San Francisco Giants @ San Diego Padres GameThread, Sep 13, 2008 7:05 PM PDT

Open Thread, 9/13: Padres vs Giants

by Dex on Sep 13, 2008 6:30 PM PDT Comment 67 comments

San Francisco Giants @ San Diego Padres

You know what they should have at the ballpark? Cracker Jack Hot Dogs. You take the Cracker Jack and pour it over your hot dog and then cook the mofo up. I'm not sure how good that sounds, but it would be a teeth sensation.

Go Padres!

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wow

These automated Open-Thread teaser lines are incredible. Sounds like something you can skip the middle man and drop it into the toilet, and save your body the trouble. If you forget to flush it, by the next morning, you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference if you had it or not!

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Sep 13, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Cracker Jack Hot Dog

sounds good, but could I get some garlic on that?

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Sep 13, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

garlic cracker jack hot dog

That would be so awesome.

by Dex on Sep 13, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

How about

Jalapeno Garlic Cracker Jack Hot Dog

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Sep 13, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

With nacho cheese!

“Whose cheese is that?”

(finish strong with the) NACHOS!!!

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Sep 13, 2008 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nobody around

It’s all over. Just me and my past thoughts on a Saturday night.

by Dex on Sep 13, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

You had me at cracker jack hot dog

by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 13, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why so quiet here?

I was coming over to see what the chatter was in your gameday threads and find this.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 13, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think everybody's given up

Or at the game. Only 5 more home games left.

by Dex on Sep 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was there

Otherwise I could have bombarded everyone with useless information and endless wordy arguments. As for attending the game, nothing to report, if you saw it on TV, you saw every crappy thing I did. Well except for some downtown slutty trash heading to the clubs with their ex-fratboy boyfriends. On the walk back to the car I was probably one broken 13 inch heel away from seeing vag on several occasions.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Sep 13, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

the Padres suck and so does this blog

this is my last post ever…

I know, a bogus threat right? no really

not only my last post ever, but also the last time I type gaslampball in my browser

adios

by TheRevRun on Sep 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

why???

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

by sdsuaztec4 on Sep 14, 2008 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Have you been drinking?

by The Kipper on Sep 14, 2008 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rev?

by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 14, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

went to the game

i haaate giants fans
not only do they continue to get in and out of their seats,
this lady next to me was way too into everything EXCEPT the game

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Sep 13, 2008 10:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

didn't really notice any rowdy Giants Fans

I heard a couple leaving the game saying “Padres suck” or something similar and I yelled my usual refrain “Yeah, your sub .500 team is better than our sub .500 team” which got some chuckles from dejected Padres fans. So I brightened some one’s day (night). There’s a first for everything.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Sep 13, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

we always get the jackasses getting up and down for stuff

it gets annoying. maybe more annoying to me cuz we have more season ticket holders most games than this one

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Sep 13, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lady on the other side of me

was reading a book, and was very put out the second time I had to get up.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Sep 13, 2008 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

why does she pay money to go somewhere and read a book

she can do that for free at home or a library
crazy

this guy and his kid decided to get up every 5 minutes now that was annoying
and it was to just go talk to their friends. its like stay up there then!

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on Sep 13, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Do what you want, I say

Just keep your crap out of the aisle, because after Stone #3, I start the stingray shuffle through the aisle, and your precious blanket is gonna mix in nicely with my peanut shells.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Sep 13, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

it is kind funny how everyone throws their stuff around like it’s their house or something

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on Sep 13, 2008 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I just turned and looked at the guy...

I left in the 8th, he had to have left before that to get into the bar I was passing. Your team is so cool, you left early with the best thing you’ve got going still on the mound.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Sep 13, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Patterson

New Guy Scott Patterson looked GOOD last night. 93mph from that arm angle is going to be tough to hit. No wonder his minor league stats last two years have been so good. Can’t wait to see some more of him.

by 4seamed on Sep 14, 2008 9:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

This one's barely used

we could just use it again…

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Sep 14, 2008 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Sounds good.

