Open Thread, 8/26: Padres vs Diamondbacks
Arizona Diamondbacks at San Diego Padres, Aug 26, 2008 7:05 PM PDT
JBox and I are going to set up the autopost thingy for every single Open Thread through to the end of the season. The notes we write won't make any sense in relation to the game because we'll have written them over the course of two days at the end of August, but at least they won't be late anymore. Also, if they somehow do make sense given the context of the game, then it proves that we're clairvoyant.
This is also the Open Thread where Drama's hoping that everybody makes an appearance. I'm down with that.
You bring the torches and I'll bring the gasoline. We're gonna burn the mofo down.
WE DON'T NEED NO WATER! LET THE MOTHERF_CKER BURN!!!
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All Wings, damnit

Report in
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Buffalo Wild Wing, standing by
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by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bat Wing, reporting in

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was in that movie
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
motoole!!!!!!!!!!
I just peed a little….
by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was more
of a family guy reference, but sure, why not.
by motoole on Aug 26, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Somebody said 'wings,' I heard it."

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dex and jbox, mailing it in for the rest of the season
Brings a tear to my eye…
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All the fat jokes
Must’ve hit home, and made them sad.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We've been mailing it in all season
now it’s even more transparent.
by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Headed out, so this will be my one and only post
Sad I’ll miss it
by matto619 on Aug 26, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pictures of those Gossip Girls
Don’t forget.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Red 3
Standing by
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
redrum standing by

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Aug 26, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
all work and no play
makes jack a dull boy.
by motoole on Aug 26, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Red Koolaid standing by

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought
it was just us that talked about Strasburg until i heard it at the game 80 billion times, from my uncle and randomly at school from someone that wasn’t even a baseball fan… i’m telling you people are gonna go nuts for this kid and start fights over where he’s gonna go, it’s gonna be intense
i’ll be in and out because boo i have homework but i’m sure i’ll be catching up on some hilarious stuff
Go Padres…even when we lose we win!
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll fight any kid at your school over Strasburg.
by Dalton on Aug 26, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was some random guy saying...
“dude this strasburg kid is gonna make BANNNNNK when he gets signed, he’ll go to some team for like eleven billion dollars, I don’t even watch baseball and i wanna watch this kid”
at this point i was dying mostly because of the way he said “bank”
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
11 billion dollars? man we need a salary cap in baseball
by 'Eaters on Aug 26, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
$Texas
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes 11 billion dollars
no kidding that is how much he said.
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll try and get his contact info if i see him again
“excuse mr. i think baseball players make eleven billion dollars, can i have your name and address please? I know someone that would like to fight you. K, thanks.”
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
11 billion
Well, Boras IS his agent…
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yoooo!
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
by freelunch on Aug 26, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey looky here, it's an open thread!
Padres for life
by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Checking in
Got the DNC on one TV and the Padres game on the other. Guess where more passion is coming from?
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wuzzupp
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
pounding like crazy
so i might as well entertain myself with the thread
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe its cus you've been having to get up early?
try some caffeine if you haven’t
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no i got sick last night
had a fever
so its just a bad day and a half
watchign a apdre game wont help much im assuming but u guys are entertaining
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
eeek that sucks
feel better soon!
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats the plan
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
caffiene
Helps aspirin kick in faster. True fact.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ill search for some 7up in a little bit
and then for some ib profin
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
isn't 7up caffeine free?
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
iono but the bubbles help my tummy
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's why they put it in excedrin
excedrin is good
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to call you a "gamer"
so hopefully you’re white
by 'Eaters on Aug 26, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes i am
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1,2,3
GO CHAD!
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brandon Webb
Big douchebag or biggest douchebag?
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Most massivest
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a surprise coming from you,
fatty
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha, your posts are so fat
they’ve asexually reproduced
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought we were blowin' this bitch up
I called in sick from softball to participate in here. Where is everyone? What do I have to do?
OK fine:
Khalil Greene is more valuable than Rafael Furcal.
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Standing by for rage
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I need more
obscene homerism:
Rafael Furcal is a product of big-market bias and is only more popular since he’s stolen a copuple more bags.
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i effing hate furcal
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not reading the site much these days?
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no,
i’ve been in new york all summer.
by motoole on Aug 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh
Drama put on like 80 pounds. Not pretty.
And does NY not have the Internet???
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only eat when I miss her.
(tear rolling)
by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
touche.
i have no excuse, wg. beg pardon.
by motoole on Aug 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just messin' with you
But seriously. Drama got big-time fat.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If you're into that kind of thing
and if you can find him under all the sweaty rolls.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you know there are actually two baseball teams there?
Oh, you girls.
by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on kid, settle down
Padres for life
by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cmon Dennehy

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Chad,
Please throw strikes.
Your pal,
Buddy
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
P.S.
I’ll need my People mag back when you’re done with it.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When do we start ripping the people who don't show up tonight?
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
like Bud Black?
Just assuming he’s not around.
by Dalton on Aug 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahahaha
(Way to pretend Axion isn’t Bud Black.)
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am both Sandy and Buddy and married to Scott Miller
ssshhhhhhh!
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats jon with no h get it right, thanks jh
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I KNEW IT!!!
And who the hell is Scott Miller???!!!
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, you don't know Scotty?
Well Scotty was born on…
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fairweather and I
know a scott miller, and he knows more about baseball than anybody….but he would be too lazy to write a blog
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The new Randy Wolf
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to come back strong rook
Padres for life
by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TC strikes out
It really IS like old times!
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
woo hoo double play
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Adrian is terrible
Bring up Blanks.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I seriously
advocate trying to trade both him and Kouz this off-season.
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*glares*
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No way, Adrian stays
I heart him.
Padres for life
by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dykstra, quick
before his hip rots off
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point
Get our money’s worth while we can.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my friend was
she was so excited that he answered 2 of her questions
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except we're still winning...
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
caught up on the thread
and only one drink into the night
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yup
and these tutu’s aren’t going to run around the police station by themselves
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why did I do this?

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have that as my wallpaper
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's one of those
“close your eyes, fingers crossed you don’t go blind” Google Image Searches
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
look a like
who does Chad look like, beside every new straigh barista at starbucks that is only going to last three weeks?
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i keep thinking he is a skinnier version of geoff blum
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Casey Afffleck?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The guy who delivered my pizza tonight?
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
P.S.
FATSO.
I bet it wasn’t a vegetarian pizza.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It WAS vegetarian
with meat on it.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cmon Padres
The NL West is counting on you!
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
by MohrPlease on Aug 26, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that effin' guy....
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
who ya callin
THAT GUY?!?
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
by MohrPlease on Aug 26, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whatever
Im just glad your team is playing the role of spoiler! Thats all
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
by MohrPlease on Aug 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Padres are excellent at spoiling things
Like, say, their own season…
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Padre's drinking Game
I really think we should do it for the series against the Nats.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll be playing my own game
When I’ll be there watching the games in DC. It’ll be called “pissing off my former locals by rooting vehemently against the home team”
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
better than me
I tend to piss on my coworkers playing drinking games.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody watching the DNC?
Hillary’s intro video is awful. Completely wrong tone.
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought the topless pics were quite tasteless.
by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how is the DNC
MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS GAME PHANTOM? HUH? YOU TELL ME THAT MISTER? I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's actually
delivering the speech for her. They wanted to get someone with passion.
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fat jokes
The previous version of this open thread had an introductory paragraph that talked about how terrific it is that Gaslamp Ballers know how to completely run a joke into the ground. The very best is when we all make jokes after a post gets written about how certain jokes could be taken as offensive and wouldn’t be tolerated.
So… yeah…
by Dex on Aug 26, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
look
who rode in on his fat unicorn, and high and mighty putting us back into our little places
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea what this means
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ZOMG!
Hillary’s suit is awful. It looks like she scalped Carrot Top and bleached his mane for 15 minutes to get that color.
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Agreed. Horrible.
Matching thong, ya think?
by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GILLIES
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think I just blacked out
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That pitch
WAS FAT!
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
woah!!
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
suck it Webb!
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lower walkway
in RF, 2 sections over from the porch.
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poor Webby.
Blinded by Hillary’s prison jumpsuit.
by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
Looked like a slider that didn’t. That ball was completley hammered.
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
uuuggggggggggg Daaamaaa
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Webb getting knocked around, love it
Padres for life
by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
that guy absolutely looks like “the smoke guy.”
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
complete professionals
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or the guy
that will sell you rings that turn your fingers green
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the guy in charge
is this guy
http://www.gaslampball.com/users/kev
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need a refill
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear Hillary,
You lost the nominating process. Please move along in a timely fashion.
Your pal,
The Democratic Party of the United States of America
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
one thing about the DP
is that they really know how to grab defeat from the jaws of victory.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Phantom
Can we stop with the DNC talk now?
by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just trying to get some movement
in here. And I figure it’s kinda a big deal.
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Finally got all the kids to bed, turned on mlb.tv
and we have three runs? Awesome!
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How many batters
has Webb faced this inning?
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wooooooooooooooooot
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know you clocked one
when Adrian Gonzalez scores from first
Padres for life
by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy Crap!
Maybe the lack of run support by the Padres was lack of OT support here.
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that would make me feel guilty
and we can’t have that………
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A blast from the past
Rows of lights to illuminate lines
Why don't they turn them off and let us see night
Drove crazed, grooming my lies
You can't look in on one way eyes
by CurbEnthusiasm on Aug 26, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of Unicorns
I’m dying to see TTG’s Unicorn tattoo.
by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
Of all the disappointing things about this season, not getting a picture of that is right at the top of the list.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who's trolling snakepit tonight?
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fatty McFatson
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just watching the lulz unfold
Their anguish is the nectar of gods.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
at pro-wrestling reference. 6-1-9 booyaka booyaka
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Along those lines
when they showed the “smoker guy” I kept thinking to myself that he looked an awful lot like Edge.
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jayson Werth
on the Phillies – that guy is Edge.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I won't disagree
Because the Phillies are trash, but he does.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking of jayson werth
does someone heres dad have season tickets in P 111, R 20?
by 'Eaters on Aug 26, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a whoppin'
Time to throw up some zeros on the other side, rook.
Padres for life
by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Batted around.
Nice inning Pads. Hold it, Chad.
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm here!!!
IN between the scrimmage and the meeting!!
Because I just could not let Drama down! I love you man!!!!!!!
OK, and since someone already brought up politics – the board meeting I am going to is being held at the grand Del Mar golf club right next door to where McCain is holding a big fund raiser shin dig – and yeah, I’m driving up there with my Obama magnet on my car and wearing my peace sign shirt because I am not afraid to be ME :-)
IOW – if you never hear from me again…..
by Christina on Aug 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Be safe. If they confront you,
just ask them how many houses they own. It will give you an opening to slip away.
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
from ESPN gamecast
chances of scoring 6+ runs this inning (0 outs, no runners on): 24.65
by 'Eaters on Aug 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do we have
enough information about Reineke this point to determine what kind of pitcher he is? I’m thinking a flyball type that just might get torched outside of Petco.
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mrs. G
just came downstairs.
Looks at me drinking wine
Looks at the computer
Looks at the score of the game on the TV
Looks at the wine
computer
TV
finally she asks “are you drinking and watching a tivo game from last year?”
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
We should OT a game from last yr
That would be fun
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heart mrs sammy g
In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.
by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What a great OT so far...
I was at the game last night and I should have called in sick today and just stayed in sunny SD. I can’t believe what the Padres are doing to the D-Bag aces…
It’s nice to find a little joy in this season of sadness…GO PADRES & GO GLB!
by pasadenapadre on Aug 26, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The guy in the red t=shirt?
D-back fan that can’t catch?
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
pant, pant - just got here
wait 5-0 woah! wait 254 comments, brb….
In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.
by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
5-2 :/
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mr. Hundley!
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nick gets it going again
Padres for life
by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Back to bunting school for Mr. Reineke
Padres for life
by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's got to be
one of my biggest pet peeves. You’re a pitcher, it’s like your only job aside from pitching.
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
gotta love brian "little legs" giles
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think now we can say with certainty
that Khalil punching the wall was the best thing that could have happened for the Padres. He sacrificed himself to save the team by letting a better short stop play. The needs of the many outweigh those of the few!
Long live Rodriguez!
by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Baiting Phantom...that's not in the true spirit of this gathering.
by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, the response is coming.
And part of it includes that little bit of rally killing.
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel certain
that if Khalil had broken his hand in April, we would be headed toward the World Series.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And "outweigh"??
Really? More fat jokes? DEX!!!!!
by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do you mean by "really?"
As in “really heavy?”???
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe a better hitting shortstop
but not a better shortstop defensively
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Khalil's defense
is flashy. We can do without it.
by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not if people like flashy
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Khalil had a personality and a haircut
he’d be in Portland. We can both agree on that right?
by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's not even a better hitter.
His career OPS+ is 73. Khalil’s is 95. Khalil had a bad year. It happens.
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't know what type of pitcher he is,
but he ain’t much of a bunter.
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You are just terrible with the pictures lately
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We can't see it
I’m assuming it’s a picture of your junk. This is your last warning.
by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Next time

If you’re going to post a dead link, at least cheat the width/height properties, so that when it doesn’t show and people assume it’s probably your junk, they’ll at least think they’re big.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's mean
That image box is only like 150px. What’re you trying to say?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't tell
when jbox is serious or joking…one day he is just going to snap, chug a strawberry milkshake from jack in the box, and shut down the whole interweb
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
in color,
experience, or actual opinions?
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he is a ballplayer
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that movie
is this a remake? Or just a new cover?
by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going through my photobucket.
All the stuff I posted last season.
by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is awesome
So bloody rec’d. Somebody needs to come up with a flashy gimmick like this when we play the D-Backs.
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh btw
headache is gone
thanks for making me drink soda to help kick the aspirin in gear :)
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
naw i dont feel liek throwing up
cuz i tried and threw up when i was liek 12
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get back on the horse
you’re going to quit just like that?
by jbox on Aug 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i reeeally dont like throwing up
very unpleasant
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you dont use the good gin...
fatso stoopid
In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.
by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait till you become an alcoholic.
Then it’s like simulatenously the best and the most disappointing thing ever.
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats not exactly my lifes goal
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pop rocks
brings up a great story from college….but that is another forum
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
always makes me think of the movie Urban Legends
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
didn't see it
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you should
its fricken crazyyy
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i laughed at it
but i find humor in most things
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was funny
but that girl was effing insane.
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
glad its gone
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heck yeah
Cokes and excedrin is the best way to kill a headache, stat.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes yes yes yes yes
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no coke, its icky. no excedrin, we have ib profin
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ibuprofen
is good for your head but can be very bad for a sore tummy. best to get tylenol or excedrine tension headache… anything without aspirin
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lulz update
Snakepit is completely and totally GEY for Gerut.
And by “gey” – I mean “conspiracy to commit murder.”
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and they wanna kill his dog too
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa
LLWS for the DS is really fun. It doesn’t require a master lock combination every time you want to throw a pitch!
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We need a Wii
review, stat! Also, anyone pick up the new Maroi game? I’ll be getting that once I finish up with Lost Odyssey (which is to say, never).
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
going through my photobucket now
can anyone name this ex-Padre?

by 'Eaters on Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it looks like
the current ball boy.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marcus chong?
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the guy from BJ and The Bear?
Greg Evigan? He played for us?
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
No wonder I feel so at home with you fellas.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dare all of you
to tell the children to leave the room and google
“esurance rule 34”
Difficulty: moderate safe search OFF
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
woof
In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.
by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you survived?
ok, type in anything imaginable + “rule 34”
=win
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please
As long as safe search is off, “erin esurance” will bring up the same results, regardless. Frickin pervs, the internets are.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's just rule 34
:D
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ever see . . .
Those cheesy Maxim ads they try to make it look like a flirtatious interview with Erin Esurance?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What was up
with the guide dog with the name on it? Longtime fan pass away?
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GONZOOOO
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice to see
i think I’m gonna head out, GLB is getting to be really finicky for me. Night all. Thanks for the nostalgia.
by Phantom on Aug 26, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH MY GOD
That’s right on the side of WG’s van!!!
by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah boy!
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like cereal
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Do you like syrup?”
“Does syrup have sugar in it?”
“Yes.”
“Then YES!”
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
chris rock
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you TC
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh my
i love tony clark
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
by freelunch on Aug 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice play, Stone hands
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dude
derrick barry on america’s got talent. oh-em-gee, looks like a woman
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
by freelunch on Aug 26, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Barrack
is a relief pitcher for the Snakes!!!
Man that guy got some talent.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
man..
when work tells you to lead a conference call with Asia on wednesday, make sure they’re not talking about wednesday in asia, which is actually tuesday….
by pjbno4 on Aug 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
man
one letter away from a texan being banned
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously...
and then they have the nerve to ask me questions in english that’s pretty good, but still accented enough that it’s hard for me to understand…
by pjbno4 on Aug 26, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how dare they
they should speak whatever language they speak in asia….is that asianglish?
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
make sure they don't mean the band, either
by Dalton on Aug 26, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not that I thought this was funny, per se...
just that I recommend they’re not talking about tuesday
In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.
by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The umps in this series suck.. I was there last night and Peavy got hosed by that Winters guy
Those runs against him never should have scored bc Reynolds should have struck out
by kdukat on Aug 26, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Winters
I seem to recall something about him….
Padres for life
by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's right on the tip of my tongue
baiting…..hating…..
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh yeah, season negating.
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ducksnorts
would have “banleted” you for that type of comment
by pasadenapadre on Aug 26, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dolphin Porn?
Because I think that was required for this OT and hasn’t showed up yet.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, and where is the dancing spider-man?
by 'Eaters on Aug 26, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Probably 8:02pm your time
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The future, Conan?

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh he's up there
I made sure of it
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look up "Hulkamania"
on urban dictionary. Defintion 1
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm tempted to reply "fatty" to every post
In order to double the post count
But I’m very afraid it will get me banleted. Or at least banned, because the deleted part would be tedious.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else having problems viewing this? MLB.TV says the Padres are winning.
THAT can’t be right.
by goose1 on Aug 26, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The picture is all distorted so that the team in red is losing. This is all screwy.
I’m about to call tech support.
by goose1 on Aug 26, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
It’s 1-888-WECOULDNOTCARELESS
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's Acer, right?
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just have to reset
try Ctrl Alt Del enter enter
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine says 6-2
I keep knocking the crap out of it but it won’t change.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats not funny
In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.
by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that right as I hit "post"
Too soon?
by goose1 on Aug 26, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giles' HR earlier
6th Padre to reach 10 HRs this year.
If Headley hits two more that will make seven.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean
The current first baseman for the Las Vegas 51s?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so what was a better signing
Andruw or Juan?
Can’t wait till Pavano joins the Dodgers next year.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Define "better"
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it sure is punishing Andruw to send him to Vegas....
by goose1 on Aug 26, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know those parking lots in Vegas
Where you can rent all sorts of exotic cars for exorbitant amounts?
That’s Andruw Jones’ garage. All the cars are imported, silver, and from Europe.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Picturing the conversations with the Dodger Front Office
Colletti: How’s it going out there Andruw? Got your swing worked out? Confidence back? Ready to join the big club?
Jones: Yeah. About that. This is really going to take another couple weeks. I’m close though. Real close.
Hangs up, returns to strip club buffet.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/mlb/news/2001/07/25/andruw_goldclub_ap/
by goose1 on Aug 26, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm sure that gives real first basemen the warm fuzzies
“I’m too fat and hobbled, I can only play first”
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be
the first Padres team since 1970 to have 7 Padres hitters with 10 HRs. In 1970 they had 8 players do it.
If you can name all of them, then…
you have an internet connection or are very old and have a memory like an elephant.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hint
if you can name a current manager, a current baseball announcer, the father of a former cardinal with strange facial hair and a Padre player who should have his number retired then you are halfway there.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Torre, Vin Scully, Tony LaRussa's dad and Gene Richards
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, No, What facial hair, and I need you to make a case for it (but no).
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
7 more to go
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
6
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Downtown Ollie Brown
Rows of lights to illuminate lines
Why don't they turn them off and let us see night
Drove crazed, grooming my lies
You can't look in on one way eyes
by CurbEnthusiasm on Aug 26, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cito Gaston?
Former Pad, yeah?
Padres for life
by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Torre is a manager, Vin Scully is a manager, Tony LaRussa's dad had a wicked beard and because I said so.
Don’t change the rules.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vin Scully is a BROADCASTER
DAMMIT
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should have specified
Color Commentator (and former manager)
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait Dammit
Tumor
Not former manager. I’m thinking of someone else.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the other three are gonna be guys that probably never played again
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More or less
They either retired shortly there after, or they should have.
One of them is actually dead.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you very much
April 4th, 1970.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pacific eye center
finally checking in!
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by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
what did i miss?
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by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Giles 3 run dinger
Kouz 2 run run double.
Mark Reynolds 2 run shot.
Ago-Savior Double-Double
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that little ol' lady on the crosswalk?
In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.
by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope definitely didnt miss her.
speaking of which, anyone know how to pull dents out of a ford ranger?
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by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously....Chelsea looked hot tonight.
Am I crazy?
by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who scored the touchdown?
Was it Pupunu?
by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ronnie Harmon
Carney kicked the Extra point
Leslie O’Neal sacked the Cardinals QB for a safety.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hearing good things about this Ryan Leaf kid.
by Dalton on Aug 26, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
heard craig wheelihan is available
yeah i know im bad at spelling. what of it
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by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
back in the glory days man
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by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
The Sam Bowie of the NFL.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except
The Blazers could have had Jordan.
The Chargers had no shot at Leaf. (But of course the Chargers traded up to get him, sign)
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what I mean
Because the Rockets could’ve had Jordan too, but they took Hakeem, and it worked out pretty good for them too.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmao the lights
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i saw that last night
and was also unsure about the bidnow
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but he added a "K" and "Car"
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he just likes pretty lights
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'd cry if it was my name
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oscillate wildly
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait a minute here...
Our middle relief threw 2 scoreless innings against a division leading team…waaaaa????
I am even looking forward to seeing Hoffy get into the game…I’m delirious!
by pasadenapadre on Aug 26, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hensley relief ERA
1.74
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rosales is who we traded for Hairston, right?
by goose1 on Aug 26, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hArrison is clutch. Hoffman should retire!!!!!!! Pads suck. Go chargers.
Wait, am I in the right place? is this SignonSanDiego?
by goose1 on Aug 26, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
kooooooooooz
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
look at your man!
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont think you need to ask her to do that
pretty sure she’s already there
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by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oooh yes
cant wait til tomorrow
im gonna be soo close to him haha
havent been down by the dugout in a long time
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i actually meant to say
be proud of your man, but i think i fell asleep halfway through…and figured whatever it works
I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.
by C8LIN B on Aug 26, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh. very proud :)
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
~*Chicks Dig 3rd Basemen*~
by iLOVEkouz5 on Aug 26, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha!
In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.
by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
bizarro padres 2008
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by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Agon's gonna need the oxygen tank
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm going to post a hilarious/sad fanshot shortly as soon as my phone emails this picture to my comp
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by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You got here late, so I'll pass along the new rule.
Apparently we’re not allowed to post pics of our “junk”.
by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but in all reality, i just posted it
observe and weep
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by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry. Forgot the big night.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Aug 26, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reineke hit for the cycle.
Can’t believe you missed that.
by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Marcus Giles pitched a 1-2-3 7th
His reinvention is going smooth.
by goose1 on Aug 26, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crazy ass knuckle ball.
Mirabelli can really smother that thing though.
by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JBay had a good game so far too, no?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Aug 26, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not as good as Mike Colangelo
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by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No! Damn Central Time cuts into my bar time!
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Aug 26, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so who would win in a race
Agon from 2nd to home or WG from the school parking lot to the ice cream truck?
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it hot or cold out when the truck goes by?
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are the high school girls wearing?
by goose1 on Aug 26, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With sprinkles
And the cherries are there.
If you know what I mean.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
uhm
of course not, who wears pants?
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not guys in ice cream trucks.
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He has a pair made entirely of feathers.
by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pants?
In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.
by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
He chases me around the house saying “Polly wants a cracker.”
(Insert pecker joke here.)
by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
insert where?
Remember the new picture rule.
by Dalton on Aug 26, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That makes for some odd moose knuckle
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This isn't even a contest
I am like Flash Gordon when I hear the ice cream truck song.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 27, 2008 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Threw a simulated gate = played Wii baseball?
by 'Eaters on Aug 26, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Threw his copy of Wii Sports, yes
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My team from Latin America
just hung four runs in the 5th to come from behind and beat Japan 6-4. LLWS, DS.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
see i still play MVP 05 on ps2
best game ever
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by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have that for gamecube and recreate the Mark Loretta glory days
by 'Eaters on Aug 26, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hit 55 for three straight seasons
with KBot
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by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Base Wars, NES
Robot baseball, where there are no force outs . . . only DEATH
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 26, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we play an RBI baseball drinking game
drink one second per base, so 1 for single, etc
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by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Resistance if futile
The Falkenborg is here.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tonight feels like 2007
or for WG about 70 lbs ago…and three intereventions ago for me………
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually we're all here to talk to you about something Sammy G....
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hi i'm chris hansen with dateline
why don’t you take a seat
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by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Warning Nerd humor here
So is he like 7 of 9. We liberated him from the Dodgers. He is free to think for his own now. No longer bound by the oppressive and evil Jeff Kent.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Aug 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Love the score, have work tomorrow.
I’ll leave this victory securely with our trusty bullpen.
by Dalton on Aug 26, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean our prevent defense.
We got Rodney Harrison back there.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dolphin Porn is still nowhere to be found.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
check out the 1 pic on the 3rd column
http://images.google.com/images?q=dolphin%20porn&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
by 'Eaters on Aug 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wife left me when the dolphins at Seaworld gave me an erection
Now I’m going to wash my hands.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 26, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll substitute this one in order to keep it pc. Use your imagination.

With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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Rows of lights to illuminate lines
Why don't they turn them off and let us see night
Drove crazed, grooming my lies
You can't look in on one way eyes
by CurbEnthusiasm on Aug 26, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bring in Thatcher!
Strasburg! Strasburg!
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
uh-oh...
need……scotch…..right…..now.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
by Sammy G on Aug 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We have to bring the Heat up 6 runs??
Ridiculous. But cool too, ‘cuz, you know, it’s the Heat
Padres for life
by sdgaucho on Aug 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
where's the quote!!!!!
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by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, has heater grown that beard
since the last time we had a lead in the 8th?
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrannies of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepards the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers’ keeper and finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the LAWD!!!
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by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
woah!
You doubted me??? I been sayin’ that shit for years.
by Drama on Aug 26, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 26, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ain’t no f*ckin’ ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin’ his wife’s feet, and stickin’ your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain’t the same f*ckin’ ballpark, it ain’t the same league, it ain’t even the same f*ckin’ sport. Look, foot massages don’t mean sh*t.
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