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Open Thread, 8/12: Padres vs Brewers

Milwaukee Brewers at San Diego Padres, Aug 12, 2008 7:05 PM PDT


Nobody was into my project, but everybody was all into jbox's project. I kinda liked my project. But I guess I liked jbox's project better too.

Side topic of conversation tonight. Who would you want to buy the Padres? Me? I'd want somebody like Nintendo. What if Apple bought the Padres? Imagine how stylish Petco would be then.

Go Padres!




 

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SEVEN STRAIGHT HOME SERIES LOSES.

just sayin…

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

How about Paul Allen?

The guy is filthy rich and doesn’t mind shelling cake to turn his teams into contenders…

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

or Richard Branson

That’d be rad to turn that other building in the park in the park into a Virgin Megastore.

by Dex on Aug 12, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about

one of these guys

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Slim Helu

The world’s third richest man, from Mexico City. If he bought the Padres, concessions would offer freshly made tortillas! There would be vendors with bottles of tequila and whistles all over the stadium… and Vinny Castilla might still have a job.

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fiesta con los Padres would reach a whole new level.

"If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself." - Bob Dylan

by JollyWaffle on Aug 12, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome on all levels

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to put on Olympics at 8

and switch back and forth.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh I forgot about Mike Cameron

Yay Mike Cameron!

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Braun's not in the lineup?

Brewers look a lot tamer without that guy.

"If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself." - Bob Dylan

by JollyWaffle on Aug 12, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I just fanshotted it

but I’ll say it again.

USA baseball opens olympic play against Korea at 3 am live on UHD. 724 TmWrn 765 CxCbl

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

gey petcoed

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Again

Honestly I would not reject the idea of moving the fences in this off-season. Who cares what the pitchers think, I want more offense!

"If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself." - Bob Dylan

by JollyWaffle on Aug 12, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I miss Cammy

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 12, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

The dead one or the Brewer one?

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both

But I really miss the Brewer one the most.

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 12, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Cammy to Jimmy...

sick feeling in my stomach

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great Play

by Baek

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

kooz

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

kooz

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

KouZ!

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly

by Boilermaker19 on Aug 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Padres

Most Home runs by any team since the All Star Break

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

We should ask for an Official Mulligan

on the first half.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 12, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need a time machine

so we can start the season with the current roster

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be fun

People would be pissed we used the time machine for that.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Headley's learning...

Just watched six pitches go by and took the walk

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Tad is the new Khalil

Dammit, Tadahito

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Who's that guy?

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 12, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

MIKEY!

Oh shit, wrong team.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Good to be back

huh, Mike?

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

fatty !

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

guess everyone's out

olympic time anyway.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That's probably a better choice.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 12, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

but it’s just as hard to watch with all the rampant chinese favoritism among the judges and all.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to see the Pads in Milwaukee

next month. Any recommendations of where to go?

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 12, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brewers Team Store

Hide your shame.

(kidding, of course)

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 12, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need a good steakhouse

and a few scary bars.

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 12, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had that taste

when I was in the Navy

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll be there fri and sat

do you have seats already. We always buy from scalpers at the game and get good seats, but the Brewers are good this year dammit.

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 12, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

we figured that

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 12, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friday and Sat

I don’t think we’ll make Sunday.

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 12, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Gey!

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Aug 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Would you guys please keep it down

I’m trying to sleep

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yom Kipper!

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Aug 12, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not till November

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

early october

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 12, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like the only thing going on at Boltz

is me and Jdub throwing out a comment here and there. How can we stir up some excitement?

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I've written at least one post a day

I’m doing my part.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know

Maybe you should do a series of post with Charger Girl pics? The site could definitely use some sex, drugs, and rock and roll…

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll work on it

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I excpect bikinis by noon tomorrow

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will never happen.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Aug 12, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see how the Moores

can keep the team. It makes up most of their stash – which will need to be split 50/50. Maybe cut the payroll to 10 mil and charge 10 mil for beers.

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 12, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They may just have to give it to their daughter

Really, it’s the only civil thing they can do

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I'm guessing,,,,,

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good!

by friarinchicago on Aug 12, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

divorces usually turn very nasty

over money. It looks like this is taking that turn.

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 12, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fidel Castro?

He loves baseball. I’m not sure thet the country’s treasury has the 4 mil laying around though.

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

trust me

Fidel has 400 mil laying around. It would be a hoot to have him as our owner. When he eventually dies, they can stuff him and put him on display (park in the park?) – like they do with all the other dead commies.

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 12, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gerut would sign a 10 year contract

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

is he cubano?

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 12, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Russian

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

couldn't find that aspect of his life

but here are some funny ones.

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 12, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joseph Diego "Jody" Gerut (believed to be Jesus)

What???

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

my favorite

“He is also the first baseball player in the Major Leagues to hit a grand slam on a bunt, with no runners on base. He also once stole second, third, and home plate”

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 12, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That site is half serious, half a joke

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, how about Bud Selig?

SD would get to host All Star Games, Agon would be in the Home Run Derby every year, and Bud could make sure that the team turns a profit.

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

the manchesters?

a local family owning would be very padres of us….

by mrshuber on Aug 12, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Who are these so called Manchesters?

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they own rifles?

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, big girl

batting for USA softball

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 12, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Heath Bell's

long lost sister?

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 12, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez, we can't scrounge up anything offensively tonight

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Last chance

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

tonight?

or since april 2004?

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see eight innings from one of our starters

How many times has that happened this year? Anyone?

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uno Mas

and I won’t be threadin for the next week. Flying down to SD Thursday early. Thurs game and Fri game and then maxin’ and relaxin’ baja style for a few days.

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

aaahhhhhh

the pain has finally stopped.

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Aug 12, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

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