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Open Thread: 8/3, Padres vs. Giants

San Francisco Giants at San Diego Padres, Aug 3, 2008 1:05 PM PDT


Two really good baseball games so far in this Giants series, but they just aren't fulfilling without the happy ending.  That's what she said. 

Go Padres!!




 

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ollie williams says

WE GONNA WIN

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was fast

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If you are just getting here.

Hit batsmen, stolen base, single, Padres lose. I mean Giants up 1-0 in the first.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was yelling at the ump

“Um excuse me listen to Mr. Maddux thank you, he’s Greg Maddux and you’re not.”

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my

Matty you’re having regular definition issues

the picture on my screen is annoying and weirdly concave… and its all the tvs in my house

i recommend not looking directly at it if you have a headache

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's headache inducing because...

A Odd aspect ratio of the screen.
B. Horrendous play by the Padres.
C. All of the above.

by I8EtoDunbar on Aug 3, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A for sure

B just breaks my heart

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But look on the bright side

Everyone looks like CY.

I like watching CY’s starts.

by I8EtoDunbar on Aug 3, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

trust me its very nauseating… although THAT could be the Padres fault

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it is not helping my hangover

AT ALL

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright Nick!

taking one for the team

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm really sad that we wont hear Matty for a while

Oh Matty don’t leave us!

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GO MADDUX

Helping out your own cause!

I LOVE GREG MADDUX!!!

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

glad we didnt trade him

so glad

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

i was honestly prepared to read or hear “Padres trade Maddux to Dodgers for Mark Sweeny” or “Padres trade Maddux to the Dodgers for a bunch of useless minor leagures that will never amount to anything”

I ran outside yelling “MADDUX IS STILL A PADRE” to no one, but my dude bro neighbors cheered.

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He could still be traded.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't it make you feel good

that part of your slpih got ignored? On the bright side, apparently people here don’t religiously read ESPN.com

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Makes me feel

like one of the regulars. :D

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well now i feel bad

since I didn’t ignore it

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, no worries

It means I did it right.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what

he said.

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha!

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i didn't ignore it at all

commenting on how I was glad they haven’t traded him… next time i’ll be sure to add a “yet” to not start any confusion

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Teddy was just saying...

that the Dodgers wanted us to pay most of Greg’s remaining salary. Sorta defeats the purpose of us moving him, and unless that stance changes, I think he’ll stay a Padre.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea

I think it was kinda a one shot deal yet but still an open door

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

We’re paying him now aren’t we and we won’t have anything in 2009 to show for it.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know that

with KT anything is possible… i don’t trust that man one bit… although i’ll commend him when he actually does good.

but what matters to me is he didn’t seem to settle for a trade which made me hmm not respect him more, not hate him less… i guess have one moment of not want to kick his shins.

what is important is he is a Padre right now and we all apreciate it while we got it

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trader K is obviously not gonna settle

Have you seen the AGo/CY trade? Bard/Meredith for used up ahole? Kevin Jarvis for anything (even tho it was Jeff Cirillo)? The man doesn’t settle. I wanted him traded for THAT reason. This team sucks. No reason to have any sentimentality for it.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I completely see your point

KT has made some amazing pick ups… to keep his job this long he obviously has some skill set… I’ve never said I don’t commend the great trades and pickups he’s done…but I just don’t like KT as a GM and i get uneasy with him trading… thats all

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No offense, but

you’re crazy ;)

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

none taken

I don’t see it as a bad thing.

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My first thought

Aw, that’s cute, he really really wants to win.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you've only won once in the last billion years

it ’s probably a good idea to get on base yourself. Hell, you’d probably even attempt to steal a base every once in a while, just to put yourself in scoring position…

"We will never be the darlings of the chabliss and brie crowd who disdain us."

by The Kipper on Aug 3, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greg Maddux

PROFESSIONAL HITTER!

by I8EtoDunbar on Aug 3, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Manny killed a 2 out rally for the Dodgers in the first

That was funny

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's so funny

That the Dodgers are trying so hard to win this thing that they trade away two of their top prospects to get Manny. But they still let Jason Johnson start a game for them.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think they get confused

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If they don't make the playoffs after the Manny trade

They’ll probably fire their GM. Which is bad news because it might mean that they stop sitting around with their thumbs up their a**es circle jerking themselves.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just realized I created a horrible visual with the above post

Please ignore it.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was too late

scarred for life

May you be mounted by a rabid dog. You're lower than rat excrement.

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 3, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I should delete this photoshop?

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the horrible vision I had

was of the Dodgers making the playoffs… vomit

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's cool

We know they’re just gonna get swept out again.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

now THAT

I like to visualize

but i much rather the DBacks win the division since we wont… it is easier to swallow for me than the Dodgers

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I say we just add ourselves to the chorus

and say nobody gets a title this year in this division.

