Wiggins Caught Pleasuring Self to Khalil News

by wiggins4ever on Aug 2, 2008 11:55 AM PDT

Wiggins often watches Sports Center late into the night. The other night Wiggins was watching sports center and got an urge. The urge had to be taken care of. Sorry, Wiggins is a guy and guys do those things. Even Dex, despite being married, pleasures Dex. Dex loves Dex in the biblical sense. Wiggins has seen it!

Wiggins was taking care of business when news of Khalil and his broken hand came on the screen. Wiggins paused the pleasure to listen, even though he was close to completing the pleasuring routine. If only Wiggins had kept going!

Just then Wiggins mom walked into the room and found him with hand in pleasuring positon while looking at the television and news about Khalil. She just looked at Wiggins, paused, and walked back out of the room.

Wiggins is embarassed and hasn't spoken to his mom since then. Stupid Khalil. If he wouldn't have been an idiot Wiggins wouldn't finished the pleasuring just in the nick of time. Wiggins is kind of depressed.

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Don't be depressed Wiggins!

At least your mom didn’t catch you with Giles on the screen… That would have really been bad.
Who knows, maybe your mom just thought Kahlil was just a really ugly blond girl from the Pad Squad.

"We will never be the darlings of the chabliss and brie crowd who disdain us."

by The Kipper on Aug 2, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions

Wow.

Depressed Wiggins doesn’t have nearly as many typos as angry Wiggins. Kinda disappointing.

Oh! Yeah . . . it’s okay, it’s all natural. Well, except for the SportsCenter part of it. There are some things that just shouldn’t be on TV when you have one of these “urges.”

Capri. Baseball will get me through the Bar Exam.

by Demoira on Aug 3, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions