The Padres should employ streakers

by jbox on Aug 13, 2008 9:18 AM PDT Comment 17 comments

Listen to the crowd erupt in cheers when these three teenagers take off their shirts and run out on the field during last night's game.

I think the Padres should employ streakers to run out there between innings. They'd be more popular than the Pad Squad. Hell, you could even dress the Pad Squad up in street clothes and make them do it. Then you get to see your favorite Squadders take a beating from security, which is my dream. The fans would love it and security would be able to practice their technique. Have you ever heard fans so happy in all your life? You can hear some guy giggling with delight as he watches one of them slide into home plate. I love it that the other guy just gets too tired from evading security, so he touches third base then just collapses and lays down on the field.

I bet these guys really piss off Luke Yoder, head grounds crew guy. Nobody is allowed on his grass. The grounds crew is so annoying, more streakers less field maintenance! Get rid of the stupid dancing grounds crew rake guy and replace him with streakers!

Better Quality Video here.

Pictures after the jump...

[Note by jbox, 08/13/08 1:15 PM PDT ] Gaslamp Baller C8tlin took some pictures:

[Note by jbox, 08/13/08 1:18 PM PDT ] Another picture by Gaslamp Baller eastbaysd:

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Most Exciting

Most Exciting thing to happen at Petco in quite some time.

by Jonny Dub on Aug 13, 2008 9:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

"Streakers"

Please.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Aug 13, 2008 9:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Are you a streaking purist

you frown upon wearing pants?

by jbox on Aug 13, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Exactly

although I’ve been known to make exceptions for female streakers, God bless them.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Aug 13, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

They are the true heroes.

by Drama on Aug 13, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Speaking of female streakers...

Someone sooner or later will post this video of the soccer streaker (NSFW, especially at around :20), so you’re welcome. Pervs.

"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG

by TheGrandHatching on Aug 13, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fake streaking videos are the best

Never get old.

by Winfield's Ghost on Aug 13, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Streakers Have More Moves than Rake Guy

“Get rid of the stupid dancing grounds crew rake guy and replace him with streakers!”

Good call. I’m optimistic that the streakers would not perform the same tired routine over and over and would spare us the Roger Rabbit and Cabbage Patch and we can hope that they would not get big heads and take to pointing at sections of the crowd while thrusting their hips.

by Enzo Hernandez on Aug 13, 2008 10:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

caught a little of this

on channel 4…. right as they were going to commercial break. Fly ball hit deep to Headley, he goes back to catch it and then turns around and “plop” a kid in camo shorts jumps down over the left field wall and starts heading straight towards Headley. It was pretty funny to watch because Headley had a brief moment of panic where he starts to turn real fast and run back towards the dugout. They went to commercial break before they showed anything else but I rewinded my DVR and watched it in slow mo a few times.

Glad someone got a full video of this though, doesn’t happen nearly enough at PETCO

by Peavyforprez08 on Aug 13, 2008 11:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Note to would be streakers

Don’t announce your plan to streak in advance of the date, especially if you post your picture.
http://www.cardinalsdiaspora.com/?p=2371

Spoiler alert…the Cardinals staff knew about her and tackled her before she could get near the field.

by thenerdhater on Aug 13, 2008 12:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

This is the funniest one of the ones I took

You cant catch me, chunky security man!
bwahahahahahhahahahha

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 13, 2008 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Frat guy? Baseball player? Zonie? Dawson's Creek fan?

He’s wearing the pooka shell necklace.

by jbox on Aug 13, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i was cheering for security

and happy that they were gonna spend a night in jail

effing idiots

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 13, 2008 12:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, no kidding

Harry told me these yayhoos spent some time in the Petco Pokey.
Then, they get fined $1,500.

I took some pics just in case they had to prove these dumbazzes were actually out there.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 13, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i took pics too

http://s328.photobucket.com/albums/l342/caitcaitylin/oh%20look%20idiots/

I like how your verbs are things. I think I'm going to sandwhich after I sofa here for a bit.

by C8LIN B on Aug 13, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pooka Boy thinks hes LT

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 13, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

"streakerz?"

Best part of the game – trumped Fielder’s lazer home run. Nice to see some team speed on the field for a change. I was at the game and that was the only bright spot! The pads are a 2 martini (at least) team!

by jim5282 on Aug 14, 2008 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs