Open Thread, 8/29: Padres vs Rockies
by Dex on Aug 29, 2008 6:00 PM PDT
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Some people don't think ketchup belongs on hot dogs. Personally, I could care less what those people think should go on my hot dogs. To combat this tyranny, I propose that somebody make a hot dog that's filled with ketchup beforehand just to eff with the hot dog snobs' sensibilities.
Of course, as soon as you put that hot dog on the barbecue or plumped it up in water, the ketchup inside would boil and explode the hot dog, thereby creating a delicious soup. Then everybody's happy.
GO PADRES!!!
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So we gotta couple a drugalos goin' tonight...
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In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.
Or..
you changed lanes!
DRIVER!!
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
I am enjoying
every installment of “What Dex Could Think Up About Baseball One Afternoon in Late August”
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
You know they're gonna screw this up and win now
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
lol
Adrian’s kinda due, don’t’cha think?
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
You guys better not mess it up and Matt Bush this.
If the Giants wind up with Strasburg, I will abolutely kill some Padres front office types. I’m not joking. Depo’s going down.
The Giants?
They’re not even in the running.They just swept our sorry asses. It’s us, the EVIL Mariners (how I hate them so) and the damn Nationals.
Hey I know who has the picks,
But the Nationals wouldn’t even pay for Aaron Crow, the Mariners are run by morons, and well, you guys did have that one time… don’t be embarrassed… no, no it happens to everybody…
Anyway, just make sure he doesn’t go to San Fran. That’s all I’m saying.
The Evil Mariners
Have replaced a lot of the morons. They might actually be smart enough to make a good pick now, especially if anyone in the FO reads Lookout Landing
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 29, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
This is true...
But they didn’t exactly get rave reviews for their attempts to deal Washburn, so I think they may have a little way to go. At any rate, hopefully we can help make that a moot point this weekend and give you some separation.
Even if we do "Matt Bush" it
He’s still local, we just have to.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
I'll agree with you on the Nationals thing.
They might not pony up the dough.
But the Mariners will take him just to screw us…they are our most bitter rival.
I forgot about that.
Yeah. I think our most bitter rival this season was Minnesota. Next year it might be Detroit, it’s kind of a complicated triangle bitter rivalry I guess.
Ugh...
Yeah… Colorado Springs, home of Focus on the Family, the Air Force Academy and clearly a champion of women everywhere. Stay far far away.
You think Tomko
Painted up a velvet elvis for the occasion?
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 29, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
i want a back to school set!
kids get all the cool giveaways
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
Think Black will ask for replay?
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
Falkenborg's got the ball
He’s our Strasburg Wingman
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
we should bring back the Thatch-hole on Sep 1
when our roster gets expanded. just go full on tankapalooza mode.
www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com
and P-mac
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 29, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a dull
long, boring, disappointing game.
Time to watch the DVRed Chargers. Which will probably be a dull, long, boring, disappointing game.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
At least
the Nationals won. That series with them in the DC is gonna be epic.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
Can we start trolling the Nationals blog now?
Do they even have one?
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
Just one guy there I think
We could just annex it.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
That much closer to the Strasburg.
Both Washington and Seattle lost. Picked up a game on both of ’em.
by Zach (maestro876) on Aug 29, 2008 11:48 PM PDT reply actions
Um, they both won
But point taken
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
That was a pitful, poor excuse for a game
Passed ball, errors, a buttload of walkies, wild and crazy pitches.
Luigi in a scary-ass wig.
Elvis clones in shiny suits.
And, the hair on the back of my neck, standing straight up.
Oh, we picked up ground on the Strasburg? Good times.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.
Only 1.5 Back!!!
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 30, 2008 1:29 AM PDT reply actions
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