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I'm sorry, but do I really need to spell this out? Could there possibly be any reason for why I would write this besides "Dex is losing his sense of humor"?

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Rows of lights to illuminate lines
Why don't they turn them off and let us see night
Drove crazed, grooming my lies
You can't look in on one way eyes

by CurbEnthusiasm on Aug 26, 2008 10:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

⠏⠁⠥⠇ ⠍⠉⠁⠝⠥⠇⠞⠽

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 11:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I miss the Old Dex

The one who “wanted the WHOLE f***in’ lime in the bottle,” the one talked about everyone’s El Guapos.

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 27, 2008 6:43 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, I'm over it

But we’re gonna need something else to run into the ground now. Thoughts?

by Dalton on Aug 27, 2008 7:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm

Unicorns? Check.
Rainbows? Check.
Strasburg? Check.
Khalil as a robot? Check.
Wings standing by? Check.
AAAA team? Check.
P-Mac eats a lot? Check.
Gey for Gerut? Check.
Fat jokes? Check.

What else is there?

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 27, 2008 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Monkeys throwing poop?

That’s usually always good for some laughs.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 27, 2008 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

little people?

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 27, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS? Check?

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Aug 27, 2008 8:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that'll never get old

it’ll always be a good time but only if used properly

by Dex on Aug 27, 2008 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good one, WG!

That was AMAZING.

by Dalton on Aug 27, 2008 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 27, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now I know why Dex is mad

I guess this news put him in a tailspin for the day, and now he is taking it out on us.

http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/health/drugs/2008-08-27-enzyte-executive-sentenced_N.htm?csp=34

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 27, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know what's awesome about that link?

Right under the picture of “Bob”, the always smilin’ Enzyte guy, there’s a place to click to “Enlarge”.

by Drama on Aug 28, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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