While watching the Padres the other day, I was listening to the smooth vocal stylings of Steve Quis and Maw Graw when the latter uttered the following gem (at least what I can remember of it, its not an exact quote, give me some latitude here...)
I'd be willing to bet you that 90% of Adrian Gonzales' home runs are either up and in, down and in, up and away, down and away, or out over the zone.
I was pretty excited when I heard this, because Maw Graw is telling me that AGon's hot zones know no bounds. Apparently, the only balls he isn't hitting out of the park are those that are either: a) spiked ten feet ahead of the batter or b) sailed in to the mezzanine (JaMarcus Russel style). This leads me to believe that we have the best hitter in the history of life.
But in all seriousness, I am curious to hear what everyone's favorite Mark Grant quotes are. Whether its "You Hangie, We Bangie", calling a ChangeUp a "Cambio," or any number of other non-sensical gems uttered from our favorite bald umpire impersonator, let's hear them here.