Smells Like Padres in Here - Monday Edition
Congratulations Padres! You did two things right on Sunday. You didn't waste a good effort from Maddux and you managed to not get swept by the Giants.
Padres starters have gained the victory in only 19 of their 57 quality starts.
Do you believe in miracles! YES!
Braves announcer Skip Caray passed away yesterday.
The NYT on Cuban and the Cubs.
Off day today, as the team travels to New York to see the Statue of Liberty, visit the Empire State Building and lose a couple to the Mets.
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Braves fans have also stopped asking the question “can the season get any worse,” because it probably can’t, at this point, God bless Skip Caray.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 4, 2008 7:03 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Nice one Hobbs
"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."
Edgar and Adrian....
Corey Brock has a nice piece on Adrian & Edgar.
This quote in it from Bud is hilarious: “He’s been a huge part in the amount of runs we’ve scored. Without him, I don’t know where we would be,” Padres manager Bud Black said.
Gee, Bud…I don’t know. I guess we’d be in last place without him….oh, oops.
"Do you ever think, when you're all alone, all that we can be, where this thing can go? Am I crazy or falling in love? Is it really just another crush? Do you catch a breath, when I look at you? Are you holding back, like the way I do?
Cause I'm tryin, tryin to walk away, but I know this crush ain't goin away, goin away."
by Drama on Aug 4, 2008 8:33 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, well
Alex almost got himself thrown into a pool with clothes on because he had the temerity to say “oh, FINALLY they do something RIGHT!” at the strike ‘em out throw ‘em out double play Sat night – which BTW, was the ONLY thing they did RIGHT that night!! But you know, some fans just can’t handle reality smacking them in the face like that. OTOH, I gave my friend permission to throw him in the pool even though I agreed with the analysis :-) He managed to stay dry. I think because he can run.
by Christina on Aug 4, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mets just got swept by the Astros
With Wolfie on the leading effort of a shutout yesterday.
I just wanna beat the Mets for awhile, then we can go back to Operation Submarine.
Think about it… season sweep of the Mets.
can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face
Probables
CY v. Pelfrey – last time out, he got knocked around by the Marlins. We definitely aren’t the Marlins, but at least he’s not LHP.
Baek v. Pedro – gotta like this matchup. Baek treats the road like it’s PETCO.
Banks v. Santana – We can win this on a Billy Wagner choke job.
Friday?
Peavy v. Glendon Rusch. lulz.
can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face
"Glendon Rusch is the worst pitcher in baseball history...
...to throw a complete game shutout of the Padres.”
that is what SLPiH will say on Sunday.
make it happen Drama.
www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com
Already written and saved.
"Do you ever think, when you're all alone, all that we can be, where this thing can go? Am I crazy or falling in love? Is it really just another crush? Do you catch a breath, when I look at you? Are you holding back, like the way I do?
Cause I'm tryin, tryin to walk away, but I know this crush ain't goin away, goin away."
does anyone have a scanner?
and august 1st’s sports page form the UT?
theres a pic of khalil in there i need
just hoping i have SOME sort of luck
May you be mounted by a rabid dog. You're lower than rat excrement.
LOL
they have all of their newspapers online. Plus, who uses scanners? That’s sooooo 90s
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why you don't have a girlfriend.
That, and the Strasburg tattoo you have in the middle of your lower back.
"Do you ever think, when you're all alone, all that we can be, where this thing can go? Am I crazy or falling in love? Is it really just another crush? Do you catch a breath, when I look at you? Are you holding back, like the way I do?
Cause I'm tryin, tryin to walk away, but I know this crush ain't goin away, goin away."
You're thinking of Phantom and Khalil.
I’m jewish, I’m forbidden to get tattoos. Plus I think they are ugly anyway.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
More than two reasons
but the above two aren’t included.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't get tattoos?
I did not know that. Descecration of the body or something like that?
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 4, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
"You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, or incise any marks on yourselves: I am the Lord."
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It's in the "old testament"
as you call it.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
So
You’re saying NO ONE should have tattoos then?
(Don’t get me wrong – I’m not a big fan either – just had never heard a religious objection before.)
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 4, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
No whoever wants one can get one
But if you’re jewish just don’t expect to be buried in a Jewish cemetary.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
looked online
pics isnt up
or at leats i couldnt find it :(
and uhh i use them? quite handy
May you be mounted by a rabid dog. You're lower than rat excrement.
I couldn't find it either.
They actually post a pdf of the front page of the paper…but not the front page of the sports section.
thanks for looking anyways
looks like my luck sucks
May you be mounted by a rabid dog. You're lower than rat excrement.
rofl!
scanners are soooo 90s. you are right! lol! hey i just noticed your picutre. do you pitch for the aztecs? that’s so cool!
i might be a happy go lucky guy but i'm serious when it comes to my padres! rofl!
try your local library
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
email me
I think the addy is in the profile..(if not, Drama has it ;-))
I have the picture you want AND I have a scanner at work!!
ok i sent u an email so u know where to send it
May you be mounted by a rabid dog. You're lower than rat excrement.
oh my
Good thing you told me – went to spam..but that email name should go to spam!!
:-)
I’ll get the pic to you tomorrow when I am at work.
haha its froma nickname
i know its a little odd. i use it for personal :)
and thanks so much :D
May you be mounted by a rabid dog. You're lower than rat excrement.
It's cute
I’ve been gone so long from the site that I did not realize you are one of our 17yo gals. Of course you have a cutsie email name!! And now I feel very very very old….
haha
2 more months til 18!
but dw i have a normal email i use for work and stuff.
May you be mounted by a rabid dog. You're lower than rat excrement.
Friday's Sports Page
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
i dont need the article
i need the pic they used
May you be mounted by a rabid dog. You're lower than rat excrement.
I actually probably have friday's paper and a scanner on my fax machine
but I need to save paper.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions
dont tease me
i need this pic :(
May you be mounted by a rabid dog. You're lower than rat excrement.
What do yo need it so bad for?
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
something for a friend
i prefer not to say cuz she reads the site
May you be mounted by a rabid dog. You're lower than rat excrement.
iLOVEkhalil03?
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
love it
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Then green it shall be
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I imagine every time Phantom reads one of these
he flips out and breaks something. In my head he has a terrible temper, like Khalil.
Oh you
I chuckle for the most part at these things. You’d all just ignore me if you really hated me that much.
Price of paper being what it is and all
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 4, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You probably have a sponsor, right?
Like an NBA player showing up everyday to a half dozen new pairs of shoes? You cruise into your office in your bathrobe every morning to find reams of paper and your little freezer stocked with Haagen Daz.
Exactly
Except I don’t wear a bathrobe.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 4, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
To think - you can't even download that song yet
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 4, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
What do you need again?
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
This one is different.
The last one was “What Do All the People Know?” by The Monroes.
This is “Crush” by David Archuleta. WG emailed me the link to it the other day and it’s all I listen to. But it’s not available on iTunes yet.
That would be totally true
if I’d changed my avatar.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 4, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Just download it on limewire
or something similar
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Cause the possibility that you would ever feel the same way about me...
...it’s just too much, just too much…
BTW
Crush debuts on iTunes Tuesday, August 12th.
We should totally do an Open Thread right after it debuts and we can all talk about it. That would be so cool.
I got the song Drama
you want it?
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Might have to sent it over aim or something
My email isn’t having it
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Nevermind
Check your email.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it the right song?
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I love off days
Reading whatever happens to double as a game thread always brings me such enlightenment!
Dude – you are married to that song? I heard it this morning on J&J and, well, it was decent and I love DA’s voice..but to loop it endlessly? Does your wife know? And please don’t poison the kids!!
I was a Cook gal
..from the start. Loved Archie, but…I dont know..something was missing with him. Vocally so pure but after awhile he got annoying. OTOH, I could listen to him since Imagine on an endless loop..so I guess I get it.
You really need help though… ;-)
Fax machine
far more outdated than scanners! Oh that’s right, you’re the last AOL customer in the universe. Forgot.
can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face
At least
I’m not part of the geek squad.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Say..
what kind of car does the Unemployed Squad drive, again?
can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face
2006 Toyota Tacoma Prerunner TRD OffRoad.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
With a Torrey Pines Falcons sticker on the back window?
"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."
No
I went to LCC
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I went there...
and there were alot of big ass trucks in the parking lot
"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."
Yes, I know
Not my child’s..either the older one who graduated or the younger one who is not there yet (but who is already a Falcon thanks to Pop Warner)...I know EXACTLY the trucks with stickers you are talking about ;-)
I can't find August 1
only 2, 3, and 4
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions
this thread
has more going on in it than a 24 episode.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
Drama and WG
Not sure you two know this since I think both of you are out of state. But under a new California Supreme Court ruling, you now can become Husband and Husband.
I totally think you too should do it. If we can get jbox and Dex to pay for catering out of the Gaslampball coffers, it would be TOTTALLY Awesome. I am sure we could get David Archuleta to sing there. Just need to get a clown and some candy and I am sure he would show up.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 4, 2008 4:01 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
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But that law is going to be overturned november 4th.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
why
its already been voted down once, and the Court rulled that a vote couldn’t overturn something they felt was unconstitutional (which seem unconstitutional in itself).
This pretty much is going to the U.S. Supreme Court.
Besides from the legal precedents, I have no opinion on the subject either way.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
We've already broken the GLB politics ban
but the vote is for a constiutional amendment, not for a law that can be overturned by the courts.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 4, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm
I should probably spend more time on CNN than gaslampball and FJM
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
CNN?
Not familiar? I’ll have to check it out….did they also have the pics of Leo and Bar vacationing on the yacht in Ibiza?
then we have a date for the wedding
nov. 3rd!
May you be mounted by a rabid dog. You're lower than rat excrement.
A GLB Wedding!
Married, of course by the Honorable RevRun at Black’s Beach.
"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."
Wait...what?
If we’re going to do this…instead of WG spending what would be three months of his salary on my ring…can he instead spend three months of his wife’s salary?
by Drama on Aug 4, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

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