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Open Thread: 7/6, San Diego vs. Snakes

San Diego Padres at Arizona Diamondbacks, Jul 6, 2008 1:10 PM PDT


With Josh Banks pitching against Randy Johnson you can pretty much consider the sweep complete.  It must suck being beat by the Padres, that's gotta do a real number on D-Backs, especially with the Dodgers getting way too close to their butts. 

Go Padres!!




 

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cmon banks

beat this white trash nascar lovin mullet head

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know if anyone else is watching,

but Wimbledon…wow. There guys may hit 5 hours played today. Nadal has won 6 games in all 5 sets…and still hasn’t been able to put Federer away.

by I8EtoDunbar on Jul 6, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions  

i fear things i dont understand

so watching tennis is too much for me.

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all

when Sharapova and the other Eastern Euro ladies play … who needs a ball, just run around and grunt. Hot.

by Lancers46 on Jul 6, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truth

Women’s tennis > men’s tennis.

Not even close.

by I8EtoDunbar on Jul 6, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

the grunting is hot

until you picture living with them and hearing that coming from the bathroom after a mexican meal.

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lots of grunting

silly clothes, announcers whispering, scores involving the word “love” (which isnt a number, silly europeans), headbands.

plus i suck at tennis, so it makes me mad.

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nadal

(the silly european) just won.

"Commitment to Suckitude" - WG

by ABY on Jul 6, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nadal

Cut your hair, hippie.

by Lancers46 on Jul 6, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I set the price at $250

for me to watch Wimbeldon.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't particularly care for tennis

In fact when I used to bartend sunday day shifts and people would sit transfixed to the tv, evidence of life only by the fact they would emphatically and emotionlessly say one word… “nice”, I would threaten to hose down with the seltzer gun the next issuer of said utterance. Perhaps the only way to keep tennis interesting…

"Commitment to Suckitude" - WG

by ABY on Jul 6, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAIRY

i love him. man crush city.

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

I wonder if Scott thought “aww, @#$% it, I’ll just hit three homers in five at bats.”

by I8EtoDunbar on Jul 6, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the d-bags aren't that far behind

"Yesterday was yesterday. Today is today.
There is no tomorrow. Make it today."

by The Kipper on Jul 6, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a good day to be a Gonzali

I’ll bet the boys are gonna tear it up today

"Yesterday was yesterday. Today is today.
There is no tomorrow. Make it today."

by The Kipper on Jul 6, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahahah

Hairston v Dbags is hilarious

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

weird lineup today

apparently giles needed a day off to go fake and bake and get his hair highlighted

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Black needs to pull a LaRussa

bat Banks 8th and Khalil 9th. He also should let Peavy hit 5th when he starts and replace TC as first bat off the bench.

by Lancers46 on Jul 6, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

couldnt agree more

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

Peavy is a good enough hitter to be moved up.

But I disagree with Khalil at 9th there, he should bat 7th and Hundley should bat 9th. I believe Hundley’s a better table setter at this point for Hairy. It’s just my opinion though, Khalil at 9 here is sensible too.

by I8EtoDunbar on Jul 6, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LaRussa does that for Pujols

If you have Khalil 9th, you’re shooting yourself in the foot.

LaRussa has the extra hitter at 9th so later in the game, there are three potential RBIs in front of Pujols, while still getting him to bat in the first inning. It’s about getting him an extra at-bat.

If Adrian didn’t strike out as much and we had a better leadoff hitter, then it might make sense.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No man-love

for the Claw in the bullpen from Giles today.

"Give us your ears for 4 hours, we'll put somethin' good in there."-BR

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet

he got his man-love back in the hotel. I’m just sayin’ ...

by Lancers46 on Jul 6, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

freaky deaky

visual there. Thanks. I think.

"Give us your ears for 4 hours, we'll put somethin' good in there."-BR

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm unsure

if that was before or after he broke out the Amex Black … that’s probably why he needed the day off.

by Lancers46 on Jul 6, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm writing a mid season review right now

how many BroBI’s does AGon have?

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

7

as of the other day i believe

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

gracias

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

for whom?

"Commitment to Suckitude" - WG

by ABY on Jul 6, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh just for our site

my blogging partner reviewed the AL (he’s from new england, huge Sawks fan) and i’m reviewing the NL, it should be up later tonight or tomorrow. The AL part is up now.

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that where you get the mendoza line

reference, from the limey sawks fan?

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by ABY on Jul 6, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

and from self loathing at the Padres. we love to let players play who are hitting below 200. its a point of pride for us i think.

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Snakes are Hairy's beeyotch

Banks It.

"Give us your ears for 4 hours, we'll put somethin' good in there."-BR

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't know if it's still an issue

but for Gameday users, if you get annoyed by the 3D moving when you roll the mouse over it, go to Options and choose the Light 3D option … knocks all that crap off.

by Lancers46 on Jul 6, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

NEWSFLASH

Harrison has almost got his average up to .250. Just a point away.

"Yesterday was yesterday. Today is today.
There is no tomorrow. Make it today."

by The Kipper on Jul 6, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

i was so crushed that the at bat that got Barrett injured

was his first one above the mendoza line since april.

may have to change the name of my blog…

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is Harrison?

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on Jul 6, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

"Yesterday was yesterday. Today is today.
There is no tomorrow. Make it today."

by The Kipper on Jul 6, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

grrr kbot

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Too close

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

whew

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on Jul 6, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

so im here without tv access for a while

score?

May you be mounted by a rabid dog. You're lower than rat excrement.

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jul 6, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB.TV

why are you blacking me out of a game in AZ????

Padres Baseball. Feel the Frustration!

by offspeedkills on Jul 6, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

here

Bot 2nd 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
San Diego 1 0 1 1 0

Arizona 0 0 0 2 0

(43-45)
Box Score Play by Play Page Refresh: Off | 30 seconds | 60 seconds
San Diego
S. Hairston CF 1-1
E. Gonzalez RF 0-1
A. Gonzalez 1B 0-1
K. Kouzmanoff 3B 0-1
C. Headley LF 0-1
K. Greene SS 0-1
L. Rodriguez 2B 0-1
N. Hundley C 0-0
J. Banks P 0-0

= Due up


Pitching Batting
J. Banks
Bot 2nd

B:0 S:0 O:0
M. Reynolds

J. Banks
1.0 IP, 2H M. Reynolds
Season Avg: .255

Last Play: C. Tracy singled to center

Arizona
C. Young CF 1-1
S. Drew SS 0-1
O. Hudson 2B 0-1
C. Jackson LF 0-1
C. Tracy 1B 1-1
M. Reynolds 3B 0-0
J. Upton RF 0-0
R. Hammock C 0-0
R. Johnson P 0-0

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on Jul 6, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha

It’s so quiet in there.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm washing my mom's car for cash

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Is it too late to reverse what we've become?
A lesson to learn at a crucial point in time
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the game in Phoenix?

Amazing.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Careful

The 1-1-0 amd 0-2-0 in the lin score are the runs, hita and errors, not runs scored. We just began the 3rd.

by I8EtoDunbar on Jul 6, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Hundley gave that a good ride

But into the gap for a long out.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm without tv too...

is it worth doing gameday or I will hear about good/bad and ugly from you guys 20 minutes earlier?

"Commitment to Suckitude" - WG

by ABY on Jul 6, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Are they still doing the 5-day free trial?

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see it anymore

I used that, tried the premium thing. Most feeds weren’t even available at that bitrate, so that would be a ripoff.

But I consider it all a ripoff since they changed it to a monthly bill, instead of once a season, especially since they still black you out of home games.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see it..

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by ABY on Jul 6, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banks to the warning track.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone is T-ing off on the Big Angry Unit

This could get fun later.

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Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on Jul 6, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

the big eunuch

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

The Most Interesting Man In The World, On Rollerblading:

“No.”

by I8EtoDunbar on Jul 6, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Great snag, Egon!

“Picked it off the carpet.”

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Huge shoetop catch in RF by EG

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by planetjeffy on Jul 6, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

nice play EGon

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

aka Skinny Me

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

all our outfielders

either play or have played the infield

weird

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

When you can hit

You get to play… anywhere.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's everybody's final AS pick?

