Open Thread: 8/25, Arizona Diamondbacks vs. San Diego Padres
Uh oh. I'm wondering if Dex and jbox are punishing us tonight for today's behavior and all the fat jokes. Maybe they aren't going to give us an Open Thread. I blame Drama and TheGrandHatching for this. They started it. Always blame the ones who started it.
Or maybe they just figured that we were going to lose this game so they figured they didn't want to waste the Internet's time with an OT. I could understand that.
Whatever the reason, I guess this is the OT for now. Go Padres. Sort of.
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Boys...

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by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From boyz to men
when we saw that pic. hawt.
"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."
by The Kipper on Aug 25, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that picture
is just all kinds of wrong
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
by freelunch on Aug 25, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Finally. (ty WG)

All wings report in.
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by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry WG
Jbox will show up in the 6th inning and say that your open thread isn’t good enough for 2.0 and will promptly kick yours to the curb.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kipper Here!

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."
by The Kipper on Aug 25, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tron Guy Standing By

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 25, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice Camel's tail Tron Guy
"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."
by The Kipper on Aug 25, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On his planet
They call them moose knuckles.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 25, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
By the way WG...
Chargers and Seahawks tied 10-10 with 11 minutes to go in the 4th.
"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."
by The Kipper on Aug 25, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually
Seahawks up 17-10 and the Chargers are embaressing themselves.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1st and goal
For the Chragers
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 25, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Volek
Just had TWO WIDE OPEN recievers in the end zone with NO PRESSURE and overthrew both.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Privers was barking at Volek to stop sucking
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 25, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 pt conversion
18-17 bolts.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Volektricity
I will not have any Billy Volek bashing here.
by Dalton on Aug 25, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about Schottenheimer?
Can I bash him?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 25, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
Only Ted Cottrell bashing.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agone
just had another awful at bat
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yay matty is back!
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
by freelunch on Aug 25, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thread needs recs
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
one more
and it moves up
"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."
by The Kipper on Aug 25, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jabba checking in
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 25, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who thinks we'll score runs tonight?
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by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Perception vs. Reality
I’m trying to find baseball tickets for the Nationals in DC – and people are seriously asking for $60 a pop for dugout seats. Now I know they’re dugout seats, but it’s also the Washington Nationals. When I came to Petco earlier this year, I found a realistic thinking woman in Mira Mesa who sold me her dugout tickets for $30 a pop, down from a face value of $55.
$60 a ticket to watch the Nationals (worst) vs. Padres (2nd worst) or Braves (3rd worst)? Pffhhhahahahahahaha. I think not.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Aug 25, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
More recs...
best start to a thread in quite some time. Looks like everyone is gearing up for the big one tomorrow
"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."
by The Kipper on Aug 25, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Have I said this before?
“Dan Haren, I don’t like your face.”
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by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's so nice
having a good shortstop.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Adrian keeps swinging at these pitches that are WAY too high.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and way too low.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and kooz too
our players will literally swing at anything
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Musta read that BS that working the count doesn't work.
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 25, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Snakepit
Yeah
so much for "At least GLB goes to games." What do they think we were doing on Saturday? It wasn’t rooting for a losing team, that’s for sure.
lulz, they think we wanna win.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Obviously they know nothing of the Strasburg
and if rooting for a winning team do they mean a team barely above .500 in the worst division in baseball that probably won’t win one playoff game?
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whatever makes them feel better about themselves
they still have to live there
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by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Currently
86° F with 60% Humidity.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's like Detroit
’cept without the nice things.
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by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Snakepit is obsessed with us
I think it’s cute.
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're like 1,000 games out of first and they are still concerned with us.
by Drama on Aug 25, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*fogs, polishes finger nails

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by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Speaking of unwanted snakes

This sumbitch greeted me at the door today.
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by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TWSS?
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 25, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good god
Where do you live???
by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 25, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
neighborhood borders
on a golfcourse and Camp Pendleton, one of those two sent it forth.
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3rd base, no outs
Oh right. This is why I don’t watch as many games.
by Dalton on Aug 25, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you guys realize
that Mike Winters in the HP Umpire?
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Might that be the reason
for the wildly varying strike zone?
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 25, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That shirt makes you look fat
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dex and jbox couldn't pry themselves away from the buffett to do an open thread?
by Drama on Aug 25, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Must be 2 for 1 night
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For our overweight friends

You know, for that better angle of attack.
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by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jake does such a great job at acting sucky
to pump up the rest of the team for the Stras.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently, the D-backs did not get the
“don’t work the count” memo.
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 25, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Loss tonight puts us only 2 Games Back...
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every Fat Friar needs a Shame Tarp

Available in sizes from 2X to 6X
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by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lulz
tied
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by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Def did NOT go
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Even Jerry could see that
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by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
awful
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I REALLY want Strasburg...
But I really hate, hate, hate the Diamondbacks. This is hard.
by Drama on Aug 25, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
twss
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by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know how we joke that we are losing on purpose
to get teh Stras, but we know in reality they really aren’t trying to lose?? I really really think that the Nationals ARE in reality trying to lose.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Olney doesn't think they have the dough to pay him.
Or have it but won’t.
by Drama on Aug 25, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lulz, snakes
re: your above post, Drama.
Didn’t they ever learn
never fall in love with a high school pitcher?
by soco
Brilliant.
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by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I know SDSU isn't an ivy league school
but come on, it’s gotta be better than a high school.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
High Schoolers aren't typically Olympians, either.
Much less college players…
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by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They also don't
face the Cuban lineup, which is probably better than alot of MLB teams, give up only 3 ER, in spite of some awful defense. Heat must have fried their brains.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please rec that so it's green to highlight their incredible stupidity.
by Drama on Aug 25, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LULZ
Not really
because it just means that the screaming hordes are most likely constructing terrible arguments that reflect more about them then anyone they want to target.
by soco
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by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too ez

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by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All U.S. Americans
standing by
Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.
by eastbaysd on Aug 26, 2008 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Constructing terrible arguments
Like using ad hominem attacks ?
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They skipped on their first round pick this year
money saved for the Stras.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jake cruised, there
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by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
kouz sucks
fat balls.
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
by freelunch on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
-.129 WPA right here and now
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by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agon and Gey
helping the cause as well.
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You really are an angel sent from heaven.
‘Tec doesn’t deserve you.
by Drama on Aug 25, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
checking in
back from the Chargers game… go Padres! good to have Matt V back in the booth
by TheRevRun on Aug 25, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I got to meet the Matt
he and I were on the same flight from New York last night…. effing late-all plane couldn’t do anything on time…
by TheRevRun on Aug 25, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's not on TV?
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't he even better looking as a cartoon?
In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.
by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another Great Point
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 26, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was at the Charger game too!
I was so pissed at the stupid wave. The friggin’ wave got so loud our own team got a false start. Then we get to defense and it’s quiet sleepy time from the fans.
San Diego really needs to learn how to root.
by Dex on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The ESPN annoucers
we’re very impressed with the San Diego Crowd
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
omgz
jon and kate plus 8 time!
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
by freelunch on Aug 25, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously....Kate gets better looking with each episode.
by Drama on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and more annoying
i only watch because the little kids are so adorable
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
by freelunch on Aug 25, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She can be really bitchy.
She says some stuff to Jon that make me cringe.
by Drama on Aug 25, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, it kinda sucks
does your wife every talk like that to you?
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
by freelunch on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha!
Not that bad. But usually it’s cuz I deserve it.
by Drama on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the scariest show on television.
It’s not real, is it?
I assume those kids are props. No one can live like that—it’s like living with the girl in The Ring.
by goose1 on Aug 25, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what happened?
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
by freelunch on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clay had a pitch get away from him that got too close to Haren.
Haren cried and stared him down.
by Drama on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because otherwise the Padres aren’t likely to get any hits that matter?
"Only one thing is gonna walk you through this, Mal. Belief."
by kishi on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Outhitting them 9-5 now
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
clay hensley
i love him
"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."
by freelunch on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hai guise, am I late?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Aug 25, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yes
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well Mud likes to smooch 'em
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Especially since the Dback announcers are the most solicitious, friendly crew in baseball...
Every time I listen to them it’s nothing but complimentary things about the opposition, and witty banter, and just fun for any kind of baseball fan, such deep knowledge of the game. They make Vin Scully sound like John Kruk, those geniuses….It’s like GOD HIMSELF created an announcing crew, and gave them to the Diamondbacks—much like Major League Baseball bankrolled an entire championship roster for those lovable Dbacks.
Lets all move there, guys!
by goose1 on Aug 25, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I was out there, no joke...
postgame radio analysis: “well if he didn’t walk 7 guys, he had a good start.”
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unreal.
MLB.TV gives you access to all sorts of home team announcers…..the Dbacks are far and away the most insufferable, least interesting, snide crew in baseball. And it’s not close.
by goose1 on Aug 25, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giants announcers are a total snoozefest.
But if you like 100s and 100s of crowdshots (so many that they miss actual baseball) combined with bad jokes then that’s the crew for you.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're lucky you don't get Ron Santo on radio...
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Aug 25, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lulz, this kid is too easy to troll
Uh oh…..
the bitterness appears at GLB: quoted above
-by DBacksSkins
This comes right after
Next thing you know
they’ll be calling for a bunt to break up a no-hitter.
by DBacksSkins
successful troll is a rousing success
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
Rally Raperaham Lincoln for the undeniable victory?
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by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LO jesus fn lopez L
…if I could multi rec that I would, hit the spot I guess!
In other news... Padres are 48-76 when tied at the top of the first inning.
by ABY on Aug 26, 2008 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason I'm obsessed with Padres all time lists today
Peavy, 2 IP short of tying Andy Benes in 4th place.
Giles tied Flannery for 9th on the Padres all time singles list.
Yesterday Giles passed Dave Winfield for 3rd on the Padres all time singles list.
Giles is 1 run from tying Templeton for 6th on the Padres all time runs list.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also
if you had asked me a few weeks ago if Adrian would have passed Khalil on the HR list by the end of August I would have said yes, but he’s still two away from a tie and still tied from 10th all time with 82 (which is needless to say a pathetic amount for 10th all time, sigh).
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giles passed Flannery for sole possession of 9th
Naked Tea Bag Power!
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What was the WPA on that DP?
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That DP gets the 4 Strasburg Award, our highest honor.
Superclutch, Iguchi. Really. Sometimes guys like Adrian get carried away and still try to win games. Glad you have the fire to really wake them up and keep that 100 loss season intact.
by goose1 on Aug 25, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was Hairston
or maybe Harrison, but not Iguchi… does this comment make me look fat?
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was it? I must have missed that as I was trying to hang myself.
by goose1 on Aug 25, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just checked: Gameday says Iguchi.
Not to split hairs or anything. There’s PLENTY of suck to go around.
by goose1 on Aug 25, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he was on deck
I could sworn I saw him at the plate.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really. I think.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Aug 25, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Extra innings would give LRod more chances at the cycle.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bong?
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd love one, thank you.
Pack it full, and then afterwards I’ll beat myself to death with it.
by goose1 on Aug 25, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ruh-roh.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Aug 25, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Last time Trevor pitched
July 23rd, 1999
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by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I felt really fat that day.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Aug 25, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Elvis Night
The Elvi are supposed to appear after the game, but Friday is vs. Rockies. It will go 30 innings at least. The may die on the toilet before then. Fatty.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh, Hoffy in in a non-save situation

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 25, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess that lady wasn't singing
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, but I've been waiting so long
to use that picture.
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 25, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, the fat truth comes out.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two birds with one stone?