We’re probably the only ones here anyway, what with the foosball and such…

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"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Doing double duty

here.
Maybe triple duty if a game of canoe polo breaks out.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Sep 14, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Those of us in Dallas...

…are lucky enough to get the Pats/Jets game today.

Screw you, NFL TV schedulers.

by Winfield's Ghost on Sep 14, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Boy, do we suck.

www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

there was girl fans behind us last night

who went nuts on account of the lowest level of suckage possible.

they started chanting in the 7th and never shut up. stoopid stuff.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 14, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Personally, I find the suckitude oddly charming.

www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

with the emphasis on oddly

I hate Randy Fookin Winn.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 14, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice stab by Kouz.

www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Eugenio Perez

has a tiny face

and his name is almost “Eugenics”

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Sep 14, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

coincidence?

yea probably

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on Sep 14, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Im workin on my pics from yesterday.

and the night before.

Padres lost, but we won.

Nice meeting ya.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 14, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hi girls, I am here, too.

Can’t wait to see pics and it was nice meeting both of you—baseball chicks rule!

by kdukat on Sep 14, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey K!

Too bad the Padres lost, because WE had alot of fun.

Nice meeting you, too.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 14, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i can't wait to see the pics too!

esp. with Nick.

nice meeting both of you

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on Sep 14, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey, did you see that Agon asked for the ball last night in the 9th

after he got a hit off of Lincecum in the 9th? I didn’t see that, but they mentioned it today

by kdukat on Sep 14, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i didn't notice that either

and i was super close… and taking pictures

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on Sep 14, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

what would he want the ball for?

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 14, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I guess because it's so hard for him and anyone to hit off of Lincecum

I think it gives Lincecum respect for being good. That’s what Quis said. And he had 3 strikeouts prior to that.

by kdukat on Sep 14, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

FOP! No outs!

How we gonna eff this up?

www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

oh great. now whats wrong with cha?

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Sep 14, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

What happened to Baek?

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Sep 14, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Bases FOP again

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 14, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

FOP again!

Here comes the DP.

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"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I stand corrected.

www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

NICE!

EGON!

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 14, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Yesssss!

That’s my brudda!

www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm liking this FOP business.

www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

That's a 4spot

They just outscored the Chargers. Incredible.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Sep 14, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Waiting for a report on Cha Cha

Little Clay is in.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 14, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I really hope

that Ratface is not a 2009 Padre. Can’t stand the guy.

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"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Ratface is not a very nice name

Besides, he just blew the Gnats away in 9 pitches.

He may be inconsistent, but who isnt?

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 14, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He can win a Cy Young for all I care;

I just don’t like him as a human being.

www.PadsAndEnds.blogspot.com
"jbox does not drink coffee, as it makes him clean house big time." ~Kev

by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, okay

I am sure there is a story behind this hatin’, but I dont need to know.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 14, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow, Rockies-Dodgers, scoreless in bottom of 8th

Pitchers duel Cook vs Maddux, now into the bullpens

by kdukat on Sep 14, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Is that Maddux in Colorado?

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Sep 14, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, in Coors!

by kdukat on Sep 14, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

today's thread is actually up now

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on Sep 14, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

tricep injury

for cha. although i think most of you heard that

"Real baseball should be played in the daytime, in the sunshine." - Lou Gehrig

by C8LIN B on Sep 14, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

The Chargers are getting their butts kicked!

by kdukat on Sep 14, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, well one was a gift

and that f’ed up call got the Doncs all fired up.

Now we cant do anything.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 14, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Do you mean that hit out of bounds by Cromartie? that was valid, and he was lucky it was half the distance

or are you talking about the turnover call? I missed what happened with that. Somthing about the replay machine not working?

by kdukat on Sep 14, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The turnover call

Chargers challenged it.

They couldnt replay and review it because the machine was not working.

The TV camera showed it was obvious that it was a catch and he was down. Therefore, there was no turnover.

But because there was no machine on the field to review it, (they gave them 2 minutes to fix it), therefore no review, therefore Denver gets the ball inside the Charger 20.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 14, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs