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Open Thread, 8/26: Padres vs Diamondbacks

Crackerjackdex2_tiny by Dex on Comment 747 comments

Arizona Diamondbacks at San Diego Padres, Aug 26, 2008 7:05 PM PDT


JBox and I are going to set up the autopost thingy for every single Open Thread through to the end of the season. The notes we write won't make any sense in relation to the game because we'll have written them over the course of two days at the end of August, but at least they won't be late anymore. Also, if they somehow do make sense given the context of the game, then it proves that we're clairvoyant.

This is also the Open Thread where Drama's hoping that everybody makes an appearance. I'm down with that.

You bring the torches and I'll bring the gasoline. We're gonna burn the mofo down.

WE DON'T NEED NO WATER! LET THE MOTHERF_CKER BURN!!!

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All Wings, damnit


Report in

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bat Wing, reporting in

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

submarine wing?

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was in that movie

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was more

of a family guy reference, but sure, why not.

by motoole on Aug 26, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Red 6

standing by

by Dalton on Aug 26, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Somebody said 'wings,' I heard it."

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All the fat jokes

Must’ve hit home, and made them sad.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We've been mailing it in all season

now it’s even more transparent.

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Red 3

Standing by

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

redrum standing by

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Aug 26, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Red Koolaid standing by

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

REEEEAAAAARRRRD LAAAYDAARRR!!!

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought

it was just us that talked about Strasburg until i heard it at the game 80 billion times, from my uncle and randomly at school from someone that wasn’t even a baseball fan… i’m telling you people are gonna go nuts for this kid and start fights over where he’s gonna go, it’s gonna be intense

i’ll be in and out because boo i have homework but i’m sure i’ll be catching up on some hilarious stuff

Go Padres…even when we lose we win!

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it was some random guy saying...

“dude this strasburg kid is gonna make BANNNNNK when he gets signed, he’ll go to some team for like eleven billion dollars, I don’t even watch baseball and i wanna watch this kid”

at this point i was dying mostly because of the way he said “bank”

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

$Texas

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes 11 billion dollars

no kidding that is how much he said.

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'll try and get his contact info if i see him again

“excuse mr. i think baseball players make eleven billion dollars, can i have your name and address please? I know someone that would like to fight you. K, thanks.”

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

11 billion

Well, Boras IS his agent…

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yoooo!

"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."

by freelunch on Aug 26, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Checking in

Got the DNC on one TV and the Padres game on the other. Guess where more passion is coming from?

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wuzzupp

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pounding like crazy

so i might as well entertain myself with the thread

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe its cus you've been having to get up early?

try some caffeine if you haven’t

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no i got sick last night

had a fever
so its just a bad day and a half
watchign a apdre game wont help much im assuming but u guys are entertaining

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eeek that sucks

feel better soon!

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats the plan

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

caffiene

Helps aspirin kick in faster. True fact.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ill search for some 7up in a little bit

and then for some ib profin

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

isn't 7up caffeine free?

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

iono but the bubbles help my tummy

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's why they put it in excedrin

excedrin is good

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes i am

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1,2,3

GO CHAD!

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

omgz

the dramz is in the house

"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."

by freelunch on Aug 26, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brandon Webb

Big douchebag or biggest douchebag?

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Most massivest

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha, your posts are so fat

they’ve asexually reproduced

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought we were blowin' this bitch up

I called in sick from softball to participate in here. Where is everyone? What do I have to do?

OK fine:

Khalil Greene is more valuable than Rafael Furcal.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Standing by for rage

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I need more

obscene homerism:

Rafael Furcal is a product of big-market bias and is only more popular since he’s stolen a copuple more bags.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i effing hate furcal

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's with

all the fat jokes?

by motoole on Aug 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG

Drama is so gonna lose it if you’re here.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no,

i’ve been in new york all summer.

by motoole on Aug 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

Drama put on like 80 pounds. Not pretty.

And does NY not have the Internet???

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

touche.

i have no excuse, wg. beg pardon.

by motoole on Aug 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just messin' with you

But seriously. Drama got big-time fat.

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Suddenly

I feel a small bit of empathy for New York frat dudes, jocks and womanizers. Never thought that would happen. It must have been a blood bath out there.

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cmon Dennehy

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Chad,

Please throw strikes.

Your pal,

Buddy

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

P.S.

I’ll need my People mag back when you’re done with it.

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I'm still

working on US Weekly.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

like Bud Black?

Just assuming he’s not around.

by Dalton on Aug 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahahaha

(Way to pretend Axion isn’t Bud Black.)

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am both Sandy and Buddy and married to Scott Miller

ssshhhhhhh!

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats jon with no h get it right, thanks jh

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I KNEW IT!!!

And who the hell is Scott Miller???!!!

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, you don't know Scotty?

Well Scotty was born on…

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fairweather and I

know a scott miller, and he knows more about baseball than anybody….but he would be too lazy to write a blog

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The new Randy Wolf

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TC strikes out

It really IS like old times!

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

woo hoo double play

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn

I’m way behind.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for sure

cus i even waited a bit

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I seriously

advocate trying to trade both him and Kouz this off-season.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*glares*

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way, Adrian stays

I heart him.

Padres for life

by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dykstra, quick

before his hip rots off

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good point

Get our money’s worth while we can.

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my friend was

she was so excited that he answered 2 of her questions

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

caught up on the thread

and only one drink into the night

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yup

and these tutu’s aren’t going to run around the police station by themselves

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why did I do this?

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have that as my wallpaper

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's one of those

“close your eyes, fingers crossed you don’t go blind” Google Image Searches

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chad Reineke,

not a control artist.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

look a like

who does Chad look like, beside every new straigh barista at starbucks that is only going to last three weeks?

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i keep thinking he is a skinnier version of geoff blum

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Casey Afffleck?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

same guy

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

P.S.

FATSO.
I bet it wasn’t a vegetarian pizza.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

meatarian

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cmon Padres

The NL West is counting on you!

Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!

by MohrPlease on Aug 26, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey everybody look

this guy showed up

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that effin' guy....

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

who ya callin

THAT GUY?!?

Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!

by MohrPlease on Aug 26, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whatever

Im just glad your team is playing the role of spoiler! Thats all

Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!

by MohrPlease on Aug 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Padre's drinking Game

I really think we should do it for the series against the Nats.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll be playing my own game

When I’ll be there watching the games in DC. It’ll be called “pissing off my former locals by rooting vehemently against the home team”

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

better than me

I tend to piss on my coworkers playing drinking games.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anybody watching the DNC?

Hillary’s intro video is awful. Completely wrong tone.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice

They’re just trying to make her into a rock star. You would think SHE was the nominee. Pretty dumb move by the Obama campaign to let this slide. Completely different tone than the Kennedy and Michelle videos yesterday.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how is the DNC

MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS GAME PHANTOM? HUH? YOU TELL ME THAT MISTER? I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fat jokes

The previous version of this open thread had an introductory paragraph that talked about how terrific it is that Gaslamp Ballers know how to completely run a joke into the ground. The very best is when we all make jokes after a post gets written about how certain jokes could be taken as offensive and wouldn’t be tolerated.

So… yeah…

by Dex on Aug 26, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

look

who rode in on his fat unicorn, and high and mighty putting us back into our little places

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sammy G

you have any interest in that video game MLB 08 the show? It’s almost out of date, but I still have it for you.

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Back-to-back

hits off Webb? WTF?

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

U

Padres for life

by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ZOMG!

Hillary’s suit is awful. It looks like she scalped Carrot Top and bleached his mane for 15 minutes to get that color.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed. Horrible.

Matching thong, ya think?

by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GILLIES

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I just blacked out

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That pitch

WAS FAT!

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

woah!!

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

suck it Webb!

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lower walkway

in RF, 2 sections over from the porch.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

no worries. I get the Padres game on one computer, GLB on another, and the DNC on the tele.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poor Webby.

Blinded by Hillary’s prison jumpsuit.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

Looked like a slider that didn’t. That ball was completley hammered.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uuuggggggggggg Daaamaaa

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

that guy absolutely looks like “the smoke guy.”

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

complete professionals

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or the guy

that will sell you rings that turn your fingers green

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the guy in charge

is this guy

http://www.gaslampball.com/users/kev

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need a refill

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Hillary,

You lost the nominating process. Please move along in a timely fashion.

Your pal,

The Democratic Party of the United States of America

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

one thing about the DP

is that they really know how to grab defeat from the jaws of victory.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Phantom

Can we stop with the DNC talk now?

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just trying to get some movement

in here. And I figure it’s kinda a big deal.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hillary

is the DNC’s Manny Alexander.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She was on

the Mitchell Report?

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Finally got all the kids to bed, turned on mlb.tv

and we have three runs? Awesome!

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wooooooooooooooooot

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know you clocked one

when Adrian Gonzalez scores from first

Padres for life

by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

he’s got square wheels.

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy Crap!

Maybe the lack of run support by the Padres was lack of OT support here.

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that would make me feel guilty

and we can’t have that………

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

you could time it with a sun dial

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A blast from the past

Rows of lights to illuminate lines
Why don't they turn them off and let us see night
Drove crazed, grooming my lies
You can't look in on one way eyes

by CurbEnthusiasm on Aug 26, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of Unicorns

I’m dying to see TTG’s Unicorn tattoo.

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

Of all the disappointing things about this season, not getting a picture of that is right at the top of the list.

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

a TTG original unicorn drawing with gaslamp ball banner tattooed on his upper leg shrouded in the forbidden forest (pubes). That I’ve got to see!

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who's trolling snakepit tonight?

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fatty McFatson

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just watching the lulz unfold

Their anguish is the nectar of gods.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How many pitches

for Webb this inning?

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

at pro-wrestling reference. 6-1-9 booyaka booyaka

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Along those lines

when they showed the “smoker guy” I kept thinking to myself that he looked an awful lot like Edge.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jayson Werth

on the Phillies – that guy is Edge.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WERTH???

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's

an insult to Edge.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I won't disagree

Because the Phillies are trash, but he does.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and ugly

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

speaking of jayson werth

does someone heres dad have season tickets in P 111, R 20?

by 'Eaters on Aug 26, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

57

af the end of the inning. I don’t know how many there were before the inning.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a whoppin'

Time to throw up some zeros on the other side, rook.

Padres for life

by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Batted around.

Nice inning Pads. Hold it, Chad.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm here!!!

IN between the scrimmage and the meeting!!

Because I just could not let Drama down! I love you man!!!!!!!

OK, and since someone already brought up politics – the board meeting I am going to is being held at the grand Del Mar golf club right next door to where McCain is holding a big fund raiser shin dig – and yeah, I’m driving up there with my Obama magnet on my car and wearing my peace sign shirt because I am not afraid to be ME :-)
IOW – if you never hear from me again…..

by Christina on Aug 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Be safe. If they confront you,

just ask them how many houses they own. It will give you an opening to slip away.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

from ESPN gamecast

chances of scoring 6+ runs this inning (0 outs, no runners on): 24.65

by 'Eaters on Aug 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do we have

enough information about Reineke this point to determine what kind of pitcher he is? I’m thinking a flyball type that just might get torched outside of Petco.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well crap

Padres for life

by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol'd

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heart mrs sammy g

In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.

by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Darn

5-2 Pads.

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What a great OT so far...

I was at the game last night and I should have called in sick today and just stayed in sunny SD. I can’t believe what the Padres are doing to the D-Bag aces…

It’s nice to find a little joy in this season of sadness…GO PADRES & GO GLB!

by pasadenapadre on Aug 26, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The guy in the red t=shirt?

D-back fan that can’t catch?

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pant, pant - just got here

wait 5-0 woah! wait 254 comments, brb….

In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.

by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

5-2 :/

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mr. Hundley!

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If he can

become a bit more consistent, we’ve got good things at C in our future.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's got to be

one of my biggest pet peeves. You’re a pitcher, it’s like your only job aside from pitching.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotta love brian "little legs" giles

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think now we can say with certainty

that Khalil punching the wall was the best thing that could have happened for the Padres. He sacrificed himself to save the team by letting a better short stop play. The needs of the many outweigh those of the few!

Long live Rodriguez!

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, the response is coming.

And part of it includes that little bit of rally killing.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh no!

Please let it go! Let one Khalil comment go without a response.

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My bad

I thought we were kicking it old school.,

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel certain

that if Khalil had broken his hand in April, we would be headed toward the World Series.

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And "outweigh"??

Really? More fat jokes? DEX!!!!!

by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What do you mean by "really?"

As in “really heavy?”???

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe a better hitting shortstop

but not a better shortstop defensively

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Khalil's defense

is flashy. We can do without it.

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not if people like flashy

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Khalil had a personality and a haircut

he’d be in Portland. We can both agree on that right?

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe

there are times when i think that…lol

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's not even a better hitter.

His career OPS+ is 73. Khalil’s is 95. Khalil had a bad year. It happens.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't know what type of pitcher he is,

but he ain’t much of a bunter.

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We can't see it

I’m assuming it’s a picture of your junk. This is your last warning.

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Next time

If you’re going to post a dead link, at least cheat the width/height properties, so that when it doesn’t show and people assume it’s probably your junk, they’ll at least think they’re big.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

always

trying to help an e-brotha out.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's mean

That image box is only like 150px. What’re you trying to say?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't tell

when jbox is serious or joking…one day he is just going to snap, chug a strawberry milkshake from jack in the box, and shut down the whole interweb

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tempted

To make a joke about the preview button and a high-fat content piece of food.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs