Kipper on Sep 26, 2008 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions

what if the lights all went out

and “welcome to the jungle” starts playing.

cut to the diamond vision screen, showing a chuckling roger clemens, just before he walks out to a roaring crowd, grabbing a microphone and lambasting the Rays left and right.

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Sep 26, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions