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I think this is a pretty clever Padres shirt.  Eat, Sleep, Padres.  The shirt is obviously photoshopped on this model, so it begs to be photoshopped.  The model also seems a little bit out of it.  In any case how would you change this shirt to more accurately represent the Padres? You don't have to photoshop you can just describe it.

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Geez

I was just browsing that t-shirt. Even thinking of purchasing it.

I will wait to see what other options I have once its been photochopped by all the inately talented mens in here.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 12, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm

I think it should be the first two pics, then a toilet with SD on top of the seat.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 12, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe I will

have to pass on Sammy’s suggestion.

Even though its very creative.

Ya know, toilet humor.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 12, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right up Axion's alley

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't resist

Photoshopping things. Believe me, if they had this kind of shirt for the Braves, I’d re-purpose this badboy just the same for them.

And the closeup:

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 12, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

It's difficult

To convey the nausea represented by many here in subtle clip art, so I figured the restroom symbol would be the best best, and despite the high cost of Petco beer, we’re still drinking it; even at my one trip to Petco, I balked at the $8.00 and then promptly bought two. And then I was reamed again for some Arrogant Bastard after the game.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 12, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I straight up

smuggle beer into the stadium now. Easy to get a six pack in, but one gatekeeper you can get a pony keg in…of course the ushers always narc on you.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

by Sammy G on Aug 12, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The model looks really strange for some reason

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Aug 12, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably Khalil's sister

or Khalil himself, photoshopped to look emotionally human, slightly attractive and coming down from a cocaine high.

by Lancers46 on Aug 12, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only way to improve the shirt

is to take it off the model.

Let those things breathe!

by thenerdhater on Aug 12, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Gaslamp

would add a Unicorn and a Khalil Bot

by thenerdhater on Aug 12, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

and Rallyin Rod

on the side, wearing his Padres cap and waving a pennant.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 12, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

First draft

Really, it doesn’t go with the theme of the ‘O’, but I made myself laugh.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 12, 2008 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that a whale's _ _ _ _ _ _?

Pass.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 12, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh, hang man!

“V!”

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 12, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang

V is right.

you must have ESP

extrasensory padres and/or
extrasensory pron

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 12, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do

And I bet you already knew, but that’s a Full HD image in the 2nd pane there. Bask in the pixelatious glory of High Definition.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 12, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm

sufficiently impressed.

But not easily.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 12, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me, too

Motto on the back:

Pwned in 08.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 12, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now we're cooking

I knew Axion would come through with some.

by jbox on Aug 12, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would buy it

someone make it! =P

"i kinda feel like nevin and klesko were some fling we (the padres) had in the past and now realize were a bad idea and are embarrassed about."

by freelunch on Aug 12, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obscene homerism

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mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 12, 2008 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

That will be

in the Thatcher Signature Series

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 12, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 12, 2008 3:45 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

YAY!

Rallyin Rod and a Snapped Khalil.

Classic.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 12, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rallying Rod

Should really be teamed up with the rally unicorn.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 12, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Revision

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 12, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 12, 2008 3:50 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Whoooaa bro

where can I get one of these?

"...do hereby declare that I am not a member of the Human race (not an earthling) and in fact am an alien from another planet other than earth. I hope that this will prove to the person that is putting electric shocks to my head that I am an alien. I am declaring this so that I am not in any violation of any world or international laws of the earth as I am showing by this admission that I am in fact an alien."

by The Kipper on Aug 12, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trevor Time Signature Series

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 12, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The more PC one could have:

Flames of Hell, A Ringing Bell, SD

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 12, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheres the

Chase Headley Savior Series?

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 12, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

A Gallant Knight

A Pile of Crap

SD

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 12, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delivered

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mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 12, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Brian Giles

Tan and Go Nekkid Series?

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Aug 12, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Picture of Giles

Picture of girl from the suntan lotion

SD

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Aug 12, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

So many directions to take the Giles Series.

I settled on this for now.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 12, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great idea

I really could have used a third pane…

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 13, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This entire thread needs moar recs.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Aug 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

My fav

Rows of lights to illuminate lines
Why don't they turn them off and let us see night
Drove crazed, grooming my lies
You can't look in on one way eyes

by CurbEnthusiasm on Aug 12, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

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