AL:
Jermaine Dye, CWS
Jason Giambi, NYY
Jose Guillen, KC
Evan Longoria, TB
Brian Roberts, BAL

NL:
Aaron Rowand, SF
Pat Burrell, PHI
David Wright, NYM
Corey Hart, MIL
Carlos Lee, HOU

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

my vote

Longoria and D-Wright

Padres fan since 2006

by TheRevRun on Jul 6, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine

AL; Evan Longoria

NL; totally undecided between Corey Hart and David Wright

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by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went

Longoria and Lee

Ray Power!

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand is earning his big paycheck in SF

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by planetjeffy on Jul 6, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

burrell for sure

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

short flight home

for the boys this evening. tomorrow the fish get here… they have been laying down in the late innings lately… let’s go Bats!

Padres fan since 2006

by TheRevRun on Jul 6, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

yo sean

i’m going tomorrow night, but probably not for the day game, just to answer your email. i’m not sure If i’ll have extras but I think I might

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerks

Laying down in late innings is our m.o.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right in the butt

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

he tush pushed it

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by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Do you see how Adrian lifted the fleshy part?"

-MattyV

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

he said Buttocks....

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on Jul 6, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

reminds me of forrest gump

“i got shot in the BUTT-OCKS!”

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's funny -

snakes gave away blankets to the crowd yesterday

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by planetjeffy on Jul 6, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha

Yeah, perfect to beat that heat. Cover up.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Sally

smokes crack through all those flags.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Reynolds should be a Padre

with all that K’ing

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I <3 Josh Banks

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

but i think it applies to the padres too

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Is it too late to reverse what we've become?
A lesson to learn at a crucial point in time
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

KG please get mad when you strike out

nevermind

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on Jul 6, 2008 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Cherish this moment

we have a catcher batting over.200

"Yesterday was yesterday. Today is today.
There is no tomorrow. Make it today."

by The Kipper on Jul 6, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

good job overand

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know...

Since the first at-bat of the game, the Unit has no-hit us.

Come on guys…Johnson is like 67 years old!

by I8EtoDunbar on Jul 6, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair

We’ve crushed some pitches off of him but they’ve gone right at people.

God I hate Dbags announcers. SECOND DECKE!!!! ZOMG!!

by Phantom on Jul 6, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to stay positive

but the big snake already has 8 k’s

"Yesterday was yesterday. Today is today.
There is no tomorrow. Make it today."

by The Kipper on Jul 6, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

There it is

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

i blame phantom

and overand. and moneyball.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

bathroom?

I think that ship has sailed

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are leaving out so many people

I don’t even know where to begin.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahem

i seem to remember someone not doing some SLiPHs last week

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well just so you know

I think you’re letting Barrett and Black off the hook on this one.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also Sledge and Blum

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a technology issue

The GLB remote office had no internet connection.

by Winfield's Ghost on Jul 6, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WG for one!

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by ABY on Jul 6, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think she means

you’re also to blame

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's easier to point out the times

when it’s not your fault, at this point.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss

...lame, I know

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by ABY on Jul 6, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

: )

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by ABY on Jul 6, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on

You knew it was coming sooner or later.

by Winfield's Ghost on Jul 6, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

poop

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on Jul 6, 2008 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

oh wow

well that was a big homerun

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by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

"Yesterday was yesterday. Today is today.
There is no tomorrow. Make it today."

by The Kipper on Jul 6, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh

Gonzalex had a play at second there. He should have taken it.

by I8EtoDunbar on Jul 6, 2008 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I <3 Hundley too

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

but I <3 Mitch Canham more

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Botulism!

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

484 ft.

The Upton smash

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Only the longest in baseball this year, huzzah!

Arena-ball sucks.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay

Now we get to play comeback. We are good at that. Right? RIGHT!?

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

on rare occasion

yes

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate gimmeez

they did not deserve that run

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Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on Jul 6, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Banks

Vault running empty?

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Bullpen?

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by planetjeffy on Jul 6, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Conor Jackson

has anime eyebrows.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

A little Fooly Cooly action.

by SD Chick N on Jul 6, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice yourself

That’s like +100 cool points.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i call them peter gallagher eyebrows

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by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thunderbirds are Go!

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by ABY on Jul 6, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do we pull Banks

Or run him out for another

"Yesterday was yesterday. Today is today.
There is no tomorrow. Make it today."

by The Kipper on Jul 6, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

He's batting

So they’re putting him out there.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally

I give him one more batter, having someone already warm in the bullpen. If he gets the out, he keeps going.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds good

"Yesterday was yesterday. Today is today.
There is no tomorrow. Make it today."

by The Kipper on Jul 6, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banks not overdrawn yet....

plus he is better than our relievers

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Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on Jul 6, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

with no TV

Hard to tell

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by The Kipper on Jul 6, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it still tied 1-1

what inning are we in?

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by ABY on Jul 6, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

2-1 thems

top 6

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-1 bags

top 6

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

oneeeeeeeeee hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

And a million strikeouts

Ladies and gentlemen, the offense has returned.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

therevrun from gaslampball.com is right

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the bright side

The dnozzles will continue to think he’s a viable pitcher with the performance we are giving him.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thattaway

Egon

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

unibrow + no goatee

makes edgar and odd cookie

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

EG up the middle

for 1B

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by planetjeffy on Jul 6, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

2 run jack

"Yesterday was yesterday. Today is today.
There is no tomorrow. Make it today."

by The Kipper on Jul 6, 2008 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

two hiiiiiiiiiiiiitsssssssss

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Lefties

We are more terrible against them. :(

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

for us?

3-2 sad but true guys

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by ABY on Jul 6, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

One pitch, one away

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Tomko is ready

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

not Bombko, please

Come on, Josh, PLEASE get some more outs.

"Give us your ears for 4 hours, we'll put somethin' good in there."-BR

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ring ring

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Who's warmed?

"Yesterday was yesterday. Today is today.
There is no tomorrow. Make it today."

by The Kipper on Jul 6, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

B-b-b-b-b

BOMBKO!

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm warmed

by the smooth vocal stylings of Matt and Mudd.

"Give us your ears for 4 hours, we'll put somethin' good in there."-BR

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also have the same warm feeling

coming from my MacBook with the busted fan

"Yesterday was yesterday. Today is today.
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by The Kipper on Jul 6, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh but hey

Chad Qualls is up for them. He’s pretty crappy.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

A Battle For The Ages

Qualls vs. Tomko. Who can let the game get out of hand FIRST???

by Winfield's Ghost on Jul 6, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who will choke faster

than Dr. Heimlich’s retarded brother? STAY TUNED!

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

howd they get 3?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

oh stupid reynolds

500 Ks a season

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you know

another rocket launch

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

hits, runs, the usual

where you been, ‘tec?

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by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

“Call the ball, Maverick.”

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

hahah matty v

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's up with both of their HRs being of the 4 million foot variety

those werent even close

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Lots of hangers

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, some little twerp

knocked it into a restaurant

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by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No more K's

from the 67 year old hurler

"Yesterday was yesterday. Today is today.
There is no tomorrow. Make it today."

by The Kipper on Jul 6, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this a Rallyin Rod inning???

They need to get the Big Ug out of there…

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by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

sounds about right

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going with the conservative Rod portfolio

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only Axion is able to talk to Rod

"Yesterday was yesterday. Today is today.
There is no tomorrow. Make it today."

by The Kipper on Jul 6, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Methinks he should be summoned

Come on, Ax, call im up.

"Call the ball, Maverick"~Matty V. smooth sylings

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, ok

But if someone else’s nose breaks, it’s on you.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You takes your chances...

"Call the ball, Maverick"~Matty V. smooth sylings

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paul McAnulty's grandma is fleeing for her life

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh oh, Rod's got that determined look in his eyes

you never know what’s gonna happen…

"Yesterday was yesterday. Today is today.
There is no tomorrow. Make it today."

by The Kipper on Jul 6, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's gonna need alot more than determination

with Greeney up.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright Kooz!

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

KOOOOZ

rocks a double.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Cancer boy

threw like 150 pitches yesterday. Melvin thinks their bullpen is that bad.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

kind of a mean nickname

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's cancer free boy now

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

And if he died from it, I wouldn’t call him that. :)

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

would you call him

died from cancer boy?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

heyooooo

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

axion is a horrible person

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pitcher formerly known as Doug Davis

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, yeah

Kind of amazing that he went thru all that and then came back to actually pitch.

by Winfield's Ghost on Jul 6, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Had to use the geiger counter on people who visited him… that’s fun.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

imagine how much radiation

had to be in him for it to be dangerous to be around him

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by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

and his first start after coming back was phenominal

I’m a big Doug Davis fan

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by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That start was pretty cool.

by Winfield's Ghost on Jul 6, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He burned me in Fantasy one year

He’s on the S-list. I don’t care what else he does.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

three hiiiiiiiiiits

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

how slow is chase?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Slower than you think...

Considering that he was not running all-out at all. He could have beat that if he did.

by I8EtoDunbar on Jul 6, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

get outta there big eunuch!

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Aloha, Big Ug

We want, clap clap, a meatball pitcher, clap clap.

"Call the ball, Maverick"~Matty V. smooth sylings

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE KHALIL EFFING GREENE

DFA HIM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

slider down and away

so predictable

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by justdave on Jul 6, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

there’s this ginormous sucking, whorling hole in the lineup.

And it’s name is Khalil “K’s R Me” Greene

"Call the ball, Maverick"~Matty V. smooth sylings

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene i hate khalil greene /spam

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

See?

This is why we can’t have nice things.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This pitcher has pretty necklaces

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by planetjeffy on Jul 6, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

This Qualls guy forgot that he sucks

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

OR MAYBE

HE JUST FIGURED OUT THAT WE SUCK

"Yesterday was yesterday. Today is today.
There is no tomorrow. Make it today."

by The Kipper on Jul 6, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

Word’s out on that scoop.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Game

Has been brought to you by the letter K.

by I8EtoDunbar on Jul 6, 2008 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Eeew, Khalil's K-itis is spreading

We needs a antivirus vaccine. Pronto.

"Call the ball, Maverick"~Matty V. smooth sylings

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Smooth Mike Adams is in!

Sssssssssssmokin!

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Do we have any idea who the FA shortstops will be in the off-season?

(By “we” I mean “those of you that seemingly have those lists at your fingertips.”)

by Winfield's Ghost on Jul 6, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I think there's only two

And one is Furcal

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here ya go

click me baby

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I figured I was wrong...

...way more than 2.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he prolly wants more

than what our FOSFO would pay, Fitty Cents.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

full of shit front office?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, that would be them.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're WAAAAAAAAAAAY off

Orlando Cabrera (34)
David Eckstein (34)
Adam Everett (32)
Rafael Furcal (31)
Cristian Guzman (31)
Cesar Izturis (29)
Felipe Lopez (29)
Edgar Renteria (33) – $11MM club option for ‘09 with a $3MM buyout
Juan Uribe (30)
Omar Vizquel (42) – $5.2MM club option for ‘09 with a $0.3MM buyout

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That

is a very uninspiring list. Guzman is interesting, but this is his first good yr in his last 4.

by Winfield's Ghost on Jul 6, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he's a fatty

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard the Blue Jays are shopping AJ Burnett for a SS

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

better than Greene?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

we gots Lrod

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think what MattyV said yesterday was dead on

We would regret not having Greene on D at short within the hour.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah probably

That’s the other side I guess.

by Winfield's Ghost on Jul 6, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah huh

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by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLBTR

has a list of FA at all the positions I do believe

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two K's for Smooth Mike

Sssssssmokin’ (Kids, try it at home!)

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Where's the disclaimer?

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by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool Mike pre-dates disclaimers

K

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gone

Oooooo son.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, what do we do for a rally this inning???

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by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The Rally Mongoose

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hay, he got a hit already.

Yay vermin!

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by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's his Friar hat?

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn't root for the Padres

he just kills snakes

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are backed with the power of St. Francis of Assisi

get a Friar hat on that rascal.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

too lazy

go for it

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

You rockin the Rally Facial Fur?

