Open Thread, 8/26: Padres vs Diamondbacks
Arizona Diamondbacks at San Diego Padres, Aug 26, 2008 7:05 PM PDT
JBox and I are going to set up the autopost thingy for every single Open Thread through to the end of the season. The notes we write won't make any sense in relation to the game because we'll have written them over the course of two days at the end of August, but at least they won't be late anymore. Also, if they somehow do make sense given the context of the game, then it proves that we're clairvoyant.
This is also the Open Thread where Drama's hoping that everybody makes an appearance. I'm down with that.
You bring the torches and I'll bring the gasoline. We're gonna burn the mofo down.
WE DON'T NEED NO WATER! LET THE MOTHERF_CKER BURN!!!
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Bat Wing, reporting in

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was in that movie
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
"Somebody said 'wings,' I heard it."

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
Dex and jbox, mailing it in for the rest of the season
Brings a tear to my eye…
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions
All the fat jokes
Must’ve hit home, and made them sad.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Headed out, so this will be my one and only post
Sad I’ll miss it
by matthewverygood on Aug 26, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
Pictures of those Gossip Girls
Don’t forget.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
redrum standing by

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Aug 26, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
i thought
it was just us that talked about Strasburg until i heard it at the game 80 billion times, from my uncle and randomly at school from someone that wasn’t even a baseball fan… i’m telling you people are gonna go nuts for this kid and start fights over where he’s gonna go, it’s gonna be intense
i’ll be in and out because boo i have homework but i’m sure i’ll be catching up on some hilarious stuff
Go Padres…even when we lose we win!
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
it was some random guy saying...
“dude this strasburg kid is gonna make BANNNNNK when he gets signed, he’ll go to some team for like eleven billion dollars, I don’t even watch baseball and i wanna watch this kid”
at this point i was dying mostly because of the way he said “bank”
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
yes 11 billion dollars
no kidding that is how much he said.
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
i'll try and get his contact info if i see him again
“excuse mr. i think baseball players make eleven billion dollars, can i have your name and address please? I know someone that would like to fight you. K, thanks.”
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
11 billion
Well, Boras IS his agent…
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
yoooo!
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
Checking in
Got the DNC on one TV and the Padres game on the other. Guess where more passion is coming from?
wuzzupp
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pounding like crazy
so i might as well entertain myself with the thread
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
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maybe its cus you've been having to get up early?
try some caffeine if you haven’t
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
no i got sick last night
had a fever
so its just a bad day and a half
watchign a apdre game wont help much im assuming but u guys are entertaining
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eeek that sucks
feel better soon!
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
thats the plan
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caffiene
Helps aspirin kick in faster. True fact.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
ill search for some 7up in a little bit
and then for some ib profin
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isn't 7up caffeine free?
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
iono but the bubbles help my tummy
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it's why they put it in excedrin
excedrin is good
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
yes i am
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1,2,3
GO CHAD!
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
haha, your posts are so fat
they’ve asexually reproduced
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
I thought we were blowin' this bitch up
I called in sick from softball to participate in here. Where is everyone? What do I have to do?
OK fine:
Khalil Greene is more valuable than Rafael Furcal.
I think I need more
obscene homerism:
Rafael Furcal is a product of big-market bias and is only more popular since he’s stolen a copuple more bags.
i effing hate furcal
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
Not reading the site much these days?
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh
Drama put on like 80 pounds. Not pretty.
And does NY not have the Internet???
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Just messin' with you
But seriously. Drama got big-time fat.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If you're into that kind of thing
and if you can find him under all the sweaty rolls.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
P.S.
I’ll need my People mag back when you’re done with it.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
When do we start ripping the people who don't show up tonight?
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
Hahahahaha
(Way to pretend Axion isn’t Bud Black.)
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I am both Sandy and Buddy and married to Scott Miller
ssshhhhhhh!
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
I KNEW IT!!!
And who the hell is Scott Miller???!!!
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, you don't know Scotty?
Well Scotty was born on…
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
fairweather and I
know a scott miller, and he knows more about baseball than anybody….but he would be too lazy to write a blog
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
TC strikes out
It really IS like old times!
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
woo hoo double play
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
*glares*
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Dykstra, quick
before his hip rots off
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
Good point
Get our money’s worth while we can.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
my friend was
she was so excited that he answered 2 of her questions
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caught up on the thread
and only one drink into the night
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
yup
and these tutu’s aren’t going to run around the police station by themselves
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
I have that as my wallpaper
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
That's one of those
“close your eyes, fingers crossed you don’t go blind” Google Image Searches
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
look a like
who does Chad look like, beside every new straigh barista at starbucks that is only going to last three weeks?
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
i keep thinking he is a skinnier version of geoff blum
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The guy who delivered my pizza tonight?
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
P.S.
FATSO.
I bet it wasn’t a vegetarian pizza.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
whatever
Im just glad your team is playing the role of spoiler! Thats all
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
The Padres are excellent at spoiling things
Like, say, their own season…
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Padre's drinking Game
I really think we should do it for the series against the Nats.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
I'll be playing my own game
When I’ll be there watching the games in DC. It’ll be called “pissing off my former locals by rooting vehemently against the home team”
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
better than me
I tend to piss on my coworkers playing drinking games.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
how is the DNC
MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS GAME PHANTOM? HUH? YOU TELL ME THAT MISTER? I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
fat jokes
The previous version of this open thread had an introductory paragraph that talked about how terrific it is that Gaslamp Ballers know how to completely run a joke into the ground. The very best is when we all make jokes after a post gets written about how certain jokes could be taken as offensive and wouldn’t be tolerated.
So… yeah…
look
who rode in on his fat unicorn, and high and mighty putting us back into our little places
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
ZOMG!
Hillary’s suit is awful. It looks like she scalped Carrot Top and bleached his mane for 15 minutes to get that color.
I think I just blacked out
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
That pitch
WAS FAT!
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
woah!!
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
suck it Webb!
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uuuggggggggggg Daaamaaa
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
Yeah
that guy absolutely looks like “the smoke guy.”
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
complete professionals
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
or the guy
that will sell you rings that turn your fingers green
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
I think the guy in charge
is this guy
http://www.gaslampball.com/users/kev
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
I need a refill
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
Dear Hillary,
You lost the nominating process. Please move along in a timely fashion.
Your pal,
The Democratic Party of the United States of America
one thing about the DP
is that they really know how to grab defeat from the jaws of victory.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
Hillary
is the DNC’s Manny Alexander.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
Finally got all the kids to bed, turned on mlb.tv
and we have three runs? Awesome!
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
wooooooooooooooooot
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Holy Crap!
Maybe the lack of run support by the Padres was lack of OT support here.
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
that would make me feel guilty
and we can’t have that………
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
A blast from the past
Rows of lights to illuminate lines
Why don't they turn them off and let us see night
Drove crazed, grooming my lies
You can't look in on one way eyes
by CurbEnthusiasm on Aug 26, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
Of all the disappointing things about this season, not getting a picture of that is right at the top of the list.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
a TTG original unicorn drawing with gaslamp ball banner tattooed on his upper leg shrouded in the forbidden forest (pubes). That I’ve got to see!
Who's trolling snakepit tonight?
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
Fatty McFatson
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
I'm just watching the lulz unfold
Their anguish is the nectar of gods.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
lol
at pro-wrestling reference. 6-1-9 booyaka booyaka
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Along those lines
when they showed the “smoker guy” I kept thinking to myself that he looked an awful lot like Edge.
Jayson Werth
on the Phillies – that guy is Edge.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I won't disagree
Because the Phillies are trash, but he does.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I'm here!!!
IN between the scrimmage and the meeting!!
Because I just could not let Drama down! I love you man!!!!!!!
OK, and since someone already brought up politics – the board meeting I am going to is being held at the grand Del Mar golf club right next door to where McCain is holding a big fund raiser shin dig – and yeah, I’m driving up there with my Obama magnet on my car and wearing my peace sign shirt because I am not afraid to be ME :-)
IOW – if you never hear from me again…..
Be safe. If they confront you,
just ask them how many houses they own. It will give you an opening to slip away.
Do we have
enough information about Reineke this point to determine what kind of pitcher he is? I’m thinking a flyball type that just might get torched outside of Petco.
Mrs. G
just came downstairs.
Looks at me drinking wine
Looks at the computer
Looks at the score of the game on the TV
Looks at the wine
computer
TV
finally she asks “are you drinking and watching a tivo game from last year?”
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
We should OT a game from last yr
That would be fun
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
What a great OT so far...
I was at the game last night and I should have called in sick today and just stayed in sunny SD. I can’t believe what the Padres are doing to the D-Bag aces…
It’s nice to find a little joy in this season of sadness…GO PADRES & GO GLB!
The guy in the red t=shirt?
D-back fan that can’t catch?
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
pant, pant - just got here
wait 5-0 woah! wait 254 comments, brb….
In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.
5-2 :/
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That's got to be
one of my biggest pet peeves. You’re a pitcher, it’s like your only job aside from pitching.
gotta love brian "little legs" giles
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I think now we can say with certainty
that Khalil punching the wall was the best thing that could have happened for the Padres. He sacrificed himself to save the team by letting a better short stop play. The needs of the many outweigh those of the few!
Long live Rodriguez!
I feel certain
that if Khalil had broken his hand in April, we would be headed toward the World Series.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
What do you mean by "really?"
As in “really heavy?”???
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
maybe a better hitting shortstop
but not a better shortstop defensively
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
not if people like flashy
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
He's not even a better hitter.
His career OPS+ is 73. Khalil’s is 95. Khalil had a bad year. It happens.
Don't know what type of pitcher he is,
but he ain’t much of a bunter.
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
You are just terrible with the pictures lately
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Next time

If you’re going to post a dead link, at least cheat the width/height properties, so that when it doesn’t show and people assume it’s probably your junk, they’ll at least think they’re big.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
That's mean
That image box is only like 150px. What’re you trying to say?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I can't tell
when jbox is serious or joking…one day he is just going to snap, chug a strawberry milkshake from jack in the box, and shut down the whole interweb
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
in color,
experience, or actual opinions?
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
he is a ballplayer
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
This is awesome
So bloody rec’d. Somebody needs to come up with a flashy gimmick like this when we play the D-Backs.
oh btw
headache is gone
thanks for making me drink soda to help kick the aspirin in gear :)
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naw i dont feel liek throwing up
cuz i tried and threw up when i was liek 12
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i reeeally dont like throwing up
very unpleasant
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you dont use the good gin...
fatso stoopid
In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.
Wait till you become an alcoholic.
Then it’s like simulatenously the best and the most disappointing thing ever.
thats not exactly my lifes goal
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pop rocks
brings up a great story from college….but that is another forum
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
always makes me think of the movie Urban Legends
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didn't see it
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
you should
its fricken crazyyy
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i laughed at it
but i find humor in most things
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
it was funny
but that girl was effing insane.
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glad its gone
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
Heck yeah
Cokes and excedrin is the best way to kill a headache, stat.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
yes yes yes yes yes
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
no coke, its icky. no excedrin, we have ib profin
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lulz update
Snakepit is completely and totally GEY for Gerut.
And by “gey” – I mean “conspiracy to commit murder.”
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
and they wanna kill his dog too
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Whoa
LLWS for the DS is really fun. It doesn’t require a master lock combination every time you want to throw a pitch!
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
We need a Wii
review, stat! Also, anyone pick up the new Maroi game? I’ll be getting that once I finish up with Lost Odyssey (which is to say, never).
it looks like
the current ball boy.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
Marcus chong?
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the guy from BJ and The Bear?
Greg Evigan? He played for us?
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
Wow
No wonder I feel so at home with you fellas.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I dare all of you
to tell the children to leave the room and google
“esurance rule 34”
Difficulty: moderate safe search OFF
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
you survived?
ok, type in anything imaginable + “rule 34”
=win
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
Please
As long as safe search is off, “erin esurance” will bring up the same results, regardless. Frickin pervs, the internets are.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Ever see . . .
Those cheesy Maxim ads they try to make it look like a flirtatious interview with Erin Esurance?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
GONZOOOO
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Nice to see
i think I’m gonna head out, GLB is getting to be really finicky for me. Night all. Thanks for the nostalgia.
OH MY GOD
That’s right on the side of WG’s van!!!
by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
ha
the other side has a window cut out of it where he passes out ice cream
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
I like cereal
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
“Do you like syrup?”
“Does syrup have sugar in it?”
“Yes.”
“Then YES!”
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
chris rock
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
thank you TC
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oh my
i love tony clark
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
dude
derrick barry on america’s got talent. oh-em-gee, looks like a woman
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
Barrack
is a relief pitcher for the Snakes!!!
Man that guy got some talent.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
man..
when work tells you to lead a conference call with Asia on wednesday, make sure they’re not talking about wednesday in asia, which is actually tuesday….
by pjbno4 on Aug 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
man
one letter away from a texan being banned
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
seriously...
and then they have the nerve to ask me questions in english that’s pretty good, but still accented enough that it’s hard for me to understand…
how dare they
they should speak whatever language they speak in asia….is that asianglish?
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
not that I thought this was funny, per se...
just that I recommend they’re not talking about tuesday
In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.
The umps in this series suck.. I was there last night and Peavy got hosed by that Winters guy
Those runs against him never should have scored bc Reynolds should have struck out
by kdukat on Aug 26, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
It's right on the tip of my tongue
baiting…..hating…..
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
oh yeah, season negating.
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ducksnorts
would have “banleted” you for that type of comment
by pasadenapadre on Aug 26, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Dolphin Porn?
Because I think that was required for this OT and hasn’t showed up yet.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
Look up "Hulkamania"
on urban dictionary. Defintion 1
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I'm tempted to reply "fatty" to every post
In order to double the post count
But I’m very afraid it will get me banleted. Or at least banned, because the deleted part would be tedious.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
The picture is all distorted so that the team in red is losing. This is all screwy.
I’m about to call tech support.
That's Acer, right?
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You just have to reset
try Ctrl Alt Del enter enter
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by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine says 6-2
I keep knocking the crap out of it but it won’t change.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Giles' HR earlier
6th Padre to reach 10 HRs this year.
If Headley hits two more that will make seven.
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You mean
The current first baseman for the Las Vegas 51s?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
so what was a better signing
Andruw or Juan?
Can’t wait till Pavano joins the Dodgers next year.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
You know those parking lots in Vegas
Where you can rent all sorts of exotic cars for exorbitant amounts?
That’s Andruw Jones’ garage. All the cars are imported, silver, and from Europe.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Picturing the conversations with the Dodger Front Office
Colletti: How’s it going out there Andruw? Got your swing worked out? Confidence back? Ready to join the big club?
Jones: Yeah. About that. This is really going to take another couple weeks. I’m close though. Real close.
Hangs up, returns to strip club buffet.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/mlb/news/2001/07/25/andruw_goldclub_ap/
by goose1 on Aug 26, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm sure that gives real first basemen the warm fuzzies
“I’m too fat and hobbled, I can only play first”
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be
the first Padres team since 1970 to have 7 Padres hitters with 10 HRs. In 1970 they had 8 players do it.
If you can name all of them, then…
you have an internet connection or are very old and have a memory like an elephant.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
Hint
if you can name a current manager, a current baseball announcer, the father of a former cardinal with strange facial hair and a Padre player who should have his number retired then you are halfway there.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
Joe Torre, Vin Scully, Tony LaRussa's dad and Gene Richards
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
No, No, What facial hair, and I need you to make a case for it (but no).
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
Downtown Ollie Brown
Rows of lights to illuminate lines
Why don't they turn them off and let us see night
Drove crazed, grooming my lies
You can't look in on one way eyes
by CurbEnthusiasm on Aug 26, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Torre is a manager, Vin Scully is a manager, Tony LaRussa's dad had a wicked beard and because I said so.
Don’t change the rules.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I should have specified
Color Commentator (and former manager)
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
Wait Dammit
Tumor
Not former manager. I’m thinking of someone else.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
And the other three are gonna be guys that probably never played again
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
More or less
They either retired shortly there after, or they should have.
One of them is actually dead.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
Thank you very much
April 4th, 1970.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
pacific eye center
finally checking in!
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by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Giles 3 run dinger
Kouz 2 run run double.
Mark Reynolds 2 run shot.
Ago-Savior Double-Double
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
that little ol' lady on the crosswalk?
In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.
nope definitely didnt miss her.
speaking of which, anyone know how to pull dents out of a ford ranger?
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Ronnie Harmon
Carney kicked the Extra point
Leslie O’Neal sacked the Cardinals QB for a safety.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
heard craig wheelihan is available
yeah i know im bad at spelling. what of it
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lol
The Sam Bowie of the NFL.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Except
The Blazers could have had Jordan.
The Chargers had no shot at Leaf. (But of course the Chargers traded up to get him, sign)
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
You know what I mean
Because the Rockets could’ve had Jordan too, but they took Hakeem, and it worked out pretty good for them too.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
lmao the lights
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
i saw that last night
and was also unsure about the bidnow
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
but he added a "K" and "Car"
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
he just likes pretty lights
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
i'd cry if it was my name
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
Oscillate wildly
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait a minute here...
Our middle relief threw 2 scoreless innings against a division leading team…waaaaa????
I am even looking forward to seeing Hoffy get into the game…I’m delirious!
hArrison is clutch. Hoffman should retire!!!!!!! Pads suck. Go chargers.
Wait, am I in the right place? is this SignonSanDiego?
kooooooooooz
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
look at your man!
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
i dont think you need to ask her to do that
pretty sure she’s already there
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oooh yes
cant wait til tomorrow
im gonna be soo close to him haha
havent been down by the dugout in a long time
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
i actually meant to say
be proud of your man, but i think i fell asleep halfway through…and figured whatever it works
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
oh. very proud :)
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
Agon's gonna need the oxygen tank
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
i'm going to post a hilarious/sad fanshot shortly as soon as my phone emails this picture to my comp
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You got here late, so I'll pass along the new rule.
Apparently we’re not allowed to post pics of our “junk”.
JBay had a good game so far too, no?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Aug 26, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
No! Damn Central Time cuts into my bar time!
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Aug 26, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
so who would win in a race
Agon from 2nd to home or WG from the school parking lot to the ice cream truck?
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
Is it hot or cold out when the truck goes by?
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
With sprinkles
And the cherries are there.
If you know what I mean.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
uhm
of course not, who wears pants?
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
not guys in ice cream trucks.
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That makes for some odd moose knuckle
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
This isn't even a contest
I am like Flash Gordon when I hear the ice cream truck song.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 27, 2008 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Threw his copy of Wii Sports, yes
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
My team from Latin America
just hung four runs in the 5th to come from behind and beat Japan 6-4. LLWS, DS.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Base Wars, NES
Robot baseball, where there are no force outs . . . only DEATH
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
we play an RBI baseball drinking game
drink one second per base, so 1 for single, etc
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It rules
When you beat the guy, and you have like three seconds to jump on the defeated player like a trampoline.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Resistance if futile
The Falkenborg is here.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
Tonight feels like 2007
or for WG about 70 lbs ago…and three intereventions ago for me………
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
Actually we're all here to talk to you about something Sammy G....
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
hi i'm chris hansen with dateline
why don’t you take a seat
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With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Warning Nerd humor here
So is he like 7 of 9. We liberated him from the Dodgers. He is free to think for his own now. No longer bound by the oppressive and evil Jeff Kent.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Aug 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean our prevent defense.
We got Rodney Harrison back there.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
Dolphin Porn is still nowhere to be found.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
check out the 1 pic on the 3rd column
http://images.google.com/images?q=dolphin%20porn&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
My wife left me when the dolphins at Seaworld gave me an erection
Now I’m going to wash my hands.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
I'll substitute this one in order to keep it pc. Use your imagination.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
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Rows of lights to illuminate lines
Why don't they turn them off and let us see night
Drove crazed, grooming my lies
You can't look in on one way eyes
by CurbEnthusiasm on Aug 26, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Bring in Thatcher!
Strasburg! Strasburg!
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
uh-oh...
need……scotch…..right…..now.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
We have to bring the Heat up 6 runs??
Ridiculous. But cool too, ‘cuz, you know, it’s the Heat
Padres for life
So, has heater grown that beard
since the last time we had a lead in the 8th?
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrannies of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepards the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers’ keeper and finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
Ain’t no f*ckin’ ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin’ his wife’s feet, and stickin’ your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain’t the same f*ckin’ ballpark, it ain’t the same league, it ain’t even the same f*ckin’ sport. Look, foot massages don’t mean sh*t.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Rows of lights to illuminate lines
Why don't they turn them off and let us see night
Drove crazed, grooming my lies
You can't look in on one way eyes
by CurbEnthusiasm on Aug 26, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, Falkenborg, real quick note here...
Yeah, good stuff. No. Definitely. You’re doing great. Now, some people might say late in a game with a big lead you sort of go after guys instead of walking them on 4 pitches. Just some of that old crazy “baseball talk.” But maybe try it out. Live a little.
