Tragic Number is five.  If I took the Padres to court and charged them with no longer caring and charged the manager with having lost his team, I would present this game as evidence.  Then I would put Bud Black up on the stand and I would scream at him "I WANT THE TRUTH!" and he would blink a couple of times, nod thoughtfully and say "The truth is a tricky thing.  I think the truth is what we all want.  We're just trying to figure out how to figure it out."  Then the bailiff would have to pry my hands from his neck.

Hundley can throw.  (Can't hit, though.)

Remember when we were all pissed that we missed on Fukudome?  Now, maybe we were actually the winners.

Off day today, as the team gears up for the monumental series of suck versus the Nationals that begins tomorrow.  Who cares the least?   Who sucks the most?  Which manager is most inept?  Which bullpen will roll out a corpse first?  Tune in tomorrow for those answers and some really, really awful baseball.