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Smells Like Padres in Here - Thursday Edition

So let's see.  Swept by Seattle and lose 2 out of 3 to the Rockies.  I think we can stake our claim to Suckiest Team in Baseball. 

What is it with this team and broken noses?

I'm linking this for two reasons:  the headline juxtaposed with the photo makes it seem as if Barrett is getting a face transplant or something; and at the bottom, the little factoid on Tomko is the kind of funny thing we're getting used to.  He sucks AND he's hurt?

The SI cover story on Tim Lincecum and his mechanics is outstanding.

Off day today before the "big showdown" in Arizona.  Remember - according to Adrian, we now have to win 7 of the next 9 or we're done.  (Giggle.)

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Well I'm glad

that Barrett took care of himself for us. At least we now get a chance to see what Hundley has.

by Phantom on Jul 3, 2008 7:56 AM PDT reply actions  

i really can't cheer for an injury

and i definitely can’t get super excited and pour beer all over myself in celebration leaving myself kind of gross and sticky, and ruining my carpet.

unrelated, anyone know any good carpet cleaners?

DISCLAIMER – i’m obviously kidding, i don’t want the Barrett defenders attacking me for rooting for an injury, even if he is the anti-awesome.

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jul 3, 2008 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Barrett

For all the bad things I’ve said about Barrett. He was batting over .200 at the time of the injury. I thought the day we would have a .200 hitting catcher would never come. Then it did! Then, he got hurt.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Jul 3, 2008 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

really?

oh man we are truly cursed.

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jul 3, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

something i find to be particularly sweet

it would be very very difficult for us to lose today.

if any team could find a way to lose when they don’t play it would be these guys.

but i won’t let the lack of a game dampen the sweet sweet success of not losing.

so break out the cigars ladies and gents, the Padres are non-losers! (today)

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jul 3, 2008 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Ah, but...

They can still lose ground in the standings/gain ground in the Strasburg, because everybody else is playing today, even those evil Mariners. Every one of them has at least a slim chance of winning today also, even though none of them is playing the Padres.

Success is how high you bounce when you hit the bottom." - George S. Patton

by Boilermaker19 on Jul 3, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

"gain ground in the Strasburg"

This should really be a part of all Padre fans conversations.

“How about that ass-kicking the Rockies put on us last night?”

“Yeah, no kidding. And the Mariners won!”

“Isn’t that sweet? We now have sole posession of first in the Strasburg.”

by Drama on Jul 3, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I swear

every time people say that name, I get the feeling we’re just inching ourselves closer to Matt Bush 2009.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 3, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

That Lincecum article

Is without a doubt, the baseball article I have read. Ever. Period.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Jul 3, 2008 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

I suck at reviewing my posts, I need an editor.

Is without a doubt, the best baseball article I have read. Ever. Period.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Jul 3, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

excellent article i agree

but the peavy thing gave me the shakes. i always thought his delivery looked a little violent.

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jul 3, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugly

I’m trying to rationalize it by saying, “Well what the hell does Tim Lincecum’s dad know?”

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 3, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Barrett Update:

Michael Barrett flew back to San Diego this morning.

The Padres are expected to make an announcement about Barrett’s condition later today. Meantime, the club is also expected to promote catcher Nick Hundley, 24, from Triple-A Portland to take Barrett’s spot on the 25-man roster.

by Drama on Jul 3, 2008 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I do not have a good feeling

About Nick Hundley. His game at this point is all power and I haven’t heard anything good about his defense (and I’m sure Bud Black will try to hand wave his way into saying that he likes Hundley’s defense, “This is not the bad defense you are looking for”).

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Jul 3, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

it’d be nice to have an actual “catcher”, whatever that is.

However, it would be nice to have power and no defense as opposed to No power and no defense.

is he any good?

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jul 3, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude's nailed

base runners at a 40% clip and was considered the second-best defensive catcher the year we drafted him. So he’s going to be better than Barret behind the dish.

by Phantom on Jul 3, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

Those sound similar to Bard’s minor league numbers.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Jul 3, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

"cranky right elbow"

I’m starting to think that is all our pitching staff is made up with….and cranky broken noses….I always thought Lincecum’s wind up look a little violent….but he has AWWWWWSOME stuff so I guess I have to read this article. I LOVED the one on that alternate pitching motion that someone posted a few weeks ago.

Does anyone else watch Sport Science on FSN? If you like pitching mechanics and stuff you’ll love that show. But don’t take my word for it… DUH DUH DUH! (that reading rainbow post was one of my faves of all time)

Padres Baseball. Feel the Frustration!

by offspeedkills on Jul 3, 2008 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of injuries...

The D-Backs have real problems of their own...but none worse than Chris Snyder’s.

Snyder was hit by a foul ball off the bat of Milwaukee outfielder Corey Hart in the fourth inning. Snyder was diagnosed with a left testicular fracture and will have surgery on Wednesday.

Ummmm…..

by Drama on Jul 3, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude

not
cool

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jul 3, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

can u say

ouch babe?? Man nalive!

Padres Baseball. Feel the Frustration!

by offspeedkills on Jul 3, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mass Murder

“as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced”

Testicular Fractures suggest severe losses in personnel in the Tadpole Patrol sector.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 3, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

obi wan?

FIRE BUD BLACK! RETIRE HOFFMAN, GILES, AND MADDUX! TRADE HEADLEY, KOUZMANOFF, AND GREENE!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 3, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nerd!!

(yes)

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 3, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The crazy thing is

He’s only expected to miss the minimum (15 days). As BP’s Will Carroll said about this injury: I’m day-to-day just thinking about it.

I don't have to always be right. I just have to always think I'm right.

by Wonko on Jul 3, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Video

found a video breaking down his mechanics….

Padres Baseball. Feel the Frustration!

by offspeedkills on Jul 3, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

god that video is so sick

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jul 3, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I like watching a pitcher’s wind up in reverse.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 3, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think when you see wind ups in super slow mo

you can see how much torque is on the shoulder. They are definitely “maxing out” the force on their shoulder…pitching is pretty violent anyway…..but that curve ball is about the nastiest thing I have ever seen….like PV’s slider

Padres Baseball. Feel the Frustration!

by offspeedkills on Jul 3, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

king felix has some nasty stuff too

like a 87 mph curve of all things… scary sh!t

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jul 3, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of transplant does this headline suggest?

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 3, 2008 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah that's still the same headline for the article

This one seems to have other implications.

Ok, I’m bored and we’re not allowed to play with the new people. It was either this, or start a Velvet Rope Thread: No jboxen.

can you cure us of this fate
mock the litany in its face

by Axion on Jul 3, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh i just got it

i started celebrating pretty early…

www.wellbelowthemendozaline.blogspot.com

by justdave on Jul 3, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

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