NOT ONLY ARE THEY BAD....BUT THEY'RE INCREDIBLY BORING

CC Sabathia is now 7-0 in a Brewers uniform after easily handling the Padres in a 7-1 rout.

Chris Young is likely headed back to the DL.

The Padres claimed Brian Falkenborg off waivers from the Dodgers. Remember when he pitched for the Friar back in 2005? Yeah....me either.

Strasburg is awesome. I hope the Nationals appreciate him when they get him.

Allan Dykstra still hasn't signed. Deadline is tomorrow at 9pm.

I wonder what TheThirdGonzalez has been up to recently?

Ben Sheets vs. Jake Peavy. This should be a great pitching match-up. DAY GAME ALERT!!!  First pitch is at 12:35pm. 2 for 1 day presented by CHAZZWOZZERS.