I don’t want anyone in our division to win.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would be nice

they can give it to Milwaukee if they don’t take their division

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thankfully

I could not find enough excedrine

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gross

Manny drives in a run with a double.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ewww

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you seen his Dud blue doo rag?

Gahay. And just wrong.

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

X-Man

3R HR

John Sterling hasn’t given him a retarded nickname yet.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I heart X

even in a Spankee uni.

X gonna give it to ya…

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When I was in Pit

I couldn’t helping making an X with my forearms when they announced him name.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did your bro look at you weird?

Uh, dude. He’s a buc.

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

He secretly wanted to do it too

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

so, he’s in teh closet, eh?

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha when he was a Padre

that song was stuck in my head the entire time

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is it about the Giants

That puts the Padres players to sleep during the 3 hours they are supposed to be playing baseball?

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bochy does it

he has supernatural French magic

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry who?

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bruce Bochy

i say french since he was born in france

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have to listen to 1090

to get that joke.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's a sound clip on 1090

of Bochy saying “I’m sorry who?” which they at both appropriate and inappropriate times.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea I don't listen enough

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

slackin

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She probably doesn't sit in enough traffic

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much traffic.

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

East bound 56 is my nemesis

So is the North bound 15, but I avoid it at all costs.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 north and south

Fridays goin south, I take PCH.

Or just bail to a pub.

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never in traffic

I avoid it like the plague

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

totally

I have to have music on when I drive… I can usually only listen to the BP show and game otherwise… and I’m usually home during that time and so I don’t listen much at all

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dont sweat it

it’s a scott & br thing…

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh yea I'm asleep when the are on

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scott goes to my synagouge

I know him. We hung out last friday.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm using the "I'm sorry who"

that 1090 STILL utilizes.

They have used that over and oever andover and Over and oVer and ovEr

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have we mentioned he

has a ginormous melon?

Size 10XXX.

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you implying french psychic powers

instead of french magic ones?

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he can have both!

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mais, oui, mon ami.

big melon= french psychic powers to play Bochyball.

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet it's Bochy

or Flan. They’re up to something.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Felipe Lopez

couldn’t help a dog find a bone, let alone help a baseball team.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

EGon would be a better SS

With one hand tied behind his back

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Every team needs a hat tree?

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giles knows how to swing.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn

they didnt open the Porch soon enough!

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was pretty funny

“Missed it by that much”

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright Giles

fooled me on that one I thought i was for sure out

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Runner on 2nd, 0 out

Chances of scoring?

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad

that Maddux is the other player on our team worth anything.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

*only

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to the Dodgers

He’s worth nothing

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

we all know how smart Ned Colleti and Frank Mccourt are.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

odds change with a walk

to eggo

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Better chance of a DP

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

now its almost guaranteed

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sooo cynical

smile DAMMIT

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry

padre baseball can be so frusrtating

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better chance of a Triple play?

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oui

nick nick nick nick

no popups. not allowed.

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Kouz

Working hard for that Strasburg

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kouz is starting to piss me the eff off.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I blame Bud more

he’s slumping and he let him hit… only because the possiblity of his power… two on, no out, had bunt written all over it… wait we don’t bunt because foul territory pop ups are sexier

maybe Bud Black isn’t stupid he’s just a daredevil

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's such a badass

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's easier thinking of it that way

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can't bunt with your #5 hitter up

You are just asking for 0 runs.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't see it that way

they don’t expect it… he might beat it out… something irrationally weird might happen because they don’t expect it… it’s a good situation to do it

I’d honestly bunt with anyone

and sometime a successful sacrifice breaks a guy out of his slump

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I calling a big BS on that load of crap

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

which part

that a bunt can work out succesfuly and to your advantage… remember that weird one with Maddux…?

that i’d bunt with anyone up to bat? I would trust me

that a succefful sacrifice might help someone break out of a slump…? obviously you can’t test it… but it boosts the guys morale and is a lot better feeling to him than a silly little pop up

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bunts can work out successfully

But it helps to have someone who can run. No use risking it without that.

Slump breaking is a big BS. Baseball gods are the masters there.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh

I like risky… anything can happen in baseball… so why not try it

eh I disagree… but that’s good, because I like having my own opinion

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

you can keep it.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fantastic

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can

when you are the Padres

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So

Jody Gerut has expressed desire to stay right? I’m down for him to stay.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

word is he is ghey for it

documented

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure they'll offer arbitration

But probably a 1 year deal with an second year option is the best they’ll offer him. Too much injury risk and we need a long term solution in CF.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what he said

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Long Term solution in CF

Tekotte is coming

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not really

He doesn’t even play everyday for Eugene

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Savior!

