Today in the mythical land of Albuquerque, where teams are named after minor league baseball teams on the Simpsons and amazingly enough the Florida Marlins still have enough minor leaguers to fill out a team, they played a baseball game. And in that game the Portland Beavers opposed these Isotopic brutes. And there was a batter named Matt Antonelli. A fresh faced lad who not long ago was given the burden of the Padres 1st round pick. Well, on this fateful day he got 2 hits. Nothing fancy, they were 2 singles, but these two singles combined with his season total of hits and at bat to give him an average not only AT the Mendoza line, but above it. BEYOLD:

.202

It truly was a miracle.

via web.minorleaguebaseball.com