Here comes The Heat
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”
Consider the Heat broughten
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Was Matty V singing
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
going to my brothers house
yay pads
have fun everyone
night
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
crazier than a bag of hammers?!?!?!??!?
thats almost as good as “dumber than a box of hair”
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game still on?
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Aug 26, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
I've had better
(wink wink)
(in WG’s direction)
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Aug 26, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Trying to remember if he whore pants?
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
Whoa freudian slip.
Wore pants. Not whore pants.
I really just can’t make my fingers do what I want tonight.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
twss
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a hair under 11 Feet
He rounds up though, to feel like a real man.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
The Giles HR
Also tied him for 6th on the Padres all time runs list with Gary Templeton.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
secretly he is
his heart doesn’t thump normally it goes “jody, jody, jody”
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
We need a lot more comments to get to 1000
I thought we might do it, but we’re running low on innings. I blame myself for being a fat horse and arriving late.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
apparently no one likes my poignant fanshot
cries in to beer
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2 (gay comment alert!!!)
and 1982731923. thats a lot of dude
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All 6 foot 11 inches of dude
Can you handle that ladies….
or men.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
fatty!
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm just gonna assume that's a dude
and those are perfectly acceptable man-tits
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
I really need to turn my safe search on
Before search for “fatty” pictures.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
Yes. I blacked out yesterday
when searching “fat lady opera”
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
They've already quit
They just wanna see their Webby
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
He just needs to kneel down a couple of times.
No worries.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
Tomko must think he's good luck
“Hey, isn’t it crazy that EVERY game I’m in my team has at least a 6-15 run lead? Crazy right?”
wow, i'm trying to catch up on the comments
you guys tore this OT’s ass to shreds.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Aug 26, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
it looked pretty good
i may have to call in sick tomorrow and go through them.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Aug 26, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah i'll prolly hit it up during boring times in the office manana
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No kidding
I’ve pretty much decided that I need to work from home tomorrow to catch up on all sorts of things and this thread will be one of them!
Okay
We had rainbows and unicorns, some form of dolphin porn, dancing spideys. Did I miss J-Dub calling the no-hiiter?
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
she is so disbarred
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Aug 26, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
When did the bullpen phone
get the new line that reaches 2007?
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
20 wins in a row
begins this homestand. i’m calling it.
we’re going to the playoffs boys. get ready.
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
We need 13 more
to guarantee a non-100 loss season I believe.
Not that I’m for that at all. I hope we never win again (in 2008).
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
yeah
i agree. winning really doesn’t matter anymore. i mean it hasn’t the past 4 months.
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
you're always ready
…. to EAT!!
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
We can watch the Padres in the playoffs from my candy cane house!
It’s right on a river of gumdrops and cotton candy.
Love the optimism.
This could be a great season!
Had it started yesterday…..
Taking down Haren and Webb on consecutive nights is pretty damn impressive. Probably the best Padre baseball I’ve seen all season.
and thank you, lardass
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Aug 26, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I had fun crashing the party
I slipped Sammy G some roofies in order to steal some beers.
The toliet is officially clogged.
And I’m off to piss on the lawn and call the cops.
Peace Out.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
OMG
YOU’RE ALIVE!
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
where ya been?
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
Back!
Did I miss anything?
Oh hell – the Padres did what?? The WON? They beat WEBB? No fricking way!!! Giles hit a 3-run HR – did someone not tell him that the Padres only hit solo shots? That his power is gone? Wahooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Board meeting had some minor drama – voices raised by someone who is always so soft spoken and even tempered too – shocked me really – wait until some of you guys have kids old enough to play in these leagues. The political drama involved with administering them will just stun you.
hay guise
17. Speaking to reporters, IOC president Jacques Rogge criticized:
(a) The Chinese government, for reportedly sentencing two protest-permit-filing septuagenarian women to a labor re-education camp
(b) The IOC, for reportedly cutting a secret deal allowing Chinese Internet censorship of foreign journalists
(c) The Chinese government, for revoking the visa of former Olympian and Team Darfur activist Joey Cheek
(d) The IOC, for saying nothing about Cheek
(e) Bolt, for being happy
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 26, 2008 11:46 PM PDT reply actions
You can thank me now
I went to the last 2 games and we pwned.
I would go to tomorrow’s game but I have to work or soemthing.
700+ ? You guise did gReat.
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