Hopefully he won’t get distracted feeding the multitude with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish and knock in some runs here.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stupid people

always needing to be fed.

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

matt's "open the porch door" comment was classic colonel to me

“swing and a deep drive to left field. going back going back going back and caught on the edge of the outfield grass by the shortstop”

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

full of PADRES

uh oh its one of the twins

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

must be so lonely without his other half

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im sure they keep in touch

ifyaknowwhutimean

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does he have a calendar?

counting down the days until Sept 1?

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

lots of XXXs on it.

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sac fly

Toxic Avenger!

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

toxic avenger?

is that his nick?

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going with it for now.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice haircut

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I vote

bowl head.

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got the reference earlier

But you need a better Hundley picture to illustrate it. There must be one out there.

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need to distort his eye

and then clone over the teeth.

Oh yeah, that’s the start of something hideous…

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mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

atta boy carlin!

i mean hundley

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOO

NO he did not!!!

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

or yes he did

I swear I saw that ball hit the ground

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

replay made it look good...

let me rewind my dvr

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My DVR says

It was a catch

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your DVR

is a Giant lover

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do not heart your

DVR

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, baseball does not heart Luis Rodriguez

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It hearts Lrod more than it hearts Flailil Green

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You got ANYTHING that backs that one up?

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TAKE THAT WONKO

NICE PLAY LROD

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was against

Beergut Molluskina

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by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

beer truck in the house

werd

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

That s* was weak.

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Khalil

would have broken a finger.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I beg to differ

that was Saweet.

from his knees.

TG it was a catcher.

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP TRAP

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thats what i thought

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he soooooooooooo

did not get that!

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dear Tony Gwynn

please stop speaking of gravy

signed,

dave

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gravy or garvey

both would make sense

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gravy

that man loves his gravy.

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we've been pwned twice tonday by gnattie shenanigans

when that dude turned INTO the pitch

AND this trap by rowand

totally suxorrs

how much did you pay them? huh? huh?

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

those kids were all hopped up on shugah

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CORPUS!

git r dun

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

body?

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hes from

corpus christi, TX.

from My state.

Dont Mess With Texas.

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hmmm

well you don’t look like a steer…

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did i ever tell you

YOU SUCK!

bwahahahahhhahahahahha

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah

That team the Missions always beat up on is from Corpus Christi too.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've seen the missions play

in san antone.

they pwnd. naturally.

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of junior-Padres pwning

Anyone catch LeBlanc’s line yesterday. Pretty sick.

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was there. it was a masterpiece.

I just fanposted it.

"We will never be the darlings of the chabliss and brie crowd who disdain us."

by The Kipper on Aug 3, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

saweet

I will check it.

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What do you think of Ciofrone?

How’s his D? Does he seem like major league material?

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

28 game hitting streak isn't baad

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's AAA

weirder things have happened to players who don’t hack it in the bigs. See McPherson, Dallas.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't go to enough games really to comment on his D

He’s mashing the ball though. and he didn’t eff up defensively last night.
It’s so hard to say if someone can transition from 3A to the bigs. Look at Fatty MC Fatterson and Joe Thatcher. They both tear up the PCL…the bigs, not so much.

"We will never be the darlings of the chabliss and brie crowd who disdain us."

by The Kipper on Aug 3, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's Fatty McGrandSalamis to you.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it just me?

The umpires this entire series have had TINY TINY strikezones.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was amazed on Friday

How tiny the strikezone was and how the game was still low scoring.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

see: Padres, 2008

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

aaron rowand's batting stance

looks like he’s hovering over a bathroom stall pooping.

you know? like when you’re scared to touch the seat?

poop?

anyone?

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

coppin a squat

that would be rowand

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure

its poppin a squat

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's practicing his ballet

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pleeeyay

and up and over and SQUAT

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the opening routine for Swan Lake, no?

Or maybe it was the Nutcracker.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

good one!

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ridiculous

Right before the pitch is delivered, he moves to a normal stance.

“Yeah, but it looks cool, dewdbro!”

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Adams

SO SMOOTH!

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Too bad there won't be an Octoberfest this year.

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

confusion?

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

I don’t get it

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K

get maddux a win gddammmmittttttttttttdsdfklasdfjaskldfj#$

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wed

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sticky keys?

gross dude. wait til after the game.

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mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

isn't that when you hit "shift" five times in a row?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, that, too.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pisses me off when i'm playing my NES games on my computer

i hit me some shift playing Contra at work..

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always press

ctrl-shift-shift, which makes you type like an Israeli.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

clearly there is more than one person missing the joke.

But I really like “hitting me some shift” as a new euphemism for whackin’ it.

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mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahah no i got the joke

i was trying to raise the level of humor in here above whackin it humor.

sorry. hittin me some shift humor

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is this "whacking it"?

And how do I “it”? I want to “hit me some shift” too!

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ohhhhhhh

you have to be a dude to get it.

my bard.

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I should be taking offense to this

But I’ll just pretend you said nothing.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but why

mon ami?

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For questioning my manhood

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh no

I would NEVER do that.

never

I hearted your pics, remember?

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you don't want your keyboard to end up like 'tec's

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mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sometimes you gotta be gey for gerut

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm GAY

IM GAY!

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get a tissue first

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought just maybe

that would help me get the joke.

but, alas, it was not to be.

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you don't get it...

just think about it… but make sure you’re thinking with a dirty mind

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or a bananna peel

Feels good and you get some potassium

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

“Feels good man”

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by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay

just pile on the dood references.

go ahead go ahead

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That link is hilarious

Plenty of women find that clip funny.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i find it hilarious

but I have two bothers and mostly male cousins i might have a tainted sense of humor

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh dear

It seems my wee wee has been striken with rigor mortis!

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TMI, dood

TMI

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/stewie griffin

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

who's a dude?

im not a dude!

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

known

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i mean werd

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Matt say

grunting and groaning?

oh, i will miss u matty v.

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They aren't marines

They are future marines. That always annoys me for some reason.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why?

too close to the word prospect?

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's like calling you a college graduate after your freshmen year.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

kinda bothers me too

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you guys

waaay too sensitive

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'll be more sensitive

you guy and girl! lol

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JODY!

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

COMRADE!

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 3, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha!

i call him my favorite communist all the time

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i have a sudden urge

for russkie wodka

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't even wanna think about vodka

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What are your feelings on Tequila?

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wai wait

hair of the dogg

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So what I'm hearing is...

you are ready to play the “Padres Disappointment Drinking Game” with tequila shots?

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

let's do it

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im game

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

crap

i only have rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrum

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Caught Stealing!

That’s a shot!

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

does rum count?

it s really good rum

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sure nuff'

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

saweet

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Umm, the Padres disappoint a lot

I try to only use sips of beer. A half inning could mean 5 or more drinks on a good day.

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

true dat

sad but truuuuuuuuuuuue

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds like an awesome time

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon, you know you want it

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would have to make a

licqour run

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey a training wheel!

nice

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just Dave Last Night

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pwnd

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pretty much

but at like 5am…

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon, you KNOW you want it

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im goin downtwn

tnight. see if my friend is up for it

that whut txis r for

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nahh

but i have Coronas on ice right now.

bbqing soon, too enthralled by Padres and GLBOT right now

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im more of a rum and pepsi

person.

shots pwn me.

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the sugar and caffeine in the coke slays me

i feel like a bag of d!cks all day after.

aka no more jack and cokes for dave

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wouldnt know

what a bad o dicks feels like.

but im thinking “bad”.

rum and coke not jack and coke.

energy and a buzz. yessss

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

neither do i

but i imagine that its not cool

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me thinks

he is still nursing a hangover.

arent you sposed to spank the dog or something?

And here's a young child saying those 2 words we all wanna hear. "DON'T SUCK!" ~our thought when the game starts.

by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

tekeelya?

only the good shite

aka no worms

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is not one tequilla in the world with

any worms in it. Sorry hun.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i saw a bottle in TJ with a worm in it once

at a dive bar.

almost died there btw

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only Mescal has worms in it

Tequilla never does.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorrry

i am not such a alkeehol aficionado like vous

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You learn something new

every day

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you wiki

i google.

its all good

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh man i'm an addictive wiki'er

i read that shit all day. like to learnify myself

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

everytime I get in an argument with my friends

its like “WIKIPEDIA THAT SHIT”

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like to google

hot dudes.

werks for me

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

heck yes!

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

in agreement

werd girlfren

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The last 3 posts here

Were extremely gayay! ;)

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

um?

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hehe

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why

jealous?

we’re CHICKS!

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what makes it funny

At least to me. And that’s all that really matters.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay

if it makes you happy

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thinkin he goes commando?

yep

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

got your boxers in a twist?

i heard u went commando.

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i heard about that

from the travel channel!!

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Old Skool

TV learning instead of internet learning.

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by Wonko on Aug 3, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i have fallen asleep to the travel channel once or twice

its relaxing

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i also watch the history channel

I’m an old soul

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars.

by C8LIN B on Aug 3, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahh alright

it tasted like turpentine to me anyways

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn

sorry i missed it.

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah it doesn't bother me too much

i wasn’t friends with it for a few years but i’m better now.

VERY hungover lol

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by justdave on Aug 3, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

still ghey

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

come on

maddog needs to win

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 3:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I smell 352

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 3, 2008 3:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes, you do smell

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by eastbaysd on Aug 3, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions