My daughter started kindergarten today. I am sad. I just thought that you, as my Internet friends, should know that.
On pace for 60-102.
The Padres and the Tigers suck.
Kyle Blanks is The Best, according to Baseball America. I hope they start teaching him to play a new position so we could actually see him at the major league level.
Clay Hensley is trying to not be that guy anymore. Even though he is.
Dan Haren takes on Jake Peavy tonight. About four months ago, this would've been a must see match-up. Unfortunately, tonight isn't four months ago. The Padres will go for their eighth loss in row. "Game" time is 7:05pm PDT. (And a reminder that Drama's Good Time Old-Timey Open Thread is scheduled for tomorrow evening. Clear your schedule now so you can be there tomorrow to watch the Padres suck.)