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Open Thread, 8/26: Padres vs Diamondbacks

Crackerjackdex2_tiny by Dex on Comment 747 comments

Arizona Diamondbacks at San Diego Padres, Aug 26, 2008 7:05 PM PDT


JBox and I are going to set up the autopost thingy for every single Open Thread through to the end of the season. The notes we write won't make any sense in relation to the game because we'll have written them over the course of two days at the end of August, but at least they won't be late anymore. Also, if they somehow do make sense given the context of the game, then it proves that we're clairvoyant.

This is also the Open Thread where Drama's hoping that everybody makes an appearance. I'm down with that.

You bring the torches and I'll bring the gasoline. We're gonna burn the mofo down.

WE DON'T NEED NO WATER! LET THE MOTHERF_CKER BURN!!!

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All Wings, damnit


Report in

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bat Wing, reporting in

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

submarine wing?

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was in that movie

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was more

of a family guy reference, but sure, why not.

by motoole on Aug 26, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Red 6

standing by

by Dalton on Aug 26, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Somebody said 'wings,' I heard it."

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All the fat jokes

Must’ve hit home, and made them sad.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We've been mailing it in all season

now it’s even more transparent.

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Red 3

Standing by

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

redrum standing by

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Aug 26, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Red Koolaid standing by

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

REEEEAAAAARRRRD LAAAYDAARRR!!!

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought

it was just us that talked about Strasburg until i heard it at the game 80 billion times, from my uncle and randomly at school from someone that wasn’t even a baseball fan… i’m telling you people are gonna go nuts for this kid and start fights over where he’s gonna go, it’s gonna be intense

i’ll be in and out because boo i have homework but i’m sure i’ll be catching up on some hilarious stuff

Go Padres…even when we lose we win!

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it was some random guy saying...

“dude this strasburg kid is gonna make BANNNNNK when he gets signed, he’ll go to some team for like eleven billion dollars, I don’t even watch baseball and i wanna watch this kid”

at this point i was dying mostly because of the way he said “bank”

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

$Texas

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes 11 billion dollars

no kidding that is how much he said.

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'll try and get his contact info if i see him again

“excuse mr. i think baseball players make eleven billion dollars, can i have your name and address please? I know someone that would like to fight you. K, thanks.”

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

11 billion

Well, Boras IS his agent…

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yoooo!

"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."

by freelunch on Aug 26, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Checking in

Got the DNC on one TV and the Padres game on the other. Guess where more passion is coming from?

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wuzzupp

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pounding like crazy

so i might as well entertain myself with the thread

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe its cus you've been having to get up early?

try some caffeine if you haven’t

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no i got sick last night

had a fever
so its just a bad day and a half
watchign a apdre game wont help much im assuming but u guys are entertaining

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eeek that sucks

feel better soon!

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats the plan

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

caffiene

Helps aspirin kick in faster. True fact.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ill search for some 7up in a little bit

and then for some ib profin

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

isn't 7up caffeine free?

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

iono but the bubbles help my tummy

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's why they put it in excedrin

excedrin is good

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes i am

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1,2,3

GO CHAD!

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

omgz

the dramz is in the house

"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."

by freelunch on Aug 26, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brandon Webb

Big douchebag or biggest douchebag?

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Most massivest

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha, your posts are so fat

they’ve asexually reproduced

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought we were blowin' this bitch up

I called in sick from softball to participate in here. Where is everyone? What do I have to do?

OK fine:

Khalil Greene is more valuable than Rafael Furcal.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Standing by for rage

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I need more

obscene homerism:

Rafael Furcal is a product of big-market bias and is only more popular since he’s stolen a copuple more bags.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i effing hate furcal

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's with

all the fat jokes?

by motoole on Aug 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG

Drama is so gonna lose it if you’re here.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no,

i’ve been in new york all summer.

by motoole on Aug 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

Drama put on like 80 pounds. Not pretty.

And does NY not have the Internet???

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

touche.

i have no excuse, wg. beg pardon.

by motoole on Aug 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just messin' with you

But seriously. Drama got big-time fat.

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Suddenly

I feel a small bit of empathy for New York frat dudes, jocks and womanizers. Never thought that would happen. It must have been a blood bath out there.

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cmon Dennehy

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Chad,

Please throw strikes.

Your pal,

Buddy

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

P.S.

I’ll need my People mag back when you’re done with it.

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I'm still

working on US Weekly.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

like Bud Black?

Just assuming he’s not around.

by Dalton on Aug 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahahaha

(Way to pretend Axion isn’t Bud Black.)

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am both Sandy and Buddy and married to Scott Miller

ssshhhhhhh!

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats jon with no h get it right, thanks jh

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I KNEW IT!!!

And who the hell is Scott Miller???!!!

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, you don't know Scotty?

Well Scotty was born on…

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fairweather and I

know a scott miller, and he knows more about baseball than anybody….but he would be too lazy to write a blog

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The new Randy Wolf

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TC strikes out

It really IS like old times!

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

woo hoo double play

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn

I’m way behind.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for sure

cus i even waited a bit

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I seriously

advocate trying to trade both him and Kouz this off-season.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*glares*

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way, Adrian stays

I heart him.

Padres for life

by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dykstra, quick

before his hip rots off

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good point

Get our money’s worth while we can.

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my friend was

she was so excited that he answered 2 of her questions

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

caught up on the thread

and only one drink into the night

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yup

and these tutu’s aren’t going to run around the police station by themselves

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why did I do this?

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have that as my wallpaper

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's one of those

“close your eyes, fingers crossed you don’t go blind” Google Image Searches

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chad Reineke,

not a control artist.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

look a like

who does Chad look like, beside every new straigh barista at starbucks that is only going to last three weeks?

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i keep thinking he is a skinnier version of geoff blum

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Casey Afffleck?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

same guy

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

P.S.

FATSO.
I bet it wasn’t a vegetarian pizza.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

meatarian

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cmon Padres

The NL West is counting on you!

Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!

by MohrPlease on Aug 26, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey everybody look

this guy showed up

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that effin' guy....

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

who ya callin

THAT GUY?!?

Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!

by MohrPlease on Aug 26, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whatever

Im just glad your team is playing the role of spoiler! Thats all

Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!

by MohrPlease on Aug 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Padre's drinking Game

I really think we should do it for the series against the Nats.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll be playing my own game

When I’ll be there watching the games in DC. It’ll be called “pissing off my former locals by rooting vehemently against the home team”

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

better than me

I tend to piss on my coworkers playing drinking games.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anybody watching the DNC?

Hillary’s intro video is awful. Completely wrong tone.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice

They’re just trying to make her into a rock star. You would think SHE was the nominee. Pretty dumb move by the Obama campaign to let this slide. Completely different tone than the Kennedy and Michelle videos yesterday.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how is the DNC

MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS GAME PHANTOM? HUH? YOU TELL ME THAT MISTER? I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fat jokes

The previous version of this open thread had an introductory paragraph that talked about how terrific it is that Gaslamp Ballers know how to completely run a joke into the ground. The very best is when we all make jokes after a post gets written about how certain jokes could be taken as offensive and wouldn’t be tolerated.

So… yeah…

by Dex on Aug 26, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

look

who rode in on his fat unicorn, and high and mighty putting us back into our little places

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sammy G

you have any interest in that video game MLB 08 the show? It’s almost out of date, but I still have it for you.

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Back-to-back

hits off Webb? WTF?

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

U

Padres for life

by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ZOMG!

Hillary’s suit is awful. It looks like she scalped Carrot Top and bleached his mane for 15 minutes to get that color.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed. Horrible.

Matching thong, ya think?

by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GILLIES

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I just blacked out

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That pitch

WAS FAT!

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

woah!!

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

suck it Webb!

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lower walkway

in RF, 2 sections over from the porch.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

no worries. I get the Padres game on one computer, GLB on another, and the DNC on the tele.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poor Webby.

Blinded by Hillary’s prison jumpsuit.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

Looked like a slider that didn’t. That ball was completley hammered.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uuuggggggggggg Daaamaaa

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

that guy absolutely looks like “the smoke guy.”

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

complete professionals

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or the guy

that will sell you rings that turn your fingers green

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the guy in charge

is this guy

http://www.gaslampball.com/users/kev

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need a refill

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Hillary,

You lost the nominating process. Please move along in a timely fashion.

Your pal,

The Democratic Party of the United States of America

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

one thing about the DP

is that they really know how to grab defeat from the jaws of victory.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Phantom

Can we stop with the DNC talk now?

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just trying to get some movement

in here. And I figure it’s kinda a big deal.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hillary

is the DNC’s Manny Alexander.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She was on

the Mitchell Report?

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Finally got all the kids to bed, turned on mlb.tv

and we have three runs? Awesome!

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wooooooooooooooooot

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know you clocked one

when Adrian Gonzalez scores from first

Padres for life

by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

he’s got square wheels.

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy Crap!

Maybe the lack of run support by the Padres was lack of OT support here.

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that would make me feel guilty

and we can’t have that………

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

you could time it with a sun dial

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A blast from the past

Rows of lights to illuminate lines
Why don't they turn them off and let us see night
Drove crazed, grooming my lies
You can't look in on one way eyes

by CurbEnthusiasm on Aug 26, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of Unicorns

I’m dying to see TTG’s Unicorn tattoo.

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

Of all the disappointing things about this season, not getting a picture of that is right at the top of the list.

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

a TTG original unicorn drawing with gaslamp ball banner tattooed on his upper leg shrouded in the forbidden forest (pubes). That I’ve got to see!

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who's trolling snakepit tonight?

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fatty McFatson

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just watching the lulz unfold

Their anguish is the nectar of gods.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How many pitches

for Webb this inning?

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

at pro-wrestling reference. 6-1-9 booyaka booyaka

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Along those lines

when they showed the “smoker guy” I kept thinking to myself that he looked an awful lot like Edge.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jayson Werth

on the Phillies – that guy is Edge.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WERTH???

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's

an insult to Edge.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I won't disagree

Because the Phillies are trash, but he does.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and ugly

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

speaking of jayson werth

does someone heres dad have season tickets in P 111, R 20?

by 'Eaters on Aug 26, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

57

af the end of the inning. I don’t know how many there were before the inning.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a whoppin'

Time to throw up some zeros on the other side, rook.

Padres for life

by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Batted around.

Nice inning Pads. Hold it, Chad.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm here!!!

IN between the scrimmage and the meeting!!

Because I just could not let Drama down! I love you man!!!!!!!

OK, and since someone already brought up politics – the board meeting I am going to is being held at the grand Del Mar golf club right next door to where McCain is holding a big fund raiser shin dig – and yeah, I’m driving up there with my Obama magnet on my car and wearing my peace sign shirt because I am not afraid to be ME :-)
IOW – if you never hear from me again…..

by Christina on Aug 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Be safe. If they confront you,

just ask them how many houses they own. It will give you an opening to slip away.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

from ESPN gamecast

chances of scoring 6+ runs this inning (0 outs, no runners on): 24.65

by 'Eaters on Aug 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do we have

enough information about Reineke this point to determine what kind of pitcher he is? I’m thinking a flyball type that just might get torched outside of Petco.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well crap

Padres for life

by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol'd

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heart mrs sammy g

In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.

by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Darn

5-2 Pads.

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What a great OT so far...

I was at the game last night and I should have called in sick today and just stayed in sunny SD. I can’t believe what the Padres are doing to the D-Bag aces…

It’s nice to find a little joy in this season of sadness…GO PADRES & GO GLB!

by pasadenapadre on Aug 26, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The guy in the red t=shirt?

D-back fan that can’t catch?

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pant, pant - just got here

wait 5-0 woah! wait 254 comments, brb….

In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.

by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

5-2 :/

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mr. Hundley!

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If he can

become a bit more consistent, we’ve got good things at C in our future.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's got to be

one of my biggest pet peeves. You’re a pitcher, it’s like your only job aside from pitching.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotta love brian "little legs" giles

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think now we can say with certainty

that Khalil punching the wall was the best thing that could have happened for the Padres. He sacrificed himself to save the team by letting a better short stop play. The needs of the many outweigh those of the few!

Long live Rodriguez!

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, the response is coming.

And part of it includes that little bit of rally killing.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh no!

Please let it go! Let one Khalil comment go without a response.

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My bad

I thought we were kicking it old school.,

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel certain

that if Khalil had broken his hand in April, we would be headed toward the World Series.

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And "outweigh"??

Really? More fat jokes? DEX!!!!!

by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What do you mean by "really?"

As in “really heavy?”???

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe a better hitting shortstop

but not a better shortstop defensively

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Khalil's defense

is flashy. We can do without it.

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not if people like flashy

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Khalil had a personality and a haircut

he’d be in Portland. We can both agree on that right?

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe

there are times when i think that…lol

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's not even a better hitter.

His career OPS+ is 73. Khalil’s is 95. Khalil had a bad year. It happens.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't know what type of pitcher he is,

but he ain’t much of a bunter.

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We can't see it

I’m assuming it’s a picture of your junk. This is your last warning.

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Next time

If you’re going to post a dead link, at least cheat the width/height properties, so that when it doesn’t show and people assume it’s probably your junk, they’ll at least think they’re big.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

always

trying to help an e-brotha out.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's mean

That image box is only like 150px. What’re you trying to say?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't tell

when jbox is serious or joking…one day he is just going to snap, chug a strawberry milkshake from jack in the box, and shut down the whole interweb

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tempted

To make a joke about the preview button and a high-fat content piece of food.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's a little

lighter than Obama.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

damn

that’s skinny

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

in color,

experience, or actual opinions?

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he is a ballplayer

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love that movie

is this a remake? Or just a new cover?

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going through my photobucket.

All the stuff I posted last season.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is awesome

So bloody rec’d. Somebody needs to come up with a flashy gimmick like this when we play the D-Backs.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh btw

headache is gone
thanks for making me drink soda to help kick the aspirin in gear :)

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

naw i dont feel liek throwing up

cuz i tried and threw up when i was liek 12

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get back on the horse

you’re going to quit just like that?

by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i reeeally dont like throwing up

very unpleasant

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you dont use the good gin...

fatso stoopid

In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.

by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait till you become an alcoholic.

Then it’s like simulatenously the best and the most disappointing thing ever.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

its like

pulling off a scab….just needs to be done.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats not exactly my lifes goal

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pop rocks

brings up a great story from college….but that is another forum

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

always makes me think of the movie Urban Legends

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

didn't see it

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you should

its fricken crazyyy

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i laughed at it

but i find humor in most things

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was funny

but that girl was effing insane.

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

glad its gone

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heck yeah

Cokes and excedrin is the best way to kill a headache, stat.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes yes yes yes yes

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

zing

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no coke, its icky. no excedrin, we have ib profin

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ibuprofen

is good for your head but can be very bad for a sore tummy. best to get tylenol or excedrine tension headache… anything without aspirin

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lulz update

Snakepit is completely and totally GEY for Gerut.

And by “gey” – I mean “conspiracy to commit murder.”

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh

that is called O.J. love

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and they wanna kill his dog too

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa

LLWS for the DS is really fun. It doesn’t require a master lock combination every time you want to throw a pitch!

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We need a Wii

review, stat! Also, anyone pick up the new Maroi game? I’ll be getting that once I finish up with Lost Odyssey (which is to say, never).

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

going through my photobucket now

can anyone name this ex-Padre?

by 'Eaters on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sledge?

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cruz jr?

Padres for life

by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it looks like

the current ball boy.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

barfield?

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hairston?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Marcus chong?

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

McGriff

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ozzie?

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Benito?

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dravecky?

Oops. Sorry…this guy has two arms. Ummm…Tony Fernandez?

by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmmmmm

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm

Better start writing out “double play” from now on.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

No wonder I feel so at home with you fellas.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dare all of you

to tell the children to leave the room and google
“esurance rule 34”
Difficulty: moderate safe search OFF

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

woof

In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.

by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you survived?

ok, type in anything imaginable + “rule 34”

=win

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please

As long as safe search is off, “erin esurance” will bring up the same results, regardless. Frickin pervs, the internets are.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's just rule 34

:D

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ever see . . .

Those cheesy Maxim ads they try to make it look like a flirtatious interview with Erin Esurance?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why

did the Houston give up on this guy?

Was he blocked by Yao?

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Evil CY

whiffs. Love it.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GONZOOOO

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice to see

i think I’m gonna head out, GLB is getting to be really finicky for me. Night all. Thanks for the nostalgia.

by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Savior!

Padres for life

by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

in

before deleted.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH MY GOD

That’s right on the side of WG’s van!!!

by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

ha

the other side has a window cut out of it where he passes out ice cream

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah boy!

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like cereal

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Do you like syrup?”
“Does syrup have sugar in it?”
“Yes.”
“Then YES!”

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

chris rock

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank you TC

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh my

i love tony clark

"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."

by freelunch on Aug 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice play, Stone hands

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dude

derrick barry on america’s got talent. oh-em-gee, looks like a woman

"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."

by freelunch on Aug 26, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Barrack

is a relief pitcher for the Snakes!!!
Man that guy got some talent.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

man..

when work tells you to lead a conference call with Asia on wednesday, make sure they’re not talking about wednesday in asia, which is actually tuesday….

by pjbno4 on Aug 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

man

one letter away from a texan being banned

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously...

and then they have the nerve to ask me questions in english that’s pretty good, but still accented enough that it’s hard for me to understand…

by pjbno4 on Aug 26, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how dare they

they should speak whatever language they speak in asia….is that asianglish?