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by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was all your fault.

you must realize this and accept it.

only then can the shifting winds of fate turn positively for the Padres.

"Call the ball, Maverick"~Matty V. smooth sylings

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit

Should have started TC at 1st today.

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on Jul 6, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Here's

Scott Hairston.

Get excited.

by I8EtoDunbar on Jul 6, 2008 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Hairy!

Lets make the Boobirds have something to boo about!

"Call the ball, Maverick"~Matty V. smooth sylings

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap

Two swings outta hiz socks, then caught looking. K-itis.

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by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too close to take, Scott.

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck balls

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick

What kills Lyons?

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

humans...

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

guns

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both wrong

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

EG = DP

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Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on Jul 6, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

%^^%^*(%#*)%!@%*)@#%^$^*)%^*%@#*$^%^*)%@#$dmnation

dang i heart kenny.

"Call the ball, Maverick"~Matty V. smooth sylings

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

At least

Carlin did his best to slide directly into the second baseman. He missed the gag by about five feet. That’s the spirit.

by I8EtoDunbar on Jul 6, 2008 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

*Bag

It’s Egon and Hairy who gagged.

by I8EtoDunbar on Jul 6, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pimpin the Pour

Still cant find who’s gonna be where.

"Call the ball, Maverick"~Matty V. smooth sylings

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

aren't both bars downtown

could always go to both

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice, Cla

Striking out the Unibrow.

"Call the ball, Maverick"~Matty V. smooth sylings

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Lion Poacher

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Is it too late to reverse what we've become?
A lesson to learn at a crucial point in time
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha nice

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adrian knocks one thru the shift!

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

that looked like slow motion

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on Jul 6, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did that

LOL

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG YES!

Kick it around!!!

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my

:D

May you be mounted by a rabid dog. You're lower than rat excrement.

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jul 6, 2008 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

POACH THAT LYON!

Can we be saved? Has the damage all been done?
Is it too late to reverse what we've become?
A lesson to learn at a crucial point in time
What's mine was always yours, and yours is mine

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

KOOOOZ!

Woohoo Make them look like Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrap!

"Call the ball, Maverick"~Matty V. smooth sylings

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

it's funny when it happens to them

cause usually it’s us

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on Jul 6, 2008 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Easy, matto.

That’s the f**king Savior.

by Drama on Jul 6, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's Head-lay

"Call the ball, Maverick"~Matty V. smooth sylings

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

EW

awful swing at ball 4

Can we be saved? Has the damage all been done?
Is it too late to reverse what we've become?
A lesson to learn at a crucial point in time
What's mine was always yours, and yours is mine

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRASSSSBUUUUUUUUUURRRGGGGGGGG

Can we be saved? Has the damage all been done?
Is it too late to reverse what we've become?
A lesson to learn at a crucial point in time
What's mine was always yours, and yours is mine

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

My God.

That is a garbage baseball team.

by Drama on Jul 6, 2008 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

the nl west

Can we be saved? Has the damage all been done?
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A lesson to learn at a crucial point in time
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to buy a sac fly, please

"Call the ball, Maverick"~Matty V. smooth sylings

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd like to pinch hit for Greene, please

Can we be saved? Has the damage all been done?
Is it too late to reverse what we've become?
A lesson to learn at a crucial point in time
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just watch your only fastball go by, Khalil

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mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey.

We’re not the division leaders…we’re not pretending to be any good.

by Drama on Jul 6, 2008 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrible.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Khalil Greene

worst hitter in the entire history of organized baseball

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha.

Sad our starting SS gets credit for that. But it’s true.

by Drama on Jul 6, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ew

twss

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A lesson to learn at a crucial point in time
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

L

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mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ROFLMFAO

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Is it too late to reverse what we've become?
A lesson to learn at a crucial point in time
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

stupid idiots

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

god we suck

May you be mounted by a rabid dog. You're lower than rat excrement.

by iLOVEkouz5 on Jul 6, 2008 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

sad, just, so sad

muy pathetic

"Call the ball, Maverick"~Matty V. smooth sylings

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Our with a wimper

that was a waste of several hrs

Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand.
Leo Durocher

by planetjeffy on Jul 6, 2008 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Like I always say

The Diamondbacks never actually win, teams just lose to them.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!

STRASBURG!

Shut the f**k up, Darron Sutton and Mark Grace….you beat the PADRES. Congrats.

by Drama on Jul 6, 2008 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

yea they beat us great for them

but they let the Padres win the series… that is sad

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally

Two of three in your own arena. Swirl that softly and gently around your erect nipples.

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mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

i'm stuck in the middle of

disturbed and ammused by that comment

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try a new alternative to

“suck it.”

How’s it working for ya?

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

trying*

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

much better

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The nationals are very scary

in more categories than one

"Yesterday was yesterday. Today is today.
There is no tomorrow. Make it today."

by The Kipper on Jul 6, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we've got some momentum going into our next series

"Yesterday was yesterday. Today is today.
There is no tomorrow. Make it today."

by The Kipper on Jul 6, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I propose

A mass email, letter, and phonecall campaign from everyone on GLB to the FO to get rid of Greene ASAP. He doesn’t want to be here, and we don’t want him here.

Can we be saved? Has the damage all been done?
Is it too late to reverse what we've become?
A lesson to learn at a crucial point in time
What's mine was always yours, and yours is mine

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I promote you to head of this campaign

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A lesson to learn at a crucial point in time
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phantom? Puhlease

He works for the High Desert Mavericks. You know who’s farm system that is? That’s right, the Mariners. Our biggest rivals. Start those emails please.

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Is it too late to reverse what we've become?
A lesson to learn at a crucial point in time
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's singing, "Please Release Me, Let Me Goooo...."

Inside. Really.

"Call the ball, Maverick"~Matty V. smooth sylings

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the theme song

"Call the ball, Maverick"~Matty V. smooth sylings

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me go

One more kiss could be the best thing
Or one more lie could be the worst
And all these thoughts are never resting
And your not something I deserve

In my head there’s only you now
This world falls on me
In this world there’s real and make believe
And this seems real to me
And you love me but you don’t know who I am
I’m torn between this life I lead and where I stand
And you love me but you don’t know who I am
So let me go, let me go

Can we be saved? Has the damage all been done?
Is it too late to reverse what we've become?
A lesson to learn at a crucial point in time
What's mine was always yours, and yours is mine

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about the instrumental track

but you and TC could share mascara if that’s what you’re in to.

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mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

This song involves a duet with Phantom and KG

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A lesson to learn at a crucial point in time
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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 6, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got some kohl eyeliner if needed

but TC’s shade is some kinda nice.

"Call the ball, Maverick"~Matty V. smooth sylings

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're all KG haters!

Headley left our sins unforgiven there, too!

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Giles isn't all that bad

"Yesterday was yesterday. Today is today.
There is no tomorrow. Make it today."

by The Kipper on Jul 6, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Headley really pissed me off

swinging at ball 4

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he's only been up here a few weeks.

Khalil just flat-out SUXORS.

Couldnt hit a frog with the biggest tennis racket EVER.

"Call the ball, Maverick"~Matty V. smooth sylings

by eastbaysd on Jul 6, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like some guys to shorten up their swing on two-strikes

For Chase’ sake…

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

i don’t often see Padres shorten up there swings

btw nice signature… The Mars Volta right?

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What in the hell

You are all over cool scoreboard today…

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I have to change it again...

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just used to

be into them and have a good memory

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I listen to very few bands, outside of sports talk radio

And they are probably #1

can you cure us of this fate
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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

great band

a friend played me tetragrammaton and i was hooked on the amputechture album for a while… but other than that i only hear what my friend plays while i’m around him… which is how i heard this apparatus… other than amputechture though i don’t really listen to them

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIP, HIP, HOORAY

Only 14 team K’s!

"Yesterday was yesterday. Today is today.
There is no tomorrow. Make it today."

by The Kipper on Jul 6, 2008 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

C.C. Sabathia to the Brew Crew!

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

offcially?

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

On 1090 right now

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And of course

Scott Miller

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by Axion on Jul 6, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool.

i’m a total secret/not so secret Brewer lover and he could help them out

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

by C8LIN B on Jul 6, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

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