A night at the ballpark
Driving to the game tonight I was listening to Andy Masur's interview with Greg Maddux. Greg admitted that he didn't know if he'd be a Padre by Sunday. He also said he tipped his hat to the fans just in case it was his last start as a Padre. There was some debate last night whether he tipped his cap because he broke into the top 10 strikeout list or the that he might be leaving the team. Now we know. It's official I don't want him to leave under any circumstances. I hope that he stays the season and decides to play with the Pads in 2009, we're a better team with him here.
I don't want to complain because it's my own fault. I swore I'd never go back, but I was hungry and thirsty. The concessions are absolutely terrible at Petco Park. I spent two full innings in line to get a hot dog and a coke. Does that sound reasonable to anyone? There were approximately 15 people in front of me. I saw someone dressed as a fan taking notes on the what was going on in the kitchen. I asked if she was a secret shopper because the service is unbearably slow. She said she wasn't, but then I saw her in the kitchen a few minutes later. She worked for the Padres in some capacity. I worked in food service and I realize it's not easy but Petco Park definitely needs someone to fix their concession system.
Chris Young pitched an excellent game. Starting the game with 6 strikeouts got the crowd amped, but the real thrill was the Gerut's bases loaded deep fly ball. I was sitting behind the Petco Porch and everybody in right field thought it was gone because we lost sight of the ball. It was electric for about 5 seconds, I'm just going to pretend that it was a grand slam.
Pad Squad Kelly was the stand out squadder again out in right field. Five Pad Squadders all chatting amongst themselves in a little clique while Kelly was the only person talking to fans the entire time she was out there. Major League Memories aren't going to make themselves!
You know the Jerome's best show in the house game where Weisbarth asks a fan a question and the answer is always a Padres player? Well the game is very similar to Wheel of Fortune in the way that they give you a group of letters and you just fill in the blanks for the answer. Today's question was "Who was the 1987 saves leader?" The answer was "_an_e Mc_ul_er_" or something like that. I didn't know the answer it was Lance McCullers, but I thought that if they give you the letter "C" somewhere in the answer than they give you all of the "C's" in the answer like the Wheel of Fortune rules. I guess you just need to know that we aren't playing official WoF rules.
A lady sitting next to me thought I was a genius. She asked me what the numbers over the batters eye were. i told her and she asked if I knew the players. She was amazed that i knew that. Not a big deal, but then we saw this huge moth flying around. People thought it was a bat and she said "there are no bats in San Diego!" and I told her "Actually there are 22 different species of bats in San Diego". By some weird coincidence I looked that up on google this week. She was getting freaked out that I knew two facts. Glad she didn't ask any other questions.
[Note by jbox, 07/30/08 8:55 AM PDT ] So I was just telling Dex that I wrote this post late last night and I went to bed immediately after finishing it. I forgot to make a joke about the only flying bats in Petco are the broken wooden ones that MLB refuses resolve. I also hate this post, it's stupid and part of me just wants to delete it. I woke up in the middle of the night wanting to delete it. I think I complain too much and it's not interesting, but I blame that on the hot dogs that made me feel totally gross and gave me nightmares last night. This post is almost exactly like the last game report I did where I complained about concessions and complimented Kelly. I guess those are the only two things you can count on at Petco.
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that fly ball
everyone in my section was cheering so much until about 5 second in we realize the outfields running in
me and my best friend were sitting there for about 5 minutes more in COMPLETE disbelief of what had just happens. we kept repeating “you’re f**king kidding me!!!!” about 30 times cuz it looked like it was gone
that was suckishhhhhhhh
but Chris pitched an awesome game. i was upset Bardo didnt catch though :/
im glad they are both back. the team isnt complete without Chris or Josh
Yay chris! boo you stupid dbags!
May you be mounted by a rabid dog. You're lower than rat excrement.
I was in right field
and for a while none of us knew what happened to the ball. We saw some of other fans in the park cheering so we started high-fiving each other and going nuts until we saw everyone run back to the dugout.
And there was no replay in the park! What’s up with that?
"If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself." - Bob Dylan
by JollyWaffle on Jul 30, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
oh i know!
i wanted a stupid replay to see how he caught it
i was in in left so it was a little body at the fence then it was over
May you be mounted by a rabid dog. You're lower than rat excrement.
Lady & jbox
Lady: “Excuse me again, young man.”
jbox: “Yes?”
Lady: “You were so helpful with my questions about the retired Padre numbers and the presence of bats in San
Diego…I was wondering if you could answer just one more question for me?”
jbox: “Sure. I’ll give it my best shot.”
Lady: “A few weeks back I was perusing some of my favorite gay porn sites and I came across a handsome young man wearing a Padres jersey…but for the life of me I can’t remember his name or his site…”
jbox: “Oh! That’s Brent Everett from BrentEverett.com.”
Lady: “Why, thank you. I had a feeling you might know…”
I think the concessions
issue at Petco is related to the fact that most of the concessions stands are staffed by charities or organizations. At least I seem to remember thinking that they are. Can anyone confirm that?
Last night
They had a sign that said “proceeds of this stand go to…” and it was blank. Are they always staffed by charities? They should find something for the charities to do that doesn’t create a huge bottleneck.
The annoying thing about slow concessions
Is that there are only a few different food options per stand. It’s not like they’re working a deli. “Hot dog or pizza?” Boom! “Next?”
Doesn't Petco
have walking vendors? That’s always been a good alternative to sitting in line. Busch has em and you don’t have to leave your seat unless you want a specialty item.
by thenerdhater on Jul 30, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
When I lived out west
I noticed that at Dodger stadium too…none of the familiar, “Beer here!” calls from the vendors throughout the game. Really takes away something.
by thenerdhater on Jul 30, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
i miss the old singing "peanuts and crackerjacks"
guy from the Murph…
i loved that guy
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Correct sir
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 30, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
jbox
I’m glad you added the editor’s note instead of deleting it. The editors note makes it worth a rec.
We’ve all been there, dude.
I liked it
though I was confused about the lack of hensley bashing.
"When the going gets tough... TheGrandHatching pops in later." -- WG
by TheGrandHatching on Jul 30, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Isnt that just a way for the food service companies
to get cheap labor?
Donating a percentage of the proceeds to charity
is cheaper than paying a crew to staff the counter
It would've been funny
if the lady, testing your genius, dropped a box of toothpicks…and asked you how many were on the floor.
There are
23 species of bat in San Diego
Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world. -Babe Ruth
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Jul 30, 2008 12:40 PM PDT reply actions
After he caught that
I must have muttered,”F THE SNAKES!” about a zeelion times over.
Then Channel 4 shows a very happy Romero smiling in the dugout.
I wanted to throw a brick at the TV. Then puking.
Channel 4 giving some love to their coach Bob Melvin earlier in the broadcast. What was up with that?
I did not heart Channel 4’s broadcast last night.
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