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not that I thought this was funny, per se...

just that I recommend they’re not talking about tuesday

In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.

by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The umps in this series suck.. I was there last night and Peavy got hosed by that Winters guy

Those runs against him never should have scored bc Reynolds should have struck out

by kdukat on Aug 26, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Winters

I seem to recall something about him….

Padres for life

by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's right on the tip of my tongue

baiting…..hating…..

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah, season negating.

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmmmm

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dolphin Porn?

Because I think that was required for this OT and hasn’t showed up yet.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look up "Hulkamania"

on urban dictionary. Defintion 1

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm tempted to reply "fatty" to every post

In order to double the post count

But I’m very afraid it will get me banleted. Or at least banned, because the deleted part would be tedious.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

It’s 1-888-WECOULDNOTCARELESS

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's Acer, right?

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You just have to reset

try Ctrl Alt Del enter enter

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats not funny

In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.

by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giles' HR earlier

6th Padre to reach 10 HRs this year.

If Headley hits two more that will make seven.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You mean

The current first baseman for the Las Vegas 51s?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so what was a better signing

Andruw or Juan?

Can’t wait till Pavano joins the Dodgers next year.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Define "better"

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know those parking lots in Vegas

Where you can rent all sorts of exotic cars for exorbitant amounts?

That’s Andruw Jones’ garage. All the cars are imported, silver, and from Europe.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Picturing the conversations with the Dodger Front Office

Colletti: How’s it going out there Andruw? Got your swing worked out? Confidence back? Ready to join the big club?

Jones: Yeah. About that. This is really going to take another couple weeks. I’m close though. Real close.

Hangs up, returns to strip club buffet.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/mlb/news/2001/07/25/andruw_goldclub_ap/

by goose1 on Aug 26, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm sure that gives real first basemen the warm fuzzies

“I’m too fat and hobbled, I can only play first”

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would be

the first Padres team since 1970 to have 7 Padres hitters with 10 HRs. In 1970 they had 8 players do it.

If you can name all of them, then…

you have an internet connection or are very old and have a memory like an elephant.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

recommend

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hint

if you can name a current manager, a current baseball announcer, the father of a former cardinal with strange facial hair and a Padre player who should have his number retired then you are halfway there.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice job.

Let’s go change your diaper.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, No, What facial hair, and I need you to make a case for it (but no).

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ed Spezio

Padres for life

by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

7 more to go

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

6

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Downtown Ollie Brown

Rows of lights to illuminate lines
Why don't they turn them off and let us see night
Drove crazed, grooming my lies
You can't look in on one way eyes

by CurbEnthusiasm on Aug 26, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

5

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cito Gaston?

Former Pad, yeah?

Padres for life

by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

4

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should have specified

Color Commentator (and former manager)

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait Dammit

Tumor

Not former manager. I’m thinking of someone else.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More or less

They either retired shortly there after, or they should have.

One of them is actually dead.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pacific eye center

finally checking in!

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

what did i miss?

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Giles 3 run dinger

Kouz 2 run run double.
Mark Reynolds 2 run shot.
Ago-Savior Double-Double

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thx

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that little ol' lady on the crosswalk?

In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.

by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope definitely didnt miss her.

speaking of which, anyone know how to pull dents out of a ford ranger?

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ronnie Harmon

Carney kicked the Extra point

Leslie O’Neal sacked the Cardinals QB for a safety.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh whoops

um. John Friesz fell down in the end zone for a safety.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

heard craig wheelihan is available

yeah i know im bad at spelling. what of it

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

The Sam Bowie of the NFL.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except

The Blazers could have had Jordan.

The Chargers had no shot at Leaf. (But of course the Chargers traded up to get him, sign)

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right

They had no shot with Leaf. But they had no shot at Manning.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what I mean

Because the Rockets could’ve had Jordan too, but they took Hakeem, and it worked out pretty good for them too.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmao the lights

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i saw that last night

and was also unsure about the bidnow

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but he added a "K" and "Car"

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he just likes pretty lights

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd cry if it was my name

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oscillate wildly

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

There’s a joke somewhere about K-Cars, but I can’t think of one here.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait a minute here...

Our middle relief threw 2 scoreless innings against a division leading team…waaaaa????

I am even looking forward to seeing Hoffy get into the game…I’m delirious!

by pasadenapadre on Aug 26, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hensley relief ERA

1.74

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

kooooooooooz

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

look at your man!

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont think you need to ask her to do that

pretty sure she’s already there

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oooh yes

cant wait til tomorrow

im gonna be soo close to him haha
havent been down by the dugout in a long time

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i actually meant to say

be proud of your man, but i think i fell asleep halfway through…and figured whatever it works

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh. very proud :)

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~

by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kouzy!

Padres for life

by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ha!

In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.

by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bizarro padres 2008

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

eww!

In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.

by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You got here late, so I'll pass along the new rule.

Apparently we’re not allowed to post pics of our “junk”.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

touche

and consequently: crap, there goes my idea

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but in all reality, i just posted it

observe and weep

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry. Forgot the big night.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Aug 26, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Reineke hit for the cycle.

Can’t believe you missed that.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Marcus Giles pitched a 1-2-3 7th

His reinvention is going smooth.

by goose1 on Aug 26, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crazy ass knuckle ball.

Mirabelli can really smother that thing though.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JBay had a good game so far too, no?

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Aug 26, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not as good as Mike Colangelo

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No! Damn Central Time cuts into my bar time!

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Aug 26, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so who would win in a race

Agon from 2nd to home or WG from the school parking lot to the ice cream truck?

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it hot or cold out when the truck goes by?

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With sprinkles

And the cherries are there.

If you know what I mean.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uhm

of course not, who wears pants?

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not guys in ice cream trucks.

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

pants?

In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.

by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

He chases me around the house saying “Polly wants a cracker.”

(Insert pecker joke here.)

by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

insert where?

Remember the new picture rule.

by Dalton on Aug 26, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That makes for some odd moose knuckle

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by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This isn't even a contest

I am like Flash Gordon when I hear the ice cream truck song.

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 27, 2008 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Threw his copy of Wii Sports, yes

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My team from Latin America

just hung four runs in the 5th to come from behind and beat Japan 6-4. LLWS, DS.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

see i still play MVP 05 on ps2

best game ever

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Base Wars, NES

Robot baseball, where there are no force outs . . . only DEATH

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we play an RBI baseball drinking game

drink one second per base, so 1 for single, etc

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It rules

When you beat the guy, and you have like three seconds to jump on the defeated player like a trampoline.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep...

I loved the robots that were like unicycles… they’d fly all over the screen.

by pjbno4 on Aug 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Resistance if futile

The Falkenborg is here.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh man

Resistance is futile.

Pizza grease makes my typing poor.

Such a fatty.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tonight feels like 2007

or for WG about 70 lbs ago…and three intereventions ago for me………

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Actually we're all here to talk to you about something Sammy G....

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hi i'm chris hansen with dateline

why don’t you take a seat

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Warning Nerd humor here

So is he like 7 of 9. We liberated him from the Dodgers. He is free to think for his own now. No longer bound by the oppressive and evil Jeff Kent.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Aug 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Love the score, have work tomorrow.

I’ll leave this victory securely with our trusty bullpen.

by Dalton on Aug 26, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You mean our prevent defense.

We got Rodney Harrison back there.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dolphin Porn is still nowhere to be found.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

check out the 1 pic on the 3rd column

http://images.google.com/images?q=dolphin%20porn&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

by 'Eaters on Aug 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My wife left me when the dolphins at Seaworld gave me an erection

Now I’m going to wash my hands.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll substitute this one in order to keep it pc. Use your imagination.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey

erection is a scientific term

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rows of lights to illuminate lines
Why don't they turn them off and let us see night
Drove crazed, grooming my lies
You can't look in on one way eyes

by CurbEnthusiasm on Aug 26, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bring in Thatcher!

Strasburg! Strasburg!

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

uh-oh...

need……scotch…..right…..now.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We have to bring the Heat up 6 runs??

Ridiculous. But cool too, ‘cuz, you know, it’s the Heat

Padres for life

by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

where's the quote!!!!!

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drama?

Padres for life

by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, has heater grown that beard

since the last time we had a lead in the 8th?

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrannies of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepards the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers’ keeper and finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the LAWD!!!

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

woah!

You doubted me??? I been sayin’ that shit for years.

by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.

by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ain’t no f*ckin’ ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin’ his wife’s feet, and stickin’ your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain’t the same f*ckin’ ballpark, it ain’t the same league, it ain’t even the same f*ckin’ sport. Look, foot massages don’t mean sh*t.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.<