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Aug 25, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
why exactly does Tadahito start over Edgar again?
by DougOLis on Aug 25, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Liar
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by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That comment made you look like a fat horse
That lies with other fat horses. And watches Padres games.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This guy?

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Aug 25, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buzzzz!!!!
Try again
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Aug 25, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Negative Ghostrider
The pattern is full.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still gone. Oh well.....
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Aug 25, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He costs MOAR?
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Aug 25, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You think hoffy bats leadoff in the ninth?
That would be the ultimate Buddy Black move.
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
by Boilermaker19 on Aug 25, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd love that. Why not?
I’m all for antics. It’s not like there’s anything else to watch this season.
by goose1 on Aug 25, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know
I don’t have the time or the stomach to watch an entire Padres game, but coming into these threads and catching up on you guys is WELL worth the time and effort! Just promise me you guys will be here in a couple of years when my kid’s sports don’t dominate my life anymore.
by Christina on Aug 25, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No chance
What’s tomorrow night? Alex has a scrimmage and then I have a Pop Warner board meeting to attend so I am out until late. What are you guys up to?
by Christina on Aug 25, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drama explodes.
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by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mariners just tied it off Nathan...
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Aug 25, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awwww
I’m sorry!!! But see – the above is my life right now. It’s not that I am not in here because I don’t want to be. It’s just that I am incredibly STUPID and volunteered for YET ANOTHER board position on a sports league of Alex’s. And he start freaking MIDDLE SCHOOL today! Help!! I’d tell you that a different night might have worked, but I’d be lying…
Friday night outside chance. Sunday looks open….ah well, know that I will be thinking of you guys tomorrow.
by Christina on Aug 25, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
W
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by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gey
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by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last win of the year
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by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
If we have to win….at least it’s against those a-holes.
by Drama on Aug 25, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It must suck losing to the Padres.
It must really, really burn. I mean, we watch them day in and day out….they’re terrible. I can’t imagine losing to us.
by goose1 on Aug 25, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome back, Matty!
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!
by friarinchicago on Aug 25, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I must say
In a season mired in failure and sucktitude, Jody Gerut continues to amaze me and make me realize just how awesome he really is. Come on, who would have thought that a guy who missed the last 2 and a half years with knee injuries would be one of the better players on any team… I am proud to say that I am Gey for Gerut!
by chaostheory1211 on Aug 25, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hoffy gets a win
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
53rd as a Padre
Ties Dave Dravecky for 10th on the Padres all time win list.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We just lost 0.5 game
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 25, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least it wasn't a whole game
We still play the Nationals.
And the Dodgers are taking their losing streak up against the Nats.
We’re still in this.
With all due respect, you are not allowed to find our division rivals sexy.
by Wonko on Aug 25, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went out for a few, and I missed this guy's face

“HURRRRRRRRRRRR, I LUVRE YU JODEE GAIRUTT!!”
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
by Axion on Aug 25, 2008 10:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That dude
is 6’ 11", weighing in at a sleek 290 lbs.
He makes our leetle CY look tiny.
Plus, he could squish you like a bug.
Twas actually fun attending that game last night.
So much fun, Im going again tonight.
P.S. Tuffy still hearts u, Ax.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.
by eastbaysd on Aug 26, 2008 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know I'm gonna sound really fat here
But seeing that HR and Jody jumping into home plate with the throng of celebrating teammates really made me smile.
The game is still fun!
by matto619 on Aug 25, 2008 10:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what did i miss?
www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com
by justdave on Aug 26, 2008 11:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, not much
Just a win.
You wanna be my ghostwriter for tonight? You dont have to do much, and it pays well.
I only pay in sugary treats. Twinkies/hour.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.
by eastbaysd on Aug 26, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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