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I met Clay Hensley and he's hot!

Hi Boys!

OMG!  I totally met Clay Hensley again!  I attached some pictures but be careful opening them so that you aren't blinded by Hensley's hotness! LOL.  First of all Clay is extremely gorgeous in case you didn't know.  Second, I went to the game when he was pitching and I swear he looks different with a giant wad of chewing tobacco in his cheek, but I can overlook small imperfections.  Even though he and the Padres played terribly I didn't even care!  It doesn't matter if he's a good player, he's pretty! LOL.  I went out to PB after the game and I just knew I was going to see some Padres because my baseball player radar was on.  Sure enough I saw Clay at the Tavern.  I went up to get my picture with him and I still had a foam ball in my hand from the game.  He thought I wanted him to sign it and so he did.  I didn't even want him to sign the foam ball, but don't think I'm not going to keep it anyway! :)  Clay totally likes to make out in bars. Oh and by the way, I read somebody's comment on your blog that said he has man boobs and I have felt his chest and he has rock hard pecs. :)

P.S. - He does not look Asian!

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Tasty

Very tasty

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 9, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Where do you find this stuff, jbox?

That quote is a little too priceless. Did someone from Hustler Barely Legal write it? Or is that your wit? OMG! Man boobs! Clay’s my BFF! ROTFL! Either way, keep it up!

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Aug 9, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ew, I don’t dig guys that have to stand on apple boxes. Spritely men don’t ‘do’ it for me.

by tink80 on Aug 9, 2008 3:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i think he looks like a rat

not hot

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 9, 2008 3:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm curious about the basis of the statement:
Clay totally likes to make out in bars.

Is this from personal knowledge? Witnessed? Or experienced?

Capri. Denial. It's a sweet sweet place; come join me....

by Demoira on Aug 9, 2008 3:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m gonna go ahead and say ‘none of the above’.

by tink80 on Aug 9, 2008 4:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How come we never see

the black bar over his face during the games?

by thenerdhater on Aug 9, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love how people are always talking about Hensley and how he makes out with girls at bars. He has a girlfriend and thats who he was with at the Tavern. I saw them there and she is always with him. I went to college with her and shes hot.

by padsrule1212 on Aug 10, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I went to high school with her

that’s better!

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 10, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

send in a keg stand

picture if you really did go to college with her

by jbox on Aug 12, 2008 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh and by the way, the girl in the background of your picture is his girlfriends best friend. i have met all of them at a game and they are all very friendly.

by padsrule1212 on Aug 10, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's got a gf?

Don’t care. Still hawt.

Very friendly.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 11, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

asian?

i don’t understand the comment: p.s. he does not look asian. is this a joke around http://www.gaslampball.com that i haven’t heard yet? it sounds like it could be funny! lol!

i might be a happy go lucky guy but i'm serious when it comes to my padres! rofl!

by manny619sd on Aug 12, 2008 8:47 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

awful

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

So meager.

There are no current fill-in-with-current-Padre-player’s girlfriend updates.

Although, former Padres Prospect now-a-Blosox-minor-leaguer George Kottaras does.

But I never pay attention to that kinda stuff anyways. Never.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 12, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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