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Eric Show no <3 teh blackz

Wiggins wrote a glam rock song about Eric Show called "Eric Show no <3 teh blackz" which will be featured on the official upcoming Gaslampball album, out soon on iTunes.

All sections with CAPS are yelled by all members of the band, except for Dave, the drummer, because his tongue was bitten off by a llama (long story)

For 37 years you walked the planet
Your name was ERIC SHOW not Pete or Janet
You hit Andre Dawson with a ball to the face
Because he was not of the white race

ERIC SHOW! You lost you faith and you lost your way
ERIC SHOW! There were rumors you were possibly gay
ERIC SHOW! You had a moustache and wavy hair
ERIC SHOW! Your eyes were nuts, you had a crazy stare!

Pete Rose hit number 4-1-9-2 off you
You sat on the mound like a pile of poo
You blamed Carmello and gave him a shove
ERIC SHOW! Maybe you just needed some love

ERIC SHOW! You lost you faith and you lost your way
ERIC SHOW! There were rumors you were possibly gay
ERIC SHOW! You had a moustache and wavy hair
ERIC SHOW! Your eyes were nuts, you had a crazy stare!

You were a member of the John Birch Society
But you were not a part of a life of sobriety
The police had to cuff you for spazzing out
In the cop car you kicked the window out
In an adult book store you were acting wacky
Perhaps you were smoking some funny tobaccy
You played the jazz but you hated the blacks
That's a bit ironical, and that's a fact

ERIC SHOW! 37!
ERIC SHOW! HEART ATTCK
ERIC SHOW! ERIC SHOW! ERIC SHOW!
YOU'RE DEAD!

This FanPost was written by a member of the Gaslamp Ball community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Gaslamp Ball managers or SB Nation.

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